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Re: Programming

Newsgroups comp.programming
Date 2016-07-18 14:49 -0700
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Subject Re: Programming
From Julio Di Egidio <julio@diegidio.name>

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On Monday, July 18, 2016 at 10:24:32 PM UTC+2, Richard Heathfield wrote:
> On 18/07/16 21:12, Ant wrote:
> > "Richard Heathfield" wrote:
> >> On 18/07/16 18:28, BartC wrote:
> >>> On 18/07/2016 17:01, Richard Heathfield wrote:
> >>>> [...] So I'd hate to have to be the
> >>>> one to explain to a newbie how to get IIS working on their machine just
> >>>> so that they can get some JavaScript experience.
> >>>
> >>> That's simple enough. Here's an on-line Javascript interpreter:
> >>>
> >>> http://math.chapman.edu/~jipsen/js/
> >>>
> >>> And here's the first program I tried (based on modifying the given
> >>> example rather than any knowledge of Javascript):
> >>>
> >>> writeln("Hello, World!");
> >>
> >> Sure, but is it really satisfactory to /require/ an Internet connection
> >> as part of the process of learning how to write a program?
> >
> > You don't need IIS or an internet connection to run script programs on
> > Windsows. Use the Windows Script Host to run JS, VBS, WSF or WSH files.
> > Run them from the GUI or the command line using 'wscript' or 'cscript'.
> 
> Thank you for that. I appreciate the info. (Really truly!)

Were it not that the world is mainly dying of deep stupidity, I'd be laughing my ass out...

Guys, you must be f*cking kidding: there is a JS interpreter in every f*cking Internet browser, and no, not even that means you need to connect to the Internet.

Put the following in a text file and save it as "test.html".  Then, usually, just double-click on it...

--------------------------------------
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
	<meta charset="utf-8" />
	<title>JS test</title>
</head>
<body>
	<div id="output"></div>
	
	<script>
		var output = document.getElementById("output");
		
		var value = 2 + 2;
		
		output.innerHTML = "2 + 2 = " + value;
	</script>
</body>
</html>
---------------------------------------

And now *fuck off*.

Julio

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Programming HQM <harisqmega@gmail.com> - 2016-07-16 07:07 -0700
  Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-16 16:40 +0100
    Re: Programming Julio Di Egidio <julio@diegidio.name> - 2016-07-17 09:16 -0700
      Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-17 17:53 +0100
        Re: Programming Ben Bacarisse <ben.usenet@bsb.me.uk> - 2016-07-17 20:31 +0100
          Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-18 00:57 +0100
            Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-18 05:36 +0100
              Re: Programming Julio Di Egidio <julio@diegidio.name> - 2016-07-18 08:13 -0700
                Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-18 16:33 +0100
                Re: Programming BartC <bc@freeuk.com> - 2016-07-18 16:44 +0100
                Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-18 17:01 +0100
                Re: Programming Julio Di Egidio <julio@diegidio.name> - 2016-07-18 09:16 -0700
                Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-18 17:23 +0100
                Re: Programming Julio Di Egidio <julio@diegidio.name> - 2016-07-18 09:28 -0700
                Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-18 18:00 +0100
                Re: Programming BartC <bc@freeuk.com> - 2016-07-18 18:28 +0100
                Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-18 18:54 +0100
                Re: Programming "Ant" <not@home.today> - 2016-07-18 21:12 +0100
                Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-18 21:24 +0100
                Re: Programming Julio Di Egidio <julio@diegidio.name> - 2016-07-18 14:49 -0700
                Re: Programming Ben Bacarisse <ben.usenet@bsb.me.uk> - 2016-07-18 20:03 +0100
                Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-18 20:24 +0100
                Re: Programming Julio Di Egidio <julio@diegidio.name> - 2016-07-18 16:17 -0700
                Re: Programming "J. Clarke" <j.clarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2016-07-19 19:30 -0400
                Re: Programming "J. Clarke" <j.clarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2016-07-19 19:22 -0400
              Re: Programming BartC <bc@freeuk.com> - 2016-07-18 16:25 +0100
              Re: Programming "J. Clarke" <j.clarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2016-07-18 21:18 -0400
                Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-19 03:35 +0100
                Re: Programming "J. Clarke" <j.clarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2016-07-19 19:37 -0400
                Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-20 00:50 +0100
                Re: Programming "J. Clarke" <j.clarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2016-07-19 19:41 -0400
                Re: Programming "J. Clarke" <j.clarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2016-07-20 03:31 -0400
                Re: Programming "J. Clarke" <j.clarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2016-07-19 21:01 -0400
            Re: Programming "J. Clarke" <j.clarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2016-07-18 05:02 -0400
              Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-18 10:35 +0100
            Re: Programming Ben Bacarisse <ben.usenet@bsb.me.uk> - 2016-07-18 10:02 +0100
            Re: Programming Julio Di Egidio <julio@diegidio.name> - 2016-07-18 07:52 -0700
              Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-18 16:25 +0100
                Re: Programming Julio Di Egidio <julio@diegidio.name> - 2016-07-18 08:32 -0700
                Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-18 16:36 +0100
    Re: Programming BartC <bc@freeuk.com> - 2016-07-18 13:02 +0100
      Re: Programming Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2016-07-18 13:38 +0100
  Re: Programming BartC <bc@freeuk.com> - 2016-07-16 22:38 +0100
  Re: Programming Julio Di Egidio <julio@diegidio.name> - 2016-07-17 09:20 -0700

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