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  Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-22 06:42 +0200
    Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-04-22 08:38 -0400
      Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-23 07:38 +0200
        Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-04-23 11:06 -0400
          Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... wod@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Wader of Doom) - 2016-04-23 18:03 +0100
          Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-24 07:04 +0200
            Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-04-23 22:52 -0700
              Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-04-24 17:34 -0400
                Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-04-24 22:33 +0000
                Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-04-24 17:47 -0700
                  Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-04-24 20:53 -0400
                Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-25 07:36 +0200
              Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-25 07:03 +0200
                Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... Skeet DoW #8 <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-04-25 01:20 -0600
            Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-04-24 18:41 +0000
              Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-25 07:52 +0200
                Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-04-25 11:59 -0400
                  Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-26 06:38 +0200
                    Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-04-26 05:06 +0000
                      Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-27 08:13 +0200
    Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-23 08:48 +0200
      Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-04-23 11:07 -0400
        Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus... Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-04-23 17:45 +0000

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#572297 — Re: it ain't easy bein' a green lotus...

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Bite My Shiny Metal Ass (aka Shiny Tinfoil Spankard), in
<news:u96ihb5uv8gbsmh8apcb3nnva3oeadtc27@4ax.com> did thusly jump head
first into the wood chipper again:

> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> stomped a retard's brain flat. Again:

>> You photofuckered with the color summarizer, you dishonest lying
>> shitbag! You just can't stop lying, you compulsive liar. LOL

> That's

Have you figured out yet that finding the anti-derivative is the same
as finding the integral, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> funny,

Have you figured out yet the difference between inverse operations and
cofunctionality, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> coming

Have you figured out yet that the inverse function of cosine is
arccosine, and the inverse function of sine is arcsine, Mathematical
Moron? LOL
<http://i.imgur.com/Ono41sn.png>

> from

Have you figured out yet that RMS voltage is a mathematical
approximation, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> someone

Have you figured out yet that there are three methods of
mathematically approximating RMS voltage, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> who

Have you figured out yet the difference between Euler's Theorems and
Euler's Formulas, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> photofuckered

Have you figured out yet that x^2 and 2x are not co-functions,
Mathematical Moron? LOL

> with

Have you figured out yet that monomolecular water is not tetrahedral
like methane, rather having a bent geometric configuration per the
VSEPR theory's AXE method, Shiny Tinfoil Spankard? LOL

> someone

Have you figured out yet that the first derivative of the position
vector with respect to time is velocity or slope, Mathematical Moron?
LOL

> else's

Have you figured out yet that the second derivative of the position
vector with respect to time is acceleration, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> Lotus

Have you figured out yet that the third derivative of the position
vector with respect to time is jerk, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> pics,

Have you figured out yet that the fourth derivative of the position
vector with respect to time is snap, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> then

Have you figured out yet that the fifth derivative of the position
vector with respect to time is crackle, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> claimed

Have you figured out yet that the sixth derivative of the position
vector with respect to time is pop, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> it

Have you figured out yet what angular velocity is, Mathematical Moron?
LOL

> was

Have you figured out yet that cross correlation can be used with
Fourier transforms, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> his

Have you figured out yet that a sinusoid is a transform of a circle,
Mathematical Moron? LOL

> own

Have you figured out yet what the difference is between frequency and
period of a sinewave, Mathematical Moron?

> Lotus

Have you figured out yet that wave interference and superposition are
the same thing, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> and

Have you figured out yet that wave interference works the same for
standing and traveling waves, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> his

Have you figured out yet that formulas are math, Mathematical Moron?
LOL

> own

Have you figured out yet that sin^2 is a sinusoid, Mathematical Moron?
LOL

> photo.

Have you figured out yet that atomic number does not equal effective
nuclear charge, Mathematical Moron? LOL

Proof, Ko0oO0k?

No proof, ok. So you're a lying backpedaling bleatfarting
blither-blathering moron. That's nothing to be ashamed about, right?

<snicker>

-- 

Shiny Tinfoil Spankard (aka Bite My Shiny Metal Ass) didn't know:
=====================================
MID: <13d33d0638e0ec690b63393d0710f658@dizum.com>
MID: <80d61a6928a9e7df316c519affcf3838@dizum.com>
The Euler equation is a subset of equations known as the Euler-Fourier
Formulas, thus that a sinewave is a transformation of a circle (which
should have been intuitive, given that generators *rotate* to create
*sinusoids*).

MID: <ff81cb60204ffbd777cd15a6261cfb67@dizum.com>
That cross correlation is used with Fourier transforms.

That superposition is the same as wave interference.

That wave interference works the same for standing or traveling waves.

That RMS and peak-to-peak voltage are two different things.

That RMS isn't a DC voltage.

That 170 volt peak, 120.208 volt RMS L-N 3-phase service gives 208.207
volts RMS L-L.

That 4444525800 != 4400000000 != 1.

The difference between frequency and period of a sinewave.

That there's no difference between 'i' and 'j' in electrical
engineering, physics and control systems engineering.

What a positive or negative vector is.

That the vector sum of 3-phase AC constitutes a closed loop per
Kirchhoff's Voltage Law, thus that the three phases sum to zero.

That "mnemonic" is not spelled "mneumonic".

That "gaffe" is not spelled "gaff".

That his claim: "Water is tetrahedral. It actually has 4 poles, 2
positive and 2 negative." is nonsense from a blathering moron.

That the term "electronegativity" denotes a *positive* effective
nuclear charge.

What the definition of the word "equivalent" is.

That digital voltmeters do indeed take discrete instantaneous samples.

That the atmosphere (and the gaseous phase water within the
atmosphere) does indeed follow the Ideal Gas Law to within 1.337842%
margin of error *worst* *case* at 70 F.

That the square of the instantaneous sample of peak-to-peak voltage of
a peak-voltage sinewave is an offset sinewave, thus its average does
*not* equal zero, as Shiny Tinfoil Brain k'lames.

That the Ideal Gas Law does not require an ideal gas because it takes
into account molar volume.

