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Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles

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On 08/24/2015 01:52 PM, Bast wrote:
> HVAC wrote:
>> On 8/24/2015 10:28 AM, Bast wrote:
>>>
>>>> Jesus didn't sit at the head of the table.
>>>
>>>
>>> Huh ? Bible thumper logic ? from you ?
>>
>>
>> Of course. I am well versed in the bible.
>>
>>
>>> Tell us about how the universe is only 4000 years old,....I love that
>>> story.
>>
>> OK.
>>
>> ONCE UPON A TIME there was a god. He was a lonely god having spent an
>> ETERNITY just sitting around doing nothing. As he grew more and more
>> bored, he came up with a plan, he would make a universe!
>>
>> So god said, "Let there be light!". And so the universe began.
>>
>> Now after a few billion years god got bored again. He needed some
>> playtoys. So god in his infinite wisdom created man out of clay. Then he
>> made woman out of the clay man's rib (Note: A cheaper cut).
>>
>> Then for some unknown reason, god got mad at these people for eating an
>> apple. We are told it was because this apple would make humans smarter.
>>
>> Anyway, god got pissed and threw them out into the wilderness.
>>
>> After a shitload of begats and begots, god grew bored once again and
>> sent a deluge to kill all the toys he had built...Sort of like how a
>> child would kick an anthill because he was having a bad day.
>>
>> But god left a few alive in case he wanted to have more fun with his
>> toys. Once again god grew bored. He needed a new distraction so he made
>> a son and sent him to earth to teach us a lesson. He allowed his son,
>> his ONLY son, to be tortured and nailed to a cross. When his son cried
>> out in horrible pain and agony, "God, why have tho forsaken me?", god
>> laughed. He was FINALLY happy.
>>
>> The End
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>
>
> Oh heck, you stopped half way through.
> (or are you Jewish ?)
> God got better in the second half. And turned out to be a really cool guy to
> have a beer with.
>
> He even springs for free wine and cookies now.

Bast, HVAC worships Satan. He thinks that is a religion.

Satan strokes his 6th grade ego and tells him he's a "winner" and HVAC 
just laps it up. Wait until his "contract" comes due! He'll suddenly 
discover he didn't ask for nearly enough out of the bargain!

HVAC is so peurile he thinks that when people block him that means he's 
a "winner". I guess he's right it proves HVAC can be the biggest asshole 
in the world. And that makes him number one!



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What You Really Know About Bicycles Sam Wormley <swormley1@gmail.com> - 2015-08-22 21:24 -0500
  Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles Sam Wormley <swormley1@gmail.com> - 2015-08-22 21:30 -0500
    Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles Fabian Russell <root@localhost.localdomain> - 2015-08-23 03:42 +0000
    Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles benj <nobody@gmail.com> - 2015-08-23 00:16 -0400
  Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2015-08-23 13:15 -0700
    Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-08-24 06:01 -0400
      Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2015-08-24 10:28 -0400
        Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-08-24 11:32 -0400
          Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2015-08-24 13:52 -0400
            Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles benj <nobody@gmail.com> - 2015-08-26 00:40 -0400
              Re: What You Really Know About Bicycles HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-08-26 07:33 -0400

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