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  [OT] About your wife Alan Browne <alan.browne@freelunchvideotron.ca> - 2015-03-30 17:30 -0400
    Re: [OT] About your wife Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2015-03-30 21:48 +0000
      Re: [OT] About your wife Barry Margolin <barmar@alum.mit.edu> - 2015-03-30 21:18 -0400
    Re: [OT] About your wife Fred Moore <fmoore@gcfn.org> - 2015-04-01 12:54 -0400

#28497 — [OT] About your wife

A man received the following text from his Neighbour :

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. 
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not 
around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not 
get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the 
guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise 
that it won't ever happen again."

On reading the text, the man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into 
his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.

A few moments later, a second text came in, "Bloody spell check!! Sorry 
Bob, the second sentence should refer to your wifi."

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#28498

On 2015-03-30, Alan Browne <alan.browne@freelunchvideotron.ca> wrote:
>
> A man received the following text from his Neighbour :
>
> "I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. 
> I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not 
> around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not 
> get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the 
> guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise 
> that it won't ever happen again."
>
> On reading the text, the man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into 
> his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.
>
> A few moments later, a second text came in, "Bloody spell check!! Sorry 
> Bob, the second sentence should refer to your wifi."

DOH! : )

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I often ignore posts from Google. Use a real news client instead.

JR

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#28499

In article <cntuksFhppeU1@mid.individual.net>,
 Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> wrote:

> On 2015-03-30, Alan Browne <alan.browne@freelunchvideotron.ca> wrote:
> >
> > A man received the following text from his Neighbour :
> >
> > "I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. 
> > I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not 
> > around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not 
> > get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the 
> > guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise 
> > that it won't ever happen again."
> >
> > On reading the text, the man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into 
> > his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.
> >
> > A few moments later, a second text came in, "Bloody spell check!! Sorry 
> > Bob, the second sentence should refer to your wifi."
> 
> DOH! : )

This sounds like the modern variation on an old joke where the guy gets 
a message on his answering machine. After killing his wife, he listens 
to the next message, it's the previous caller saying that it was a wrong 
number.

-- 
Barry Margolin, barmar@alum.mit.edu
Arlington, MA
*** PLEASE post questions in newsgroups, not directly to me ***

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#28501

On 3/30/15 5:30 p, Alan Browne wrote:
>
> A man received the following text from his Neighbour :
>
> "I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
> I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not
> around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not
> get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the
> guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise
> that it won't ever happen again."
>
> On reading the text, the man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into
> his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.
>
> A few moments later, a second text came in, "Bloody spell check!! Sorry
> Bob, the second sentence should refer to your wifi."

Priceless!

And for readers of Macintouch <http://www.macintouch.com>, Ric Ford has 
a good, subtle April Fool's Joke for ya. (In case you don't get it, 
think Yawny Jive Illegibility Cloak.)

-- 
The main goal of design is to annoy people for no reason.
      Dogbert 2015.3.21

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