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| First post | 2012-03-15 10:52 -0700 |
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Re: incompetent headhunter spam Wes Groleau <Groleau+news@FreeShell.org> - 2012-03-15 20:29 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam dempson@actrix.gen.nz (David Empson) - 2012-03-16 19:10 +1300
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> - 2012-03-16 11:35 +0100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2012-03-16 13:59 +0000
Re: incompetent headhunter spam dempson@actrix.gen.nz (David Empson) - 2012-03-17 14:12 +1300
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Alan Browne <alan.browne@FreelunchVideotron.ca> - 2012-03-17 09:38 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> - 2012-03-18 15:50 +0100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Fred Moore <fmoore@gcfn.org> - 2012-03-16 11:39 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Kaiden Nediak <kaiden@easilyaddicted.com> - 2012-03-16 12:05 -0700
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Tim McNamara <timmcn@bitstream.net> - 2012-03-16 18:17 -0500
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> - 2012-03-17 08:04 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Fred Moore <fmoore@gcfn.org> - 2012-03-17 12:11 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam John McWilliams <jpmcw@comcast.net> - 2012-03-17 21:46 -0700
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> - 2012-03-18 08:47 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> - 2012-03-18 15:48 +0100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Alan Browne <alan.browne@FreelunchVideotron.ca> - 2012-03-18 12:32 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Doug Anderson <ethelthelogremovethis@gmail.com> - 2012-03-18 09:39 -0800
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> - 2012-03-18 21:21 +0100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Alan Browne <alan.browne@FreelunchVideotron.ca> - 2012-03-18 16:48 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam dorayme <dorayme@optusnet.com.au> - 2012-03-19 07:31 +1100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> - 2012-03-19 08:04 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2012-03-19 07:41 -0700
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> - 2012-03-19 14:06 +0100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> - 2012-03-19 10:51 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> - 2012-03-19 16:19 +0100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> - 2012-03-20 12:08 +0100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam dorayme <dorayme@optusnet.com.au> - 2012-03-20 06:25 +1100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> - 2012-03-18 15:42 +0100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> - 2012-03-18 15:41 +0100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2012-03-18 16:26 +0000
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Alan Browne <alan.browne@FreelunchVideotron.ca> - 2012-03-18 12:45 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> - 2012-03-18 21:09 +0100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam nospam@see.signature (Richard Maine) - 2012-03-18 13:32 -0700
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> - 2012-03-19 13:48 +0100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2012-03-19 10:07 +0000
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> - 2012-03-19 14:03 +0100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam nospam@see.signature (Richard Maine) - 2012-03-19 07:36 -0700
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Wes Groleau <Groleau+news@FreeShell.org> - 2012-03-19 22:30 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam nospam@see.signature (Richard Maine) - 2012-03-19 21:11 -0700
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> - 2012-03-20 12:02 +0100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> - 2012-03-20 13:13 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> - 2012-03-21 11:36 +0100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2012-03-19 07:44 -0700
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> - 2012-03-20 11:57 +0100
He who laughs last .... Wes Groleau <Groleau+news@FreeShell.org> - 2012-03-20 16:43 -0400
Re: He who laughs last .... Alan Browne <alan.browne@FreelunchVideotron.ca> - 2012-03-20 17:05 -0400
Re: He who laughs last .... Fred Moore <fmoore@gcfn.org> - 2012-03-20 17:27 -0400
Re: He who laughs last .... Davoud <star@sky.net> - 2012-03-20 20:29 -0400
Re: He who laughs last .... Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2012-03-20 17:55 -0700
Re: He who laughs last .... Patty Winter <patty1@wintertime.com> - 2012-03-21 01:18 +0000
Re: He who laughs last .... Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2012-03-21 09:20 +0000
Re: He who laughs last .... Davoud <star@sky.net> - 2012-03-21 13:21 -0400
Re: He who laughs last .... Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2012-03-21 17:27 +0000
Re: He who laughs last .... John McWilliams <jpmcw@comcast.net> - 2012-03-21 10:42 -0700
Re: He who laughs last .... Ira Lieberman <iml.removethis@cfl.rr.com> - 2012-03-20 23:13 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Alan Browne <alan.browne@FreelunchVideotron.ca> - 2012-03-20 17:20 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2012-03-20 16:15 -0700
Re: incompetent headhunter spam dorayme <dorayme@optusnet.com.au> - 2012-03-19 07:21 +1100
Re: incompetent headhunter spam russotto@grace.speakeasy.net (Matthew Russotto) - 2012-03-19 01:07 +0000
