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Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users

From DFS <nospam@dfs.com>
Subject Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users
Newsgroups comp.os.linux.advocacy
References (10 earlier) <9z0xb803tga.h34@rooftop.invalid> <8Vp8E.2$Gt6.0@fx30.iad> <zxcb03tagtfa.huo3@rooftop.invalid> <EQq8E.18$jZ6.15@fx28.iad> <a9zxc0b03g.ah3u@rooftop.invalid>
Message-ID <vRL8E.6$jt.0@fx26.iad> (permalink)
Organization blocknews - www.blocknews.net
Date 2019-02-12 22:07 -0500

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On 2/11/2019 11:51 PM, owl wrote:
> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>> On 2/11/2019 9:17 PM, owl wrote:
>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>> On 2/11/2019 8:51 PM, owl wrote:
>>>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>>>> On 2/11/2019 5:15 PM, owl wrote:
>>>>>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 2/10/2019 11:21 PM, owl wrote:
>>>>>>>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 2/9/2019 7:07 PM, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> owl wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2/6/2019 3:15 PM, Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GuhNoo girls don't actually have tits.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The guys do.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> heh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Large, swinging ones.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Doesn't Relf weigh like 400 lbs?  Manboobs for sure on that one.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I would guess that DFS is a "victim" of gynecomastia.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> There's a tiny bit of shakin' goin' on...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> https://imgur.com/a/df3EL
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> but it goes away when I trim down.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> lol dad bod
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Most Dad's don't have such body parts.
>>>>
>>>
>>> What happened to grammar marm DFS?  Have you been drinking again?
>>
>>
>> editing's issue's, bozo's.
>>
> 
> www.vim.org
> 
> 
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>>>>>>> Photographic evidence of the results of your recent deadlifting / wife
>>>>>>>> hefting regimen are conspicuously absent.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>      
>>>>>>> Your silent, soy-boy acceptance of the "dad bod" observation is
>>>>>>> noted and lol'ed.  For godsakes, man-up while you still have a
>>>>>>> chance!  A good start would be giving up golf and similar
>>>>>>> dad-bod "sports."  SMH.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> tween insults by owl
>>>>>> callout by DFS
>>>>>> pathetic slink by owl
>>>>>> completely pwned by DFS
>>>>>>
>>>>>> pwned body and soul (that you don't have)
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL.  From that pic, it looks like you're a ginger, and everybody
>>>>> knows gingers don't have souls.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> light blue, light brown caveman here.
>>>>
>>>
>>> "Light brown."  LOL.  You wish.  Better stay out of the sun, pinky.
>>>
>>>
>>>> zoom in on the lower pic... move your nose real close to the screen ...
>>>>
>>>> No nude FDB or lower body pics = EXTREME AND UNPRECEDENTED BREADTH AND
>>>> DEPTH OF PWNERSHIP!
>>>>
>>>> Even shitv showed his jean-clad ass.  God forbid, but I expect Relf to
>>>> come in with a fleshlight video at some point.
>>>
>>>
>>> There exist no photos of me anywhere on the internet, and I'm not about
>>> to break a perfect record just to satisfy your lust.
>>
>>
>> I don't blame you for pussying out.  Note the lack of thigh gap and
>> near-perfect buttocks.  The lat sweep.  The round delts.
>>
> 
> What I see in those pics is:
> 
> 1. Imaginary Lat Syndrome.
> 2. No definition.
> 3. 25% bodyfat.


What you see is what you want to be: big and wide.



>> Try not to reach for the T-needle.
>>
> 
> I don't do drugs.  I'm about 14% bodyfat.  Ripped most everywhere
> except my abs (which do show regardless).  Dude, my freaking quad
> definition pops through my sweat pants when I squat, and my delts
> are ridiculously ripped.

Pics or it didn't happen.



> I was at the gym tonight, doing some incline dumbell work, and this
> new hot female employee made sure to come over near to me (using the
> excuse of putting away plates) and made sure to be all chatty and
> smiley.  

Shades of John Gohde and his Japanese fillies at the buffet, tripping 
all over themselves to seat him.



> I may have to nail that one day.  She's pretty damn fine.

