Path: csiph.com!v102.xanadu-bbs.net!xanadu-bbs.net!news.glorb.com!postnews.google.com!m2g2000pbv.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail From: "tholen@antispam.ham" Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer Subject: Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot Followup-To: alt.test Date: Mon, 9 Jul 2012 03:56:58 -0700 (PDT) Organization: http://groups.google.com Lines: 161 Message-ID: <25ec8fb2-ab2c-451d-ba70-3583626f736c@m2g2000pbv.googlegroups.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: 98.150.250.196 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-Trace: posting.google.com 1341831788 8469 127.0.0.1 (9 Jul 2012 11:03:08 GMT) X-Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 9 Jul 2012 11:03:08 +0000 (UTC) Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com Injection-Info: m2g2000pbv.googlegroups.com; posting-host=98.150.250.196; posting-account=3OobLgoAAAA_tW93wtpiQ_kCs5Ukjs5F User-Agent: G2/1.0 X-HTTP-UserAgent: Mozilla/5.0 (OS/2; Warp 4.5; rv:10.0.5) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/10.0.5,gzip(gfe) Xref: csiph.com comp.os.os2.advocacy:9204 comp.lang.java.programmer:15890 Nadegda writes: 1> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer 1> [+]=3D Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by Anonymous; Second 1> by DAVE TV. 1> Absolutely. 1> [+]=3D Gay-Married Husband For Rent Award; Nominated by Ms. Kitty; Second 1> by FNVW. 1> And ass-reamed by *persent*, of all people. He has *kooks* that are his 1> superiors in every respect, and incessantly-starts-all-caps- threads- 1> hourly type kooks at that. 1> [+]=3D Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of Albatross; 1> Nominated by Janithor; second by DAVE TV. 1> Absofrigginglutely. 1> [-]=3D Hammer of Thor Award; 1> Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by Anonymous, Janithor. 1> Come on. Take Thor a *bit* more seriously. :) 1> [+]=3D Kook of the Month Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by Phoenix, 1> DAVE TV. 1> Are you kidding? 1> [+]=3D The Office of Usenet Drunk; Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by 1> Janithor. 1> Again: are you kidding? 1> [+]=3D Tinfoil Sombrero Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by 1> DAVE TV. 1> Self-evident, I should say. 1> Who? 1> [+]=3D Busted Urinal Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second 1> Sock. 1> Pee-yew, phlatArse! You let one! You let one too many! You let a few 1> thousand too many. 1> [+]=3D Drama Queen Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second 1> Sock. 1> As a witness to the extraordinary temper tantrum he threw in eternal- 1> september.support AGAIN the other day, I approve this candidate. And now 1> the coward's taken to forging regulars' "From" headers to throw his 1> tantrums too. But I'd recognize his foul stench anywhere. 1> [+]=3D Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by 1> The Second Sock. 1> I've never seen anyone so obsessed. You can't take two steps on usenet 1> these days without tripping over a long and pointless thread punctuated 1> by multiple of his socks and the name "derbyshire". :P And these pop up 1> in the darndest of places. Besides eternal-september.support, in 1> rec.arts.tv, rec.arts.sf.tv, comp.lang.java programmer at minimum. Not to 1> mention auk, though he seems to be posting here less of late -- I wonder 1> why? >;-) 1> [-]=3D Goofy Azzed Baboon Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second 1> Sock. 1> Nah. I've seen much more mangled language from, for instance, ALIEN. Or 1> even tholen. He might have been a contender a couple years ago during his 1> phlatArse phase, though, had he ever been nominated. 1> [+]=3D Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by 1> The Second Sock. 1> Dweeb's changing nym sometimes two, three times a day now! And keeping 1> several going at a time. "Hydra-Blanky" is currently the longest lived in 1> use -- at a whole frigging WEEK of age. 1> And despite their youth, there's something ... dirty about each and every 1> one of his socks. 1> Of course, his chief opponent, the "Murphy Foam Detoxification Squad", is 1> probably a single person nymshifting, and if so is nymshifting just as 1> much, but hey, he wasn't nominated and murphy was. >;-) 1> [+]=3D Unabomber Surprise Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second 1> Sock. 1> Textwall-a-day based on what I've seen. And now he's taken to giant 1> screed-filled ranting sigs too, a sure sign he's begun his final 1> evolution into an Omega Kook of the same magnitude as Greegor and Kent 1> Wills and all those others with a giant list of someone else's alleged 1> crimes peppered with dozens of dubious weblinks for a sig. 1> Oh, what the hell. 1> [+]=3D Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of Checkmate; 1> Nominated by Janithor; Second by javax.swing.JSnarker 1> [+]=3D Pavlov's Bell Lifetime Achievement Award; Nominated by Ahnold; 1> Second by The Second Sock. 1> That's one well-trained kook. All of Usenet should win the Barbara 1> Woodhouse jointly for training it, too. 1> [+]=3D Blistered Ass Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The Second Sock. 1> Uh-huh. Only because Arfatzio isn't up for this one, though. 1> [-]=3D Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by 1> Janithor. 1> Must give Checkmate every chance here. Sorry, Dollar. 1> And now, for the pi=C3=A8ce de r=C3=A9sistance: 1> [+]=3D Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The 1> Second Sock, Janithor. 1> And how. What does your ballot have to do with OS/2, Nadegda? Maybe you should nominate yourself for some award involving obsession with an OS/2 newsgroup, Nadegda.