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Re: hows the communism?

From "Rod Pemberton" <dont_use_email@xnohavenotit.cnm>
Newsgroups comp.lang.forth
Subject Re: hows the communism?
Date 2013-12-08 17:00 -0500
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On Sun, 08 Dec 2013 13:59:48 -0500, Alex McDonald <blog@rivadpm.com> wrote:

> Yes, as I thought. Completely clueless.

Whinge, whinge, whinge...  Stop throwing wobbly.
Bloody hell, I think you're bladdered again.
You a bit narked now?  Get stuffed, wanker!

An Ode-less Ode to Alex
--
After posting an inciteful post from his home
via ExternalSeptember to obfuscate his IP, he takes
a trip into London via the double-decker bus.
He's such a loser that he's absolutely giddy
about his post.  He can't wait to see how trollish
he's been.  He thinks to himself: "Those morons on
c.l.f. are such losers and idiots, I don't know why
I bother anymore and sighs..."  The economy is a
grind, so he's having a hard time making ends meet.
After doing some emergency banking at HSBC since
he's just about broke now, he picks up lunch at
Subway to save money.  He deludes himself into
believing he'll lose weight by eating the mayonnaise
infused tuna salad sub.  Whatever happened to
bangers and mash or fish and chips, he ponders.
He wants a girlfriend or wife back in his life,
but who is going to marry a bald, short, broke,
fat fuck like him?  He takes his lunch to the
easyInternetCafe on Strand to check his post
via Google Groups.  "Aha! Fish on!"  After the
thrill wears off, he gets his groceries at Tesco.
Then, he waits for the bus so he can go home.  He
arrives home to a small, empty, lonely flat.  One
of many rows of non-descript, identical looking,
never ending, flats within 5 to 10 miles of downtown.
It's an easy place to get lost and never be noticed.
He realizes London's like the Labyrinth, in real life:
trapped here forever until he dies.  He wonders:
"How did I get here?  How did I waste my life so
badly?"  To which, there is no reply.  He is but
one of numerous Alex McDonalds in London.  He wishes
he had just one true friend, any friend.  It's time
to feed the cat again...  Nothing on the tele, so
he goes to the local pub for yet another overpriced
warm beer.  Maybe, someone will start a fight and
knuckle sandwich his face so he feels alive.  At the
pub, it's all anarchy, Banksy, the Queen, yet one more
time.  He swears he's going to shoot himself
in the head if Sex Pistols comes up again.  Despair,
boredom, nihilism, alienation, at least, Banksy gets it...


