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| From | Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | comp.os.linux.advocacy |
| Subject | Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask |
| Date | 2015-03-29 16:54 -0400 |
| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
| Message-ID | <mf9oog$f3d$1@dont-email.me> (permalink) |
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On 2015-03-29 12:43 PM, Jerm wrote: > On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 10:24:03 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote: >> "Jerm" <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> wrote in message >> news:f467477e-0ee2-45fa-91aa-fee3c2d47c66@googlegroups.com... >>> On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 10:05:01 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote: >>>>> >>>>> "Charlie Croyden" <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:59426a68-aa16-439a-b7f9-4895f061c9a7@googlegroups.com... >>>>> On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 9:19:50 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote: >>>>>> "DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:mf7nvb$7ma$13@dont-email.me... >>>>>>> >>>>>>> ========================================================================= >>>>>>> Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl? >>>>>>> Yes >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth >>>>>>> <grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..." >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Oh my! <giggle>" >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Men giggle, too" >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public." >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "How do we know /you/ aren't trolling? <giggle>" >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)" >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "And here was the exchange <giggle>" >>>>>>> >>>>>>> ""Sound" advice, eh? <giggle>" >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> How absolutely pathetic. <giggle> - really? >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> ========================================================================= >>>>>>> Was he raised to be a wimp? >>>>>>> Yes >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I >>>>>>> would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm." >>>>>>> ========================================================================= >>>>>> >>>>>> Too bad because maybe he would not have grown up into the helpless, >>>>>> giggling >>>>>> wimp that he is. Competition is present in the natural existance of >>>>>> all >>>>>> organisms. No species would survive without competition. >>>>>> >>>>>> Back during the dawn of humanity you know that early cavemen were >>>>>> competing >>>>>> against each other... who can run the fastest, who can throw a stone >>>>>> the >>>>>> furthest, who can throw a spear the most accurately. It's the inherent >>>>>> competition found in humans that drove us to build things better and >>>>>> bigger >>>>>> than they were before. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> ========================================================================= >>>>>>> Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were >>>>>>> setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making >>>>>>> mischief, >>>>>>> and they're going to be punished'." >>>>>>> ========================================================================= >>>>>> >>>>>> So his father is the one one called him "little beaver" - why an I not >>>>>> surprised. The giggling, passive, effeminate child they named "Chris" >>>>>> was >>>>>> the little girl that his parents always hoped for. >>>>>> >>>>>> -- >>>>>> And why does Zeke think that taking Rex's name and converting to >>>>>> "Rexxie"would be an impossible act for someone other than "Rex"? Is >>>>>> Zeke >>>>>> stupid, or a kook? >>>>>> >>>>>> Anyway, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that that page is yet another >>>>>> faked >>>>>> frame-up job intended to further Microsoft's "Evangelism is War" >>>>>> goals... >>>>>> >>>>>> So who's the k00k? Obviously, a person that would go to such trouble >>>>>> to >>>>>> try >>>>>> to appropriate someone else's persona, post foulness or craziness as >>>>>> if >>>>>> it >>>>>> were from that person, and then point everybody to that manufactured >>>>>> evidence. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> The ignorant Chris Ahlstrom kook. Far too dumb and stupid to recognize >>>>>> the >>>>>> facts right in front of his face. >>>>>> Feb 24, 2014 >>>>>> Message-ID: <legq8a$32v$2@dont-email.me> >>>>> >>>>> While it makes for a good read your response is actually a >>>>> valid and plausible explanation of why a grown man might >>>>> act like a child. It's cannon fodder to laugh at the "it's your >>>>> mothers fault" when encountering people like A$$strom but >>>>> there really is something to the fact that the years where a >>>>> person can be most influenced is the childhood, formative years. >>>>> I think Freud makes a lot of sense in this regard. That other idiot >>>>> snit suffers as an adult partially because of his upbringing. Some >>>>> are able to break the