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More evidence of desktop Linux at 1%

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First post2015-03-30 20:48 -0400
Last post2015-04-13 20:04 -0400
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  More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-03-30 20:48 -0400
    Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% John Gohde <john.h.gohde@gmail.com> - 2015-03-30 18:54 -0700
      Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2015-03-31 10:55 +0100
        Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% John Gohde <john.h.gohde@gmail.com> - 2015-03-31 04:54 -0700
          Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2015-03-31 13:52 +0100
    Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% awoolmeyer@gmail.com - 2015-03-31 05:06 -0700
    Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-03-31 21:52 +0000
      Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-01 08:32 -0400
        Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-04-01 09:32 -0400
          Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2015-04-01 08:47 -0700
            Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-04-01 12:54 -0400
            Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-01 21:01 -0400
              Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2015-04-01 18:27 -0700
                Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-01 23:13 -0400
              Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-04-01 23:45 -0400
        Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-01 19:20 +0000
          Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-01 21:01 -0400
            Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-02 02:49 +0000
              Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-01 23:25 -0400
                Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-02 03:56 +0000
    Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% Debbie Ballard <debbie1ballard@gmail.com> - 2015-04-13 16:39 -0700
      Re: More evidence of desktop Linux at 1% DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-13 20:04 -0400

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#286885 — More evidence of desktop Linux at 1%

FromDFS <nospam@dfs.com>
Date2015-03-30 20:48 -0400
SubjectMore evidence of desktop Linux at 1%
Message-ID<mfcqrl$5iv$4@dont-email.me>
<quote>
(And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a number 
equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it 
appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for 
some reason.)
</quote>

http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/


Windows worldwide: **************************************************
                    ****************************************

Linux worldwide:   *


heh!  Funny visual!

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#286898

FromJohn Gohde <john.h.gohde@gmail.com>
Date2015-03-30 18:54 -0700
Message-ID<17eebd49-ea13-4f54-b432-3c305d367adc@googlegroups.com>
In reply to#286885
On Monday, March 30, 2015 at 8:48:44 PM UTC-4, DFS wrote:
> <quote>
> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a number 
> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it 
> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for 
> some reason.)
> </quote>
> 
> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
> 
> 
> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>                     ****************************************
> 
> Linux worldwide:   *
> 
> 
> heh!  Funny visual!

LOL - that tall tale ranks right up there along with Obama taking off on Air Force one to play golf in Florida, over the weekend.

DooF..uS needs to try harder.

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#286928

FromDesk Rabbit <me@example.com>
Date2015-03-31 10:55 +0100
Message-ID<mfdqsu$qju$1@deskrabbit.motzarella.org>
In reply to#286898
On 31/03/2015 02:54, John Gohde wrote:
> On Monday, March 30, 2015 at 8:48:44 PM UTC-4, DFS wrote:
>> <quote>
>> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a number
>> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it
>> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for
>> some reason.)
>> </quote>
>>
>> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
>>
>>
>> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>>                      ****************************************
>>
>> Linux worldwide:   *
>>
>>
>> heh!  Funny visual!
>
> LOL - that tall tale ranks right up there along with Obama taking off on Air Force one to play golf in Florida, over the weekend.

Yeah the source web site mentioned doesn't exist does it?
Hang on...
https://www.digitalgov.gov/services/dap/
Oh dear John is wrong again...


> DooF..uS needs to try harder.

Nope, you are the dope.

At least you got your signature sorted, now all you need to do is to 
actually start posting from Linux ;-)

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#286937

FromJohn Gohde <john.h.gohde@gmail.com>
Date2015-03-31 04:54 -0700
Message-ID<05d85cc9-aef7-4c6a-b99d-cfcb9589141f@googlegroups.com>
In reply to#286928
On Tuesday, March 31, 2015 at 5:55:34 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
> On 31/03/2015 02:54, John Gohde wrote:
> > On Monday, March 30, 2015 at 8:48:44 PM UTC-4, DFS wrote:
> >> <quote>
> >> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a number
> >> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it
> >> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for
> >> some reason.)
> >> </quote>
> >>
> >> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
> >>
> >>
> >> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
> >>                      ****************************************
> >>
> >> Linux worldwide:   *
> >>
> >>
> >> heh!  Funny visual!
> >
> > LOL - that tall tale ranks right up there along with Obama taking off on Air Force one to play golf in Florida, over the weekend.
> 
> Yeah the source web site mentioned doesn't exist does it?
> Hang on...
> https://www.digitalgov.gov/services/dap/
> Oh dear John is wrong again...
> 
> 
> > DooF..uS needs to try harder.
> 
> Nope, you are the dope.
> 
> At least you got your signature sorted, now all you need to do is to 
> actually start posting from Linux ;-)


What a Pultz!

