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  Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-03-28 22:28 -0400
    Re: DFS / Connor The Stalker. Tomas <tgif9fri@numo.net> - 2015-03-28 22:37 -0400
      Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-03-28 22:40 -0400
    Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:20 -0400
      Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-03-29 13:30 +0000
        Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:46 -0400
      Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Charlie Croyden <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 06:35 -0700
        Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 10:05 -0400
          Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-03-29 10:08 -0400
          Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Jerm <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 07:14 -0700
            Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 10:24 -0400
              Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Jerm <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:43 -0700
                Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-03-29 16:54 -0400

#286538 — Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask

=========================================================================
Is he really pussy-whipped?
Yes

"My wife used to dole out my weekly allowance, $20, and then quiz me 
about where I spent it, as she didn't expect me to buy snacks and such. 
  She's a lot more tolerant now, and it took years of resistance.  I can 
buy a $120 UPS when I need to."

-------------------------------------------------------------

Q. "How much does a Mac with the same specs cost?"

Ahlstrom reply: "About three months worth of grovelling and whining,
                 'But honey!!!!!'"

-------------------------------------------------------------

"As I said, after 30 years of marriage to a woman who is not only far
more ethical than these trolls, but more intelligent and witty, and
funny, and fun to be with, and -- get this -- probably physically
*stronger* than any of these trolls, we've come to quite a sound
agreement about things."

=========================================================================
Does he really talk about pee-pees?
Yes

"I am not worthy to wipe your pee-pee <grin>"

"Bailiff!  Whack his pee-pee!"

=========================================================================
Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
Yes

"Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
<grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."

"Oh my!  <giggle>"

"Men giggle, too"

"I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."

"How do we know /you/ aren't trolling?  <giggle>"

"(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"

"And here was the exchange <giggle>"

""Sound" advice, eh?  <giggle>"

=========================================================================
Is he really 57 and still immature?
Yes

"I refuse to grow up"

"Man I love Mad magazine"

uses "Billy Butt-Crust" to refer to Bill Gates

laughs at a dongle on a laptop as if it's "exposing itself"

"If at first you don't suck seed, keep on suckin' 'til you do suck seed"
=========================================================================
Is he really an outrageous hypocrite?
Yes.  One of the worst.

"Windows is garbage", "Microsoft is evil", then he turns around and 
develops only proprietary Microsoft\Windows code for 20+ years

"I've never bought anything but Windows laptops.  For years now."

=========================================================================
Is he really a pretentious douchebag?
In the extreme

reads cola with an online thesaurus open and uses big or obscure words 
like amanuensis, lagniappe, ratiocination and stultiloquence

subscribes to New Yorker magazine

=========================================================================
Is he really a physically small dweeb?
Yes

He and wife drove Honda Fit, Toyota Yaris, and Ford Fiesta autos

=========================================================================
Does he really admire Richard Stallman?
Yes, very much.

"It would be an honor to attend a party and converse with him."

"I'm hoping my daughter is so motivated, forthright, and socially
conscious."

=========================================================================
Is he really a blatant liar?
Yes.

Jul 9 2012:   "Windows is garbage."
9 days later: "I don't lie, and I don't trash Windows"

"I wouldn't work for Microsoft for a billion dollars."  (but he'll
write Windows code for 20 years for a tiny fraction of it?)

=========================================================================
Was he raised to be a wimp?
Yes

"I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."

=========================================================================
Does he really play soccer?
Yes

"I'm 55 and still holding my own on the soccer field with people half my
age."

=========================================================================
Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?

"Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making 
mischief, and they're going to be punished'."

=========================================================================

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#286541 — Re: DFS / Connor The Stalker.

On Sat, 28 Mar 2015 22:28:24 -0400, DFS wrote:

> =========================================================================
> Is he really pussy-whipped?
> Yes
> 
> "My wife used to dole out my weekly allowance, $20, and then quiz me 
> about where I spent it, as she didn't expect me to buy snacks and such. 
>   She's a lot more tolerant now, and it took years of resistance.  I can 
> buy a $120 UPS when I need to."
> 
> -------------------------------------------------------------
> 
> Q. "How much does a Mac with the same specs cost?"
> 
> Ahlstrom reply: "About three months worth of grovelling and whining,
>                  'But honey!!!!!'"
> 
> -------------------------------------------------------------
> 
> "As I said, after 30 years of marriage to a woman who is not only far
> more ethical than these trolls, but more intelligent and witty, and
> funny, and fun to be with, and -- get this -- probably physically
> *stronger* than any of these trolls, we've come to quite a sound
> agreement about things."
> 
> =========================================================================
> Does he really talk about pee-pees?
> Yes
> 
> "I am not worthy to wipe your pee-pee <grin>"
> 
> "Bailiff!  Whack his pee-pee!"
> 
> =========================================================================
> Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
> Yes
> 
> "Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
> <grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."
> 
> "Oh my!  <giggle>"
> 
> "Men giggle, too"
> 
> "I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."
> 
> "How do we know /you/ aren't trolling?  <giggle>"
> 
> "(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"
> 
> "And here was the exchange <giggle>"
> 
> ""Sound" advice, eh?  <giggle>"
> 
> =========================================================================
> Is he really 57 and still immature?
> Yes
> 
> "I refuse to grow up"
> 
> "Man I love Mad magazine"
> 
> uses "Billy Butt-Crust" to refer to Bill Gates
> 
> laughs at a dongle on a laptop as if it's "exposing itself"
> 
> "If at first you don't suck seed, keep on suckin' 'til you do suck seed"
> =========================================================================
> Is he really an outrageous hypocrite?
> Yes.  One of the worst.
> 
> "Windows is garbage", "Microsoft is evil", then he turns around and 
> develops only proprietary Microsoft\Windows code for 20+ years
> 
> "I've never bought anything but Windows laptops.  For years now."
> 
> =========================================================================
> Is he really a pretentious douchebag?
> In the extreme
> 
> reads cola with an online thesaurus open and uses big or obscure words 
> like amanuensis, lagniappe, ratiocination and stultiloquence
> 
> subscribes to New Yorker magazine
> 
> =========================================================================
> Is he really a physically small dweeb?
> Yes
> 
> He and wife drove Honda Fit, Toyota Yaris, and Ford Fiesta autos
> 
> =========================================================================
> Does he really admire Richard Stallman?
> Yes, very much.
> 
> "It would be an honor to attend a party and converse with him."
> 
> "I'm hoping my daughter is so motivated, forthright, and socially
> conscious."
> 
> =========================================================================
> Is he really a blatant liar?
> Yes.
> 
> Jul 9 2012:   "Windows is garbage."
> 9 days later: "I don't lie, and I don't trash Windows"
> 
> "I wouldn't work for Microsoft for a billion dollars."  (but he'll
> write Windows code for 20 years for a tiny fraction of it?)
> 
> =========================================================================
> Was he raised to be a wimp?
> Yes
> 
> "I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
> would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."
> 
> =========================================================================
> Does he really play soccer?
> Yes
> 
> "I'm 55 and still holding my own on the soccer field with people half my
> age."
> 
> =========================================================================
> Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
> 
> "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
> setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making 
> mischief, and they're going to be punished'."
> 
> =========================================================================

