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Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask

From "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com>
Newsgroups comp.os.linux.advocacy
Subject Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask
Date 2015-03-29 10:05 -0400
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
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>"Charlie Croyden" <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> wrote in message 
>news:59426a68-aa16-439a-b7f9-4895f061c9a7@googlegroups.com...
>On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 9:19:50 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
>> "DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message 
>> news:mf7nvb$7ma$13@dont-email.me...
>> >
>> > =========================================================================
>> > Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
>> > Yes
>> >
>> > "Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
>> > <grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."
>> >
>> > "Oh my!  <giggle>"
>> >
>> > "Men giggle, too"
>> >
>> > "I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."
>> >
>> > "How do we know /you/ aren't trolling?  <giggle>"
>> >
>> > "(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"
>> >
>> > "And here was the exchange <giggle>"
>> >
>> > ""Sound" advice, eh?  <giggle>"
>> >
>>
>> How absolutely pathetic. <giggle> - really?
>>
>>
>> > =========================================================================
>> > Was he raised to be a wimp?
>> > Yes
>> >
>> > "I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
>> > would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."
>> > =========================================================================
>>
>> Too bad because maybe he would not have grown up into the helpless, 
>> giggling
>> wimp that he is. Competition is present in the natural existance of all
>> organisms. No species would survive without competition.
>>
>> Back during the dawn of humanity you know that early cavemen were 
>> competing
>> against each other... who can run the fastest, who can throw a stone the
>> furthest, who can throw a spear the most accurately. It's the inherent
>> competition found in humans that drove us to build things better and 
>> bigger
>> than they were before.
>>
>>
>> > =========================================================================
>> > Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
>> >
>> > "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
>> > setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making 
>> > mischief,
>> > and they're going to be punished'."
>> > =========================================================================
>>
>> So his father is the one one called him "little beaver" - why an I not
>> surprised. The giggling, passive, effeminate child they named "Chris" was
>> the little girl that his parents always hoped for.
>>
>> -- 
>> And why does Zeke think that taking Rex's name and converting to
>> "Rexxie"would be an impossible act for someone other than "Rex"?  Is Zeke
>> stupid, or a kook?
>>
>> Anyway, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that that page is yet another faked
>> frame-up job intended to further Microsoft's "Evangelism is War" goals...
>>
>> So who's the k00k?  Obviously, a person that would go to such trouble to 
>> try
>> to appropriate someone else's persona, post foulness or craziness as if 
>> it
>> were from that person, and then point everybody to that manufactured
>> evidence.
>>
>>
>> The ignorant Chris Ahlstrom kook. Far too dumb and stupid to recognize 
>> the
>> facts right in front of his face.
>> Feb 24, 2014
>> Message-ID: <legq8a$32v$2@dont-email.me>
>
>While it makes for a good read your response is actually a
> valid and plausible explanation of why a grown man might
> act like a child. It's cannon fodder to laugh at the "it's your
> mothers fault" when encountering people like A$$strom but
> there really is something to the fact that the years where a
> person can be most influenced is the childhood, formative years.
> I think Freud makes a lot of sense in this regard. That other idiot
> snit suffers as an adult partially because of his upbringing. Some
> are able to break the cycle as they mature but others are destined
> to be pansies in need of acceptance their entire life.

People are a the product of their upbringing. I don't know what his parents 
did to screw him up the way they did but nobody can argue that it's "normal" 
for a nearly 60 year old guy to constantly giggle, proudly read Mad 
Magazine, get an allowance from his wife and imagine that a laptop 
commercial on television is "exposing itself" to him.

That's simply weird. Very, very weird.


>Also, if something is public information then it's not stalking to repost
> it. If the person who made his entire private life public doesn't like it
> then he should have thought of that before revealing his personal life
> to the entire world.
>Little beaver?
>That's funny.
>His father literally called him a small cunt.

And Chris Ahlstrom literally "grew up" to be a small insignificant cunt. And 
I use the word "grew up" only in reference to his biological age. Mentally 
he's about 8-10 years old.

I'm not trying to be mean or hateful. There's just no other explanation for 
how someone could possibly be this pathetic.

-- 
"It's not so much the threat of divorce, as making your every moment at home 
a living hell. My wife used to dole out my weekly allowance, $20, and then 
quiz me about where I spent it, as she didn't expect me to buy snacks and 
such."

Chris Ahlstrom
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/ecaf21d667b4afca?hl=en


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    Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-03-28 22:40 -0400
  Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:20 -0400
    Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-03-29 13:30 +0000
      Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:46 -0400
    Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Charlie Croyden <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 06:35 -0700
      Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 10:05 -0400
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        Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Jerm <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 07:14 -0700
          Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 10:24 -0400
            Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Jerm <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:43 -0700
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