It it ain't FREE then Moi is NOT interested in it.

FREE means Linux. 

Linux Mint works great and is very reliable for surfing the Web and posting to these stupid ngs.

What is your problem, Rabbit?  Don't you know that Trix is for Kids?

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#286949

FromDesk Rabbit <me@example.com>
Date2015-03-31 13:52 +0100
Message-ID<mfe58f$hv$1@deskrabbit.motzarella.org>
In reply to#286937
On 31/03/2015 12:54, John Gohde wrote:
> On Tuesday, March 31, 2015 at 5:55:34 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>> On 31/03/2015 02:54, John Gohde wrote:
>>> On Monday, March 30, 2015 at 8:48:44 PM UTC-4, DFS wrote:
>>>> <quote>
>>>> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a number
>>>> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it
>>>> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for
>>>> some reason.)
>>>> </quote>
>>>>
>>>> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>>>>                       ****************************************
>>>>
>>>> Linux worldwide:   *
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> heh!  Funny visual!
>>>
>>> LOL - that tall tale ranks right up there along with Obama taking off on Air Force one to play golf in Florida, over the weekend.
>>
>> Yeah the source web site mentioned doesn't exist does it?
>> Hang on...
>> https://www.digitalgov.gov/services/dap/
>> Oh dear John is wrong again...
>>
>>
>>> DooF..uS needs to try harder.
>>
>> Nope, you are the dope.
>>
>> At least you got your signature sorted, now all you need to do is to
>> actually start posting from Linux ;-)
>
>
> What a Pultz!
>
> It it ain't FREE then Moi is NOT interested in it.

So you can't even manage to buy from a thrift store now?

>
> FREE means Linux.

Try eating Linux for free......

Try earning a living writing software and giving it away for free....


> Linux Mint works great and is very reliable for surfing the Web and posting to these stupid ngs.

Yup, just as I thought, you are too dumb to install a real newsreader in 
Linux so you've just got a web browser. Big deal.

Come back and talk about and advocate Linux when you are actually using 
it for real work and not just playing.

>
> What is your problem, Rabbit?  Don't you know that Trix is for Kids?

No problem now this Sheriff has got you to sort your signature out ;-)

P.S. If you don't like the newsgroups why do you stay? Too stupid to 
figure out how to unsubscribe?

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#286938

Fromawoolmeyer@gmail.com
Date2015-03-31 05:06 -0700
Message-ID<072c18be-f28b-48ca-afd4-27639f1fb03f@googlegroups.com>
In reply to#286885
On Monday, March 30, 2015 at 8:48:44 PM UTC-4, DFS wrote:
> <quote>
> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a number 
> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it 
> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for 
> some reason.)
> </quote>
> 
> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
> 
> 
> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>                     ****************************************
> 
> Linux worldwide:   *
> 
> 
> heh!  Funny visual!

Wow, it's making gains!!!!

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#287052

Fromowl <owl@rooftop.invalid>
Date2015-03-31 21:52 +0000
Message-ID<bbhvue93.ap3@rooftop.invalid>
In reply to#286885
DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
> <quote>
> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a number 
> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it 
> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for 
> some reason.)
> </quote>

> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/


> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>                     ****************************************

> Linux worldwide:   *


> heh!  Funny visual!

Here, I plotted that for you
http://i.imgur.com/65hvgOD.png

owl@thinkpad:~/chart$ R -q --file=script.r
> slices<-read.csv(file="data.csv",header=FALSE,sep=",")
> lbls<-c("Doze","Linux","Mack","Other")
> cols<-c("blue","red","pink","gray")
> png("chart.png")
> pie(as.numeric(slices),labels=lbls,col=cols,main="Teh Doze and friends")
> dev.off()
null device 
          1 
> q()
owl@thinkpad:~/chart$

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#287126

FromDFS <nospam@dfs.com>
Date2015-04-01 08:32 -0400
Message-ID<mfgog7$34c$5@dont-email.me>
In reply to#287052
On 3/31/2015 5:52 PM, owl wrote:
> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>> <quote>
>> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a number
>> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it
>> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for
>> some reason.)
>> </quote>
>
>> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
>
>
>> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>>                    ****************************************
>
>> Linux worldwide:   *
>
>
>> heh!  Funny visual!
>
> Here, I plotted that for you
> http://i.imgur.com/65hvgOD.png


Beautiful!

