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| From | Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> |
| Newsgroups | comp.sys.mac.apps |
| Subject | Re: [OT] About your wife |
| Date | 30 Mar 2015 21:48:13 GMT |
| Organization | People for the Ethical Treatment of Pirates |
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On 2015-03-30, Alan Browne <alan.browne@freelunchvideotron.ca> wrote: > > A man received the following text from his Neighbour : > > "I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. > I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not > around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not > get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the > guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise > that it won't ever happen again." > > On reading the text, the man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into > his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead. > > A few moments later, a second text came in, "Bloody spell check!! Sorry > Bob, the second sentence should refer to your wifi." DOH! : ) -- E-mail sent to this address may be devoured by my ravenous SPAM filter. I often ignore posts from Google. Use a real news client instead. JR
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[OT] About your wife Alan Browne <alan.browne@freelunchvideotron.ca> - 2015-03-30 17:30 -0400
Re: [OT] About your wife Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2015-03-30 21:48 +0000
Re: [OT] About your wife Barry Margolin <barmar@alum.mit.edu> - 2015-03-30 21:18 -0400
Re: [OT] About your wife Fred Moore <fmoore@gcfn.org> - 2015-04-01 12:54 -0400
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