That "within 10% error" does not equal "10% error".

That water can be plasmized.

That atomic number does not equal effective nuclear charge.

MID: <382fa822c6dbca9a6f88cab5a104bf62@dizum.com>
That formulas *are* math.

How to use a graphing calculator.

MID: <8e4e21f5748d85599f700ee8ff174611@dizum.com>
What LaTeX notation is.

MID: <8e4e21f5748d85599f700ee8ff174611@dizum.com>
That LaTeX notation *is* "plain text", not a script.

MID: <c1c02875af2c6615bd30ab20416b75b5@dizum.com>
That a formula in LaTeX notation is still a formula.

That scientific notation and LaTeX notation are not the same.
DUURRRHH! GoogleTard. LOL

That LaTeX notation can be copy-n-pasted into a LaTeX compatible
program to view the formula.

That image size != image resolution.

That inverse operations are not inverse functions.

That RMS voltage is a mathematical approximation.

That there are _three_ methods of mathematically approximating RMS
voltage.

The difference between Euler's Theorems and Euler's Formulas.

That x^2 and 2x are not co-functions.

What angular velocity is.

And the moron continues to demonstrate his inability to read a graph.
=====================================

Shiny Tinfoil Spankard the Mathematical Moron maunders and mewls:
=====================================
"All you've shown us is graphs of formulas. No equal signs, no maths
done." - Shiny Tinfoil Brain demonstrates his Mathematical Moronism.
=====================================

SPNAK!

<snicker>

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#572334

On 22/04/2016 12:42 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus 
wrote this long litany of backpedals:

> Have you figured out yet that finding the anti-derivative is the same
> as finding the integral, Mathematical Moron? LOL

Took you long enough to.

> Have you figured out yet the difference between inverse operations and
> cofunctionality, Mathematical Moron? LOL

Took you long enough to.

> Have you figured out yet that the inverse function of cosine is
> arccosine, and the inverse function of sine is arcsine, Mathematical
> Moron?

Took you long enough to.

> Have you figured out yet that RMS voltage is a mathematical
> approximation, Mathematical Moron? LOL

You previously k'lamed it to be a sine wave rather than just a number. 
Are you backpedaling on that too, ko0ky?

> Have you figured out yet that there are three methods of
> mathematically approximating RMS voltage, Mathematical Moron? LOL

When did you?

> Have you figured out yet the difference between Euler's Theorems and
> Euler's Formulas, Mathematical Moron? LOL

Still bleating about that, are you?

> Have you figured out yet that x^2 and 2x are not co-functions,
> Mathematical Moron? LOL

Took you long enough to.

> Have you figured out yet that monomolecular water is not tetrahedral
> like methane, rather having a bent geometric configuration per the
> VSEPR theory's AXE method, Shiny Tinfoil Spankard? LOL

If you ignore the lone pairs. Include them and it's a tetrahedron, which 
VSEPR says will have a 104 degree angle between the two hydrogens rather 
than the perfectly regular tetrahedron angle of 109 degrees, in good 
agreement with observation. (Lacking a proton to partly screen the 
valence electrons' charges, the lone pairs repel each other more than 
the two hydrogens do, stretching the lone pair part of the tetrahedron 
and thus squeezing the hydrogen part.)

Can you explain the 104 degree bond angle without the lone pairs, ko0ky?

> Have you figured out yet that the first derivative of the position
> vector with respect to time is velocity or slope, Mathematical Moron?
> LOL

You mean, you finally have?

> Have you figured out yet that the second derivative of the position
> vector with respect to time is acceleration, Mathematical Moron? LOL

You mean, you finally have?

> Have you figured out yet that the third derivative of the position
> vector with respect to time is jerk, Mathematical Moron? LOL

You mean, you finally have?

> Have you figured out yet that the fourth derivative of the position
> vector with respect to time is snap, Mathematical Moron? LOL

You mean, you finally have?

> Have you figured out yet that the fifth derivative of the position
> vector with respect to time is crackle, Mathematical Moron? LOL

You mean, you finally have?

> Have you figured out yet that the sixth derivative of the position
> vector with respect to time is pop, Mathematical Moron? LOL

Your Google cramming is on full display here.

> Have you figured out yet what angular velocity is, Mathematical Moron?
> LOL

Have you?

> Have you figured out yet that cross correlation can be used with
> Fourier transforms, Mathematical Moron? LOL

Have you?

> Have you figured out yet that a sinusoid is a transform of a circle,
> Mathematical Moron? LOL

So you're backing off from k'laming that it's a *Fourier* transform of a 
circle?

> Have you figured out yet what the difference is between frequency and
> period of a sinewave, Mathematical Moron?

Have you? 'Twasn't that long ago you thought a certain periodic signal 
would have a period of eight zillion or so when the correct answer was one.

*snicker*

> Have you figured out yet that wave interference and superposition are
> the same thing, Mathematical Moron? LOL

So, you finally have?

> Have you figured out yet that wave interference works the same for
> standing and traveling waves, Mathematical Moron? LOL

So, you finally have?

> Have you figured out yet that formulas are math, Mathematical Moron?
> LOL

So, you finally have?

> Have you figured out yet that sin^2 is a sinusoid, Mathematical Moron?
> LOL

So, you finally have?

> Have you figured out yet that atomic number does not equal effective
> nuclear charge, Mathematical Moron? LOL

So, you finally have?

> a lying backpedaling bleatfarting blither-blathering moron.

Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.

But this long, concentrated litany of all your recent backpedals 
suggests to me that Sn!pe could use some competition for that Lance 
Armstrong Trophy. Consider yourself entered into the race as his 
competitor. Whoever can go backwards the most vigorously during what 
remains of the month of April, wins, for fuck's sake.

*snicker*

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#572618

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as K0oOo0ki kensi the LunkHeaded
LibTard, in <news:nfd5vr$osr$1@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head
first into the wood chipper again:

> On 22/04/2016 12:42 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler Emeritus wrote this long litany of backpedals:

>> Have you figured out yet that finding the anti-derivative is the same
>> as finding the integral, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> Took you long enough to.

Fanfic.

>> Have you figured out yet the difference between inverse operations and
>> cofunctionality, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> Took you long enough to.

Fanfic.

>> Have you figured out yet that the inverse function of cosine is
>> arccosine, and the inverse function of sine is arcsine, Mathematical
>> Moron?

> Took you long enough to.

Fanfic.

>> Have you figured out yet that RMS voltage is a mathematical
>> approximation, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> You previously k'lamed it to be a sine wave rather than just a number. 
> Are you backpedaling on that too, ko0ky?

RMS represents the *equivalent* DC voltage which would dissipate the
same amount of power as that *AC* voltage. Hence, RMS voltage is still
AC voltage, and can thus be graphed.

<http://www.electronics-tutorials.ws/articles/rms1.gif>
<http://www.6moons.com/audioreviews/isotek3/graph.png>

SPNAK!

>> Have you figured out yet that there are three methods of
>> mathematically approximating RMS voltage, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> When did you?

Long before Shiny Tinfoil Spankard. He still thinks RMS is an exact
number, not a mathematical approximation. LOL

>> Have you figured out yet the difference between Euler's Theorems and
>> Euler's Formulas, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> Still bleating about that, are you?

Still pretending you know what's being discussed, moron? LOL

>> Have you figured out yet that x^2 and 2x are not co-functions,
>> Mathematical Moron? LOL

> Took you long enough to.

Fanfic.

>> Have you figured out yet that monomolecular water is not tetrahedral
>> like methane, rather having a bent geometric configuration per the
>> VSEPR theory's AXE method, Shiny Tinfoil Spankard? LOL

> If you ignore the lone pairs. Include them and it's a tetrahedron, which 
> VSEPR says will have a 104 degree angle between the two hydrogens rather 
> than the perfectly regular tetrahedron angle of 109 degrees, in good 
> agreement with observation. (Lacking a proton to partly screen the 
> valence electrons' charges, the lone pairs repel each other more than 
> the two hydrogens do, stretching the lone pair part of the tetrahedron 
> and thus squeezing the hydrogen part.)

Liar. Water molecules on a monomolecular basis are bent geometry.
Water clusters form icosahedral geometries. You're basing your blather
off a long-disproved water model.

For a water cluster, the H bonds are 109.47 degrees, you fecking 
moron. Not for individual water molecule covalent bonds, which are at 
104.474 degrees for gaseous water, and 105.5 to 106 degrees in bulk 
water. If you're basing tetrahedrality upon water clusters, you can 
arrive at pretty much any geometry you wish... in point of fact, the 
latest and most accurate water model states that water clusters are 
icosahedral. But the individual water molecule, according to the VSEPR 
theory AXE method is bent. Moron.

<http://www1.lsbu.ac.uk/water/water_molecule.html#elec>

<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VSEPR_theory>
"Bent (H2O)
Tetrahedral (CH4)"

<http://www1.lsbu.ac.uk/water/water_molecule.html#lp>
"Early 5-point molecular models, with explicit negative charge where
the lone pairs are purported to be, fared poorly in describing
hydrogen bonding, but more recent models show some promise. Although
there is no apparent consensus of opinion [116], such descriptions of
substantial sp3-hybridized lone pairs in the isolated water molecule
should perhaps be avoided [117], as an sp2-hybridized structure (plus
a pz orbital) is indicated.

SPNAK!

> Can you explain the 104 degree bond angle without the lone pairs, ko0ky?

I just did, moron.

>> Have you figured out yet that the first derivative of the position
>> vector with respect to time is velocity or slope, Mathematical Moron?
>> LOL

> You mean, you finally have?

Fanfic.

>> Have you figured out yet that the second derivative of the position
>> vector with respect to time is acceleration, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> You mean, you finally have?

Fanfic.

>> Have you figured out yet that the third derivative of the position
>> vector with respect to time is jerk, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> You mean, you finally have?

Fanfic.

>> Have you figured out yet that the fourth derivative of the position
>> vector with respect to time is snap, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> You mean, you finally have?

Fanfic.

>> Have you figured out yet that the fifth derivative of the position
>> vector with respect to time is crackle, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> You mean, you finally have?

Fanfic.

>> Have you figured out yet that the sixth derivative of the position
>> vector with respect to time is pop, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> Your Google cramming is on full display here.

Fanfic.

>> Have you figured out yet what angular velocity is, Mathematical Moron?
>> LOL

> Have you?

Have you figured out yet that the Gaussian curvature of the universe
is not predominantly positive, Spankard? LOL

>> Have you figured out yet that cross correlation can be used with
>> Fourier transforms, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> Have you?

Obviously I have. Have you?

>> Have you figured out yet that a sinusoid is a transform of a circle,
>> Mathematical Moron? LOL

> So you're backing off from k'laming that it's a *Fourier* transform of a 
> circle?

Pedantic fanfic.

>> Have you figured out yet what the difference is between frequency and
>> period of a sinewave, Mathematical Moron?

> Have you? 'Twasn't that long ago you thought a certain periodic signal 
> would have a period of eight zillion or so when the correct answer was one.
> 
> *snicker*

Wrong.

>> Have you figured out yet that wave interference and superposition are
>> the same thing, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> So, you finally have?

Fanfic.

>> Have you figured out yet that wave interference works the same for
>> standing and traveling waves, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> So, you finally have?

Fanfic.

>> Have you figured out yet that formulas are math, Mathematical Moron?
>> LOL

> So, you finally have?

Fanfic.

>> Have you figured out yet that sin^2 is a sinusoid, Mathematical Moron?
>> LOL

> So, you finally have?

Fanfic.

>> Have you figured out yet that atomic number does not equal effective
>> nuclear charge, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> So, you finally have?

Fanfic.

>> a lying backpedaling bleatfarting blither-blathering moron.

> Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.
> 
> But this long, concentrated litany of all your recent backpedals 

You mean everything I was right about and Shiny Tinfoil Spankard
demonstrated his moronism about? Yet again, Paul Derbyshire is 180
degrees out from reality... my .sig is chock-a-block full of such
instances from Paul 'Lumpy Dumpy Frumpy Slumpy ShroomTard' Derbyshire.
LOL

> suggests to me that Sn!pe could use some competition for that Lance 
> Armstrong Trophy. Consider yourself entered into the race as his 
> competitor. Whoever can go backwards the most vigorously during what 
> remains of the month of April, wins, for fuck's sake.
> 
> *snicker*

Awww, poor Paul... he's so butthurt he's sticking up for Shiny Tinfoil
Spankard, and that spankard is the most-spanked spankard in the
history of Usenet... but Paul's a close second.

Go one, Paul... hand out more of your 'awards from a kook'... show the
world just how butthurt I've made you.

<snicker>

Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!

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Well, Paul? We're waiting. <tap, tap, tap> Nothing, Paul?

<snicker>

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Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.

And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.

Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!

Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>

She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.

Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.

<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>

You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL

> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>

> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited 
> any good telescopes lately?

Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?

<snicker>
========================================================
========================================================

-- 

Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.

Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.

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#572712

On 23/04/2016 1:38 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
> Fanfic.
> Fanfic.
> Fanfic.

Yours isn't very good, though. You'll never be the next E. L. James.

>>> Have you figured out yet that there are three methods of
>>> mathematically approximating RMS voltage, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> When did you?
>
> Long before Shiny Tinfoil Spankard. He still thinks RMS is an exact
> number, not a mathematical approximation. L<SMACKAK00K!>

*You* still think it's a wave rather than just a number.

> Liar.

I know you are but what am I?

> Water molecules on a monomolecular basis are bent geometry.
> Water clusters form icosahedral geometries. You're basing your blather
> off a long-disproved water model.

VSEPR is not "long-disproved". It is a very useful model.

> But the individual water molecule, according to the VSEPR
> theory AXE method is bent.

Yep, because it's like a tetrahedral jack from a game of jacks with two 
of the pins (the lone pairs) invisible. The other two and the hub form a 
shallow V shape.

>> Can you explain the 104 degree bond angle without the lone pairs, ko0ky?
>
> I just did, moron.

Nope. And how the shape changes when molecules are packed in cheek by 
jowl and start squeezing each other is a total red herring you keep 
dredging up to use as a distraction.

> Fanfic.
> Fanfic.
> Fanfic.
> Fanfic.
> Fanfic.
> Fanfic.

Why don't you write some more Dweebyshite fic? You have probably not 
been paying nearly as much obeisance to your ko0k g0d as you should; he 
might smite you with a lightning bolt, or curse you with hemmorhoids, or 
something if you neglect to bring at least a bit more kOoky fanfic and 
incense to his altar every few days.

*snicker*

>>> Have you figured out yet what angular velocity is, Mathematical Moron?
>>> LOL
>
>> Have you?
>
> Have you figured out yet that the Gaussian curvature of the universe
> is not predominantly positive, Spankard? LOL

Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

I never said the universe's curvature was predominantly positive. It's 
asymptotically flat, to the best of our ability to measure. With local 
pockets of positive curvature around gravitating masses. Which I seem to 
recall having said before. Clearly you didn't understand the claim at 
the time, and misinterpreted it.

>>> Have you figured out yet that a sinusoid is a transform of a circle,
>>> Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> So you're backing off from k'laming that it's a *Fourier* transform of a
>> circle?
>
> Pedantic

I'll take that as a "yes".

SPNAK! scored by Fakey's Dogwhistle Holder entered into official record.

>>> Have you figured out yet what the difference is between frequency and
>>> period of a sinewave, Mathematical Moron?
>
>> Have you? 'Twasn't that long ago you thought a certain periodic signal
>> would have a period of eight zillion or so when the correct answer was one.
>>
>> *snicker*
>
> Wr<SMACKAK00K!>

I *just* posted that SPNAK, complete with link to and quote from the 
article where you fucked that up so badly. Go fetch, ko0ky.

*snicker*

> Fanfic.
> Fanfic.
> Fanfic.
> Fanfic.
> Fanfic.

Bleat out some more. You know you want to.

>>> a lying backpedaling bleatfarting blither-blathering moron.
>
>> Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.
>>
>> But this long, concentrated litany of all your recent backpedals
>
> You mean everything I was right about and Shiny Tinfoil Spankard
> demonstrated his moronism about? Yet again, Paul Dweebyshite is 180
> degrees out from reality... my .sig is chock-a-block full of such
> instances from Paul 'Lumpy Dumpy Frumpy Slumpy ShroomTard' Dweebyshite.
> LOL

That's a start, but it's only an opening paragraph. If you want to be 
the E. L. James of Dweebyshite fanfic you'll need to up your writing 
volume significantly.

>> suggests to me that Sn!pe could use some competition for that Lance
>> Armstrong Trophy. Consider yourself entered into the race as his
>> competitor. Whoever can go backwards the most vigorously during what
>> remains of the month of April, wins, for fuck's sake.
>>
>> *snicker*
>
> Awww, poor Paul... he's so butthurt he's sticking up for Shiny Tinfoil
> Spankard, and that spankard is the most-spanked spankard in the
> history of Usenet... but Paul's a close second.

That's two paragraphs. Still, barely a start.

> Go one, Paul... hand out more of your 'awards from a kook'... show the
> world just how butthurt I've made you.
>
> <snicker>
>
> Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
> <MUSHROOM CLOUD>

Aww, no, you can't just keep copy-pasting the same old shopworn bit of 
Dweebyshite fanfic. You have to write *all new, original material* or 
the g0d of the g00fs to which you've devoted yourself might curse you or 
smite you or something.

*snicker*

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#572743

kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> wrote:

[...]

> Why don't you write some more Dweebyshite fic?

[...]

