Path: csiph.com!usenet.pasdenom.info!aioe.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: kensi Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,comp.lang.java.programmer,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Subject: Re: And this is what is called a SPANK Date: Tue, 17 Jul 2012 15:57:47 -0400 Organization: SICN Lines: 124 Message-ID: References: <67s9v79iqrhth6dasf3k27tu8s53ihkqmd@4ax.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: Xp0C/CfEGxYCi5iccyNDdw.user.speranza.aioe.org Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Complaints-To: abuse@aioe.org User-Agent: NewsTap/3.5.5 (iPhone/iPod Touch) X-Notice: Filtered by postfilter v. 0.8.2 Xref: csiph.com comp.lang.java.programmer:16072 On 16/07/2012 6:06 PM, Nadegda wrote: > On Mon, 16 Jul 2012 13:07:52 -0400, kensi wrote: >> Anyone noticing a British Isles theme to this kook's testy twitterings? >> A Brit devil, a Scot right-hand demon, and "Wesson" is also a Brit >> surname if I'm not terribly mistaken. > > Fascinating. > >> Maybe he had a vacation there that went horribly wrong? > > Mugging and ass-rape? Gouged for 15% when converting currency? Rained > every single fucking day? Hair curler blew up because he didn't have an > adapter and didn't know he needed one? Hair curler. *titter* Maybe it even set his hair on fire! > Went with a tour group to see Hadrian's Wall without earplugs and someone > played the bagpipes? ROTFL >> that consisted mostly of cut-and-paste excerpts from the previous >> murphy post. > > Yeah, I noticed his droolings there and made a single apropos comment. I > predict an incoming retaliatory foam-dart strike within 12 hours. Right on the money -- murphy's been babbling like a brook, AND Hall, AND all of Hall's remaining g00s are suddenly much more active, and the lot of 'em buried afn and auk in a metric *ton* of foam last night. You sure have a knack for winding these twits up, girl! Even more than Phoenix, *you* are living rent-free in all their minds. All they can talk about is "Nadegda, Nadegda!" Hell, half their posts say "From: Nadegda " now! If *that*'s not evidence of rent-free living I don't know *what* is. >> And am I confused or did he post this bit of "dipshit" namecalling AFTER >> he did the "banana" thing and ranted about someone else's use of >> cusswords? > > What, you've never seen a kook be a hypocrite before? :) Good point. >> In fairness, Morphy *did* lob a fat pitch right over the plate that >> time. > > Morphy's magnitude of incompetence guarantees a few like that in *every* > inning with *him* on the mound. LOL >>> And Agent Smith again says SP-P-P-PPPPPPPPP-P-PNAK! >> >> Oh, is *that* what it's supposed to be? A "bouquet of ass paddles", so >> to speak? > > Interesting metaphor. Not original, alas. The special effects whiz on the commentary track on the DVD referred to the Smith fully automatic assault punch FX as the "bouquet of fists". > I was a witness to those events. Though only a lurker. (You may have > noticed an allusion to Java in an earlier post of mine, I think in this > thread. I've had occasion to have to use that "language" for programming; *titter* "language". > fortunately, these days we can get all the benefits of a JVM with a > *real* language thanks to the explosion of non-Java JVM-hosted languages.) So, what's wrong with Java, exactly? > Anyway, regarding that incendiary thread, one thing especially sticks out > in my mind: the emacs-lover used a handle that started with the word > "Bent". How ironic. >> Morphy ought to have known better than to try, in other words, since >> Morphy's well aware of those events to judge by the fact that he's >> occasionally burbled out a link to that thread at Google Groups. > > He has, has he? Did he, perchance, *participate*? I actually don't think so. The kooky Elbereth-analog word got dropped a few times but I don't think the kook doing it was Morphy. Obviously, Morphy's influence had spread beyond afn already by that time. I think it's some kind of kooky meme that's been bubbling and simmering in the seamier parts of usenet for a while, for some reason. It might not even have started with Morphy; Morphy may simply be someone whose paranoid ideations fixated on the meme's content, turning him into Typhoid Morphy when it comes to further spreading the meme. > Though so far we may both end up wrong. It looks like he came back for a > dose only half the size, to judge by the third Morphy screed in the > series, which has now appeared, being only half the size. There's now another sub-200-line screed from him, with the FNVW responding via sock to get around Morphy's cowardly plonk the night before last. But it's an improvement -- it's more than 100 lines this time. *snicker* There is something odd though that I realized after reading a few dozen of Morphy's kookfarts from last night: where's thoolen? >> Just like the guy still grabbing commuters and ranting about >> greenish-blue helicopters at the 5th and Fairview subway entrance after >> his fourth tasing that month. > > ROTFL > > And the "brick joke" drops back down! "Brick joke"? -- "To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks