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Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users

From owl <owl@rooftop.invalid>
Newsgroups comp.os.linux.advocacy
Subject Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users
Date 2019-02-12 04:51 +0000
Organization O.W.L.
Message-ID <a9zxc0b03g.ah3u@rooftop.invalid> (permalink)
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DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
> On 2/11/2019 9:17 PM, owl wrote:
>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>> On 2/11/2019 8:51 PM, owl wrote:
>>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>>> On 2/11/2019 5:15 PM, owl wrote:
>>>>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> On 2/10/2019 11:21 PM, owl wrote:
>>>>>>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 2/9/2019 7:07 PM, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> owl wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2/6/2019 3:15 PM, Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GuhNoo girls don't actually have tits.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The guys do.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> heh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Large, swinging ones.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Doesn't Relf weigh like 400 lbs?  Manboobs for sure on that one.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I would guess that DFS is a "victim" of gynecomastia.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> There's a tiny bit of shakin' goin' on...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> https://imgur.com/a/df3EL
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> but it goes away when I trim down.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> lol dad bod
>>>
>>>
>>> Most Dad's don't have such body parts.
>>>
>> 
>> What happened to grammar marm DFS?  Have you been drinking again?
> 
> 
> editing's issue's, bozo's.
> 

www.vim.org


> 
> 
> 
> 
>>>>>>> Photographic evidence of the results of your recent deadlifting / wife
>>>>>>> hefting regimen are conspicuously absent.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>     
>>>>>> Your silent, soy-boy acceptance of the "dad bod" observation is
>>>>>> noted and lol'ed.  For godsakes, man-up while you still have a
>>>>>> chance!  A good start would be giving up golf and similar
>>>>>> dad-bod "sports."  SMH.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> tween insults by owl
>>>>> callout by DFS
>>>>> pathetic slink by owl
>>>>> completely pwned by DFS
>>>>>
>>>>> pwned body and soul (that you don't have)
>>>>
>>>> LOL.  From that pic, it looks like you're a ginger, and everybody
>>>> knows gingers don't have souls.
>>>
>>>
>>> light blue, light brown caveman here.
>>>
>> 
>> "Light brown."  LOL.  You wish.  Better stay out of the sun, pinky.
>> 
>> 
>>> zoom in on the lower pic... move your nose real close to the screen ...
>>>
>>> No nude FDB or lower body pics = EXTREME AND UNPRECEDENTED BREADTH AND
>>> DEPTH OF PWNERSHIP!
>>>
>>> Even shitv showed his jean-clad ass.  God forbid, but I expect Relf to
>>> come in with a fleshlight video at some point.
>> 
>> 
>> There exist no photos of me anywhere on the internet, and I'm not about
>> to break a perfect record just to satisfy your lust.
> 
> 
> I don't blame you for pussying out.  Note the lack of thigh gap and 
> near-perfect buttocks.  The lat sweep.  The round delts.
> 

What I see in those pics is:

1. Imaginary Lat Syndrome.
2. No definition.
3. 25% bodyfat.
 

> Try not to reach for the T-needle.
> 

I don't do drugs.  I'm about 14% bodyfat.  Ripped most everywhere
except my abs (which do show regardless).  Dude, my freaking quad
definition pops through my sweat pants when I squat, and my delts
are ridiculously ripped.

I was at the gym tonight, doing some incline dumbell work, and this
new hot female employee made sure to come over near to me (using the
excuse of putting away plates) and made sure to be all chatty and
smiley.  I may have to nail that one day.  She's pretty damn fine.


> pwned
> 

Try sucking in your gut for your next FDB selfie.  And cut back
on the carbs.

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Blast from the past (Feb 1999): Windows Refund Day - When GuhNoo/Linux Users Demanded Their Money Back DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-06 15:01 -0500
  GuhNoo/Linux Users Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-06 12:15 -0800
    Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-06 15:19 -0500
      Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-06 20:43 +0000
        Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-06 15:19 -0800
        Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-06 18:22 -0500
          Natasha Lyonne's "Russian Doll". Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-06 16:18 -0800
            Re: Natasha Lyonne's "Russian Doll". owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-07 16:37 +0000
              Re: Natasha Lyonne's "Russian Doll". Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-07 10:20 -0800
                Getting laid, like Mr. Owl. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-07 10:55 -0800
                Re: Getting laid, like Mr. Owl. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-07 14:14 -0500
                My prostate is positively glowing, these days. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-07 11:22 -0800
                Re: Getting laid, like Mr. Owl. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-07 12:22 -0700
                Re: Getting laid, like Mr. Owl. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-07 11:13 -0800
                Re: Natasha Lyonne's "Russian Doll". owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-07 21:40 +0000
                Two 7 gallon VittlesVaults. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-07 14:20 -0800
                Re: Two 7 gallon VittlesVaults. DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-07 18:40 -0500
                Get rid of your "ball and chain". Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-07 21:57 -0800
                Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". Ratchetjaw <ratchetjaw@mail.com> - 2019-02-08 14:10 +0000
                Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-08 08:18 -0600
                Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-08 10:22 -0500
                Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". "Pedophile Neal Warren" <208.Sienna.Pl@Saluda.NC> - 2019-02-08 09:26 -0600
            Re: Natasha Lyonne's "Russian Doll". DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-11 14:50 -0500
              I don't have a ball and chain. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-11 13:52 -0800
                Re: I don't have a ball and chain. Ratchetjaw <ratchetjaw@mail.com> - 2019-02-11 22:01 +0000
                Re: I don't have a ball and chain. Bucket Mouth - 2019-02-11 15:04 -0700
                Re: I don't have a ball and chain. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-11 15:02 -0700
        Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2019-02-09 19:07 -0500
          Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-09 21:28 -0500
            Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-11 04:21 +0000
              Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-11 07:25 -0600
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2019-02-11 13:58 +0000
              Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-11 13:50 -0500
                Owl going to send us a DickPic with a COLA tattoo. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-11 14:10 -0800
                Re: Owl going to send us a DickPic with a COLA tattoo. owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-11 22:13 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-11 22:15 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-11 18:14 -0500
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-12 01:51 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-11 21:09 -0500
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-12 02:17 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-11 22:12 -0500
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-12 04:51 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-12 06:49 -0600
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-12 22:07 -0500
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 07:02 -0800
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-13 10:21 -0500
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 07:48 -0800
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-13 10:08 -0600
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-13 17:12 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 09:27 -0800
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-13 17:58 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 10:34 -0800
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-13 12:51 -0600
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-13 19:20 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-14 07:41 -0600
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-14 16:07 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-14 04:53 +0000
                Re: GuhNoo/Linux Users DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-14 23:27 -0500
  Re: Blast from the past (Feb 1999): Windows Refund Day - When GuhNoo/Linux Users Demanded Their Money Back owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2019-02-06 20:54 +0000
    Re: Blast from the past (Feb 1999): Windows Refund Day - When GuhNoo/Linux Users Demanded Their Money Back DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2019-02-06 18:20 -0500
  Re: Blast from the past (Feb 1999): Windows Refund Day - When GuhNoo/Linux Users Demanded Their Money Back silverslimer <silver@slim.er> - 2019-02-06 16:52 -0500

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