Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles

From	HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com>
Newsgroups	sci.physics, alt.astronomy, alt.atheism
Subject	Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles
Date	2015-08-24 11:32 -0400
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On 8/24/2015 10:28 AM, Bast wrote:
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>> Jesus didn't sit at the head of the table.
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> Huh ? Bible thumper logic ? from you ?

Of course. I am well versed in the bible.

> Tell us about how the universe is only 4000 years old,....I love that story.

OK.

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a god. He was a lonely god having spent an 
ETERNITY just sitting around doing nothing. As he grew more and more 
bored, he came up with a plan, he would make a universe!

So god said, "Let there be light!". And so the universe began.

Now after a few billion years god got bored again. He needed some 
playtoys. So god in his infinite wisdom created man out of clay. Then he 
made woman out of the clay man's rib (Note: A cheaper cut).

Then for some unknown reason, god got mad at these people for eating an 
apple. We are told it was because this apple would make humans smarter.

Anyway, god got pissed and threw them out into the wilderness.

After a shitload of begats and begots, god grew bored once again and 
sent a deluge to kill all the toys he had built...Sort of like how a 
child would kick an anthill because he was having a bad day.

But god left a few alive in case he wanted to have more fun with his 
toys. Once again god grew bored. He needed a new distraction so he made 
a son and sent him to earth to teach us a lesson. He allowed his son, 
his ONLY son, to be tortured and nailed to a cross. When his son cried 
out in horrible pain and agony, "God, why have tho forsaken me?", god 
laughed. He was FINALLY happy.

The End

-- 
"Are we going to fight or are we going to stand around all day?"
https://goo.gl/TU0Xr6

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What You Really Know About Bicycles Sam Wormley <swormley1@gmail.com> - 2015-08-22 21:24 -0500
  Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles Sam Wormley <swormley1@gmail.com> - 2015-08-22 21:30 -0500
    Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles Fabian Russell <root@localhost.localdomain> - 2015-08-23 03:42 +0000
    Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles benj <nobody@gmail.com> - 2015-08-23 00:16 -0400
  Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2015-08-23 13:15 -0700
    Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-08-24 06:01 -0400
      Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2015-08-24 10:28 -0400
        Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-08-24 11:32 -0400
          Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2015-08-24 13:52 -0400
            Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles benj <nobody@gmail.com> - 2015-08-26 00:40 -0400
              Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-08-26 07:33 -0400

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