[note: "Derbyshire" is blocked on aioe as a "bad word"]

[xpoast: afn; sp; +afc for posterity.  fu2: afc]

-- 
Darth Wader  aka  Sn!pe  <darth@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk>       No Club
See my Injection-Info: header to validate this post then kill-file me.

I can't help it 'bout the shape I'm in,
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin.
Don't ask me what I think of you,
I might not give the answer that you want me to.

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#572860

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Ko0oki kensi the LunkHeaded LibTard,
in <news:nfg311$1249$1@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head first into
the wood chipper again:

> On 23/04/2016 1:38 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
> Emeritus wrote:

>> Fanfic.
>> Fanfic.
>> Fanfic.

> Yours isn't very good, though. You'll never be the next E. L. Derbyshire.

You cowardly snipped out all your fanfic so you could bleat more
fanfic, Paul Derbyshire. LOL

>>>> Have you figured out yet that there are three methods of
>>>> mathematically approximating RMS voltage, Mathematical Moron? LOL

>>> When did you?

>> Long before Shiny Tinfoil Spankard. He still thinks RMS is an exact
>> number, not a mathematical approximation. Paul Derbyshire. LOL

> *You* still think it's a wave rather than just a number.

RMS represents the *equivalent* DC voltage which would dissipate the
same amount of power as that *AC* voltage, Paul Derbyshire. Hence, RMS
voltage is still AC voltage, Paul Derbyshire, and can thus be graphed.

<http://www.electronics-tutorials.ws/articles/rms1.gif>
<http://www.6moons.com/audioreviews/isotek3/graph.png>

SPNAK! on Paul Derbyshire.

>> Liar.

> I know I am Paul Derbyshire but what are you?

I'm the guy drop-kicking that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
Paul G. Derbyshire across Usenet. Again. LOL

>> Water molecules on a monomolecular basis are bent geometry.
>> Water clusters form icosahedral geometries. You're basing your blather
>> off a long-disproved water model.

> VSEPR is not "long-disproved". Derbyshire. It is a very useful model.

Reading comprehension problems, Paul Derbyshire? VSEPR is not a water
model, you fecking nong. LOL

Paul G. Derbyshire thinks the Gillespie-Nyholm Theory (aka Valence
Shell Electron Pair Repulsion (VSEPR) theory) and the
Atom-Ligand-Electron Pair (AXE) method is a water model! Bwahahahaaa!

Now you backpedal with "that's not what I said.. uh, uh, I meant
something different! <diversionary bleating>", Paul Derbyshire. LOL

>> But the individual water molecule, according to the VSEPR
>> theory AXE method is bent.

> Yep, because it's like a tetrahedral jack from a game of jacks with two 
> of the pins (the lone pairs) invisible. The other two and the hub form a 
> shallow V shape.

<http://www1.lsbu.ac.uk/water/water_molecule.html#lp>
"Early 5-point molecular models, with explicit negative charge where
the lone pairs are purported to be, fared poorly in describing
hydrogen bonding, but more recent models show some promise. Although
there is no apparent consensus of opinion [116], such descriptions of
substantial sp3-hybridized lone pairs in the isolated water molecule
should perhaps be avoided [117], as an sp2-hybridized structure (plus
a pz orbital) is indicated."

Moron. There are no "lone pairs", it's a smeared distribution,
Derbyshire. And one doesn't describe molecular geometry based upon
electron distribution, Derbyshire, but upon the atoms making up that
molecule. You're relying upon an old and discredited water model, Paul
Derbyshire.

>>> Can you explain the 104 degree bond angle without the lone pairs, ko0ky?

>> I just did, Derbyshire moron.

> Nope. And how the shape changes when molecules are packed in cheek by 
> jowl and start squeezing each other like Paul Derbyshire squeezes his
> socks around his mushroom-slathered meatpole is a total red herring
> you keep dredging up to use as a distraction.

Bwahahahaa! Paul G. Derbyshire yet again demonstrates that he has no
fucking clue. Water molecules don't "squeeze" each other, Derbyshire.
They're constantly trying to turn gaseous, but can't because of the
inter-molecular H bonds and atmospheric water vapor partial
pressure... if one were to take away that water vapor partial
pressure, all the water on the planet would turn gaseous-phase,
Derbyshire. Liquid water on this planet is a result of gravity holding
an atmosphere to the planet, Derbyshire, and that atmosphere being
miscible with water, creating a water vapor partial pressure which
keeps most of the water liquid-phase at the predominant temperatures
seen on the planet. It's not due to any properties of the water
itself, Derbyshire.

Holy hell, Derbyshire, you get any dumber and I'll be spanking you
non-stop like last time, whereupon you'll melt down again, run away
again, get all foot-stompy again, spam AUK again, get your froth
faucet crimped shut by your NSP again, and be forced to bleat out your
butthurt from afar. Again. Lumpy Dumpy Frumpy Slumpy ShroomTard Paul
G. Derbyshire. LOL

>> Fanfic.
>> Fanfic.
>> Fanfic.
>> Fanfic.
>> Fanfic.
>> Fanfic.

You cowardly snipped out all your fanfic, Paul Derbyshire. Why are you
such a butthurt kook, Paul Derbyshire? LOL

> Why don't you write some more Derbyshire fic? You have probably not 
> been paying nearly as much attention to your ko0k Derbyshire as you
> should; he might bleat, or curse, or something if you neglect to
> bring at least a bit more steel-toed boot to his ass every few days.
> 
> *snicker*

Fanfic. LOL

>>>> Have you figured out yet what angular velocity is, Mathematical Moron?
>>>> LOL

>>> Have you?

>> Have you figured out yet that the Gaussian curvature of the universe
>> is not predominantly positive, Spankard Derbyshire? LOL

> Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

Fanfic, Paul Derbyshire. Have you stopped strangling goats and burying
them ass-up in the deep forest so you can return periodically to
molest them and harvest mushrooms from their rotting carcasses, Paul
G. Derbyshire? LOL

> I never said the universe's curvature was predominantly positive.

