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Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot

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On Jul 9, 3:50 am, Nadegda wrote:
3> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer

3> [+]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by Anonymous;
3> Second by DAVE TV.
3>
3> Absolutely.
3>
3> [+]= Gay-Married Husband For Rent Award; Nominated by Ms. Kitty;
3> Second by FNVW.
3>
3> And ass-reamed by *persent*, of all people. He has *kooks* that
3> are his superiors in every respect, and incessantly-starts-all-
3> caps-threads-hourly type kooks at that.

3> [+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of
3> Albatross; Nominated by Janithor; second by DAVE TV.
3>
3> Absofrigginglutely.
3>
3> [-]= Hammer of Thor Award;
3> Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by Anonymous, Janithor.
3>
3> Come on. Take Thor a *bit* more seriously. :)

3> [+]= Kook of the Month Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
3> Phoenix, DAVE TV.
3>
3> Are you kidding?
3>
3> [+]= The Office of Usenet Drunk; Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by
3> Janithor.
3>
3> Again: are you kidding?
3>
3> [+]= Tinfoil Sombrero Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
3> DAVE TV.
3>
3> Self-evident, I should say.

What does any of that have to do with television, OS/2, or Java,
Nadegda?

3> Who?

What does your question of Wrangler have to do with television, OS/2,
or Java, Nadegda?

3> [+]= Busted Urinal Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
3> Second Sock.
3>
3> Pee-yew, phlatArse! You let one! You let one too many! You let a
3> few thousand too many.

What does murphy's flatulence have to do with television, OS/2, or
Java, Nadegda?

3> [+]= Drama Queen Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
3> Sock.
3>
3> As a witness to the extraordinary temper tantrum he threw in
3> eternal-september.support AGAIN the other day, I approve this
3> candidate. And now the coward's taken to forging regulars' "From"
3> headers to throw his tantrums too. But I'd recognize his foul
3> stench anywhere.

What do murphy's tantrums, forgeries, and stench have to do with
television, OS/2, or Java, Nadegda?

3> [+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by
3> The Second Sock.
3>
3> I've never seen anyone so obsessed. You can't take two steps on
3> usenet these days without tripping over a long and pointless
3> thread punctuated by multiple of his socks and the name
3> "derbyshire". :P And these pop up in the darndest of places.
3> Besides eternal-september.support, in rec.arts.tv, rec.arts.sf.tv,
3> comp.lang.java programmer at minimum. Not to mention auk, though
3> he seems to be posting here less of late -- I wonder why? >;-)

Who is "derbyshire", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

3> [-]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
3> Second Sock.
3>
3> Nah. I've seen much more mangled language from, for instance,
3> ALIEN. Or even tholen. He might have been a contender a couple
3> years ago during his phlatArse phase, though, had he ever been
3> nominated.

What do murphy's nominations have to do with television, OS/2, or
Java, Nadegda?

3> [+]= Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award; Nominated by Ahnold;
3> Second by The Second Sock.
3>
3> Dweeb's changing nym sometimes two, three times a day now! And
3> keeping several going at a time. "Hydra-Blanky" is currently the
3> longest lived in use -- at a whole frigging WEEK of age.

What does murphy's nymshifting have to do with television, OS/2, or
Java, Nadegda?

3> And despite their youth, there's something ... dirty about each
3> and every one of his socks.

What does murphy's filth have to do with television, OS/2, or Java,
Nadegda?

3> Of course, his chief opponent, the "Murphy Foam Detoxification
3> Squad", is probably a single person nymshifting, and if so is
3> nymshifting just as much, but hey, he wasn't nominated and murphy
3> was. >;-)

What does that have to do with television, OS/2, or Java, Nadegda?

3> [+]= Unabomber Surprise Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
3> Second Sock.
3>
3> Textwall-a-day based on what I've seen. And now he's taken to
3> giant screed-filled ranting sigs too, a sure sign he's begun his
3> final evolution into an Omega Kook of the same magnitude as
3> Greegor and Kent Wills and all those others with a giant list of
3> someone else's alleged crimes peppered with dozens of dubious
3> weblinks for a sig.

What do murphy's screeds, rants, and general failure at netiquette
have to do with television, OS/2, or Java, Nadegda?

3> Oh, what the hell.
3>
3> [+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of
3> Checkmate; Nominated by Janithor; Second by javax.swing.JSnarker

What does your foul language have to do with television, OS/2, or
Java, Nadegda?

3> [+]= Pavlov's Bell Lifetime Achievement Award; Nominated by
3> Ahnold; Second by The Second Sock.
3>
3> That's one well-trained kook. All of Usenet should win the Barbara
3> Woodhouse jointly for training it, too.

What does tholen's training have to do with television or Java,
Nadegda?

3> [+]= Blistered Ass Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The Second
3> Sock.
3>
3> Uh-huh. Only because Arfatzio isn't up for this one, though.
3>
3> [-]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second
3> by Janithor.
3>
3> Must give Checkmate every chance here. Sorry, Dollar.

What does your apology have to do with television, OS/2, or Java,
Nadegda?

3> And now, for the pièce de résistance:
3>
3> [+]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by
3> The Second Sock, Janithor.
3>
3> And how.

What does that have to do with television, OS/2, or Java, Nadegda?

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Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-09 07:50 +0000
  Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot thoolen <tholen01@gmail.com> - 2012-07-09 03:05 -0700
    Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-09 03:59 -0700
      Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot thoolen <tholen01@gmail.com> - 2012-07-09 04:28 -0700
        Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-09 16:53 -0700
  Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-09 03:56 -0700
    Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-09 11:07 +0000
      Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-09 04:15 -0700
        NOMINATION: tholen for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-09 11:21 +0000
          Re: NOMINATION: Nadegda for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-09 16:52 -0700
            Re: NOMINATION: tholen for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-10 12:21 +0000
              Re: NOMINATION: tholen for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-10 06:00 -0700
                Re: NOMINATION: tholen for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-10 13:47 +0000
                Re: NOMINATION: tholen for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-10 13:41 -0700
                Re: NOMINATION: tholen for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-07-10 21:50 +0000
                Re: NOMINATION: tholen for Clueless Newbie (was Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot) "tholen@antispam.ham" <tholen@ifa.hawaii.edu> - 2012-07-11 05:46 -0700

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