Congratulations, you have demonstrated that you are a stalker well
beyond that which even Carroll could conjure up.

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#286544

On 3/28/2015 10:37 PM, Tomas wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Mar 2015 22:28:24 -0400, DFS wrote:
>
>> =========================================================================
>> Is he really pussy-whipped?
>> Yes
>>
>> "My wife used to dole out my weekly allowance, $20, and then quiz me
>> about where I spent it, as she didn't expect me to buy snacks and such.
>>    She's a lot more tolerant now, and it took years of resistance.  I can
>> buy a $120 UPS when I need to."
>>
>> -------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>> Q. "How much does a Mac with the same specs cost?"
>>
>> Ahlstrom reply: "About three months worth of grovelling and whining,
>>                   'But honey!!!!!'"
>>
>> -------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>> "As I said, after 30 years of marriage to a woman who is not only far
>> more ethical than these trolls, but more intelligent and witty, and
>> funny, and fun to be with, and -- get this -- probably physically
>> *stronger* than any of these trolls, we've come to quite a sound
>> agreement about things."
>>
>> =========================================================================
>> Does he really talk about pee-pees?
>> Yes
>>
>> "I am not worthy to wipe your pee-pee <grin>"
>>
>> "Bailiff!  Whack his pee-pee!"
>>
>> =========================================================================
>> Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
>> Yes
>>
>> "Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
>> <grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."
>>
>> "Oh my!  <giggle>"
>>
>> "Men giggle, too"
>>
>> "I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."
>>
>> "How do we know /you/ aren't trolling?  <giggle>"
>>
>> "(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"
>>
>> "And here was the exchange <giggle>"
>>
>> ""Sound" advice, eh?  <giggle>"
>>
>> =========================================================================
>> Is he really 57 and still immature?
>> Yes
>>
>> "I refuse to grow up"
>>
>> "Man I love Mad magazine"
>>
>> uses "Billy Butt-Crust" to refer to Bill Gates
>>
>> laughs at a dongle on a laptop as if it's "exposing itself"
>>
>> "If at first you don't suck seed, keep on suckin' 'til you do suck seed"
>> =========================================================================
>> Is he really an outrageous hypocrite?
>> Yes.  One of the worst.
>>
>> "Windows is garbage", "Microsoft is evil", then he turns around and
>> develops only proprietary Microsoft\Windows code for 20+ years
>>
>> "I've never bought anything but Windows laptops.  For years now."
>>
>> =========================================================================
>> Is he really a pretentious douchebag?
>> In the extreme
>>
>> reads cola with an online thesaurus open and uses big or obscure words
>> like amanuensis, lagniappe, ratiocination and stultiloquence
>>
>> subscribes to New Yorker magazine
>>
>> =========================================================================
>> Is he really a physically small dweeb?
>> Yes
>>
>> He and wife drove Honda Fit, Toyota Yaris, and Ford Fiesta autos
>>
>> =========================================================================
>> Does he really admire Richard Stallman?
>> Yes, very much.
>>
>> "It would be an honor to attend a party and converse with him."
>>
>> "I'm hoping my daughter is so motivated, forthright, and socially
>> conscious."
>>
>> =========================================================================
>> Is he really a blatant liar?
>> Yes.
>>
>> Jul 9 2012:   "Windows is garbage."
>> 9 days later: "I don't lie, and I don't trash Windows"
>>
>> "I wouldn't work for Microsoft for a billion dollars."  (but he'll
>> write Windows code for 20 years for a tiny fraction of it?)
>>
>> =========================================================================
>> Was he raised to be a wimp?
>> Yes
>>
>> "I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
>> would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."
>>
>> =========================================================================
>> Does he really play soccer?
>> Yes
>>
>> "I'm 55 and still holding my own on the soccer field with people half my
>> age."
>>
>> =========================================================================
>> Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
>>
>> "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
>> setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making
>> mischief, and they're going to be punished'."
>>
>> =========================================================================
>
> Congratulations, you have demonstrated that you are a stalker well
> beyond that which even Carroll could conjure up.



He posted every single bit of that to cola, lamebrain.

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#286559

"DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message news:mf7nvb$7ma$13@dont-email.me...
>
> =========================================================================
> Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
> Yes
>
> "Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
> <grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."
>
> "Oh my!  <giggle>"
>
> "Men giggle, too"
>
> "I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."
>
> "How do we know /you/ aren't trolling?  <giggle>"
>
> "(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"
>
> "And here was the exchange <giggle>"
>
> ""Sound" advice, eh?  <giggle>"
>

How absolutely pathetic. <giggle> - really?


