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Re: Style Police (a rant)

Cross-posted to 3 groups.

Followups directed to: comp.os.os2.advocacy

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On 27/09/2011 5:30 AM, "Jane Doe", an obvious murphy sock, wrote:
NaN> Newsgroups: 
comp.lang.java.programmer,comp.lang.java.help,comp.lang.lisp

NaN> Derbysh!re (spazums) caused <th00len@th0lenbot.thorium> to emulate 
a bot
NaN> with:

What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do 
with Java or Lisp, murphy? Nobody is causing me to do anything and I am 
not emulating a bot, murphy. And who is "Derbysh!re (spazums)", murphy? 
There is nobody in this newsgroup using that alias.

NaN> You have a problem with my posts?

Most of the users of the newsgroups you are spamming probably have a 
problem with your posts, murphy, as they are off-topic in all of them.

NaN> Why?

For the same reason as everybody else, murphy -- your flamebait, spam, 
and trolling is off-topic in the newsgroups you're spamming.

NaN> Murphy proved very useful.

What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous self-aggrandizing 
claim, posted via sock-puppet account, have to do with Java or Lisp, 
murphy? You are in fact very useless, murphy. Your sum total 
contribution to usenet consists almost wholly of off-topic posts, 
murphy, and most of them are flame-bait that generate long chains of 
off-topic followups, murphy. Usenet would be much better off without 
you, murphy.

NaN> That body of work is the most comprehensive history of your
NaN> stupidity throughout Usenet I have witnessed in many a full
NaN> year.

What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with Java or 
Lisp, murphy?

NaN> Read ^my^ history and weep - sonny, been around long before you
NaN> used foreskin as a pissball!

What does your unsubstantiated and self-aggrandizing claim have to do 
with Java or Lisp, murphy?

What does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> Just what John takes any payola from your drivel is their problem.

Who is "John", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that 
alias. And what does your ironic classic erroneous presupposition that I 
post "drivel" have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> You will not see me evading filters as you do,

What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do 
with Java or Lisp, murphy? You have posted to this newsgroup using two 
different socks in just the past few days, murphy -- "Jane Doe" and 
"kaffel'latte". Since you claimed you were "retiring" from usenet 
trolling, murphy, you have been morphing virtually every day, and only 
rarely posting with the same nym more than a handful of times, but your 
posts are instantly recognizable regardless, murphy. It's the smell -- 
the distinctive stench of "phlatArse". The burbling, semi-lucid, 
off-topic droolings of a raving paranoid lunatic fixated on a 
particular, imaginary person as his personal bogeyman, murphy.

NaN> nor will it matter a bean to me where filters direct.

What does the fact that people quickly killfile all of your new nyms 
have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN>  I do not post crapola, all verified, all by your
NaN> own hand.

What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do 
with Java or Lisp, murphy? You post nothing but crapola, factually 
erroneous paranoid ravings and off-topic flamebait of no redeeming value 
to any of the newsgroups that you spam, murphy. And of course you add 
spurious newsgroups to the distribution of your trolling followups, 
murphy, something those you malign do not do. Indeed all of your various 
flames and accusations tend towards the ironic, murphy.

NaN> You read my posts, there is plenty of purpose,

What does your antisocial and newsgroup-charter-violating purpose have 
to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> watching you spin and foam..

What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with Java or 
Lisp, murphy?

NaN> as Murphy said, "Sunshine"! LOL

What does what you said under another 'nym have to do with Java or Lisp, 
murphy?

NaN> Binning your lame redirect and reinstalling the information line.

What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with Java or 
Lisp, murphy?

NaN> Stuff you do not want made public goes here..

What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with Java or 
Lisp, murphy?

NaN> Derbysh!re on Facebook.

Who is "Derbysh!re", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using 
that alias.

What does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> %Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

What does that have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> Derbysh!re the 'Shroom Boy.

Who is "Derbysh!re the 'Shroom Boy", murphy? There is nobody in this 
newsgroup using that alias.

What does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> %I can’t buy anything online. No credit card, and Canadian debit 
cards can’t
NaN> %be used in lieu of them for e-commerce.
NaN> %(As for why no credit card, well, frankly, my finances, and my 
reasons for my
NaN> %financial decisions, are none of your damn beeswax. No offense. :))

What does that have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy? Besides, weren't 
you in Australia, murphy?

NaN> Derbysh!re the L00N.

Who is "Derbysh!re the L00N", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup 
using that alias.

What does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> %I've known about these problems of his for three years, and they seem
NaN> %to be worsening rather than improving.

What do your problems have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> I ask again, what is going on %with his parents?

What does your question about an unspecified person have to do with Java 
or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> Presumably he's still living with them; are they %unable to get
NaN> their son some help?

What does your unsubstantiated allegation about an unspecified person 
have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> Derbysh!re the Wannabe.

Who is "Derbysh!re the Wannabe", murphy? There is nobody in this 
newsgroup using that alias.

What does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> %Campus security backup arrives, as to the "real cops".  They 
mention to
NaN> %Paul that he's going "downtown" where he will be their guest for 
"a long
NaN> %time".

Who is "Paul", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that 
alias. And what does your unsubstantiated allegation about him have to 
do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> As he is being dragged out of the building, Paul is screaming
NaN> %"What do you mean 'a long time'?  I have things to do tonight!"

Who is "Paul", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that 
alias. And what does your unsubstantiated allegation about him have to 
do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> %ed: I hear Paul is now the proud owner of a "No Trespass" restraining
NaN> %order to keep him from the premises of Carleton University.

Who is "Paul", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that 
alias. And what does your unsubstantiated allegation about him have to 
do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> Derbysh!re the Thespian.

Who is "Derbysh!re the Thespian", murphy? There is nobody in this 
newsgroup using that alias.

What does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> %Paul "Harold Yarmouth" Derbysh!re fancies
NaN> %himself as a "computer expert" - his words.

Who is "Paul Harold Yarmouth Derbysh!re", murphy? There is nobody in 
this newsgroup using that alias.

NaN> %To him the rest of us mortals are blindingly
NaN> %stupid playthings of his.

What does your unsubstantiated allegation about a nonexistent user have 
to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> Call me %nuts for taking objection to the tag.

What does your objection have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> %Paul being "expert":

Who is "Paul", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that alias.

What does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> %HP PS/2 mouse on XP Media Center Edition acting up. The mouse "sticks"
NaN> %sometimes at certain horizontal or vertical positions and has to be
NaN> %picked up and shaken.

What do your mouse problems have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy? It's 
clearly a hardware problem, murphy, but the newsgroups you crossposted 
this to are all software newsgroups. Still suffering from relevance 
problems, murphy?

    "I had 'volunteered (years back) to support those who do endeavor
     to provide free Free Usenet access, support those who offered
     subscription based Free Usenet access, nothing more than
     cooperation expected in return for what has been many
     thousands of hours of work. I note most of those I joined with
     are either deceased, severely disabled, or plain ole' MIA..
     now it is my Time. ...

     You just read my last. ...

     For those who think they see me in future times I can only wish
     you severe Tinnitus in your dreams. For those who know me
     well (eMail, whatever) and see me, know I will be smiling also.
     It is to you I say "adieu mein frenz and adios .. grazie' [hugs]
     for all the Good Times! May you and yours always bear well
     with all Life brings you".

     /0ut"
       --murphy

http://www.uffnet.com/kookkamp/goodbye.htm

And people wonder why I call them Famous Last Words.

P.S. You forgot to include a copy of your famous paranoid "Lits 'o Haet" 
in your post, murphy. Still suffering from memory problems, murphy?

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