cycle as they mature but others are destined >>>>> to be pansies in need of acceptance their entire life. >>>> >>>> People are a the product of their upbringing. I don't know what his >>>> parents >>>> did to screw him up the way they did but nobody can argue that it's >>>> "normal" >>>> for a nearly 60 year old guy to constantly giggle, proudly read Mad >>>> Magazine, get an allowance from his wife and imagine that a laptop >>>> commercial on television is "exposing itself" to him. >>>> >>>> That's simply weird. Very, very weird. >>>> >>>> >>>>> Also, if something is public information then it's not stalking to >>>>> repost >>>>> it. If the person who made his entire private life public doesn't like >>>>> it >>>>> then he should have thought of that before revealing his personal life >>>>> to the entire world. >>>>> Little beaver? >>>>> That's funny. >>>>> His father literally called him a small cunt. >>>> >>>> And Chris Ahlstrom literally "grew up" to be a small insignificant cunt. >>>> And >>>> I use the word "grew up" only in reference to his biological age. >>>> Mentally >>>> he's about 8-10 years old. >>>> >>>> I'm not trying to be mean or hateful. There's just no other explanation >>>> for >>>> how someone could possibly be this pathetic. >>>> >>>> -- >>>> "It's not so much the threat of divorce, as making your every moment at >>>> home >>>> a living hell. My wife used to dole out my weekly allowance, $20, and >>>> then >>>> quiz me about where I spent it, as she didn't expect me to buy snacks and >>>> such." >>>> >>>> Chris Ahlstrom >>>> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/ecaf21d667b4afca?hl=en >>> >>> He's the very definition of the term man-child. >>> A strange duck if ever there was one. >>> >> >> You mentioned 'very definition' so I checked the web to see what definition >> is out there. People already know what a man-child is but how is it defined. >> Holy F'n Shit - the only thing missing from this definition is a picture of >> Ahlstrom. >> >> "Whining... pettyness... 3rd grade bathroom humor... " - WOW !!!! >> >> <quote> >> manchild >> >> An adult male who still possesses psychological traits of a child. Traits >> include, but are not necessarily limited to: >> - whining >> - pettyness >> - trying to pass the blame for their own underdeveloped judgment >> - not "stepping up to the plate" when it's their role to. >> - secretly still finds 3rd grade bathroom humor amusing. >> - is able to connect with his children, but only as another child, not as a >> father. >> - not to mention an overall insecurity in who he is as a man, from which >> similar traits sprout. >> >> The manchild, if married, is often found married to Type A women (usually >> firstborn or only child in their own family) who reluctantly yet aptly take >> up the slack for the aforementioned manchild. >> </quote> >> >> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man+child > > Life is a lot less random than most people may wish to believe. Things happen for a reason and an idiot like A$$storm isn't born that way he is sculpted throughout life and his experiences to become what he is. > > His wife, and she does look like an insect, probably uses a strap on to humiliate him by stuffing it up his ass during sex. The sad part is he probably enjoys it which is why he married a domineering woman like that in the first place. > From just reading his twisted posts and obvious need for approval I would suspect he is in his early teens. Discovering that he is almost 60 years old is truly frightening. It comes as no surprise that he has drifted into Linux land because he will find many who are just like him. Social outcasts looking for approval. > What a sad situation to be in. > If I were in his shoes I would hit Craigslist and find the hottest looking whore he can afford and have a really good time blowing his load in her. > Assuming of course he is capable of maintaining an erection which is doubtful because that is another side effect of being a wimpy man-child. I like the way you think! -- Slimer OpenMedia, GreenPeace Supporter & SPCA Paw Partner Encrypt.
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Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-03-28 22:28 -0400
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Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-03-28 22:40 -0400
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:20 -0400
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-03-29 13:30 +0000
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:46 -0400
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Charlie Croyden <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 06:35 -0700
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 10:05 -0400
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-03-29 10:08 -0400
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Jerm <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 07:14 -0700
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 10:24 -0400
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Jerm <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:43 -0700
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-03-29 16:54 -0400
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