Re: [OT] About your wife

From	Fred Moore <fmoore@gcfn.org>
Newsgroups	comp.sys.mac.apps
Subject	Re: [OT] About your wife
Date	2015-04-01 12:54 -0400
Organization	A noiseless patient Spider
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On 3/30/15 5:30 p, Alan Browne wrote:
>
> A man received the following text from his Neighbour :
>
> "I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
> I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not
> around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not
> get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the
> guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise
> that it won't ever happen again."
>
> On reading the text, the man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into
> his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.
>
> A few moments later, a second text came in, "Bloody spell check!! Sorry
> Bob, the second sentence should refer to your wifi."

Priceless!

And for readers of Macintouch <http://www.macintouch.com>, Ric Ford has 
a good, subtle April Fool's Joke for ya. (In case you don't get it, 
think Yawny Jive Illegibility Cloak.)

-- 
The main goal of design is to annoy people for no reason.
      Dogbert 2015.3.21

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[OT] About your wife Alan Browne <alan.browne@freelunchvideotron.ca> - 2015-03-30 17:30 -0400
  Re: [OT] About your wife Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2015-03-30 21:48 +0000
    Re: [OT] About your wife Barry Margolin <barmar@alum.mit.edu> - 2015-03-30 21:18 -0400
  Re: [OT] About your wife Fred Moore <fmoore@gcfn.org> - 2015-04-01 12:54 -0400

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