> =========================================================================
> Was he raised to be a wimp?
> Yes
>
> "I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
> would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."
> =========================================================================

Too bad because maybe he would not have grown up into the helpless, giggling 
wimp that he is. Competition is present in the natural existance of all 
organisms. No species would survive without competition.

Back during the dawn of humanity you know that early cavemen were competing 
against each other... who can run the fastest, who can throw a stone the 
furthest, who can throw a spear the most accurately. It's the inherent 
competition found in humans that drove us to build things better and bigger 
than they were before.


> =========================================================================
> Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
>
> "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
> setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making mischief, 
> and they're going to be punished'."
> =========================================================================

So his father is the one one called him "little beaver" - why an I not 
surprised. The giggling, passive, effeminate child they named "Chris" was 
the little girl that his parents always hoped for.

-- 
And why does Zeke think that taking Rex's name and converting to 
"Rexxie"would be an impossible act for someone other than "Rex"?  Is Zeke 
stupid, or a kook?

Anyway, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that that page is yet another faked 
frame-up job intended to further Microsoft's "Evangelism is War" goals...

So who's the k00k?  Obviously, a person that would go to such trouble to try 
to appropriate someone else's persona, post foulness or craziness as if it 
were from that person, and then point everybody to that manufactured 
evidence.


The ignorant Chris Ahlstrom kook. Far too dumb and stupid to recognize the 
facts right in front of his face.
Feb 24, 2014
Message-ID: <legq8a$32v$2@dont-email.me>
 

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#286561

Ezekiel <zeke@nosuchemail.com> wrote:
> "DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message news:mf7nvb$7ma$13@dont-email.me...

>> Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
>>
>> "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
>> setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making mischief, 
>> and they're going to be punished'."
>> =========================================================================

> So his father is the one one called him "little beaver" - why an I not 
> surprised. The giggling, passive, effeminate child they named "Chris" was 
> the little girl that his parents always hoped for.

I missed the original on that.  I thought it was a red ryder and
little beaver thing.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516WleJ0X6L.jpg

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#286566

"owl" <owl@rooftop.invalid> wrote in message 
news:bvhdye9.303@rooftop.invalid...
> Ezekiel <zeke@nosuchemail.com> wrote:
>> "DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message 
>> news:mf7nvb$7ma$13@dont-email.me...
>
>>> Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
>>>
>>> "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
>>> setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making 
>>> mischief,
>>> and they're going to be punished'."
>>> =========================================================================
>
>> So his father is the one one called him "little beaver" - why an I not
>> surprised. The giggling, passive, effeminate child they named "Chris" was
>> the little girl that his parents always hoped for.
>
> I missed the original on that.  I thought it was a red ryder and
> little beaver thing.
> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516WleJ0X6L.jpg
>

After seeing that image, I rest my case.

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#286563

On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 9:19:50 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
> "DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message news:mf7nvb$7ma$13@dont-email.me...
> >
> > =========================================================================
> > Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
> > Yes
> >
> > "Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
> > <grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."
> >
> > "Oh my!  <giggle>"
> >
> > "Men giggle, too"
> >
> > "I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."
> >
> > "How do we know /you/ aren't trolling?  <giggle>"
> >
> > "(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"
> >
> > "And here was the exchange <giggle>"
> >
> > ""Sound" advice, eh?  <giggle>"
> >
> 
> How absolutely pathetic. <giggle> - really?
> 
> 
> > =========================================================================
> > Was he raised to be a wimp?
> > Yes
> >
> > "I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
> > would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."
> > =========================================================================
> 
> Too bad because maybe he would not have grown up into the helpless, giggling 
> wimp that he is. Competition is present in the natural existance of all 
> organisms. No species would survive without competition.
> 
> Back during the dawn of humanity you know that early cavemen were competing 
> against each other... who can run the fastest, who can throw a stone the 
> furthest, who can throw a spear the most accurately. It's the inherent 
> competition found in humans that drove us to build things better and bigger 
> than they were before.
> 
> 
> > =========================================================================
> > Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
> >
> > "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
> > setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making mischief, 
> > and they're going to be punished'."
> > =========================================================================
> 
> So his father is the one one called him "little beaver" - why an I not 
> surprised. The giggling, passive, effeminate child they named "Chris" was 
> the little girl that his parents always hoped for.
> 
> -- 
> And why does Zeke think that taking Rex's name and converting to 
> "Rexxie"would be an impossible act for someone other than "Rex"?  Is Zeke 
> stupid, or a kook?
> 
> Anyway, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that that page is yet another faked 
> frame-up job intended to further Microsoft's "Evangelism is War" goals...
> 
> So who's the k00k?  Obviously, a person that would go to such trouble to try 
> to appropriate someone else's persona, post foulness or craziness as if it 
> were from that person, and then point everybody to that manufactured 
> evidence.
> 
> 
> The ignorant Chris Ahlstrom kook. Far too dumb and stupid to recognize the 
> facts right in front of his face.
> Feb 24, 2014
> Message-ID: <legq8a$32v$2@dont-email.me>

While it makes for a good read your response is actually a valid and plausible explanation of why a grown man might act like a child. It's cannon fodder to laugh at the "it's your mothers fault" when encountering people like A$$strom but there really is something to the fact that the years where a person can be most influenced is the childhood, formative years. I think Freud makes a lot of sense in this regard. That other idiot snit suffers as an adult partially because of his upbringing. Some are able to break the cycle as they mature but others are destined to be pansies in need of acceptance their entire life.

Also, if something is public information then it's not stalking to repost it. If the person who made his entire private life public doesn't like it then he should have thought of that before revealing his personal life to the entire world. 
Little beaver?
That's funny.
His father literally called him a small cunt.

