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Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot

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Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> writes:

1> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer

1> [+]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by Anonymous;
Second
1> by DAVE TV.

1> Absolutely.

1> [+]= Gay-Married Husband For Rent Award; Nominated by Ms. Kitty;
Second
1> by FNVW.

1> And ass-reamed by *persent*, of all people. He has *kooks* that are
his
1> superiors in every respect, and incessantly-starts-all-caps-
threads-
1> hourly type kooks at that.

1> [+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of
Albatross;
1> Nominated by Janithor; second by DAVE TV.

1> Absofrigginglutely.

1> [-]= Hammer of Thor Award;
1> Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by Anonymous, Janithor.

1> Come on. Take Thor a *bit* more seriously. :)

1> [+]= Kook of the Month Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
Phoenix,
1> DAVE TV.

1> Are you kidding?

1> [+]= The Office of Usenet Drunk; Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by
1> Janithor.

1> Again: are you kidding?

1> [+]= Tinfoil Sombrero Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
1> DAVE TV.

1> Self-evident, I should say.

1> Who?

1> [+]= Busted Urinal Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
1> Sock.

1> Pee-yew, phlatArse! You let one! You let one too many! You let a
few
1> thousand too many.

1> [+]= Drama Queen Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
1> Sock.

1> As a witness to the extraordinary temper tantrum he threw in
eternal-
1> september.support AGAIN the other day, I approve this candidate.
And now
1> the coward's taken to forging regulars' "From" headers to throw
his
1> tantrums too. But I'd recognize his foul stench anywhere.

1> [+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by
1> The Second Sock.

1> I've never seen anyone so obsessed. You can't take two steps on
usenet
1> these days without tripping over a long and pointless thread
punctuated
1> by multiple of his socks and the name "derbyshire". :P And these
pop up
1> in the darndest of places. Besides eternal-september.support, in
1> rec.arts.tv, rec.arts.sf.tv, comp.lang.java programmer at minimum.
Not to
1> mention auk, though he seems to be posting here less of late -- I
wonder
1> why? >;-)

1> [-]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
Second
1> Sock.

1> Nah. I've seen much more mangled language from, for instance,
ALIEN. Or
1> even tholen. He might have been a contender a couple years ago
during his
1> phlatArse phase, though, had he ever been nominated.

1> [+]= Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award; Nominated by Ahnold;
Second by
1> The Second Sock.

1> Dweeb's changing nym sometimes two, three times a day now! And
keeping
1> several going at a time. "Hydra-Blanky" is currently the longest
lived in
1> use -- at a whole frigging WEEK of age.

1> And despite their youth, there's something ... dirty about each and
every
1> one of his socks.

1> Of course, his chief opponent, the "Murphy Foam Detoxification
Squad", is
1> probably a single person nymshifting, and if so is nymshifting just
as
1> much, but hey, he wasn't nominated and murphy was. >;-)

1> [+]= Unabomber Surprise Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
Second
1> Sock.

1> Textwall-a-day based on what I've seen. And now he's taken to
giant
1> screed-filled ranting sigs too, a sure sign he's begun his final
1> evolution into an Omega Kook of the same magnitude as Greegor and
Kent
1> Wills and all those others with a giant list of someone else's
alleged
1> crimes peppered with dozens of dubious weblinks for a sig.

1> Oh, what the hell.

1> [+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of
Checkmate;
1> Nominated by Janithor; Second by javax.swing.JSnarker

1> [+]= Pavlov's Bell Lifetime Achievement Award; Nominated by Ahnold;
1> Second by The Second Sock.

1> That's one well-trained kook. All of Usenet should win the Barbara
1> Woodhouse jointly for training it, too.

1> [+]= Blistered Ass Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The Second
Sock.

1> Uh-huh. Only because Arfatzio isn't up for this one, though.

1> [-]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second
by
1> Janithor.

1> Must give Checkmate every chance here. Sorry, Dollar.

1> And now, for the pièce de résistance:

1> [+]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by
The
1> Second Sock, Janithor.

1> And how.

What does your ballot have to do with OS/2, Nadegda?  Maybe you
should nominate yourself for some award involving obsession with
an OS/2 newsgroup, Nadegda.

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Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-09 07:50 +0000
  Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot thoolen <tholen01@gmail.com> - 2012-07-09 03:05 -0700
    Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-09 03:59 -0700
      Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot thoolen <tholen01@gmail.com> - 2012-07-09 04:28 -0700
        Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-09 16:53 -0700
  Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-09 03:56 -0700
    Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-09 11:07 +0000
      Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-09 04:15 -0700
        NOMINATION: tholen for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-09 11:21 +0000
          Re: NOMINATION: Nadegda for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-09 16:52 -0700
            Re: NOMINATION: tholen for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-10 12:21 +0000
              Re: NOMINATION: tholen for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-10 06:00 -0700
                Re: NOMINATION: tholen for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-10 13:47 +0000
                Re: NOMINATION: tholen for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-10 13:41 -0700
                Re: NOMINATION: tholen for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-10 21:50 +0000
                Re: NOMINATION: tholen for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-11 05:46 -0700

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