Liar. See below.

> It's asymptotically flat, to the best of our ability to measure. Derbyshire.
> With local pockets of positive curvature around gravitating masses.

Wrong. Yet again Paul G. Derbyshire is 180 degrees out from reality.
LOL

> Which I seem to recall having said before. Derbyshire. Clearly you
> didn't understand the Derbyshire claim at the time, and misinterpreted it.

Fucking lying backpedaling kook. You've stated many times that the
Gaussian curvature of the universe was positive, Derbyshire.

Message-ID: <70a4c67b944148a7070d3fec0f3abc17@dizum.com>
"or that gravitation results from positive curvature of the spacetime
manifold?"

Bwahahahaa! Paul Derbyshire k'lames that gravity is a result of
*positive* Gaussian curvature of the Riemannian manifold. Thus, Paul
Derbyshire believes gravity *repels*. LOL

Message-ID: <5213102e7d795603ae437dcf79b2049c@dizum.com>
"In standard general relativity, it has *no* effects (save to cause a
small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in the
field)."

Bwahahahaaa! Paul G. Derbyshire k'lames that magnetism causes "*no*
effects", then backpedaled with a "save to cause a small amount of
positive curvature"... which means Derbyshire has no clue how
magnetism affects the 4-D Minkowski manifold, and he denies magnetic
attraction. LOL!

Message-ID: <ee7e5d6b47fc9f9b3589e03d58af414a@dizum.com>
========================================================
>> Of course, in the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, the non-Euclidean
>> space would have positive *and* negative Gaussian curvature, and
>> therefore you'd be working with a Gaussian curvature described by -1 /
>> area^2 *and* 1 / area^2, right? After all, doesn't a 4-D Minkowski
>> space-time manifold essentially project and transform the (usually
>> roughly) spherical (elliptical geometry) objects within it to a plane
>> geometry with hyperbolic mass "points" at the intersections of the
>> principal curvatures and tangential plane to produce homeomorphic
>> isometries, Paul Derbyshire? Sure it does. Isn't that what Lobachevsky
>> discovered? Sure it is. I mean, isn't that how gravity essentially
>> works, via the metric curvature tensor isometric differential in the
>> tensor field between the curvature of a Riemannian manifold and
>> Euclidean space, as described by the geodesic deviation equation?
>> Sure it is.
>> 
>> But don't go there, that way lies you outing yourself as an
>> introductory college course-level geometry goof, Derbyshire.

> You could probably write science fiction of comparable quality to L. Ron 
> Derbyshire's output. Another career option for you is laughter therapist 
> for Stephen Derbyshire, because what you just wrote is a howler.

LunkHead admits he doesn't understand the reality of what I wrote,
which means there's no way in hell he's an astrophysicist. Way to out
yourself, ShroomTard Derbyshire. LOL!

Lunkhead Derbyshire didn't even know that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept is the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity, the modern theory of gravity, and that the curvature of
spacetime is described by the geodesic deviation equation!

Lunkhead Derbyshire admits he has no clue how space-time is warped by
mass!

What a moron! Derbyshire's no astrophysicist, he's just a poseur,
pretending that he's smarter than he really is. In reality, he's a
fucking idiot.

<snicker>
========================================================

Message-ID: <ee7e5d6b47fc9f9b3589e03d58af414a@dizum.com>
"Curvature varies from place to place, and in this universe is mostly
positive (small areas where it's negative can be produced via means
like the Casimir effect)."

Bwahahaa! Paul G. Derbyshire yet again k'lames the Gaussian curvature
of the universe is "mostly positive", meaning he thinks planets ride
above the tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold,
thereby making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian
curvature, and thus causing gravity to *repel*. Derbyshire also
demonstrates that he has no fucking clue what the Casimir Effect is
nor how it affects 4-D spacetime. LOL

Hey, where are you going, Paul G. Derbyshire? Are you going to run
away from your stupidity? Again? LOL

>>>> Have you figured out yet that a sinusoid is a transform of a circle,
>>>> Mathematical Moron? LOL

>>> So you're backing off from k'laming that it's a *Fourier* transform of a
>>> circle?

>> Pedantic fanfic.

> I'll take that as a "yes".

I'll take that as a "Paul G. Derbyshire is a bleatfarting fanficcing
moron". LOL

> SPNAK! scored by Fakey's Dogwhistle Holder entered into official record.

<http://betterexplained.com/articles/an-interactive-guide-to-the-fourier-transform/>
See the animations about 1/4th down the page, Derbyshire? Yeah, those
are Fourier transforms transforming circles to sine waves in real
time. LOL

>>>> Have you figured out yet what the difference is between frequency and
>>>> period of a sinewave, Mathematical Moron?

>>> Have you? 'Twasn't that long ago you thought a certain periodic signal
>>> would have a period of eight zillion or so when the correct answer was one.
>>>
>>> *sn<SMACKAMORON!>

>> Wrong.

> I *just* posted that SPNAK, complete with link to and quote from the 
> article where you fucked that up so badly. Go fetch, ko0ky.

Paul G. Derbyshire is a lying backpedaling kook. LOL

> *sn<SMACKAMORON!>

<snicker>

>> Fanfic.
>> Fanfic.
>> Fanfic.
>> Fanfic.
>> Fanfic.

You cowardly snipped out all your butthurt fanfic, Paul Derbyshire.
Are you embarrassed to be such a butthurt moron, Derbyshire? Is that
why you ran away from AUK, then came back to spam it, got your
frothnozzle crimped shut by AIOE, and now you're forced to bleatscream
out your butthurt from afar? LOL

> Bleat<SMACKAMORON!>

<snicker>

>>>> a lying backpedaling bleatfarting blither-blathering moron.