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#286576

>
>"Charlie Croyden" <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> wrote in message 
>news:59426a68-aa16-439a-b7f9-4895f061c9a7@googlegroups.com...
>On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 9:19:50 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
>> "DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message 
>> news:mf7nvb$7ma$13@dont-email.me...
>> >
>> > =========================================================================
>> > Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
>> > Yes
>> >
>> > "Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
>> > <grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."
>> >
>> > "Oh my!  <giggle>"
>> >
>> > "Men giggle, too"
>> >
>> > "I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."
>> >
>> > "How do we know /you/ aren't trolling?  <giggle>"
>> >
>> > "(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"
>> >
>> > "And here was the exchange <giggle>"
>> >
>> > ""Sound" advice, eh?  <giggle>"
>> >
>>
>> How absolutely pathetic. <giggle> - really?
>>
>>
>> > =========================================================================
>> > Was he raised to be a wimp?
>> > Yes
>> >
>> > "I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
>> > would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."
>> > =========================================================================
>>
>> Too bad because maybe he would not have grown up into the helpless, 
>> giggling
>> wimp that he is. Competition is present in the natural existance of all
>> organisms. No species would survive without competition.
>>
>> Back during the dawn of humanity you know that early cavemen were 
>> competing
>> against each other... who can run the fastest, who can throw a stone the
>> furthest, who can throw a spear the most accurately. It's the inherent
>> competition found in humans that drove us to build things better and 
>> bigger
>> than they were before.
>>
>>
>> > =========================================================================
>> > Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
>> >
>> > "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
>> > setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making 
>> > mischief,
>> > and they're going to be punished'."
>> > =========================================================================
>>
>> So his father is the one one called him "little beaver" - why an I not
>> surprised. The giggling, passive, effeminate child they named "Chris" was
>> the little girl that his parents always hoped for.
>>
>> -- 
>> And why does Zeke think that taking Rex's name and converting to
>> "Rexxie"would be an impossible act for someone other than "Rex"?  Is Zeke
>> stupid, or a kook?
>>
>> Anyway, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that that page is yet another faked
>> frame-up job intended to further Microsoft's "Evangelism is War" goals...
>>
>> So who's the k00k?  Obviously, a person that would go to such trouble to 
>> try
>> to appropriate someone else's persona, post foulness or craziness as if 
>> it
>> were from that person, and then point everybody to that manufactured
>> evidence.
>>
>>
>> The ignorant Chris Ahlstrom kook. Far too dumb and stupid to recognize 
>> the
>> facts right in front of his face.
>> Feb 24, 2014
>> Message-ID: <legq8a$32v$2@dont-email.me>
>
>While it makes for a good read your response is actually a
> valid and plausible explanation of why a grown man might
> act like a child. It's cannon fodder to laugh at the "it's your
> mothers fault" when encountering people like A$$strom but
> there really is something to the fact that the years where a
> person can be most influenced is the childhood, formative years.
> I think Freud makes a lot of sense in this regard. That other idiot
> snit suffers as an adult partially because of his upbringing. Some
> are able to break the cycle as they mature but others are destined
> to be pansies in need of acceptance their entire life.

People are a the product of their upbringing. I don't know what his parents 
did to screw him up the way they did but nobody can argue that it's "normal" 
for a nearly 60 year old guy to constantly giggle, proudly read Mad 
Magazine, get an allowance from his wife and imagine that a laptop 
commercial on television is "exposing itself" to him.

That's simply weird. Very, very weird.


>Also, if something is public information then it's not stalking to repost
> it. If the person who made his entire private life public doesn't like it
> then he should have thought of that before revealing his personal life
> to the entire world.
>Little beaver?
>That's funny.
>His father literally called him a small cunt.

And Chris Ahlstrom literally "grew up" to be a small insignificant cunt. And 
I use the word "grew up" only in reference to his biological age. Mentally 
he's about 8-10 years old.

I'm not trying to be mean or hateful. There's just no other explanation for 
how someone could possibly be this pathetic.

-- 
"It's not so much the threat of divorce, as making your every moment at home 
a living hell. My wife used to dole out my weekly allowance, $20, and then 
quiz me about where I spent it, as she didn't expect me to buy snacks and 
such."

Chris Ahlstrom
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/ecaf21d667b4afca?hl=en

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#286578

On 2015-03-29 10:05 AM, Ezekiel wrote:
> "It's not so much the threat of divorce, as making your every moment at home
> a living hell. My wife used to dole out my weekly allowance, $20, and then
> quiz me about where I spent it, as she didn't expect me to buy snacks and
> such."
>
> Chris Ahlstrom
> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/ecaf21d667b4afca?hl=en

How very manly of Chris AssStorm.

-- 
Slimer
OpenMedia, GreenPeace Supporter & SPCA Paw Partner
Encrypt.