Must've come out of the (b)owl(s) of LibreOffice.  You have to work hard 
to make MS Office graphs look that bad.

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#287139

FromSlimer <slvrslmr@lv.c>
Date2015-04-01 09:32 -0400
Message-ID<mfgrv7$ffo$4@dont-email.me>
In reply to#287126
On 2015-04-01 8:32 AM, DFS wrote:
> On 3/31/2015 5:52 PM, owl wrote:
>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>> <quote>
>>> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a number
>>> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it
>>> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for
>>> some reason.)
>>> </quote>
>>
>>> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
>>>
>>
>>
>>> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>>>                    ****************************************
>>
>>> Linux worldwide:   *
>>
>>
>>> heh!  Funny visual!
>>
>> Here, I plotted that for you
>> http://i.imgur.com/65hvgOD.png
>
>
> Beautiful!
>
> Must've come out of the (b)owl(s) of LibreOffice.  You have to work hard
> to make MS Office graphs look that bad.

Looks like something made in Microsoft Paint inside of Windows 2.0.

-- 
Slimer
OpenMedia, GreenPeace Supporter & SPCA Paw Partner
Encrypt.

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#287187

Fromvallor <vallor@cultnix.org>
Date2015-04-01 08:47 -0700
Message-ID<551c12f5$0$44406$c3e8da3$66d3cc2f@news.astraweb.com>
In reply to#287139
On 04/01/2015 06:32 AM, Slimer wrote:
> On 2015-04-01 8:32 AM, DFS wrote:
>> On 3/31/2015 5:52 PM, owl wrote:
>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>> <quote>
>>>> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a
>>>> number
>>>> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it
>>>> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for
>>>> some reason.)
>>>> </quote>
>>>
>>>> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>>>>                    ****************************************
>>>
>>>> Linux worldwide:   *
>>>
>>>
>>>> heh!  Funny visual!
>>>
>>> Here, I plotted that for you
>>> http://i.imgur.com/65hvgOD.png
>>
>>
>> Beautiful!
>>
>> Must've come out of the (b)owl(s) of LibreOffice.  You have to work hard
>> to make MS Office graphs look that bad.
> 
> Looks like something made in Microsoft Paint inside of Windows 2.0.
> 

You people can't be this stupid.

You snip the part where he shows that he's using R, then post crap about
"duhuh, liboffice!"

   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_(programming_language)

There's a reason you people are in readers' killfiles, you know.

-- 
 -v

Meskimen's Law:
	There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to
	do it over.

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#287206

FromSlimer <slvrslmr@lv.c>
Date2015-04-01 12:54 -0400
Message-ID<mfh7q3$14n$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#287187
On 2015-04-01 11:47 AM, vallor wrote:

< snip stupidity >

> There's a reason you people are in readers' killfiles, you know.

Absolutely: you and many other Linux losers are cowards who are unable 
to accept an opposing opinion.

-- 
Slimer
OpenMedia, GreenPeace Supporter & SPCA Paw Partner
Encrypt.

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#287347

FromDFS <nospam@dfs.com>
Date2015-04-01 21:01 -0400
Message-ID<mfi4ap$l3u$2@dont-email.me>
In reply to#287187
On 4/1/2015 11:47 AM, vallor wrote:
> On 04/01/2015 06:32 AM, Slimer wrote:
>> On 2015-04-01 8:32 AM, DFS wrote:
>>> On 3/31/2015 5:52 PM, owl wrote:
>>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>>> <quote>
>>>>> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a
>>>>> number
>>>>> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it
>>>>> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for
>>>>> some reason.)
>>>>> </quote>
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>>>>>                     ****************************************
>>>>
>>>>> Linux worldwide:   *
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> heh!  Funny visual!
>>>>
>>>> Here, I plotted that for you
>>>> http://i.imgur.com/65hvgOD.png
>>>
>>>
>>> Beautiful!
>>>
>>> Must've come out of the (b)owl(s) of LibreOffice.  You have to work hard
>>> to make MS Office graphs look that bad.
>>
>> Looks like something made in Microsoft Paint inside of Windows 2.0.
>>
>
> You people can't be this stupid.
>
> You snip the part where he shows that he's using R, then post crap about
> "duhuh, liboffice!"
>
>     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_(programming_language)


Other than the ugly, 4th-grader looks and spelling, what was the 
evidence his 'graph' was produced using GuhNoo-licensed R crapware?

