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Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask

From "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com>
Newsgroups comp.os.linux.advocacy
Subject Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask
Date 2015-03-29 10:24 -0400
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"Jerm" <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> wrote in message 
news:f467477e-0ee2-45fa-91aa-fee3c2d47c66@googlegroups.com...
> On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 10:05:01 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
>> >
>> >"Charlie Croyden" <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >news:59426a68-aa16-439a-b7f9-4895f061c9a7@googlegroups.com...
>> >On Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 9:19:50 AM UTC-4, Ezekiel wrote:
>> >> "DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:mf7nvb$7ma$13@dont-email.me...
>> >> >
>> >> > =========================================================================
>> >> > Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
>> >> > Yes
>> >> >
>> >> > "Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
>> >> > <grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."
>> >> >
>> >> > "Oh my!  <giggle>"
>> >> >
>> >> > "Men giggle, too"
>> >> >
>> >> > "I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."
>> >> >
>> >> > "How do we know /you/ aren't trolling?  <giggle>"
>> >> >
>> >> > "(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"
>> >> >
>> >> > "And here was the exchange <giggle>"
>> >> >
>> >> > ""Sound" advice, eh?  <giggle>"
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> How absolutely pathetic. <giggle> - really?
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> > =========================================================================
>> >> > Was he raised to be a wimp?
>> >> > Yes
>> >> >
>> >> > "I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
>> >> > would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."
>> >> > =========================================================================
>> >>
>> >> Too bad because maybe he would not have grown up into the helpless,
>> >> giggling
>> >> wimp that he is. Competition is present in the natural existance of 
>> >> all
>> >> organisms. No species would survive without competition.
>> >>
>> >> Back during the dawn of humanity you know that early cavemen were
>> >> competing
>> >> against each other... who can run the fastest, who can throw a stone 
>> >> the
>> >> furthest, who can throw a spear the most accurately. It's the inherent
>> >> competition found in humans that drove us to build things better and
>> >> bigger
>> >> than they were before.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> > =========================================================================
>> >> > Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?
>> >> >
>> >> > "Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I, who were
>> >> > setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily making
>> >> > mischief,
>> >> > and they're going to be punished'."
>> >> > =========================================================================
>> >>
>> >> So his father is the one one called him "little beaver" - why an I not
>> >> surprised. The giggling, passive, effeminate child they named "Chris" 
>> >> was
>> >> the little girl that his parents always hoped for.
>> >>
>> >> -- 
>> >> And why does Zeke think that taking Rex's name and converting to
>> >> "Rexxie"would be an impossible act for someone other than "Rex"?  Is 
>> >> Zeke
>> >> stupid, or a kook?
>> >>
>> >> Anyway, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that that page is yet another 
>> >> faked
>> >> frame-up job intended to further Microsoft's "Evangelism is War" 
>> >> goals...
>> >>
>> >> So who's the k00k?  Obviously, a person that would go to such trouble 
>> >> to
>> >> try
>> >> to appropriate someone else's persona, post foulness or craziness as 
>> >> if
>> >> it
>> >> were from that person, and then point everybody to that manufactured
>> >> evidence.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> The ignorant Chris Ahlstrom kook. Far too dumb and stupid to recognize
>> >> the
>> >> facts right in front of his face.
>> >> Feb 24, 2014
>> >> Message-ID: <legq8a$32v$2@dont-email.me>
>> >
>> >While it makes for a good read your response is actually a
>> > valid and plausible explanation of why a grown man might
>> > act like a child. It's cannon fodder to laugh at the "it's your
>> > mothers fault" when encountering people like A$$strom but
>> > there really is something to the fact that the years where a
>> > person can be most influenced is the childhood, formative years.
>> > I think Freud makes a lot of sense in this regard. That other idiot
>> > snit suffers as an adult partially because of his upbringing. Some
>> > are able to break the cycle as they mature but others are destined
>> > to be pansies in need of acceptance their entire life.
>>
>> People are a the product of their upbringing. I don't know what his 
>> parents
>> did to screw him up the way they did but nobody can argue that it's 
>> "normal"
>> for a nearly 60 year old guy to constantly giggle, proudly read Mad
>> Magazine, get an allowance from his wife and imagine that a laptop
>> commercial on television is "exposing itself" to him.
>>
>> That's simply weird. Very, very weird.
>>
>>
>> >Also, if something is public information then it's not stalking to 
>> >repost
>> > it. If the person who made his entire private life public doesn't like 
>> > it
>> > then he should have thought of that before revealing his personal life
>> > to the entire world.
>> >Little beaver?
>> >That's funny.
>> >His father literally called him a small cunt.
>>
>> And Chris Ahlstrom literally "grew up" to be a small insignificant cunt. 
>> And
>> I use the word "grew up" only in reference to his biological age. 
>> Mentally
>> he's about 8-10 years old.
>>
>> I'm not trying to be mean or hateful. There's just no other explanation 
>> for
>> how someone could possibly be this pathetic.
>>
>> -- 
>> "It's not so much the threat of divorce, as making your every moment at 
>> home
>> a living hell. My wife used to dole out my weekly allowance, $20, and 
>> then
>> quiz me about where I spent it, as she didn't expect me to buy snacks and
>> such."
>>
>> Chris Ahlstrom
>> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/ecaf21d667b4afca?hl=en
>
> He's the very definition of the term man-child.
> A strange duck if ever there was one.
>

You mentioned 'very definition' so I checked the web to see what definition 
is out there. People already know what a man-child is but how is it defined. 
Holy F'n Shit - the only thing missing from this definition is a picture of 
Ahlstrom.

"Whining... pettyness... 3rd grade bathroom humor... " - WOW !!!!

<quote>
manchild

An adult male who still possesses psychological traits of a child. Traits 
include, but are not necessarily limited to:
- whining
- pettyness
- trying to pass the blame for their own underdeveloped judgment
- not "stepping up to the plate" when it's their role to.
- secretly still finds 3rd grade bathroom humor amusing.
- is able to connect with his children, but only as another child, not as a 
father.
- not to mention an overall insecurity in who he is as a man, from which 
similar traits sprout.

The manchild, if married, is often found married to Type A women (usually 
firstborn or only child in their own family) who reluctantly yet aptly take 
up the slack for the aforementioned manchild.
</quote>

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man+child



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Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-03-28 22:28 -0400
  Re: DFS / Connor The Stalker. Tomas <tgif9fri@numo.net> - 2015-03-28 22:37 -0400
    Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-03-28 22:40 -0400
  Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:20 -0400
    Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-03-29 13:30 +0000
      Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:46 -0400
    Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Charlie Croyden <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 06:35 -0700
      Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 10:05 -0400
        Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-03-29 10:08 -0400
        Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Jerm <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 07:14 -0700
          Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-03-29 10:24 -0400
            Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Jerm <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> - 2015-03-29 09:43 -0700
              Re: Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher John Ahlstrom but were afraid to ask Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-03-29 16:54 -0400

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