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#286581

On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 10:05:01 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
> >
> >"Charlie Croyden" <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> wrote in message 
> >news:59426a68-aa16-439a-b7f9-4895f061c9a7@googlegroups.com...
> >On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 9:19:50 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
> >> "DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message 
> >> news:mf7nvb$7ma$13@dont-email.me...
> >> >
> >> > =========================================================================
> >> > Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
> >> > Yes
> >> >
> >> > "Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
> >> > <grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."
> >> >
> >> > "Oh my!  <giggle>"
> >> >
> >> > "Men giggle, too"
> >> >
> >> > "I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."
> >> >
> >> > "How do we know /you/ aren't trolling?  <giggle>"
> >> >
> >> > "(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"
> >> >
> >> > "And here was the exchange <giggle>"
> >> >
> >> > ""Sound" advice, eh?  <giggle>"
> >> >
> >>
> >> How absolutely pathetic. <giggle> - really?
> >>
> >>
> >> > =========================================================================
> >> > Was he raised to be a wimp?
> >> > Yes
> >> >
> >> > "I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
> >> > would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."
> >> > =========================================================================
> >>
> >> Too bad because maybe he would not have grown up into the helpless, 
> >> giggling
> >> wimp that he is. Competition is present in the natural existance of all
> >> organisms. No species would survive without competition.
> >>
> >> Back during the dawn of humanity you know that early cavemen were 
> >> competing
> >> against each other... who can run the fastest, who can throw a stone the
> >> furthest, who can throw a spear the most accurately. It's the inherent
> >> competition found in humans that drove us to build things better and 
> >> bigger
> >> than they were before.
> >>
> >>
> >> > =========================================================================
> >> > Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
> >> >
> >> > "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
> >> > setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making 
> >> > mischief,
> >> > and they're going to be punished'."
> >> > =========================================================================
> >>
> >> So his father is the one one called him "little beaver" - why an I not
> >> surprised. The giggling, passive, effeminate child they named "Chris" was
> >> the little girl that his parents always hoped for.
> >>
> >> -- 
> >> And why does Zeke think that taking Rex's name and converting to
> >> "Rexxie"would be an impossible act for someone other than "Rex"?  Is Zeke
> >> stupid, or a kook?
> >>
> >> Anyway, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that that page is yet another faked
> >> frame-up job intended to further Microsoft's "Evangelism is War" goals...
> >>
> >> So who's the k00k?  Obviously, a person that would go to such trouble to 
> >> try
> >> to appropriate someone else's persona, post foulness or craziness as if 
> >> it
> >> were from that person, and then point everybody to that manufactured
> >> evidence.
> >>
> >>
> >> The ignorant Chris Ahlstrom kook. Far too dumb and stupid to recognize 
> >> the
> >> facts right in front of his face.
> >> Feb 24, 2014
> >> Message-ID: <legq8a$32v$2@dont-email.me>
> >
> >While it makes for a good read your response is actually a
> > valid and plausible explanation of why a grown man might
> > act like a child. It's cannon fodder to laugh at the "it's your
> > mothers fault" when encountering people like A$$strom but
> > there really is something to the fact that the years where a
> > person can be most influenced is the childhood, formative years.
> > I think Freud makes a lot of sense in this regard. That other idiot
> > snit suffers as an adult partially because of his upbringing. Some
> > are able to break the cycle as they mature but others are destined
> > to be pansies in need of acceptance their entire life.
> 
> People are a the product of their upbringing. I don't know what his parents 
> did to screw him up the way they did but nobody can argue that it's "normal" 
> for a nearly 60 year old guy to constantly giggle, proudly read Mad 
> Magazine, get an allowance from his wife and imagine that a laptop 
> commercial on television is "exposing itself" to him.
> 
> That's simply weird. Very, very weird.
> 
> 
> >Also, if something is public information then it's not stalking to repost
> > it. If the person who made his entire private life public doesn't like it
> > then he should have thought of that before revealing his personal life
> > to the entire world.
> >Little beaver?
> >That's funny.
> >His father literally called him a small cunt.
> 
> And Chris Ahlstrom literally "grew up" to be a small insignificant cunt. And 
> I use the word "grew up" only in reference to his biological age. Mentally 
> he's about 8-10 years old.
> 
> I'm not trying to be mean or hateful. There's just no other explanation for 
> how someone could possibly be this pathetic.
> 
> -- 
> "It's not so much the threat of divorce, as making your every moment at home 
> a living hell. My wife used to dole out my weekly allowance, $20, and then 
> quiz me about where I spent it, as she didn't expect me to buy snacks and 
> such."
> 
> Chris Ahlstrom
> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/ecaf21d667b4afca?hl=en

He's the very definition of the term man-child.
A strange duck if ever there was one.

