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Re: And this is what is called a SPANK

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On Tue, 17 Jul 2012 15:57:47 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 16/07/2012 6:06 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Mon, 16 Jul 2012 13:07:52 -0400, kensi wrote:
>>> Anyone noticing a British Isles theme to this kook's testy
>>> twitterings? A Brit devil, a Scot right-hand demon, and "Wesson" is
>>> also a Brit surname if I'm not terribly mistaken.
>>
>> Fascinating.
>>
>>> Maybe he had a vacation there that went horribly wrong?
>>
>> Mugging and ass-rape? Gouged for 15% when converting currency? Rained
>> every single fucking day? Hair curler blew up because he didn't have an
>> adapter and didn't know he needed one?
> 
> Hair curler. *titter*
> 
> Maybe it even set his hair on fire!

LOL

>> Went with a tour group to see Hadrian's Wall without earplugs and
>> someone played the bagpipes?
> 
> ROTFL
> 
>>> that consisted mostly of cut-and-paste excerpts from the previous
>>> murphy post.
>>
>> Yeah, I noticed his droolings there and made a single apropos comment.
>> I predict an incoming retaliatory foam-dart strike within 12 hours.
> 
> Right on the money -- murphy's been babbling like a brook, AND Hall, AND
> all of Hall's remaining g00s are suddenly much more active, and the lot
> of 'em buried afn and auk in a metric *ton* of foam last night. You sure
> have a knack for winding these twits up, girl!

<twirls>

I've just dropped DA BOMB on Morphy's brainless ass. I think we're in for 
a very long night's entertainment. I'm popping off to the store in a bit 
to make extra popcorn for the occasion.

> Even more than Phoenix, *you* are living rent-free in all their minds.
> All they can talk about is "Nadegda, Nadegda!" Hell, half their posts
> say "From: Nadegda <nadegda@gmail.invalid>" now! If *that*'s not
> evidence of rent-free living I don't know *what* is.

<snicker>

>>> In fairness, Morphy *did* lob a fat pitch right over the plate that
>>> time.
>>
>> Morphy's magnitude of incompetence guarantees a few like that in
>> *every* inning with *him* on the mound.
> 
> LOL

I want to see how he tries to weasel out of my very thorough outing of 
his "CastAlone" sock and catching him in a (yet another) lie. Little fuck 
sure does like to play netkkkop, but real NSP admins spank him but hard 
whenever he gets too weasely in-their-facey.

>>>> And Agent Smith again says SP-P-P-PPPPPPPPP-P-PNAK!
>>>
>>> Oh, is *that* what it's supposed to be? A "bouquet of ass paddles", so
>>> to speak?
>>
>> Interesting metaphor.
> 
> Not original, alas. The special effects whiz on the commentary track on
> the DVD referred to the Smith fully automatic assault punch FX as the
> "bouquet of fists".

Ah. Interesting. I have a DVD but never bothered with the commentary 
track. I'll have to remember to check it out, if you found it interesting.

>> I was a witness to those events. Though only a lurker. (You may have
>> noticed an allusion to Java in an earlier post of mine, I think in this
>> thread. I've had occasion to have to use that "language" for
>> programming;
> 
> *titter* "language".
> 
>> fortunately, these days we can get all the benefits of a JVM with a
>> *real* language thanks to the explosion of non-Java JVM-hosted
>> languages.)
> 
> So, what's wrong with Java, exactly?

Well, one way to put it is that writing a compilable "Hello, World" 
program in it immediately puts you in contention for a Unabomber Surprise 
award here.

It's the ultimate ko0k language, in fact -- long on foam and short on 
substance, and makes everyone that uses it that way too if they aren't 
careful. For every line of code doing anything useful there's another ten 
of boilerplate of various kinds. If ever there was a language crying out 
for a Lisp-like macro abstraction it was Java.

>> Anyway, regarding that incendiary thread, one thing especially sticks
>> out in my mind: the emacs-lover used a handle that started with the
>> word "Bent".
> 
> How ironic.

That's what I thought.

>>> Morphy ought to have known better than to try, in other words, since
>>> Morphy's well aware of those events to judge by the fact that he's
>>> occasionally burbled out a link to that thread at Google Groups.
>>
>> He has, has he? Did he, perchance, *participate*?
> 
> I actually don't think so. The kooky Elbereth-analog word got dropped a
> few times but I don't think the kook doing it was Morphy. Obviously,
> Morphy's influence had spread beyond afn already by that time. I think
> it's some kind of kooky meme that's been bubbling and simmering in the
> seamier parts of usenet for a while, for some reason. It might not even
> have started with Morphy; Morphy may simply be someone whose paranoid
> ideations fixated on the meme's content, turning him into Typhoid Morphy
> when it comes to further spreading the meme.

"Typhoid Morphy". <snicker> I must remember to use that some more.

>> Though so far we may both end up wrong. It looks like he came back for
>> a dose only half the size, to judge by the third Morphy screed in the
>> series, which has now appeared, being only half the size.
> 
> There's now another sub-200-line screed from him, with the FNVW
> responding via sock to get around Morphy's cowardly plonk the night
> before last. But it's an improvement -- it's more than 100 lines this
> time.
> 
> *snicker*

I think that's the one I just blew out of the water. If so, I think 
radar's now tracking it as it flies past Neptune on its way into outer 
space. And I did that while deleting most of it unread, too.

> There is something odd though that I realized after reading a few dozen
> of Morphy's kookfarts from last night: where's thoolen?

<shrug> Even Thor takes a vacation in Valhalla once in a while, I'm sure.

>>> Just like the guy still grabbing commuters and ranting about
>>> greenish-blue helicopters at the 5th and Fairview subway entrance
>>> after his fourth tasing that month.
>>
>> ROTFL
>>
>> And the "brick joke" drops back down!
> 
> "Brick joke"?

Oh, God. This is *not good*. Er ... DO NOT click this link until, at 
least, Phoenix is over his cold. We need you here and not off in some 
corner somewhere huffing TVTropes for days while the war still needs to 
be won!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrickJoke

CAUTION: Highly addictive. USE AT OWN RISK!

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Re: And this is what is called a SPANK "CastAlone " <ca@ca.org.example> - 2012-07-15 21:53 -0400
  Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-16 03:04 +0000
  Re: And this is what is called a SPANK ent0loma <ent.0_l0m-4@gmail.com> - 2012-07-16 02:08 -0400
    Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-16 07:27 +0000
      Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-16 13:07 -0400
        Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-16 22:06 +0000
          Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-17 15:57 -0400
            Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-17 21:40 +0000
              Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-18 16:44 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-19 01:11 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-19 03:18 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-19 16:06 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-19 23:55 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-19 20:36 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-20 01:26 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-19 23:59 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-20 04:44 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2012-07-19 21:55 -0700
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-20 03:09 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK [Tor] Phoenix <tahosa@usa.TAKETHISOUT.net> - 2012-07-20 04:30 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK kensi <kensi_kensington@zoonoses.de> - 2012-07-20 00:38 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK glen herrmannsfeldt <gah@ugcs.caltech.edu> - 2012-07-20 04:58 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> - 2012-07-19 22:50 -0700
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-20 05:55 +0000
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2012-07-20 08:17 -0400
                Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> - 2012-07-20 10:00 -0700

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