>>> Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.
>>>
>>> But this long, concentrated litany of all your recent backpedals

>> You mean everything I was right about and Shiny Tinfoil Spankard
>> demonstrated his moronism about? Yet again, Paul Derbyshire is 180
>> degrees out from reality... my .sig is chock-a-block full of such
>> instances from Paul 'Lumpy Dumpy Frumpy Slumpy ShroomTard' Derbyshire.
>> LOL

> That's a start, but it's only an opening paragraph. If you want to be 
> the E. L. James of Derbyshire fanfic you'll need to up your writing 
> volume significantly.

Fanfic. LOL

>>> suggests to me that Sn!pe could use some competition for that Lance
>>> Derbyshire Trophy. Consider yourself entered into the race as his
>>> competitor. Whoever can go backwards the most vigorously during what
>>> remains of the month of April, wins, for fuck's sake.
>>>
>>> *sni<SMACKAMORON!>

>> Awww, poor Paul Derbyshire... he's so butthurt he's sticking up
>> for Shiny Tinfoil Spankard, and that spankard is the most-spanked
>> spankard in the history of Usenet... but Paul Derbyshire's a close
>> second.

> That's two paragraphs. Still, barely a start.

Fanfic. LOL

>> Go on, Paul Derbyshire... hand out more of your 'awards from a
>> kook'... show the world just how butthurt I've made you.
>>
>> <snicker>
>>
>> Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
>> Derbyshire<MUSHROOM CLOUD>

> Aww, no, you can't just keep copy-pasting the same old shopworn bit of 
> Derbyshire fanfic. You have to write *all new, original material* or 
> the g0d of the g00fs to which you've devoted yourself might curse you or 
> smite you or something.
> 
> *snicker*

The truth is what the truth is, Paul Derbyshire. Why can't you refute
that truth, Paul Derbyshire? Why did you backpedal and try to k'lame
you and Nadegda were 'vacationing' in Pembroke and you definitely
*weren't* there to ride Paul Derbyshire's mushroom slathered meatpole,
Paul Derbyshire? Does Paul Derbyshire make his bitchsocks bleat like
goats as he faps with them, Paul Derbyshire? LOL

Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!

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Adding the Injection-Info: header into an E-S post gets it rejected.
Go on, Paul, do it again, if you claim to be able to do it at will.

Make it exactly this:
Injection-Info: mx05.eternal-september.org;
posting-host="1.1.1.1";
	logging-data="29843";

Well, Paul? We're waiting. <tap, tap, tap> Nothing, Paul?

<snicker>

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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>

Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.

And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.

Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!

Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>

She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.

Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.

<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>

You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL

> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>

> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited 
> any good telescopes lately?

Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?

<snicker>
========================================================
========================================================

-- 

Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.

Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.

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#572869

In article <9656affff7610c51f0ece6c86ce0b7a3@dizum.com>, 
FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx says...


> Reading comprehension problems, Paul Derbyshire?
> 

Paul Derbyshire wants to fuck your face.

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

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#572948

On Sat, 23 Apr 2016 22:52:56 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
>In article <9656affff7610c51f0ece6c86ce0b7a3@dizum.com>, 
>FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx says...
>
>> Reading comprehension problems, Paul Derbyshire?
>
>Paul Derbyshire wants to fuck your face.

I saw a photo of Paul and he's kinda cute. I bet
he's got plenty of girls after him.





-- 
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my erudite opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the ignorant or
the thin-skinned."

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#572957

On Sun, 24 Apr 2016 17:34:24 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

> I saw a photo of Paul and he's kinda cute.

And a long-held suspicion is confirmed.

<snicker>

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#572990

In article <kseqhbhr2g3pumjppd1cunbjtctv3tcbbm@4ax.com>, 
greghall@yacht_master.fake says...


> 
> On Sat, 23 Apr 2016 22:52:56 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
> >In article <9656affff7610c51f0ece6c86ce0b7a3@dizum.com>, 
> >FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx says...
> >
> >> Reading comprehension problems, Paul Derbyshire?
> >
> >Paul Derbyshire wants to fuck your face.
> 
> I saw a photo of Paul and he's kinda cute. I bet
> he's got plenty of girls after him.

Would you fuck him, or would you rather let him fuck you so you wouldn't 
be the "gay" one?

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

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#572991

On Sun, 24 Apr 2016 17:47:10 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:

>... the "gay" one?


Indeed!

-- 
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my erudite opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the ignorant or
the thin-skinned."

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#573028

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer (aka Craptain Kneel Whorin' The
Pusillanimous Pail-Pooping Pooter Pirate of the SS Cut The [mus]Turd),
in <news:kseqhbhr2g3pumjppd1cunbjtctv3tcbbm@4ax.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

> On Sat, 23 Apr 2016 22:52:56 -0700, Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil
> Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate Ignorant Lying
> Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling
> Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as "Checkmate, DoW #1"
> <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:

>> In article <9656affff7610c51f0ece6c86ce0b7a3@dizum.com>, 
>> Chimpy's Usenet Lord and Master
>> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> says...

>>> Reading comprehension problems, Paul Derbyshire?

>> Paul Derbyshire wants to fuck your face.

Chimpy's fantasizing about Paul Derbyshire fucking men's faces. LOL!

What a fag!

> I saw a photo of Paul and he's kinda cute. I bet
> he's got plenty of girls after him.

Chimpy's after Paul Derbyshire. Does that count? Chimpy ran away like
a girl when he saw a gun... pissed his panties and everything. He's a
coward like that. LOL

Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!

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Adding the Injection-Info: header into an E-S post gets it rejected.
Go on, Paul, do it again, if you claim to be able to do it at will.

Make it exactly this:
Injection-Info: mx05.eternal-september.org;
posting-host="1.1.1.1";
	logging-data="29843";

Well, Paul? We're waiting. <tap, tap, tap> Nothing, Paul?

<snicker>

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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>

Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.

And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.

Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!

Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>

She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.

Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.

<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>

You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL

> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>

> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited 
> any good telescopes lately?

Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?

<snicker>
========================================================
========================================================

-- 

Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.

Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.

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#573023

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate
Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling
Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, DoW #1, in
<news:MPG.3185ff15196e06a098cf3e@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

> In article <9656affff7610c51f0ece6c86ce0b7a3@dizum.com>, 
> Chimpy's Usenet Lord and Master
> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> says...