Rod Pemberton

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hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-07 14:43 -0800
  Re: hows the communism? "Alex McDonald" <blog@rivadpm.com> - 2013-12-08 12:09 +0000
    Re: hows the communism? Ilya Tarasov <ilya74.tarasov@gmail.com> - 2013-12-08 06:36 -0800
      Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-08 11:29 -0800
      Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-13 02:39 -0800
      Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-20 07:32 -0800
    Re: hows the communism? "Rod Pemberton" <dont_use_email@xnohavenotit.cnm> - 2013-12-08 12:34 -0500
      Re: hows the communism? Alex McDonald <blog@rivadpm.com> - 2013-12-08 10:59 -0800
        Re: hows the communism? "Rod Pemberton" <dont_use_email@xnohavenotit.cnm> - 2013-12-08 17:00 -0500
          Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-08 18:46 -0800
      Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-08 11:30 -0800
      Re: hows the communism? Brad Eckert <hwfwguy@gmail.com> - 2013-12-09 19:20 -0800
        Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-10 23:23 -0800
    Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-08 11:25 -0800
      Re: hows the communism? Bernd Paysan <bernd.paysan@gmx.de> - 2013-12-09 00:34 +0100
        Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-08 18:44 -0800
          Re: hows the communism? marko <marko@marko.marko> - 2013-12-09 14:39 +1100
            Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-10 23:25 -0800
              Re: hows the communism? "Alex McDonald" <blog@rivadpm.com> - 2013-12-11 12:37 +0000
                Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-12 02:37 -0800
          Re: hows the communism? Bernd Paysan <bernd.paysan@gmx.de> - 2013-12-09 15:32 +0100
            Re: hows the communism? Spam@ControlQ.com - 2013-12-09 11:40 -0500
            Re: hows the communism? "Rod Pemberton" <dont_use_email@xnohavenotit.cnm> - 2013-12-09 14:14 -0500
              Re: hows the communism? AKK <akk@nospam.org> - 2013-12-09 22:25 +0100
                Re: hows the communism? "Rod Pemberton" <dont_use_email@xnohavenotit.cnm> - 2013-12-10 16:15 -0500
              Re: hows the communism? "Ed" <invalid@invalid.com> - 2013-12-10 22:37 +1100
                Re: hows the communism? "Rod Pemberton" <dont_use_email@xnohavenotit.cnm> - 2013-12-10 16:16 -0500
                Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-10 23:47 -0800
            Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-10 23:45 -0800
              Re: hows the communism? Bernd Paysan <bernd.paysan@gmx.de> - 2013-12-11 22:40 +0100
                Re: hows the communism? "Alex McDonald" <blog@rivadpm.com> - 2013-12-11 22:49 +0000
                Re: hows the communism? "Rod Pemberton" <dont_use_email@xnohavenotit.cnm> - 2013-12-11 18:48 -0500
                Re: hows the communism? Alex McDonald <blog@rivadpm.com> - 2013-12-11 16:03 -0800
                Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-12 02:34 -0800
                Re: hows the communism? mhx@iae.nl - 2013-12-12 01:31 -0800
                OT Googling Re: hows the communism? "Alex McDonald" <blog@rivadpm.com> - 2013-12-12 15:43 +0000
                Re: OT Googling Re: hows the communism? "Rod Pemberton" <dont_use_email@xnohavenotit.cnm> - 2013-12-12 11:46 -0500
                Re: OT Googling Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-13 02:18 -0800
                Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-12 02:33 -0800
                Re: hows the communism? "Rod Pemberton" <dont_use_email@xnohavenotit.cnm> - 2013-12-12 11:58 -0500
                Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-13 02:18 -0800
                Re: hows the communism? "Rod Pemberton" <dont_use_email@xnohavenotit.cnm> - 2013-12-13 10:25 -0500
                Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-13 02:40 -0800
                Re: hows the communism? Mark Wills <markrobertwills@yahoo.co.uk> - 2013-12-13 03:47 -0800
                Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-14 00:17 -0800
                Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-12 02:32 -0800
                Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-12 02:36 -0800
    Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-18 16:54 -0800
    Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-20 07:34 -0800
  Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-13 02:20 -0800
  Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-18 16:53 -0800
  Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-18 20:42 -0800
    Re: hows the communism? "Rod Pemberton" <dont_use_email@xnohavenotit.cnm> - 2013-12-20 02:47 -0500
      Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-20 07:30 -0800
  Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2013-12-31 17:49 -0800
  Re: hows the communism? c-gschuette@neogov.net - 2014-02-03 17:50 -0800
    Re: hows the communism? Hans Bezemer <the.beez.speaks@gmail.com> - 2014-02-04 10:53 +0100
      Re: hows the communism? "Alex McDonald" <blog@rivadpm.com> - 2014-02-04 12:18 +0000
        Re: hows the communism? "Alex McDonald" <blog@rivadpm.com> - 2014-02-04 13:01 +0000
        Re: hows the communism? Rob Sciuk <rob@controlq.com> - 2014-02-04 11:54 -0500
      Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2014-02-06 17:19 -0800
        Re: hows the communism? Hans Bezemer <the.beez.speaks@gmail.com> - 2014-02-07 11:04 +0100
          Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2014-02-07 13:30 -0800
          Re: hows the communism? Mark Wills <markwills1970@gmail.com> - 2014-02-28 01:25 -0800
  Re: hows the communism? the_gavino_himself <visphatesjava@gmail.com> - 2014-02-06 17:20 -0800
  Re: hows the communism? gavino_himself <visploveslisp@gmail.com> - 2014-02-27 21:10 -0800

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