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Wes Groleau <Groleau+news@FreeShell.org> - 2012-03-16 22:57 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Alan Browne <alan.browne@FreelunchVideotron.ca> - 2012-03-16 16:40 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Wes Groleau <Groleau+news@FreeShell.org> - 2012-03-16 22:59 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Alan Browne <alan.browne@FreelunchVideotron.ca> - 2012-03-17 09:39 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Wes Groleau <Groleau+news@FreeShell.org> - 2012-03-18 00:36 -0400
Re: incompetent headhunter spam Alan Browne <alan.browne@FreelunchVideotron.ca> - 2012-03-18 10:15 -0400
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| From | Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> |
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| Date | 2012-03-20 12:02 +0100 |
| Subject | Re: incompetent headhunter spam |
| Message-ID | <tm4m39-ob.ln1@news.sture.ch> |
| In reply to | #22508 |
On Mon, 19 Mar 2012 07:36:39 -0700, Richard Maine wrote: > Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> wrote: > >> I really ought to get an English grammar book myself. I think I knew >> all the tenses when I was at school, but I didn't realise that English >> even had a subjunctive until we came across subjunctives in French. >> Yes we'd come across it in Latin before that, but it somehow hadn't >> clicked. >> >> In my experience most folks don't consciously know the grammar rules of >> their own language, they just know what sounds right and what doesn't. > > My Latin teacher told the class that English didn't have a subjunctive. > After it started clicking with me, I realized that the Latin teacher > didn't really understand the English usage herself. A couple of my Latin teachers were pretty stubborn about even trying to understand other languages. They were either incapable of pronouncing foreign names properly or just plain stubborn. > I learned pretty much all of my formal English grammar in Latin class. > My subconscious speaking knowledge of English was pretty good, but I > didn't know the formalities before then, our so-called English grammar > classes having been worthless. Latin helped me greatly when it came to learning German and Russian. In contrast, my sister who didn't do Latin had great difficulty with the German dative case, as did many of the native Spanish speakers in my German classes here in Switzerland. And yes, I remember very little English grammar being taught after primary school. -- Paul Sture
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| From | Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2012-03-20 13:13 -0400 |
| Subject | Re: incompetent headhunter spam |
| Message-ID | <4f68baa9$0$16661$c3e8da3$e408f015@news.astraweb.com> |
| In reply to | #22547 |
In article <tm4m39-ob.ln1@news.sture.ch>, Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> wrote: > And yes, I remember very little English grammar being taught after > primary school. I've always said that the only useful things I learned in high school were typing and the proper use of the French subjunctive. The past anterior I learned later. J'eus été appris, as it were. -- ... do not cover a warm kettle or your stock may sour. -- Julia Child
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| From | Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> |
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| Date | 2012-03-21 11:36 +0100 |
| Subject | Re: incompetent headhunter spam |
| Message-ID | <qhno39-sn7.ln1@news.sture.ch> |
| In reply to | #22550 |
On Tue, 20 Mar 2012 13:13:04 -0400, Warren Oates wrote: > In article <tm4m39-ob.ln1@news.sture.ch>, Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> > wrote: > >> And yes, I remember very little English grammar being taught after >> primary school. > > I've always said that the only useful things I learned in high school > were typing and the proper use of the French subjunctive. The past > anterior I learned later. > > J'eus été appris, as it were. I learned calculus, physics and chemistry, with German and Russian as minor subjects, but there was a sort of dead year when I was 16/17 which seemed to concentrate on doing boring repetitive stuff. That year did however teach me the patience and attention to detail to pore through system dumps once I got into IT. -- Paul Sture
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| From | Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> |
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| Date | 2012-03-19 07:44 -0700 |
| Subject | Re: incompetent headhunter spam |
| Message-ID | <michelle-0621A1.07440819032012@news.eternal-september.org> |
| In reply to | #22504 |
In article <8dnj39-55o.ln1@news.sture.ch>, Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> wrote: > I really ought to get an English grammar book myself. I think I knew > all the tenses when I was at school, but I didn't realise that English > even had a subjunctive until we came across subjunctives in French. Yes > we'd come across it in Latin before that, but it somehow hadn't clicked. A friend reports that he was in a Boston taxi last week, and because he'd heard about all the great seafood available in the area, he asked the cabbie, "Say, where can I get scrod around here?" The cabbie laughed and said, "I've been asked that question a thousand times, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive." -- Tea Party Patriots is to Patriotism as People's Democratic Republic is to Democracy.