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#286589

"Jerm" <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> wrote in message 
news:f467477e-0ee2-45fa-91aa-fee3c2d47c66@googlegroups.com...
> On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 10:05:01 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
>> >
>> >"Charlie Croyden" <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >news:59426a68-aa16-439a-b7f9-4895f061c9a7@googlegroups.com...
>> >On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 9:19:50 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
>> >> "DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:mf7nvb$7ma$13@dont-email.me...
>> >> >
>> >> > =========================================================================
>> >> > Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
>> >> > Yes
>> >> >
>> >> > "Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
>> >> > <grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."
>> >> >
>> >> > "Oh my!  <giggle>"
>> >> >
>> >> > "Men giggle, too"
>> >> >
>> >> > "I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."
>> >> >
>> >> > "How do we know /you/ aren't trolling?  <giggle>"
>> >> >
>> >> > "(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"
>> >> >
>> >> > "And here was the exchange <giggle>"
>> >> >
>> >> > ""Sound" advice, eh?  <giggle>"
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> How absolutely pathetic. <giggle> - really?
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> > =========================================================================
>> >> > Was he raised to be a wimp?
>> >> > Yes
>> >> >
>> >> > "I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
>> >> > would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."
>> >> > =========================================================================
>> >>
>> >> Too bad because maybe he would not have grown up into the helpless,
>> >> giggling
>> >> wimp that he is. Competition is present in the natural existance of 
>> >> all
>> >> organisms. No species would survive without competition.
>> >>
>> >> Back during the dawn of humanity you know that early cavemen were
>> >> competing
>> >> against each other... who can run the fastest, who can throw a stone 
>> >> the
>> >> furthest, who can throw a spear the most accurately. It's the inherent
>> >> competition found in humans that drove us to build things better and
>> >> bigger
>> >> than they were before.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> > =========================================================================
>> >> > Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
>> >> >
>> >> > "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
>> >> > setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making
>> >> > mischief,
>> >> > and they're going to be punished'."
>> >> > =========================================================================
>> >>
>> >> So his father is the one one called him "little beaver" - why an I not
>> >> surprised. The giggling, passive, effeminate child they named "Chris" 
>> >> was
>> >> the little girl that his parents always hoped for.
>> >>
>> >> -- 
>> >> And why does Zeke think that taking Rex's name and converting to
>> >> "Rexxie"would be an impossible act for someone other than "Rex"?  Is 
>> >> Zeke
>> >> stupid, or a kook?
>> >>
>> >> Anyway, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that that page is yet another 
>> >> faked
>> >> frame-up job intended to further Microsoft's "Evangelism is War" 
>> >> goals...
>> >>
>> >> So who's the k00k?  Obviously, a person that would go to such trouble 
>> >> to
>> >> try
>> >> to appropriate someone else's persona, post foulness or craziness as 
>> >> if
>> >> it
>> >> were from that person, and then point everybody to that manufactured
>> >> evidence.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> The ignorant Chris Ahlstrom kook. Far too dumb and stupid to recognize
>> >> the
>> >> facts right in front of his face.
>> >> Feb 24, 2014
>> >> Message-ID: <legq8a$32v$2@dont-email.me>
>> >
>> >While it makes for a good read your response is actually a
>> > valid and plausible explanation of why a grown man might
>> > act like a child. It's cannon fodder to laugh at the "it's your
>> > mothers fault" when encountering people like A$$strom but
>> > there really is something to the fact that the years where a
>> > person can be most influenced is the childhood, formative years.
>> > I think Freud makes a lot of sense in this regard. That other idiot
>> > snit suffers as an adult partially because of his upbringing. Some
>> > are able to break the cycle as they mature but others are destined
>> > to be pansies in need of acceptance their entire life.
>>
>> People are a the product of their upbringing. I don't know what his 
>> parents
>> did to screw him up the way they did but nobody can argue that it's 
>> "normal"
>> for a nearly 60 year old guy to constantly giggle, proudly read Mad
>> Magazine, get an allowance from his wife and imagine that a laptop
>> commercial on television is "exposing itself" to him.
>>
>> That's simply weird. Very, very weird.
>>
>>
>> >Also, if something is public information then it's not stalking to 
>> >repost
>> > it. If the person who made his entire private life public doesn't like 
>> > it
>> > then he should have thought of that before revealing his personal life
>> > to the entire world.
>> >Little beaver?
>> >That's funny.
>> >His father literally called him a small cunt.
>>
>> And Chris Ahlstrom literally "grew up" to be a small insignificant cunt. 
>> And
>> I use the word "grew up" only in reference to his biological age. 
>> Mentally
>> he's about 8-10 years old.
>>
>> I'm not trying to be mean or hateful. There's just no other explanation 
>> for
>> how someone could possibly be this pathetic.
>>
>> -- 
>> "It's not so much the threat of divorce, as making your every moment at 
>> home
>> a living hell. My wife used to dole out my weekly allowance, $20, and 
>> then
>> quiz me about where I spent it, as she didn't expect me to buy snacks and
>> such."
>>
>> Chris Ahlstrom
>> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/ecaf21d667b4afca?hl=en
>
> He's the very definition of the term man-child.
> A strange duck if ever there was one.
>

You mentioned 'very definition' so I checked the web to see what definition 
is out there. People already know what a man-child is but how is it defined. 
Holy F'n Shit - the only thing missing from this definition is a picture of 
Ahlstrom.

"Whining... pettyness... 3rd grade bathroom humor... " - WOW !!!!

<quote>
manchild

An adult male who still possesses psychological traits of a child. Traits 
include, but are not necessarily limited to:
- whining
- pettyness
- trying to pass the blame for their own underdeveloped judgment
- not "stepping up to the plate" when it's their role to.
- secretly still finds 3rd grade bathroom humor amusing.
- is able to connect with his children, but only as another child, not as a 
father.
- not to mention an overall insecurity in who he is as a man, from which 
similar traits sprout.

The manchild, if married, is often found married to Type A women (usually 
firstborn or only child in their own family) who reluctantly yet aptly take 
up the slack for the aforementioned manchild.
</quote>

