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| From | mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | sci.physics, talk.politics.guns, alt.checkmate |
| Subject | Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed |
| Date | 2018-12-15 18:49 -0500 |
| Organization | here and there |
| Message-ID | <pv43tp$j6l$1@gioia.aioe.org> (permalink) |
| References | <pv2k8l$1tt2$1@gioia.aioe.org> <MPG.367ee363791189b9995afc@news.altopia.com> |
Cross-posted to 3 groups.
On 12/15/2018 1:10 PM, Checkmate wrote: > [This followup was posted to alt.checkmate and a copy was sent to the > cited author.] > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > Checkmate! In article <pv2k8l$1tt2$1@gioia.aioe.org>, kkensington01 > @gmail.nospam.invalid says... >>> bork >>> borkAustralian researchers recently bred Port Jackson sharks in a tank >>> borkwarmed to a temperature likely to occur at the end of the century if >>> borkclimate change continues: >>> bork >>> borkhttps://www.livescience.com/64261-global-warming-makes-sharks-right-handed.html > > I wonder how much this ridiculous "scientific study" cost the Australian > taxpayers? I'm not surprised that some of the sharks died. Sharks tend > to not survive well in aquarium tanks. Whether sharks show a preference > for swimming to the left or right... who gives a fuck? Perhaps the first > shark decided to go right, and the others just followed him. > > I also liked this little gem: "Sharks born in hotter waters may be > forced to develop more quickly and may be left with physically smaller > brains than sharks who develop under today's conditions, the team wrote." > Will they be drafting a research grant proposal to try to answer this > burning question as well? Do "right-handed" sharks have smaller brains? > Is being right-handed a sign of smaller braininess? Are you going to > stay up nights worrying about small-brained, right-handed sharks now? > Are you right-handed? Maybe there's a bible story about sharks where we can learn the truth without spending money except for the free DVD you get with a small donation of only $19.95/month. Oh. Here it is, in Engish: Genesis 1:20-23 English Standard Version (ESV) 20 And God said, Let the waters swarm with swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the heavens. 21 So God created the great sea creatures and every living creature that moves, with which the waters swarm, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 And God blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth.” 23 And there was evening and there was morning, the fifth day. And they were vegans before Adam and Eve sinned with the snake and the apple: Genesis 1:29-31 English Standard Version (ESV) 29 And God said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit. You shall have them for food. 30 And to every beast of the earth and to every bird of the heavens and to everything that creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have given every green plant for food.” And it was so. 31 And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day. So, there's the facts. Send me $19.95 via Paypal. -- Grizzly H.
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Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-15 05:15 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-15 08:18 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-15 10:10 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-12-15 18:49 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-16 09:46 -0600
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:30 +0000
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 00:15 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:17 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:40 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 09:51 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 10:06 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-17 10:19 -0600
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-18 07:42 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-12-18 08:26 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-18 09:48 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-18 09:33 -0600
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-18 09:29 -0600
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-18 14:16 -0700
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-18 21:35 +0000
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-18 15:03 -0700
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:50 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:33 -0700
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 12:27 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 15:38 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 20:04 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2018-12-16 14:52 -0600
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 15:59 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed invalid@invalid.invalid (Ï) - 2018-12-16 21:11 +0000
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 16:29 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed tripeco.2@parody.personae.invalid (Tr!pe) - 2018-12-16 21:56 +0000
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-17 03:44 +0000
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-17 10:42 -0500
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-12-16 16:31 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 20:08 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 22:19 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-17 05:28 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-17 08:31 -0700
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:32 -0700
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:51 -0700
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:39 -0500
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:34 -0700
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-12-15 17:11 -0500
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-15 17:32 -0500
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:52 -0500
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2018-12-15 17:09 -0700
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-15 17:55 -0800
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2018-12-15 19:05 -0700
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2018-12-15 20:08 -0600
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:34 +0000
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:56 -0500
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:37 +0000
Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 00:16 -0800
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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-12-15 19:04 -0500
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