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| From | Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> |
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| Date | 2012-03-20 11:57 +0100 |
| Subject | Re: incompetent headhunter spam |
| Message-ID | <ed4m39-ob.ln1@news.sture.ch> |
| In reply to | #22510 |
On Mon, 19 Mar 2012 07:44:08 -0700, Michelle Steiner wrote: > In article <8dnj39-55o.ln1@news.sture.ch>, Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> > wrote: > >> I really ought to get an English grammar book myself. I think I knew >> all the tenses when I was at school, but I didn't realise that English >> even had a subjunctive until we came across subjunctives in French. >> Yes we'd come across it in Latin before that, but it somehow hadn't >> clicked. > > A friend reports that he was in a Boston taxi last week, and because > he'd heard about all the great seafood available in the area, he asked > the cabbie, "Say, where can I get scrod around here?" > > The cabbie laughed and said, "I've been asked that question a thousand > times, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive." That's good. :-) -- Paul Sture
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| From | Wes Groleau <Groleau+news@FreeShell.org> |
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| Date | 2012-03-20 16:43 -0400 |
| Subject | He who laughs last .... |
| Message-ID | <jkaq5u$dro$1@dont-email.me> |
| In reply to | #22546 |
.... didn't get the joke.
On 03-20-2012 06:57, Paul Sture wrote:
> On Mon, 19 Mar 2012 07:44:08 -0700, Michelle Steiner wrote:
>> A friend reports that he was in a Boston taxi last week, and because
>> he'd heard about all the great seafood available in the area, he asked
>> the cabbie, "Say, where can I get scrod around here?"
>>
>> The cabbie laughed and said, "I've been asked that question a thousand
>> times, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."
>
> That's good. :-)
I thought for a while, then said to myself, "I don't see _any_ kind of
subjunctive there." Had to see it quoted the next day before I got it.
Like the time I was driving to an autoparts store and picked up a
hitchhiker. My mind was occupied with how much trouble a friend's
Datsun was giving me, so when she said, "I need some bucks for a head
job," I responded, "Sorry, I spent it all doing the head on a Datsun."
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw her mouth drop open, then I realized
what she meant. I managed to keep a straight face while she processed
that. (Wonder if she thought I said dachsund?) Then, "Let me out at
this bus stop here."
Guess I don't spend enough time in the gutter.
--
Wes Groleau
Nobody believes a theoretical analysis — except the guy who did it.
Everybody believes an experimental analysis — except the guy who did it.
— Unknown
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| From | Alan Browne <alan.browne@FreelunchVideotron.ca> |
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| Date | 2012-03-20 17:05 -0400 |
| Subject | Re: He who laughs last .... |
| Message-ID | <LvSdnS07DPWtbPXSnZ2dnUVZ_v6dnZ2d@giganews.com> |
| In reply to | #22555 |
On 2012-03-20 16:43 , Wes Groleau wrote:
> was giving me, so when she said, "I need some bucks for a head job," I
> responded, "Sorry, I spent it all doing the head on a Datsun."
>
> Out of the corner of my eye, I saw her mouth drop open, then I realized
> what she meant. I managed to keep a straight face while she processed
> that. (Wonder if she thought I said dachsund?) Then, "Let me out at this
> bus stop here."
>
> Guess I don't spend enough time in the gutter.
Hitchike whores are more subtle here.
"Où allez-vous?"
"Nulle part. Je vends."
"Vous vendez quoi?"
"L'amour!"
--
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did.
I said I didn't know."
-Samuel Clemens.
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| From | Fred Moore <fmoore@gcfn.org> |
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| Date | 2012-03-20 17:27 -0400 |
| Subject | Re: He who laughs last .... |
| Message-ID | <fmoore-581F61.17273420032012@news.eternal-september.org> |
| In reply to | #22555 |
In article <jkaq5u$dro$1@dont-email.me>, Wes Groleau <Groleau+news@FreeShell.org> wrote: > I thought for a while, then said to myself, "I don't see _any_ kind of > subjunctive there." Crossing state lines for immoral porpoises is the pluperfect _subversive_.
