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Re: And this is what is called a SPANK

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On 16/07/2012 6:06 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> On Mon, 16 Jul 2012 13:07:52 -0400, kensi wrote:
>> Anyone noticing a British Isles theme to this kook's testy twitterings?
>> A Brit devil, a Scot right-hand demon, and "Wesson" is also a Brit
>> surname if I'm not terribly mistaken.
>
> Fascinating.
>
>> Maybe he had a vacation there that went horribly wrong?
>
> Mugging and ass-rape? Gouged for 15% when converting currency? Rained
> every single fucking day? Hair curler blew up because he didn't have an
> adapter and didn't know he needed one?

Hair curler. *titter*

Maybe it even set his hair on fire!

> Went with a tour group to see Hadrian's Wall without earplugs and someone
> played the bagpipes?

ROTFL

>> that consisted mostly of cut-and-paste excerpts from the previous
>> murphy post.
>
> Yeah, I noticed his droolings there and made a single apropos comment. I
> predict an incoming retaliatory foam-dart strike within 12 hours.

Right on the money -- murphy's been babbling like a brook, AND Hall, AND 
all of Hall's remaining g00s are suddenly much more active, and the lot 
of 'em buried afn and auk in a metric *ton* of foam last night. You sure 
have a knack for winding these twits up, girl!

Even more than Phoenix, *you* are living rent-free in all their minds. 
All they can talk about is "Nadegda, Nadegda!" Hell, half their posts 
say "From: Nadegda <nadegda@gmail.invalid>" now! If *that*'s not 
evidence of rent-free living I don't know *what* is.

>> And am I confused or did he post this bit of "dipshit" namecalling AFTER
>> he did the "banana" thing and ranted about someone else's use of
>> cusswords?
>
> What, you've never seen a kook be a hypocrite before? :)

Good point.

>> In fairness, Morphy *did* lob a fat pitch right over the plate that
>> time.
>
> Morphy's magnitude of incompetence guarantees a few like that in *every*
> inning with *him* on the mound.

LOL

>>> And Agent Smith again says SP-P-P-PPPPPPPPP-P-PNAK!
>>
>> Oh, is *that* what it's supposed to be? A "bouquet of ass paddles", so
>> to speak?
>
> Interesting metaphor.

Not original, alas. The special effects whiz on the commentary track on 
the DVD referred to the Smith fully automatic assault punch FX as the 
"bouquet of fists".

> I was a witness to those events. Though only a lurker. (You may have
> noticed an allusion to Java in an earlier post of mine, I think in this
> thread. I've had occasion to have to use that "language" for programming;

*titter* "language".

> fortunately, these days we can get all the benefits of a JVM with a
> *real* language thanks to the explosion of non-Java JVM-hosted languages.)

So, what's wrong with Java, exactly?

> Anyway, regarding that incendiary thread, one thing especially sticks out
> in my mind: the emacs-lover used a handle that started with the word
> "Bent".

How ironic.

>> Morphy ought to have known better than to try, in other words, since
>> Morphy's well aware of those events to judge by the fact that he's
>> occasionally burbled out a link to that thread at Google Groups.
>
> He has, has he? Did he, perchance, *participate*?

I actually don't think so. The kooky Elbereth-analog word got dropped a 
few times but I don't think the kook doing it was Morphy. Obviously, 
Morphy's influence had spread beyond afn already by that time. I think 
it's some kind of kooky meme that's been bubbling and simmering in the 
seamier parts of usenet for a while, for some reason. It might not even 
have started with Morphy; Morphy may simply be someone whose paranoid 
ideations fixated on the meme's content, turning him into Typhoid Morphy 
when it comes to further spreading the meme.

> Though so far we may both end up wrong. It looks like he came back for a
> dose only half the size, to judge by the third Morphy screed in the
> series, which has now appeared, being only half the size.

There's now another sub-200-line screed from him, with the FNVW 
responding via sock to get around Morphy's cowardly plonk the night 
before last. But it's an improvement -- it's more than 100 lines this time.

*snicker*

There is something odd though that I realized after reading a few dozen 
of Morphy's kookfarts from last night: where's thoolen?

>> Just like the guy still grabbing commuters and ranting about
>> greenish-blue helicopters at the 5th and Fairview subway entrance after
>> his fourth tasing that month.
>
> ROTFL
>
> And the "brick joke" drops back down!

"Brick joke"?

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks

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Re: And this is what is called a SPANK "CastAlone " <ca@ca.org.example> - 2012-07-15 21:53 -0400
  Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-16 03:04 +0000
  Re: And this is what is called a SPANK ent0loma <ent.0_l0m-4@gmail.com> - 2012-07-16 02:08 -0400
    Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-16 07:27 +0000
      Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-16 13:07 -0400
        Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-16 22:06 +0000
          Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-17 15:57 -0400
            Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-17 21:40 +0000
              Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-18 16:44 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-19 01:11 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-19 03:18 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-19 16:06 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-19 23:55 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-19 20:36 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-20 01:26 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-19 23:59 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-20 04:44 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2012-07-19 21:55 -0700
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-20 03:09 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK [Tor] Phoenix <tahosa@usa.TAKETHISOUT.net> - 2012-07-20 04:30 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-20 00:38 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK glen herrmannsfeldt <gah@ugcs.caltech.edu> - 2012-07-20 04:58 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> - 2012-07-19 22:50 -0700
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-20 05:55 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2012-07-20 08:17 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> - 2012-07-20 10:00 -0700

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