'Cause it sure wasn't produced using the "data" I gave him (which shows 
Windows to Linux at 90:1).




> There's a reason you people are in readers' killfiles, you know.

Because you silly lamers can't stand to hear the truth about your shitty 
"operating system".

======================================================================
"If I run the Brightness and Lock application, the horizontal slider 
that sets the level is backwards: brightness increases as I move it to 
the left!... I could accept the backward slider as one of the many 
lovable quirks of Linux, but having to manually reset my brightness 
after every bootup is really annoying."

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1971708

======================================================================

You have to connect multiple monitors in the wrong order to get them to 
show up in the right order on screen.

#20 at
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1741589&page=2

======================================================================


What kind of half-ass, untested software is released with these kinds of 
reversed/upside-down bugs?

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#287354

FromSteve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com>
Date2015-04-01 18:27 -0700
Message-ID<2c5079ef-b103-466d-af26-1336a56b17ff@googlegroups.com>
In reply to#287347
On Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 7:01:05 PM UTC-6, DFS wrote:
> On 4/1/2015 11:47 AM, vallor wrote:
> > On 04/01/2015 06:32 AM, Slimer wrote:
> >> On 2015-04-01 8:32 AM, DFS wrote:
> >>> On 3/31/2015 5:52 PM, owl wrote:
> >>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
> >>>>> <quote>
> >>>>> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a
> >>>>> number
> >>>>> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it
> >>>>> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for
> >>>>> some reason.)
> >>>>> </quote>
> >>>>
> >>>>> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
> >>>>>                     ****************************************
> >>>>
> >>>>> Linux worldwide:   *
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>> heh!  Funny visual!
> >>>>
> >>>> Here, I plotted that for you
> >>>> http://i.imgur.com/65hvgOD.png
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Beautiful!
> >>>
> >>> Must've come out of the (b)owl(s) of LibreOffice.  You have to work hard
> >>> to make MS Office graphs look that bad.
> >>
> >> Looks like something made in Microsoft Paint inside of Windows 2.0.
> >>
> >
> > You people can't be this stupid.
> >
> > You snip the part where he shows that he's using R, then post crap about
> > "duhuh, liboffice!"
> >
> >     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_(programming_language)
> 
> 
> Other than the ugly, 4th-grader looks and spelling, what was the 
> evidence his 'graph' was produced using GuhNoo-licensed R crapware?

Probably the "R" (note it's uppercase!). LOL!

Looks like he could use a dose of:

https://plot.ly/r/

If you're into such things, that's actually a pretty cool site if you look around and play with the examples.

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#287362

FromDFS <nospam@dfs.com>
Date2015-04-01 23:13 -0400
Message-ID<mfic3k$6hm$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#287354
On 4/1/2015 9:27 PM, Steve Carroll wrote:
> On Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 7:01:05 PM UTC-6, DFS wrote:
>> On 4/1/2015 11:47 AM, vallor wrote:
>>> On 04/01/2015 06:32 AM, Slimer wrote:
>>>> On 2015-04-01 8:32 AM, DFS wrote:
>>>>> On 3/31/2015 5:52 PM, owl wrote:
>>>>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> <quote>
>>>>>>> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a
>>>>>>> number
>>>>>>> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it
>>>>>>> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for
>>>>>>> some reason.)
>>>>>>> </quote>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>>>>>>>                      ****************************************
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Linux worldwide:   *
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> heh!  Funny visual!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Here, I plotted that for you
>>>>>> http://i.imgur.com/65hvgOD.png
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Beautiful!
>>>>>
>>>>> Must've come out of the (b)owl(s) of LibreOffice.  You have to work hard
>>>>> to make MS Office graphs look that bad.
>>>>
>>>> Looks like something made in Microsoft Paint inside of Windows 2.0.
>>>>
>>>
>>> You people can't be this stupid.
>>>
>>> You snip the part where he shows that he's using R, then post crap about
>>> "duhuh, liboffice!"
>>>
>>>      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_(programming_language)
>>
>>
>> Other than the ugly, 4th-grader looks and spelling, what was the
>> evidence his 'graph' was produced using GuhNoo-licensed R crapware?
>
> Probably the "R" (note it's uppercase!). LOL!

