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Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask

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On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 10:05:01 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
> >
> >"Charlie Croyden" <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> wrote in message 
> >news:59426a68-aa16-439a-b7f9-4895f061c9a7@googlegroups.com...
> >On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 9:19:50 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
> >> "DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message 
> >> news:mf7nvb$7ma$13@dont-email.me...
> >> >
> >> > =========================================================================
> >> > Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
> >> > Yes
> >> >
> >> > "Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
> >> > <grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."
> >> >
> >> > "Oh my!  <giggle>"
> >> >
> >> > "Men giggle, too"
> >> >
> >> > "I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."
> >> >
> >> > "How do we know /you/ aren't trolling?  <giggle>"
> >> >
> >> > "(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"
> >> >
> >> > "And here was the exchange <giggle>"
> >> >
> >> > ""Sound" advice, eh?  <giggle>"
> >> >
> >>
> >> How absolutely pathetic. <giggle> - really?
> >>
> >>
> >> > =========================================================================
> >> > Was he raised to be a wimp?
> >> > Yes
> >> >
> >> > "I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
> >> > would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."
> >> > =========================================================================
> >>
> >> Too bad because maybe he would not have grown up into the helpless, 
> >> giggling
> >> wimp that he is. Competition is present in the natural existance of all
> >> organisms. No species would survive without competition.
> >>
> >> Back during the dawn of humanity you know that early cavemen were 
> >> competing
> >> against each other... who can run the fastest, who can throw a stone the
> >> furthest, who can throw a spear the most accurately. It's the inherent
> >> competition found in humans that drove us to build things better and 
> >> bigger
> >> than they were before.
> >>
> >>
> >> > =========================================================================
> >> > Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
> >> >
> >> > "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
> >> > setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making 
> >> > mischief,
> >> > and they're going to be punished'."
> >> > =========================================================================
> >>
> >> So his father is the one one called him "little beaver" - why an I not
> >> surprised. The giggling, passive, effeminate child they named "Chris" was
> >> the little girl that his parents always hoped for.
> >>
> >> -- 
> >> And why does Zeke think that taking Rex's name and converting to
> >> "Rexxie"would be an impossible act for someone other than "Rex"?  Is Zeke
> >> stupid, or a kook?
> >>
> >> Anyway, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that that page is yet another faked
> >> frame-up job intended to further Microsoft's "Evangelism is War" goals...
> >>
> >> So who's the k00k?  Obviously, a person that would go to such trouble to 
> >> try
> >> to appropriate someone else's persona, post foulness or craziness as if 
> >> it
> >> were from that person, and then point everybody to that manufactured
> >> evidence.
> >>
> >>
> >> The ignorant Chris Ahlstrom kook. Far too dumb and stupid to recognize 
> >> the
> >> facts right in front of his face.
> >> Feb 24, 2014
> >> Message-ID: <legq8a$32v$2@dont-email.me>
> >
> >While it makes for a good read your response is actually a
> > valid and plausible explanation of why a grown man might
> > act like a child. It's cannon fodder to laugh at the "it's your
> > mothers fault" when encountering people like A$$strom but
> > there really is something to the fact that the years where a
> > person can be most influenced is the childhood, formative years.
> > I think Freud makes a lot of sense in this regard. That other idiot
> > snit suffers as an adult partially because of his upbringing. Some
> > are able to break the cycle as they mature but others are destined
> > to be pansies in need of acceptance their entire life.
> 
> People are a the product of their upbringing. I don't know what his parents 
> did to screw him up the way they did but nobody can argue that it's "normal" 
> for a nearly 60 year old guy to constantly giggle, proudly read Mad 
> Magazine, get an allowance from his wife and imagine that a laptop 
> commercial on television is "exposing itself" to him.
> 
> That's simply weird. Very, very weird.
> 
> 
> >Also, if something is public information then it's not stalking to repost
> > it. If the person who made his entire private life public doesn't like it
> > then he should have thought of that before revealing his personal life
> > to the entire world.
> >Little beaver?
> >That's funny.
> >His father literally called him a small cunt.
> 
> And Chris Ahlstrom literally "grew up" to be a small insignificant cunt. And 
> I use the word "grew up" only in reference to his biological age. Mentally 
> he's about 8-10 years old.
> 
> I'm not trying to be mean or hateful. There's just no other explanation for 
> how someone could possibly be this pathetic.
> 
> -- 
> "It's not so much the threat of divorce, as making your every moment at home 
> a living hell. My wife used to dole out my weekly allowance, $20, and then 
> quiz me about where I spent it, as she didn't expect me to buy snacks and 
> such."
> 
> Chris Ahlstrom
> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/ecaf21d667b4afca?hl=en

He's the very definition of the term man-child.
A strange duck if ever there was one.

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Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-03-28 22:28 -0400
  Re: DFS / Connor The Stalker. Tomas <tgif9fri@numo.net> - 2015-03-28 22:37 -0400
    Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-03-28 22:40 -0400
  Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:20 -0400
    Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-03-29 13:30 +0000
      Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:46 -0400
    Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Charlie Croyden <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 06:35 -0700
      Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 10:05 -0400
        Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-03-29 10:08 -0400
        Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Jerm <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 07:14 -0700
          Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 10:24 -0400
            Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Jerm <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:43 -0700
              Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-03-29 16:54 -0400

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