Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles

From	"Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid>
Newsgroups	sci.physics, alt.astronomy, alt.atheism
Subject	Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles
Date	2015-08-24 13:52 -0400
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HVAC wrote:
> On 8/24/2015 10:28 AM, Bast wrote:
>>
>>> Jesus didn't sit at the head of the table.
>>
>>
>> Huh ? Bible thumper logic ? from you ?
>
>
> Of course. I am well versed in the bible.
>
>
>> Tell us about how the universe is only 4000 years old,....I love that
>> story.
>
> OK.
>
> ONCE UPON A TIME there was a god. He was a lonely god having spent an
> ETERNITY just sitting around doing nothing. As he grew more and more
> bored, he came up with a plan, he would make a universe!
>
> So god said, "Let there be light!". And so the universe began.
>
> Now after a few billion years god got bored again. He needed some
> playtoys. So god in his infinite wisdom created man out of clay. Then he
> made woman out of the clay man's rib (Note: A cheaper cut).
>
> Then for some unknown reason, god got mad at these people for eating an
> apple. We are told it was because this apple would make humans smarter.
>
> Anyway, god got pissed and threw them out into the wilderness.
>
> After a shitload of begats and begots, god grew bored once again and
> sent a deluge to kill all the toys he had built...Sort of like how a
> child would kick an anthill because he was having a bad day.
>
> But god left a few alive in case he wanted to have more fun with his
> toys. Once again god grew bored. He needed a new distraction so he made
> a son and sent him to earth to teach us a lesson. He allowed his son,
> his ONLY son, to be tortured and nailed to a cross. When his son cried
> out in horrible pain and agony, "God, why have tho forsaken me?", god
> laughed. He was FINALLY happy.
>
> The End





Oh heck, you stopped half way through.
(or are you Jewish ?)
God got better in the second half. And turned out to be a really cool guy to 
have a beer with.

He even springs for free wine and cookies now.

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What You Really Know About Bicycles Sam Wormley <swormley1@gmail.com> - 2015-08-22 21:24 -0500
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    Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles Fabian Russell <root@localhost.localdomain> - 2015-08-23 03:42 +0000
    Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles benj <nobody@gmail.com> - 2015-08-23 00:16 -0400
  Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2015-08-23 13:15 -0700
    Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-08-24 06:01 -0400
      Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2015-08-24 10:28 -0400
        Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-08-24 11:32 -0400
          Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2015-08-24 13:52 -0400
            Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles benj <nobody@gmail.com> - 2015-08-26 00:40 -0400
              Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-08-26 07:33 -0400

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