What R?  All I see is a plain pie chart and a misspelled header ("Teh 
Doze and friends")

edit: I went back up the thread.  Because of the brackets, his R code 
looked like a thread quote and I ignored it.


owl@thinkpad:~/chart$ R -q --file=script.r
> slices<-read.csv(file="data.csv",header=FALSE,sep=",")
> lbls<-c("Doze","Linux","Mack","Other")
> cols<-c("blue","red","pink","gray")
> png("chart.png")
> pie(as.numeric(slices),labels=lbls,col=cols,main="Teh Doze and friends")
> dev.off()
null device
           1
> q()
owl@thinkpad:~/chart$



ugh.  I figured it was some kind of command-line crapware.




> Looks like he could use a dose of:
>
> https://plot.ly/r/
>
> If you're into such things, that's actually a pretty cool site if you look around and play with the examples.

Pretty sweet.

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#287368

FromSlimer <slvrslmr@lv.c>
Date2015-04-01 23:45 -0400
Message-ID<mfidul$ane$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#287347
On 2015-04-01 9:01 PM, DFS wrote:
> On 4/1/2015 11:47 AM, vallor wrote:
>> On 04/01/2015 06:32 AM, Slimer wrote:
>>> On 2015-04-01 8:32 AM, DFS wrote:
>>>> On 3/31/2015 5:52 PM, owl wrote:
>>>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>>>> <quote>
>>>>>> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a
>>>>>> number
>>>>>> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it
>>>>>> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile
>>>>>> category for
>>>>>> some reason.)
>>>>>> </quote>
>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>>>>>>                     ****************************************
>>>>>
>>>>>> Linux worldwide:   *
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> heh!  Funny visual!
>>>>>
>>>>> Here, I plotted that for you
>>>>> http://i.imgur.com/65hvgOD.png
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Beautiful!
>>>>
>>>> Must've come out of the (b)owl(s) of LibreOffice.  You have to work
>>>> hard
>>>> to make MS Office graphs look that bad.
>>>
>>> Looks like something made in Microsoft Paint inside of Windows 2.0.
>>>
>>
>> You people can't be this stupid.
>>
>> You snip the part where he shows that he's using R, then post crap about
>> "duhuh, liboffice!"
>>
>>     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_(programming_language)
>
>
> Other than the ugly, 4th-grader looks and spelling, what was the
> evidence his 'graph' was produced using GuhNoo-licensed R crapware?
>
> 'Cause it sure wasn't produced using the "data" I gave him (which shows
> Windows to Linux at 90:1).
>
>
>
>
>> There's a reason you people are in readers' killfiles, you know.
>
> Because you silly lamers can't stand to hear the truth about your shitty
> "operating system".
>
> ======================================================================
> "If I run the Brightness and Lock application, the horizontal slider
> that sets the level is backwards: brightness increases as I move it to
> the left!... I could accept the backward slider as one of the many
> lovable quirks of Linux, but having to manually reset my brightness
> after every bootup is really annoying."
>
> http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1971708
>
> ======================================================================
>
> You have to connect multiple monitors in the wrong order to get them to
> show up in the right order on screen.
>
> #20 at
> http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1741589&page=2
>
> ======================================================================
>
>
> What kind of half-ass, untested software is released with these kinds of
> reversed/upside-down bugs?

Those two are particularly hilarious. The worst part is that they should 
be relatively easy to fix, but the problem doesn't necessarily appear on 
all configurations of Linux. It might affect a guy running an AMD card 
and not an NVIDIA one. It might only cause problems if you use the 
open-source driver and not the proprietary one. Moreover, it might also 
be caused by the fact that you used a touchscreen rather than a 
traditional monitor. As a result, these problems are essentially never 
fixed after a reasonable amount of time and tend to drag along for years 
or decades until they are COINCIDENTALLY fixed or patched by, get this, 
a _proprietary_ body. NVIDIA, yes NVIDIA, had to fix issues with the 
shitty Nouveau driver.