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man+child

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#286623

On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 10:24:03 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
> "Jerm" <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> wrote in message 
> news:f467477e-0ee2-45fa-91aa-fee3c2d47c66@googlegroups.com...
> > On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 10:05:01 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
> >> >
> >> >"Charlie Croyden" <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> >news:59426a68-aa16-439a-b7f9-4895f061c9a7@googlegroups.com...
> >> >On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 9:19:50 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
> >> >> "DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message
> >> >> news:mf7nvb$7ma$13@dont-email.me...
> >> >> >
> >> >> > =========================================================================
> >> >> > Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
> >> >> > Yes
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
> >> >> > <grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "Oh my!  <giggle>"
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "Men giggle, too"
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "How do we know /you/ aren't trolling?  <giggle>"
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "And here was the exchange <giggle>"
> >> >> >
> >> >> > ""Sound" advice, eh?  <giggle>"
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> How absolutely pathetic. <giggle> - really?
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> > =========================================================================
> >> >> > Was he raised to be a wimp?
> >> >> > Yes
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
> >> >> > would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."
> >> >> > =========================================================================
> >> >>
> >> >> Too bad because maybe he would not have grown up into the helpless,
> >> >> giggling
> >> >> wimp that he is. Competition is present in the natural existance of 
> >> >> all
> >> >> organisms. No species would survive without competition.
> >> >>
> >> >> Back during the dawn of humanity you know that early cavemen were
> >> >> competing
> >> >> against each other... who can run the fastest, who can throw a stone 
> >> >> the
> >> >> furthest, who can throw a spear the most accurately. It's the inherent
> >> >> competition found in humans that drove us to build things better and
> >> >> bigger
> >> >> than they were before.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> > =========================================================================
> >> >> > Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
> >> >> > setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making
> >> >> > mischief,
> >> >> > and they're going to be punished'."
> >> >> > =========================================================================
> >> >>
> >> >> So his father is the one one called him "little beaver" - why an I not
> >> >> surprised. The giggling, passive, effeminate child they named "Chris" 
> >> >> was
> >> >> the little girl that his parents always hoped for.
> >> >>
> >> >> -- 
> >> >> And why does Zeke think that taking Rex's name and converting to
> >> >> "Rexxie"would be an impossible act for someone other than "Rex"?  Is 
> >> >> Zeke
> >> >> stupid, or a kook?
> >> >>
> >> >> Anyway, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that that page is yet another 
> >> >> faked
> >> >> frame-up job intended to further Microsoft's "Evangelism is War" 
> >> >> goals...
> >> >>
> >> >> So who's the k00k?  Obviously, a person that would go to such trouble 
> >> >> to
> >> >> try
> >> >> to appropriate someone else's persona, post foulness or craziness as 
> >> >> if
> >> >> it
> >> >> were from that person, and then point everybody to that manufactured
> >> >> evidence.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> The ignorant Chris Ahlstrom kook. Far too dumb and stupid to recognize
> >> >> the
> >> >> facts right in front of his face.
> >> >> Feb 24, 2014
> >> >> Message-ID: <legq8a$32v$2@dont-email.me>
> >> >
> >> >While it makes for a good read your response is actually a
> >> > valid and plausible explanation of why a grown man might
> >> > act like a child. It's cannon fodder to laugh at the "it's your
> >> > mothers fault" when encountering people like A$$strom but
> >> > there really is something to the fact that the years where a
> >> > person can be most influenced is the childhood, formative years.
> >> > I think Freud makes a lot of sense in this regard. That other idiot
> >> > snit suffers as an adult partially because of his upbringing. Some
> >> > are able to break the cycle as they mature but others are destined
> >> > to be pansies in need of acceptance their entire life.
> >>
> >> People are a the product of their upbringing. I don't know what his 
> >> parents
> >> did to screw him up the way they did but nobody can argue that it's 
> >> "normal"
> >> for a nearly 60 year old guy to constantly giggle, proudly read Mad
> >> Magazine, get an allowance from his wife and imagine that a laptop
> >> commercial on television is "exposing itself" to him.
> >>
> >> That's simply weird. Very, very weird.
> >>
> >>
> >> >Also, if something is public information then it's not stalking to 
> >> >repost
> >> > it. If the person who made his entire private life public doesn't like 
> >> > it
> >> > then he should have thought of that before revealing his personal life
> >> > to the entire world.
> >> >Little beaver?
> >> >That's funny.
> >> >His father literally called him a small cunt.
> >>
> >> And Chris Ahlstrom literally "grew up" to be a small insignificant cunt. 
> >> And
> >> I use the word "grew up" only in reference to his biological age. 
> >> Mentally
> >> he's about 8-10 years old.
> >>
> >> I'm not trying to be mean or hateful. There's just no other explanation 
> >> for
> >> how someone could possibly be this pathetic.
> >>
> >> -- 
> >> "It's not so much the threat of divorce, as making your every moment at 
> >> home
> >> a living hell. My wife used to dole out my weekly allowance, $20, and 
> >> then
> >> quiz me about where I spent it, as she didn't expect me to buy snacks and
> >> such."
> >>
> >> Chris Ahlstrom
> >> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/ecaf21d667b4afca?hl=en
> >
> > He's the very definition of the term man-child.
> > A strange duck if ever there was one.
> >
> 
> You mentioned 'very definition' so I checked the web to see what definition 
> is out there. People already know what a man-child is but how is it defined. 
> Holy F'n Shit - the only thing missing from this definition is a picture of 
> Ahlstrom.
> 
> "Whining... pettyness... 3rd grade bathroom humor... " - WOW !!!!
> 
> <quote>
> manchild
> 
> An adult male who still possesses psychological traits of a child. Traits 
> include, but are not necessarily limited to:
> - whining
> - pettyness
> - trying to pass the blame for their own underdeveloped judgment
> - not "stepping up to the plate" when it's their role to.
> - secretly still finds 3rd grade bathroom humor amusing.
> - is able to connect with his children, but only as another child, not as a 
> father.
> - not to mention an overall insecurity in who he is as a man, from which 
> similar traits sprout.
> 
> The manchild, if married, is often found married to Type A women (usually 
> firstborn or only child in their own family) who reluctantly yet aptly take 
> up the slack for the aforementioned manchild.
> </quote>
> 
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man+child

Life is a lot less random than most people may wish to believe. Things happen for a reason and an idiot like A$$storm isn't born that way he is sculpted throughout life and his experiences to become what he is.

His wife, and she does look like an insect, probably uses a strap on to humiliate him by stuffing it up his ass during sex. The sad part is he probably enjoys it which is why he married a domineering woman like that in the first place. 
From just reading his twisted posts and obvious need for approval I would suspect he is in his early teens. Discovering that he is almost 60 years old is truly frightening. It comes as no surprise that he has drifted into Linux land because he will find many who are just like him. Social outcasts looking for approval. 
What a sad situation to be in.
If I were in his shoes I would hit Craigslist and find the hottest looking whore he can afford and have a really good time blowing his load in her.
Assuming of course he is capable of maintaining an erection which is doubtful because that is another side effect of being a wimpy man-child.
 

