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Re: [OT] About your wife

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On 2015-03-30, Alan Browne <alan.browne@freelunchvideotron.ca> wrote:
>
> A man received the following text from his Neighbour :
>
> "I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. 
> I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not 
> around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not 
> get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the 
> guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise 
> that it won't ever happen again."
>
> On reading the text, the man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into 
> his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.
>
> A few moments later, a second text came in, "Bloody spell check!! Sorry 
> Bob, the second sentence should refer to your wifi."

DOH! : )

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[OT] About your wife Alan Browne <alan.browne@freelunchvideotron.ca> - 2015-03-30 17:30 -0400
  Re: [OT] About your wife Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2015-03-30 21:48 +0000
    Re: [OT] About your wife Barry Margolin <barmar@alum.mit.edu> - 2015-03-30 21:18 -0400
  Re: [OT] About your wife Fred Moore <fmoore@gcfn.org> - 2015-04-01 12:54 -0400

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