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Re: And this is what is called a SPANK

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On 17/07/2012 5:40 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> On Tue, 17 Jul 2012 15:57:47 -0400, kensi wrote:
>> On 16/07/2012 6:06 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>> Yeah, I noticed his droolings there and made a single apropos comment.
>>> I predict an incoming retaliatory foam-dart strike within 12 hours.
>>
>> Right on the money -- murphy's been babbling like a brook, AND Hall, AND
>> all of Hall's remaining g00s are suddenly much more active, and the lot
>> of 'em buried afn and auk in a metric *ton* of foam last night. You sure
>> have a knack for winding these twits up, girl!
>
> <twirls>

And an even bigger meltdown *last* night. What did you do to get Account 
Banned into such a lather? He'd been dropping a few Elbereth-laced 
kookfarts a day for a while, but suddenly, last night, some sort of 
busted containment vessel? And the steam explosion sprayed froth into a 
whole bunch of other newsgroups too!

> I've just dropped DA BOMB on Morphy's brainless ass. I think we're in for
> a very long night's entertainment. I'm popping off to the store in a bit
> to make extra popcorn for the occasion.

I see a fair number of Morphy screeds new since yesterday afternoon -- 
and thoolen dismantling them all systematically along with lots of older 
stuff. I don't see any really giant Morphy screeds though, maybe a 
couple of hundred-liners.

>>> Morphy's magnitude of incompetence guarantees a few like that in
>>> *every* inning with *him* on the mound.
>>
>> LOL
>
> I want to see how he tries to weasel out of my very thorough outing of
> his "CastAlone" sock and catching him in a (yet another) lie. Little fuck
> sure does like to play netkkkop, but real NSP admins spank him but hard
> whenever he gets too weasely in-their-facey.

I saw. So far he's being quite the coward, snipping and ignoring 
inconvenient truths that are pointed out in yours and Phoenix's replies 
to him. And plonking, too! I've *never* seen the twit do *that* before.

>> So, what's wrong with Java, exactly?
>
> Well, one way to put it is that writing a compilable "Hello, World"
> program in it immediately puts you in contention for a Unabomber Surprise
> award here.

Ouch. I don't suppose the opposite extreme also occurs -- concise but 
unreadably dense and abbreviated?

> "Typhoid Morphy". <snicker> I must remember to use that some more.

*snicker*

>> There's now another sub-200-line screed from him, with the FNVW
>> responding via sock to get around Morphy's cowardly plonk the night
>> before last. But it's an improvement -- it's more than 100 lines this
>> time.
>
> I think that's the one I just blew out of the water. If so, I think
> radar's now tracking it as it flies past Neptune on its way into outer
> space. And I did that while deleting most of it unread, too.

*snicker*

>> There is something odd though that I realized after reading a few dozen
>> of Morphy's kookfarts from last night: where's thoolen?
>
> <shrug> Even Thor takes a vacation in Valhalla once in a while, I'm sure.

He's ba-aaaack!

>> "Brick joke"?
>
> Oh, God. This is *not good*. Er ... DO NOT click this link until, at
> least, Phoenix is over his cold. We need you here and not off in some
> corner somewhere huffing TVTropes for days while the war still needs to
> be won!
>
> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrickJoke
>
> CAUTION: Highly addictive. USE AT OWN RISK!

Oh, don't worry. I've run into *that* site before. Bookmarked for 
sometime around Christmas, or maybe Doomsday, or whenever I get the time.

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks

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Re: And this is what is called a SPANK "CastAlone " <ca@ca.org.example> - 2012-07-15 21:53 -0400
  Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-16 03:04 +0000
  Re: And this is what is called a SPANK ent0loma <ent.0_l0m-4@gmail.com> - 2012-07-16 02:08 -0400
    Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-16 07:27 +0000
      Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-16 13:07 -0400
        Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-16 22:06 +0000
          Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-17 15:57 -0400
            Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-17 21:40 +0000
              Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-18 16:44 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-19 01:11 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-19 03:18 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-19 16:06 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-19 23:55 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-19 20:36 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-20 01:26 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-19 23:59 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-20 04:44 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2012-07-19 21:55 -0700
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-20 03:09 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK [Tor] Phoenix <tahosa@usa.TAKETHISOUT.net> - 2012-07-20 04:30 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-20 00:38 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK glen herrmannsfeldt <gah@ugcs.caltech.edu> - 2012-07-20 04:58 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> - 2012-07-19 22:50 -0700
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-20 05:55 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2012-07-20 08:17 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> - 2012-07-20 10:00 -0700

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