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On 8/26/2015 12:40 AM, benj wrote:
>
>>>> Tell us about how the universe is only 4000 years old,....I love that
>>>> story.
>>>
>>> OK.
>>>
>>> ONCE UPON A TIME there was a god. He was a lonely god having spent an
>>> ETERNITY just sitting around doing nothing. As he grew more and more
>>> bored, he came up with a plan, he would make a universe!
>>>
>>> So god said, "Let there be light!". And so the universe began.
>>>
>>> Now after a few billion years god got bored again. He needed some
>>> playtoys. So god in his infinite wisdom created man out of clay. Then he
>>> made woman out of the clay man's rib (Note: A cheaper cut).
>>>
>>> Then for some unknown reason, god got mad at these people for eating an
>>> apple. We are told it was because this apple would make humans smarter.
>>>
>>> Anyway, god got pissed and threw them out into the wilderness.
>>>
>>> After a shitload of begats and begots, god grew bored once again and
>>> sent a deluge to kill all the toys he had built...Sort of like how a
>>> child would kick an anthill because he was having a bad day.
>>>
>>> But god left a few alive in case he wanted to have more fun with his
>>> toys. Once again god grew bored. He needed a new distraction so he made
>>> a son and sent him to earth to teach us a lesson. He allowed his son,
>>> his ONLY son, to be tortured and nailed to a cross. When his son cried
>>> out in horrible pain and agony, "God, why have tho forsaken me?", god
>>> laughed. He was FINALLY happy.
>>>
>>> The End
>>
>>
> Bast, HVAC worships Satan. He thinks that is a religion.


As I was raised catholic and am also a fan of horror film, of course I 
was raised to believe that the devil is the ultimate evil. The thought
of being on the same side as satan was horrifying.

Now of course, I have grown up and believe none of the old jew myths.

But if I *did* believe it...Believed it all, who's side should I take?
Satan's or god's?

What has the devil EVER done? What horrors has he inflicted upon 
mankind? Did he kill everyone on the planet except a few? Did he pick 
one tribe and say that THEY were his chosen people and fuck everyone 
else? Did he send his son to take the pain and suffering of the cross in 
order to please himself?

NO, that was god.

I've been hoodwinked all my life. GOD is the one who has acted like a 
truly horrible person. GOD is the one who has delivered suffering on a 
global scale.

So again I ask...What has satan ever done that was bad?




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What You Really Know About Bicycles Sam Wormley <swormley1@gmail.com> - 2015-08-22 21:24 -0500
  Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles Sam Wormley <swormley1@gmail.com> - 2015-08-22 21:30 -0500
    Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles Fabian Russell <root@localhost.localdomain> - 2015-08-23 03:42 +0000
    Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles benj <nobody@gmail.com> - 2015-08-23 00:16 -0400
  Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2015-08-23 13:15 -0700
    Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-08-24 06:01 -0400
      Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2015-08-24 10:28 -0400
        Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-08-24 11:32 -0400
          Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2015-08-24 13:52 -0400
            Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles benj <nobody@gmail.com> - 2015-08-26 00:40 -0400
              Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-08-26 07:33 -0400

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