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| From | Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | sci.physics, talk.politics.guns, alt.checkmate |
| Subject | Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed |
| Date | 2018-12-16 09:46 -0600 |
| Organization | Aioe.org NNTP Server |
| Message-ID | <pv5s04$3r1$1@gioia.aioe.org> (permalink) |
| References | <pv2k8l$1tt2$1@gioia.aioe.org> <MPG.367ee363791189b9995afc@news.altopia.com> <pv43tp$j6l$1@gioia.aioe.org> |
Cross-posted to 3 groups.
On 12/15/2018 5:49 PM, mixed nuts wrote: > On 12/15/2018 1:10 PM, Checkmate wrote: >> [This followup was posted to alt.checkmate and a copy was sent to the >> cited author.] >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by >> Checkmate! In article <pv2k8l$1tt2$1@gioia.aioe.org>, kkensington01 >> @gmail.nospam.invalid says... >>>> bork >>>> borkAustralian researchers recently bred Port Jackson sharks in a tank >>>> borkwarmed to a temperature likely to occur at the end of the >>>> century if >>>> borkclimate change continues: >>>> bork >>>> borkhttps://www.livescience.com/64261-global-warming-makes-sharks-right-handed.html >>>> >> >> I wonder how much this ridiculous "scientific study" cost the Australian >> taxpayers? I'm not surprised that some of the sharks died. Sharks tend >> to not survive well in aquarium tanks. Whether sharks show a preference >> for swimming to the left or right... who gives a fuck? Perhaps the first >> shark decided to go right, and the others just followed him. >> >> I also liked this little gem: "Sharks born in hotter waters may be >> forced to develop more quickly and may be left with physically smaller >> brains than sharks who develop under today's conditions, the team wrote." >> Will they be drafting a research grant proposal to try to answer this >> burning question as well? Do "right-handed" sharks have smaller brains? >> Is being right-handed a sign of smaller braininess? Are you going to >> stay up nights worrying about small-brained, right-handed sharks now? >> Are you right-handed? > > Maybe there's a bible story about sharks where we can learn the truth > without spending money except for the free DVD you get with a small > donation of only $19.95/month. > > Oh. Here it is, in Engish: > > Genesis 1:20-23 English Standard Version (ESV) > > 20 And God said, Let the waters swarm with swarms of living creatures, > and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the heavens. > 21 So God created the great sea creatures and every living creature that > moves, with which the waters swarm, according to their kinds, and every > winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. > 22 And God blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the > waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth.” > 23 And there was evening and there was morning, the fifth day. > > And they were vegans before Adam and Eve sinned with the snake and the > apple: > > Genesis 1:29-31 English Standard Version (ESV) > > 29 And God said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed > that is on the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its > fruit. You shall have them for food. > 30 And to every beast of the earth and to every bird of the heavens and > to everything that creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath > of life, I have given every green plant for food.” And it was so. > 31 And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very > good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day. > > So, there's the facts. Send me $19.95 via Paypal. > he forgot paypal address, it is makemerich@paypal.com tax deductable too!
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Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-15 05:15 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-15 08:18 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-15 10:10 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-12-15 18:49 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-16 09:46 -0600
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:30 +0000
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 00:15 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:17 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:40 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 09:51 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 10:06 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-17 10:19 -0600
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-18 07:42 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-12-18 08:26 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-18 09:48 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-18 09:33 -0600
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-18 09:29 -0600
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-18 14:16 -0700
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-18 21:35 +0000
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-18 15:03 -0700
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:50 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:33 -0700
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 12:27 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 15:38 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 20:04 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2018-12-16 14:52 -0600
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 15:59 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed invalid@invalid.invalid (Ï) - 2018-12-16 21:11 +0000
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 16:29 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed tripeco.2@parody.personae.invalid (Tr!pe) - 2018-12-16 21:56 +0000
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-17 03:44 +0000
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-17 10:42 -0500
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-12-16 16:31 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 20:08 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 22:19 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-17 05:28 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-17 08:31 -0700
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:51 -0700
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:39 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:34 -0700
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-15 17:32 -0500
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:52 -0500
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2018-12-15 17:09 -0700
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-15 17:55 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2018-12-15 19:05 -0700
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2018-12-15 20:08 -0600
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:34 +0000
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:56 -0500
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-12-15 19:07 -0500
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:37 +0000
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 00:16 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2018-12-16 16:34 +0000
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-12-15 19:04 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Avenging Angel <Not.fucking.likely@NoWay.com> - 2018-12-16 14:20 +0000
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