>> Reading comprehension problems, Paul Derbyshire?

> Paul Derbyshire wants to fuck your face.

Chimpy projects his desire to see a man fuck another man's face. LOL

What a fag!

> -- 
>   Fuck Checky's face! 
>
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Chimpy appears to be just as confused about anatomy in general as he
is about female anatomy.

Remember, he's the moronic phaggot who claimed a "piehole" was an
anus... thereby proving that when he tells his boyfriend to shut his
piehole, he isn't telling his boyfriend to STFU, he's telling him to
clamp down. LOL

Chimpy also claimed a vagina was a "man's gaping asshole", "gaping
asshole and balls", "giant ball-like labia" and "a nut sack swinging",
proving that even when he sees vagina, all his queermo brain registers
is cock, cock and more cock. <== {Pissbum and Midget Dink bait. LOL}

Chimpy's *that* gay.

<snicker>

-- 

FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da87b17874d123f783@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"

MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

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  \    /\      The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
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    \/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

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#573042

On Mon, 25 Apr 2016 07:03:17 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

> a man fuck another man's face

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#572917

On Sun, 24 Apr 2016 07:04:34 +0200, Kooky Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Error wrote:

> Ti<MUSHROOM CLOUD>

Excellent, kensi, you've got him frothing out hourly massive, 580-line 
plumbing-clogging bleat-turds now. I'm nominating Fakey on the spot for 
Unabomber Surprise for this latest magnum opus of his. Now let's see if 
he'll go over 600 for his next marathon session of projectile vomiting.

<snicker>

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#573034

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Nadegda, in 
<news:nfj40b$b34$29@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head first into the 
wood chipper again:

> On Sun, 24 Apr 2016 07:04:34 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood
> Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:

>> Ti<MUSHROOM CLOUD>

I've got Paul Derbyshire cowardly snipping out all that proof that 
he's a delusional split-personality dress-wearing goat-raping 
shroomtard. Butthurt much, Paul? LOL

> Excellent, kensi Derbyshire, you've got him frothing out hourly
> massive, 580-line plumbing-clogging bleat-turds now.

Did I mention Paul Derbyshire is a lying backpedaling kook? LOL

> I'm nominating Fakey on the spot for Unabomber Surprise

More 'awards from a kook'. LOL

> for this latest magnum opus of his. Now let's see if 
> he'll go over 600 for his next marathon session of projectile vomiting.

Nicely backpedaled and screeded, Derbyshire.

Hey, did you know Chimpy wants you to fuck his face, Paul?
Yeah. He admitted it. He's gay like that.

<snicker>

Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!

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Adding the Injection-Info: header into an E-S post gets it rejected.
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Make it exactly this:
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Well, Paul? We're waiting. <tap, tap, tap> Nothing, Paul?

<snicker>

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Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.

And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.

Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!

Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>

She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.

Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.

<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>

You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL

> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>

> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited 
> any good telescopes lately?

Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?

<snicker>
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-- 

Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so 
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the 
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius 
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the 
units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent 
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the 
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you 
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore = 
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is 
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original 
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't 
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend 
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's 
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant 
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral 
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry 
problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an 
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor 
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general 
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of 
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is 
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was 
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative 
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects 
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is 
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive 
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the 
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby 
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature, 
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes 
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.

Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon 
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there 
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in 
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the 
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of 
magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could 
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work, 
and therefore a universe which could not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature 
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and 
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody 
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow 
at 489 F.

Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming 
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of 
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron 
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain 
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien 
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron 
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the 
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed 
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven 
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of 
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral 
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how 
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer; 
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place", 
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on 
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead 
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that 
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared 
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate 
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a 
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second 
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same 
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that 
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three 
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a 
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's 
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that 
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.

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#573109

On 25/04/2016 1:52 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
> Tim<SMACKAK00K!>

Hey fuckhead, Nadegda asked for 600 lines of k0okfroth from you. That's 
not even half that. Try again.

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#573326

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Ko0oki kensi the LunkHeaded LibTard,
in <news:nflesd$tlu$1@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head first into
the wood chipper again:

> On 25/04/2016 1:52 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:

> He<SMACKAMORON!>

Your butthurt is noted, Paul Derbyshire, as is your tacit admission of
defeat.

<snicker>

Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!

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Make it exactly this:
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Well, Paul? We're waiting. <tap, tap, tap> Nothing, Paul?

<snicker>

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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>

Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.

And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.

Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!

Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>

She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.

Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.

<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>

You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL

> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>

> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited 
> any good telescopes lately?

Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?

<snicker>
========================================================
========================================================

-- 

Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.

Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.

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#573333

On Tue, 26 Apr 2016 06:38:14 +0200, Kooky Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Error wrote:

> Time t<SMACKAKOOK!>

Not even 240 lines this time???

Tsk, tsk, kensi is right, you aren't even trying. What's the matter with 
you? You're normally by far the screediest kook in my stable. Are you 
having an off week? Got the flu or something?

<snicker>

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#573644

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Nadegda, in
<news:nfmt1b$b34$49@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head first into the
wood chipper again:

> On Tue, 26 Apr 2016 06:38:14 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood
> Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:

>> Time t<SMACKAKOOK!>

Your cowardly snip-n-run is noted, Paul, as is your cowardly f'up
attempt. LOL

> No<SMACKAMORON!>

Stop bleating. You're defeated, we got it. You can stop broadcasting
your defeat now, Paul.

<snicker>

Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!

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Adding the Injection-Info: header into an E-S post gets it rejected.
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Make it exactly this:
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Well, Paul? We're waiting. <tap, tap, tap> Nothing, Paul?

<snicker>

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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>

Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.

And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.

Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!

Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>

She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.

Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.

<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>

You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL

> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>

> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited 
> any good telescopes lately?

Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?

<snicker>
========================================================
========================================================

-- 

Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.

Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.

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