So you *are* divorced.  Cheating?



>> pwned
>>
> 
> Try sucking in your gut for your next FDB selfie.  And cut back
> on the carbs.

Over the last 2-3 years, both my shoulders have become a little fucked 
up. I think it was too many dips off the edge of a bench.  First it was 
the left side, then the right.  Torn rotator cuffs I think.  Seriously 
painful and half-locked.  For about a year I couldn't raise either arm 
any higher than an owl/Nazi salute.  Hey, you can use 'torn rotator 
cuffs' as an excuse when you involuntarily do the salute!

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Blast from the past (Feb 1999): Windows Refund Day - When GuhNoo/Linux Users Demanded Their Money Back DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-06 15:01 -0500
  GuhNoo/Linux Users Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-06 12:15 -0800
    Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-06 15:19 -0500
      Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-06 20:43 +0000
        Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-06 15:19 -0800
        Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-06 18:22 -0500
          Natasha Lyonne's "Russian Doll". Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-06 16:18 -0800
            Re: Natasha Lyonne's "Russian Doll". owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-07 16:37 +0000
              Re: Natasha Lyonne's "Russian Doll". Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-07 10:20 -0800
                Getting laid, like Mr. Owl. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-07 10:55 -0800
                Re: Getting laid, like Mr. Owl. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-07 14:14 -0500
                My prostate is positively glowing, these days. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-07 11:22 -0800
                Re: Getting laid, like Mr. Owl. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-07 12:22 -0700
                Re: Getting laid, like Mr. Owl. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-07 11:13 -0800
                Re: Natasha Lyonne's "Russian Doll". owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-07 21:40 +0000
                Two 7 gallon VittlesVaults. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-07 14:20 -0800
                Re: Two 7 gallon VittlesVaults. DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-07 18:40 -0500
                Get rid of your "ball and chain". Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-07 21:57 -0800
                Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". Ratchetjaw <ratchetjaw@mail.com> - 2019-02-08 14:10 +0000
                Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-08 08:18 -0600
                Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-08 10:22 -0500
                Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". "Pedophile Neal Warren" <208.Sienna.Pl@Saluda.NC> - 2019-02-08 09:26 -0600
            Re: Natasha Lyonne's "Russian Doll". DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-11 14:50 -0500
              I don't have a ball and chain. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-11 13:52 -0800
                Re: I don't have a ball and chain. Ratchetjaw <ratchetjaw@mail.com> - 2019-02-11 22:01 +0000
                Re: I don't have a ball and chain. Bucket Mouth - 2019-02-11 15:04 -0700
                Re: I don't have a ball and chain. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-11 15:02 -0700
        Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2019-02-09 19:07 -0500
          Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-09 21:28 -0500
            Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-11 04:21 +0000
              Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-11 07:25 -0600
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2019-02-11 13:58 +0000
              Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-11 13:50 -0500
                Owl going to send us a DickPic with a COLA tattoo. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-11 14:10 -0800
                Re: Owl going to send us a DickPic with a COLA tattoo. owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-11 22:13 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-11 22:15 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-11 18:14 -0500
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-12 01:51 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-11 21:09 -0500
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-12 02:17 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-11 22:12 -0500
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-12 04:51 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-12 06:49 -0600
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-12 22:07 -0500
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 07:02 -0800
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-13 10:21 -0500
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 07:48 -0800
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-13 10:08 -0600
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-13 17:12 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 09:27 -0800
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-13 17:58 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 10:34 -0800
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-13 12:51 -0600
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-13 19:20 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-14 07:41 -0600
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-14 16:07 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-14 04:53 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-14 23:27 -0500
  Re: Blast from the past (Feb 1999): Windows Refund Day - When GuhNoo/Linux Users Demanded Their Money Back owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-06 20:54 +0000
    Re: Blast from the past (Feb 1999): Windows Refund Day - When GuhNoo/Linux Users Demanded Their Money Back DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-06 18:20 -0500
  Re: Blast from the past (Feb 1999): Windows Refund Day - When GuhNoo/Linux Users Demanded Their Money Back silverslimer <silver@slim.er> - 2019-02-06 16:52 -0500

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