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| From | Davoud <star@sky.net> |
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| Date | 2012-03-20 20:29 -0400 |
| Subject | Re: He who laughs last .... |
| Message-ID | <200320122029464851%star@sky.net> |
| In reply to | #22561 |
Wes Groleau: > > I thought for a while, then said to myself, "I don't see _any_ kind of > > subjunctive there." Fred Moore: > Crossing state lines for immoral porpoises is the pluperfect > _subversive_. We have a law about that. It's called the White Slave Traffic Act. Congress has modified it once or twice, but in its /original/ form it said this, inter alia: If a man said to a woman "Say, I hear there's an inspiring new preacher across the state line in God City, Arkansas. Why don't we go and hear what he has to say?" and the pair dress up in their Sunday best and head for the church in God City, but along the way the Devil gets into the car and makes them stop at a motel along the way and screw their brains out, everything's cool, because the man did not transport the woman across the state line for an immoral /purpose/ . If, however, a man said to a woman "Say, babe, let's go check into that motel across the line by God City, Arkansas, and screw our brains out!" and she says "OK!" and off they go, but along the way an Angel of the Lord gets into the car and makes them feel guilty about their plan to commit a heinous sin, so they decide to go to the God City Baptist Church to hear the sermon instead, everything is /not/ cool. The man transported the woman across the state line for an immoral /purpose/ and could have been subjected to prosecution under the White Slave Traffic Act. The purpose of the WSTA was to punish people in general for fornication, but especially to persecute black men. See Jack Johnson. Now we have other ways of persecuting blacks, and today, in the absence of a federal prohibition on polygamy, the WSTA is primarily used against polygamist Mormon sub-cults. And so it goes with superstition-based governing. -- I agree with almost everything that you have said and almost everything that you will say in your entire life. usenet *at* davidillig dawt cawm
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| From | Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> |
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| Date | 2012-03-20 17:55 -0700 |
| Subject | Re: He who laughs last .... |
| Message-ID | <michelle-9526BC.17555420032012@news.eternal-september.org> |
| In reply to | #22565 |
In article <200320122029464851%star@sky.net>, Davoud <star@sky.net> wrote: > We have a law about that. It's called the White Slave Traffic Act. > Congress has modified it once or twice, but in its /original/ form it > said this, inter alia: I was about to say that you're describing the Mann Act, but I checked, and they're two different names for the same law. -- Tea Party Patriots is to Patriotism as People's Democratic Republic is to Democracy.
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| From | Patty Winter <patty1@wintertime.com> |
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| Date | 2012-03-21 01:18 +0000 |
| Subject | Re: He who laughs last .... |
| Message-ID | <4f692c76$0$11976$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net> |
| In reply to | #22565 |
In article <200320122029464851%star@sky.net>, Davoud <aaa@bbb.ccc> wrote: >Wes Groleau: >> > I thought for a while, then said to myself, "I don't see _any_ kind of >> > subjunctive there." > >Fred Moore: >> Crossing state lines for immoral porpoises is the pluperfect >> _subversive_. > >We have a law about that. It's called the White Slave Traffic Act. Ummmm....I think you didn't read Fred's posting carefully... Patty
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| From | Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> |
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| Date | 2012-03-21 09:20 +0000 |
| Subject | Re: He who laughs last .... |
| Message-ID | <timstreater-913F66.09203221032012@news.individual.net> |
| In reply to | #22565 |
In article <200320122029464851%star@sky.net>, Davoud <star@sky.net> wrote: > Wes Groleau: > > > I thought for a while, then said to myself, "I don't see _any_ kind of > > > subjunctive there." > > Fred Moore: > > Crossing state lines for immoral porpoises is the pluperfect > > _subversive_. > > We have a law about that. It's called the White Slave Traffic Act. Fortunately we've never needed such a law. But judging by the hoo-hah surrounding this Florida business, lunatic laws are still being passed. -- Tim "That excessive bail ought not to be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted" -- Bill of Rights 1689
