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Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask

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"DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message news:mf7nvb$7ma$13@dont-email.me...
>
> =========================================================================
> Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
> Yes
>
> "Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
> <grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."
>
> "Oh my!  <giggle>"
>
> "Men giggle, too"
>
> "I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."
>
> "How do we know /you/ aren't trolling?  <giggle>"
>
> "(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"
>
> "And here was the exchange <giggle>"
>
> ""Sound" advice, eh?  <giggle>"
>

How absolutely pathetic. <giggle> - really?


> =========================================================================
> Was he raised to be a wimp?
> Yes
>
> "I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
> would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."
> =========================================================================

Too bad because maybe he would not have grown up into the helpless, giggling 
wimp that he is. Competition is present in the natural existance of all 
organisms. No species would survive without competition.

Back during the dawn of humanity you know that early cavemen were competing 
against each other... who can run the fastest, who can throw a stone the 
furthest, who can throw a spear the most accurately. It's the inherent 
competition found in humans that drove us to build things better and bigger 
than they were before.


> =========================================================================
> Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
>
> "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
> setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making mischief, 
> and they're going to be punished'."
> =========================================================================

So his father is the one one called him "little beaver" - why an I not 
surprised. The giggling, passive, effeminate child they named "Chris" was 
the little girl that his parents always hoped for.

-- 
And why does Zeke think that taking Rex's name and converting to 
"Rexxie"would be an impossible act for someone other than "Rex"?  Is Zeke 
stupid, or a kook?

Anyway, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that that page is yet another faked 
frame-up job intended to further Microsoft's "Evangelism is War" goals...

So who's the k00k?  Obviously, a person that would go to such trouble to try 
to appropriate someone else's persona, post foulness or craziness as if it 
were from that person, and then point everybody to that manufactured 
evidence.


The ignorant Chris Ahlstrom kook. Far too dumb and stupid to recognize the 
facts right in front of his face.
Feb 24, 2014
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  Re: DFS / Connor The Stalker. Tomas <tgif9fri@numo.net> - 2015-03-28 22:37 -0400
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  Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:20 -0400
    Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-03-29 13:30 +0000
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        Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-03-29 10:08 -0400
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