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| From | DFS <nospam@dfs.com> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | comp.os.linux.advocacy |
| Subject | Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask |
| Date | 2015-03-28 22:28 -0400 |
| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
| Message-ID | <mf7nvb$7ma$13@dont-email.me> (permalink) |
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Is he really pussy-whipped?
Yes
"My wife used to dole out my weekly allowance, $20, and then quiz me
about where I spent it, as she didn't expect me to buy snacks and such.
She's a lot more tolerant now, and it took years of resistance. I can
buy a $120 UPS when I need to."
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Q. "How much does a Mac with the same specs cost?"
Ahlstrom reply: "About three months worth of grovelling and whining,
'But honey!!!!!'"
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"As I said, after 30 years of marriage to a woman who is not only far
more ethical than these trolls, but more intelligent and witty, and
funny, and fun to be with, and -- get this -- probably physically
*stronger* than any of these trolls, we've come to quite a sound
agreement about things."
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Does he really talk about pee-pees?
Yes
"I am not worthy to wipe your pee-pee <grin>"
"Bailiff! Whack his pee-pee!"
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Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
Yes
"Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
<grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."
"Oh my! <giggle>"
"Men giggle, too"
"I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."
"How do we know /you/ aren't trolling? <giggle>"
"(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"
"And here was the exchange <giggle>"
""Sound" advice, eh? <giggle>"
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Is he really 57 and still immature?
Yes
"I refuse to grow up"
"Man I love Mad magazine"
uses "Billy Butt-Crust" to refer to Bill Gates
laughs at a dongle on a laptop as if it's "exposing itself"
"If at first you don't suck seed, keep on suckin' 'til you do suck seed"
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Is he really an outrageous hypocrite?
Yes. One of the worst.
"Windows is garbage", "Microsoft is evil", then he turns around and
develops only proprietary Microsoft\Windows code for 20+ years
"I've never bought anything but Windows laptops. For years now."
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Is he really a pretentious douchebag?
In the extreme
reads cola with an online thesaurus open and uses big or obscure words
like amanuensis, lagniappe, ratiocination and stultiloquence
subscribes to New Yorker magazine
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Is he really a physically small dweeb?
Yes
He and wife drove Honda Fit, Toyota Yaris, and Ford Fiesta autos
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Does he really admire Richard Stallman?
Yes, very much.
"It would be an honor to attend a party and converse with him."
"I'm hoping my daughter is so motivated, forthright, and socially
conscious."
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Is he really a blatant liar?
Yes.
Jul 9 2012: "Windows is garbage."
9 days later: "I don't lie, and I don't trash Windows"
"I wouldn't work for Microsoft for a billion dollars." (but he'll
write Windows code for 20 years for a tiny fraction of it?)
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Was he raised to be a wimp?
Yes
"I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."
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Does he really play soccer?
Yes
"I'm 55 and still holding my own on the soccer field with people half my
age."
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Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
"Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making
mischief, and they're going to be punished'."
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Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-03-28 22:28 -0400
Re: DFS / Connor The Stalker. Tomas <tgif9fri@numo.net> - 2015-03-28 22:37 -0400
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-03-28 22:40 -0400
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:20 -0400
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-03-29 13:30 +0000
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:46 -0400
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Charlie Croyden <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 06:35 -0700
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 10:05 -0400
Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-03-29 10:08 -0400
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Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-03-29 16:54 -0400
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