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| From | Davoud <star@sky.net> |
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| Date | 2012-03-21 13:21 -0400 |
| Subject | Re: He who laughs last .... |
| Message-ID | <210320121321448740%star@sky.net> |
| In reply to | #22579 |
Fred Moore: > > > Crossing state lines for immoral porpoises is the pluperfect > > > _subversive_. Davoud: > > We have a law about that. It's called the White Slave Traffic Act. Tim Streater: > Fortunately we've never needed such a law. But judging by the hoo-hah > surrounding this Florida business, lunatic laws are still being passed. If you live in the U.S.A. or its territories you have such a law whether you need it or not. The White Slave Traffic Act is federal law. -- I agree with almost everything that you have said and almost everything that you will say in your entire life. usenet *at* davidillig dawt cawm
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| From | Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> |
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| Date | 2012-03-21 17:27 +0000 |
| Subject | Re: He who laughs last .... |
| Message-ID | <timstreater-26725E.17273721032012@news.individual.net> |
| In reply to | #22599 |
In article <210320121321448740%star@sky.net>, Davoud <star@sky.net> wrote: > Fred Moore: > > > > Crossing state lines for immoral porpoises is the pluperfect > > > > _subversive_. > > Davoud: > > > We have a law about that. It's called the White Slave Traffic Act. > > Tim Streater: > > Fortunately we've never needed such a law. But judging by the hoo-hah > > surrounding this Florida business, lunatic laws are still being passed. > > If you live in the U.S.A. or its territories you have such a law > whether you need it or not. The White Slave Traffic Act is federal law. Since I don't, it's moot. But my comments re: Florida still stand. -- Tim "That excessive bail ought not to be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted" -- Bill of Rights 1689
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| From | John McWilliams <jpmcw@comcast.net> |
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| Date | 2012-03-21 10:42 -0700 |
| Subject | Re: He who laughs last .... |
| Message-ID | <jkd3us$ksk$1@dont-email.me> |
| In reply to | #22565 |
On 3/20/12 PDT 5:29 PM, Davoud wrote: > The purpose of the WSTA was to punish people in general for > fornication, but especially to persecute black men. See Jack Johnson. > Now we have other ways of persecuting blacks, and today, in the absence > of a federal prohibition on polygamy, the WSTA is primarily used > against polygamist Mormon sub-cults. The Mann act, while having been used for reprehensible purposes (targeting for race or creed), was not "purposed" for such. Nor against fornication per se, but to protect minor women from predators, however ineffective it might be on that score. Sure, some nuts would like to prevent thee and me from all fornication, some of whom are preachers or lawmen. I liked your examples of purpose, but in the latter one, like moving picks in BB or lacrosse, there has to be contact before a foul is called!
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| From | Ira Lieberman <iml.removethis@cfl.rr.com> |
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| Date | 2012-03-20 23:13 -0400 |
| Subject | Re: He who laughs last .... |
| Message-ID | <7lhim7piibqdm39moda0ks97dj00ps36f9@4ax.com> |
| In reply to | #22561 |
On Tue, 20 Mar 2012 17:27:34 -0400, Fred Moore <fmoore@gcfn.org> wrote: >In article <jkaq5u$dro$1@dont-email.me>, > Wes Groleau <Groleau+news@FreeShell.org> wrote: > >> I thought for a while, then said to myself, "I don't see _any_ kind of >> subjunctive there." > >Crossing state lines for immoral porpoises is the pluperfect >_subversive_. IIRC, in that particular instance, the porpoises were immortal, not immoral. But what's important is that people not get tensed up. q8) =IML= Moogs! Would you buy it for a quarter?
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| From | Alan Browne <alan.browne@FreelunchVideotron.ca> |
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| Date | 2012-03-20 17:20 -0400 |
| Subject | Re: incompetent headhunter spam |
| Message-ID | <T5WdnUnfL5EAafXSnZ2dnUVZ_qadnZ2d@giganews.com> |
| In reply to | #22546 |
On 2012-03-20 06:57 , Paul Sture wrote:
> On Mon, 19 Mar 2012 07:44:08 -0700, Michelle Steiner wrote:
>
>> In article<8dnj39-55o.ln1@news.sture.ch>, Paul Sture<paul@sture.ch>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> I really ought to get an English grammar book myself. I think I knew
>>> all the tenses when I was at school, but I didn't realise that English
>>> even had a subjunctive until we came across subjunctives in French.
