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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed

From Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn>
Newsgroups sci.physics, talk.politics.guns, alt.checkmate
Subject Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed
Date 2018-12-15 10:10 -0800
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[This followup was posted to alt.checkmate and a copy was sent to the 
cited author.]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate!  In article <pv2k8l$1tt2$1@gioia.aioe.org>, kkensington01
@gmail.nospam.invalid says...


>>bork
>>borkAustralian researchers recently bred Port Jackson sharks in a tank 
>>borkwarmed to a temperature likely to occur at the end of the century if 
>>borkclimate change continues:
>>bork
>>borkhttps://www.livescience.com/64261-global-warming-makes-sharks-right-handed.html

I wonder how much this ridiculous "scientific study" cost the Australian 
taxpayers?  I'm not surprised that some of the sharks died.  Sharks tend 
to not survive well in aquarium tanks.  Whether sharks show a preference 
for swimming to the left or right... who gives a fuck?  Perhaps the first 
shark decided to go right, and the others just followed him.

I also liked this little gem:  "Sharks born in hotter waters may be 
forced to develop more quickly and may be left with physically smaller 
brains than sharks who develop under today's conditions, the team wrote."
Will they be drafting a research grant proposal to try to answer this 
burning question as well?  Do "right-handed" sharks have smaller brains?  
Is being right-handed a sign of smaller braininess?  Are you going to 
stay up nights worrying about small-brained, right-handed sharks now?  
Are you right-handed?

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Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-15 05:15 -0500
  Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-15 08:18 -0500
  Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-15 10:10 -0800
    Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-12-15 18:49 -0500
      Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-16 09:46 -0600
    Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:30 +0000
      Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 00:15 -0800
        Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:17 -0500
          Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:40 -0500
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 09:51 -0500
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 10:06 -0800
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-17 10:19 -0600
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-18 07:42 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-12-18 08:26 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-18 09:48 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-18 09:33 -0600
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-18 09:29 -0600
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-18 14:16 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-18 21:35 +0000
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-18 15:03 -0700
          Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:50 -0500
          Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:33 -0700
          Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 12:27 -0800
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 15:38 -0500
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 20:04 -0800
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2018-12-16 14:52 -0600
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 15:59 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed invalid@invalid.invalid (Ï) - 2018-12-16 21:11 +0000
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 16:29 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed tripeco.2@parody.personae.invalid (Tr!pe) - 2018-12-16 21:56 +0000
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-17 03:44 +0000
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-17 10:42 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-16 14:13 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-12-16 16:31 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 20:08 -0800
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 22:19 -0800
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-17 05:28 -0500
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-17 08:31 -0700
        Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:32 -0700
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      Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:39 -0500
        Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:34 -0700
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