-- 
Slimer
OpenMedia, GreenPeace Supporter & SPCA Paw Partner
Encrypt.

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#287261

Fromowl <owl@rooftop.invalid>
Date2015-04-01 19:20 +0000
Message-ID<bvhd03.apf3@rooftop.invalid>
In reply to#287126
DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
> On 3/31/2015 5:52 PM, owl wrote:
>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>> <quote>
>>> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a number
>>> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it
>>> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for
>>> some reason.)
>>> </quote>
>>
>>> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
>>
>>
>>> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>>>                    ****************************************
>>
>>> Linux worldwide:   *
>>
>>
>>> heh!  Funny visual!
>>
>> Here, I plotted that for you
>> http://i.imgur.com/65hvgOD.png


> Beautiful!

> Must've come out of the (b)owl(s) of LibreOffice.  You have to work hard 
> to make MS Office graphs look that bad.

It was supposed to be gray-scale, but teh Mack wouldn't cooperate.
But R far surpasses anything DOZE OFFice can do :)

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#287348

FromDFS <nospam@dfs.com>
Date2015-04-01 21:01 -0400
Message-ID<mfi4bt$l3u$3@dont-email.me>
In reply to#287261
On 4/1/2015 3:20 PM, owl wrote:
> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>> On 3/31/2015 5:52 PM, owl wrote:
>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>> <quote>
>>>> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a number
>>>> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it
>>>> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for
>>>> some reason.)
>>>> </quote>
>>>
>>>> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
>>>
>>>
>>>> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>>>>                     ****************************************
>>>
>>>> Linux worldwide:   *
>>>
>>>
>>>> heh!  Funny visual!
>>>
>>> Here, I plotted that for you
>>> http://i.imgur.com/65hvgOD.png
>
>
>> Beautiful!
>
>> Must've come out of the (b)owl(s) of LibreOffice.  You have to work hard
>> to make MS Office graphs look that bad.
>
> It was supposed to be gray-scale, but teh Mack wouldn't cooperate.
> But R far surpasses anything DOZE OFFice can do :)


I can tell...

If what you showed is any indication, it's another user-unfriendly, 
command-line GuhNoo dud.

Here's something to make it more fun:
http://www.rstudio.com/products/rstudio/download/


Learn SAS and earn cash.  Learn R get job in bar.

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#287358

Fromowl <owl@rooftop.invalid>
Date2015-04-02 02:49 +0000
Message-ID<hgue0.aa4pa@rooftop.invalid>
In reply to#287348
DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
> On 4/1/2015 3:20 PM, owl wrote:
>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>> On 3/31/2015 5:52 PM, owl wrote:
>>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>>> <quote>
>>>>> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a number
>>>>> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it
>>>>> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for
>>>>> some reason.)
>>>>> </quote>
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>>>>>                     ****************************************
>>>>
>>>>> Linux worldwide:   *
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> heh!  Funny visual!
>>>>
>>>> Here, I plotted that for you
>>>> http://i.imgur.com/65hvgOD.png
>>
>>
>>> Beautiful!
>>
>>> Must've come out of the (b)owl(s) of LibreOffice.  You have to work hard
>>> to make MS Office graphs look that bad.
>>
>> It was supposed to be gray-scale, but teh Mack wouldn't cooperate.
>> But R far surpasses anything DOZE OFFice can do :)


> I can tell...

Dood, how much effort do you expect me to put into a cola joke?
Linux, Doze, and Mack walk into a bar [five pages later... punch line]?

> If what you showed is any indication, it's another user-unfriendly, 
> command-line GuhNoo dud.

> Here's something to make it more fun:
> http://www.rstudio.com/products/rstudio/download/

I actually pasted the code from a different job.
The cols line for the chart I posted was actually:
cols<-c("gray50","gray60","pink","gray20")

> Learn SAS and earn cash.  Learn R get job in bar.

You don't know me very well if you think I would want to crunch numbers
for a living.