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#286642

On 2015-03-29 12:43 PM, Jerm wrote:
> On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 10:24:03 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
>> "Jerm" <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:f467477e-0ee2-45fa-91aa-fee3c2d47c66@googlegroups.com...
>>> On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 10:05:01 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Charlie Croyden" <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:59426a68-aa16-439a-b7f9-4895f061c9a7@googlegroups.com...
>>>>> On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 9:19:50 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
>>>>>> "DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:mf7nvb$7ma$13@dont-email.me...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> =========================================================================
>>>>>>> Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
>>>>>>> Yes
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
>>>>>>> <grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Oh my!  <giggle>"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Men giggle, too"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "How do we know /you/ aren't trolling?  <giggle>"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "And here was the exchange <giggle>"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ""Sound" advice, eh?  <giggle>"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How absolutely pathetic. <giggle> - really?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> =========================================================================
>>>>>>> Was he raised to be a wimp?
>>>>>>> Yes
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
>>>>>>> would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."
>>>>>>> =========================================================================
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Too bad because maybe he would not have grown up into the helpless,
>>>>>> giggling
>>>>>> wimp that he is. Competition is present in the natural existance of
>>>>>> all
>>>>>> organisms. No species would survive without competition.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Back during the dawn of humanity you know that early cavemen were
>>>>>> competing
>>>>>> against each other... who can run the fastest, who can throw a stone
>>>>>> the
>>>>>> furthest, who can throw a spear the most accurately. It's the inherent
>>>>>> competition found in humans that drove us to build things better and
>>>>>> bigger
>>>>>> than they were before.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> =========================================================================
>>>>>>> Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
>>>>>>> setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making
>>>>>>> mischief,
>>>>>>> and they're going to be punished'."
>>>>>>> =========================================================================
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So his father is the one one called him "little beaver" - why an I not
>>>>>> surprised. The giggling, passive, effeminate child they named "Chris"
>>>>>> was
>>>>>> the little girl that his parents always hoped for.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> And why does Zeke think that taking Rex's name and converting to
>>>>>> "Rexxie"would be an impossible act for someone other than "Rex"?  Is
>>>>>> Zeke
>>>>>> stupid, or a kook?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Anyway, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that that page is yet another
>>>>>> faked
>>>>>> frame-up job intended to further Microsoft's "Evangelism is War"
>>>>>> goals...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So who's the k00k?  Obviously, a person that would go to such trouble
>>>>>> to
>>>>>> try
>>>>>> to appropriate someone else's persona, post foulness or craziness as
>>>>>> if
>>>>>> it
>>>>>> were from that person, and then point everybody to that manufactured
>>>>>> evidence.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The ignorant Chris Ahlstrom kook. Far too dumb and stupid to recognize
>>>>>> the
>>>>>> facts right in front of his face.
>>>>>> Feb 24, 2014
>>>>>> Message-ID: <legq8a$32v$2@dont-email.me>
>>>>>
>>>>> While it makes for a good read your response is actually a
>>>>> valid and plausible explanation of why a grown man might
>>>>> act like a child. It's cannon fodder to laugh at the "it's your
>>>>> mothers fault" when encountering people like A$$strom but
>>>>> there really is something to the fact that the years where a
>>>>> person can be most influenced is the childhood, formative years.
>>>>> I think Freud makes a lot of sense in this regard. That other idiot
>>>>> snit suffers as an adult partially because of his upbringing. Some
>>>>> are able to break the cycle as they mature but others are destined
>>>>> to be pansies in need of acceptance their entire life.
>>>>
>>>> People are a the product of their upbringing. I don't know what his
>>>> parents
>>>> did to screw him up the way they did but nobody can argue that it's
>>>> "normal"
>>>> for a nearly 60 year old guy to constantly giggle, proudly read Mad
>>>> Magazine, get an allowance from his wife and imagine that a laptop
>>>> commercial on television is "exposing itself" to him.
>>>>
>>>> That's simply weird. Very, very weird.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Also, if something is public information then it's not stalking to
>>>>> repost
>>>>> it. If the person who made his entire private life public doesn't like
>>>>> it
>>>>> then he should have thought of that before revealing his personal life
>>>>> to the entire world.
>>>>> Little beaver?
>>>>> That's funny.
>>>>> His father literally called him a small cunt.
>>>>
>>>> And Chris Ahlstrom literally "grew up" to be a small insignificant cunt.
>>>> And
>>>> I use the word "grew up" only in reference to his biological age.
>>>> Mentally
>>>> he's about 8-10 years old.
>>>>
>>>> I'm not trying to be mean or hateful. There's just no other explanation
>>>> for
>>>> how someone could possibly be this pathetic.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> "It's not so much the threat of divorce, as making your every moment at
>>>> home
>>>> a living hell. My wife used to dole out my weekly allowance, $20, and
>>>> then
>>>> quiz me about where I spent it, as she didn't expect me to buy snacks and
>>>> such."
>>>>
>>>> Chris Ahlstrom
>>>> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/ecaf21d667b4afca?hl=en
>>>
>>> He's the very definition of the term man-child.
>>> A strange duck if ever there was one.
>>>
>>
>> You mentioned 'very definition' so I checked the web to see what definition
>> is out there. People already know what a man-child is but how is it defined.
>> Holy F'n Shit - the only thing missing from this definition is a picture of
>> Ahlstrom.
>>
>> "Whining... pettyness... 3rd grade bathroom humor... " - WOW !!!!
>>
>> <quote>
>> manchild
>>
>> An adult male who still possesses psychological traits of a child. Traits
>> include, but are not necessarily limited to:
>> - whining
>> - pettyness
>> - trying to pass the blame for their own underdeveloped judgment
>> - not "stepping up to the plate" when it's their role to.
>> - secretly still finds 3rd grade bathroom humor amusing.
>> - is able to connect with his children, but only as another child, not as a
>> father.
>> - not to mention an overall insecurity in who he is as a man, from which
>> similar traits sprout.
>>
>> The manchild, if married, is often found married to Type A women (usually
>> firstborn or only child in their own family) who reluctantly yet aptly take
>> up the slack for the aforementioned manchild.
>> </quote>
>>
>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man+child
>
> Life is a lot less random than most people may wish to believe. Things happen for a reason and an idiot like A$$storm isn't born that way he is sculpted throughout life and his experiences to become what he is.
>
> His wife, and she does look like an insect, probably uses a strap on to humiliate him by stuffing it up his ass during sex. The sad part is he probably enjoys it which is why he married a domineering woman like that in the first place.
>  From just reading his twisted posts and obvious need for approval I would suspect he is in his early teens. Discovering that he is almost 60 years old is truly frightening. It comes as no surprise that he has drifted into Linux land because he will find many who are just like him. Social outcasts looking for approval.
> What a sad situation to be in.
> If I were in his shoes I would hit Craigslist and find the hottest looking whore he can afford and have a really good time blowing his load in her.
> Assuming of course he is capable of maintaining an erection which is doubtful because that is another side effect of being a wimpy man-child.

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