>>> Yes we'd come across it in Latin before that, but it somehow hadn't
>>> clicked.
>>
>> A friend reports that he was in a Boston taxi last week, and because
>> he'd heard about all the great seafood available in the area, he asked
>> the cabbie, "Say, where can I get scrod around here?"
>>
>> The cabbie laughed and said, "I've been asked that question a thousand
>> times, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."
>
> That's good. :-)
Yesterday's fish.
I heard this in HS English (in a French HS) a long time ago and possibly
in a galaxy far, far away.
--
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did.
I said I didn't know."
-Samuel Clemens.
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| From | Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> |
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| Date | 2012-03-20 16:15 -0700 |
| Subject | Re: incompetent headhunter spam |
| Message-ID | <michelle-186D3D.16153920032012@news.eternal-september.org> |
| In reply to | #22559 |
In article <T5WdnUnfL5EAafXSnZ2dnUVZ_qadnZ2d@giganews.com>, Alan Browne <alan.browne@FreelunchVideotron.ca> wrote: > >>> I really ought to get an English grammar book myself. I think I > >>> knew all the tenses when I was at school, but I didn't realise that > >>> English even had a subjunctive until we came across subjunctives in > >>> French. Yes we'd come across it in Latin before that, but it somehow > >>> hadn't clicked. > >> > >> A friend reports that he was in a Boston taxi last week, and because > >> he'd heard about all the great seafood available in the area, he > >> asked the cabbie, "Say, where can I get scrod around here?" > >> > >> The cabbie laughed and said, "I've been asked that question a > >> thousand times, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive." > > > > That's good. :-) > > Yesterday's fish. > > I heard this in HS English (in a French HS) a long time ago and possibly > in a galaxy far, far away. I never claimed that it was original or even new; seeing "subjunctive" in the top quote reminded me of the joke, which I, too, had heard and/or read many decades ago. -- Tea Party Patriots is to Patriotism as People's Democratic Republic is to Democracy.
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| From | dorayme <dorayme@optusnet.com.au> |
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| Date | 2012-03-19 07:21 +1100 |
| Subject | Re: incompetent headhunter spam |
| Message-ID | <dorayme-5CFC2F.07215419032012@news.albasani.net> |
| In reply to | #22466 |
In article <mp8h39-e0h.ln1@news.sture.ch>, Paul Sture <paul@sture.ch> wrote: > I finally came to > the conclusion that in my own case it was the way I was taught foreign > languages: the emphasis was firmly on the written word, grammar and > spelling, and we did next to no conversation in classes. For all the Latin classes I attended, it was not till I did Latin at a university - in the days when you had to do a foreign language for some degrees - that I heard a really fluent Latin speaker in the form of a Classics lecturer, (not that some of my Latin school teachers were not mildly impressive}. The lecturer at least tried to get us to read things out properly and to converse with us in the ancient corpse. -- dorayme
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| From | russotto@grace.speakeasy.net (Matthew Russotto) |
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| Date | 2012-03-19 01:07 +0000 |
| Subject | Re: incompetent headhunter spam |
| Message-ID | <jk60t1$mh3$1@dont-email.me> |
| In reply to | #22427 |
In article <timmcn-2E2510.18174416032012@news.iphouse.com>, Tim McNamara <timmcn@bitstream.net> wrote: >In article <4f638efb$0$2063$c3e8da3$fdf4f6af@news.astraweb.com>, > Kaiden Nediak <kaiden@easilyaddicted.com> wrote: > >> Sadly what we have here is an "India" based spammer. That's how the >> majority of them speak english. I say this being someone who works >> pretty extensively with off-shore based companies and after hundreds >> of them say revert when they mean reply you get a feel for their >> "language" skills as they call it =) > >Do you speak Hindi/Urdu as well as they do? > >Why is it that so many English speakers in particular assume that the >entire world should speak their language? Perhaps native Anglophones >are the ones lacking "language" skills. Hey, if you're spamming English speakers, you should have the courtesy to speak English. You don't see me out there spamming people in broken Gujrati, do you? (If you do, let me know, someone's stolen my account). -- The problem with socialism is there's always someone with less ability and more need.
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