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#287365

FromDFS <nospam@dfs.com>
Date2015-04-01 23:25 -0400
Message-ID<mficq8$80u$2@dont-email.me>
In reply to#287358
On 4/1/2015 10:49 PM, owl wrote:
> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>> On 4/1/2015 3:20 PM, owl wrote:
>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>> On 3/31/2015 5:52 PM, owl wrote:
>>>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>>>> <quote>
>>>>>> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a number
>>>>>> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it
>>>>>> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for
>>>>>> some reason.)
>>>>>> </quote>
>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>>>>>>                      ****************************************
>>>>>
>>>>>> Linux worldwide:   *
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> heh!  Funny visual!
>>>>>
>>>>> Here, I plotted that for you
>>>>> http://i.imgur.com/65hvgOD.png
>>>
>>>
>>>> Beautiful!
>>>
>>>> Must've come out of the (b)owl(s) of LibreOffice.  You have to work hard
>>>> to make MS Office graphs look that bad.
>>>
>>> It was supposed to be gray-scale, but teh Mack wouldn't cooperate.
>>> But R far surpasses anything DOZE OFFice can do :)
>
>> I can tell...
>
> Dood, how much effort do you expect me to put into a cola joke?
> Linux, Doze, and Mack walk into a bar [five pages later... punch line]?

Mack and Doze hookup with honeys.  Linux is punched out for wearing a 
geeky GNU-head t-shirt.



>> If what you showed is any indication, it's another user-unfriendly,
>> command-line GuhNoo dud.
>
>> Here's something to make it more fun:
>> http://www.rstudio.com/products/rstudio/download/
>
> I actually pasted the code from a different job.
> The cols line for the chart I posted was actually:
> cols<-c("gray50","gray60","pink","gray20")
>
>> Learn SAS and earn cash.  Learn R get job in bar.
>
> You don't know me very well if you think I would want to crunch numbers
> for a living.

I don't know you very well because you're tight-lipped about everything: 
what you do for a living, where you live, what you drive, etc.  I know 
you have an F1 race-car bed with gold and red stripes.

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#287371

Fromowl <owl@rooftop.invalid>
Date2015-04-02 03:56 +0000
Message-ID<bfhey9.r03a@rooftop.invalid>
In reply to#287365
DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
> On 4/1/2015 10:49 PM, owl wrote:
>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>> On 4/1/2015 3:20 PM, owl wrote:
>>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>>> On 3/31/2015 5:52 PM, owl wrote:
>>>>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> <quote>
>>>>>>> (And a side note: Visits from devices running Linux account for a number
>>>>>>> equal to almost exactly 1 percent of all desktop traffic, although it
>>>>>>> appears that the government lumps Linux in with the mobile category for
>>>>>>> some reason.)
>>>>>>> </quote>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://www.zdnet.com/article/which-operating-systems-and-browsers-are-most-popular-in-the-u-s/
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Windows worldwide: **************************************************
>>>>>>>                      ****************************************
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Linux worldwide:   *
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> heh!  Funny visual!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Here, I plotted that for you
>>>>>> http://i.imgur.com/65hvgOD.png
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Beautiful!
>>>>
>>>>> Must've come out of the (b)owl(s) of LibreOffice.  You have to work hard
>>>>> to make MS Office graphs look that bad.
>>>>
>>>> It was supposed to be gray-scale, but teh Mack wouldn't cooperate.
>>>> But R far surpasses anything DOZE OFFice can do :)
>>
>>> I can tell...
>>
>> Dood, how much effort do you expect me to put into a cola joke?
>> Linux, Doze, and Mack walk into a bar [five pages later... punch line]?

> Mack and Doze hookup with honeys.  Linux is punched out for wearing a 
> geeky GNU-head t-shirt.

I saw one online a while ago:  Three [whatevers] walk into a bar.
THe bartender says, "what is this, a joke?"

Another fave:  "A dyslexic walks into a bra..."

>>> If what you showed is any indication, it's another user-unfriendly,
>>> command-line GuhNoo dud.
>>
>>> Here's something to make it more fun:
>>> http://www.rstudio.com/products/rstudio/download/
>>
>> I actually pasted the code from a different job.
>> The cols line for the chart I posted was actually:
>> cols<-c("gray50","gray60","pink","gray20")
>>
>>> Learn SAS and earn cash.  Learn R get job in bar.
>>
>> You don't know me very well if you think I would want to crunch numbers
>> for a living.

> I don't know you very well because you're tight-lipped about everything: 
> what you do for a living, where you live, what you drive, etc.  I know 
> you have an F1 race-car bed with gold and red stripes.

lol

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