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On 9/2/2018 2:05 AM, benj wrote:
> On 9/1/2018 11:10 PM, mixed nuts wrote:
>> On 9/1/2018 9:58 PM, Catalina wrote:
>>> "Checkmate"  wrote:
>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>> Checkmate!  In article <bhpvs5.u2u.17.1@news.alt.net>, 
>>>> Catalina@beach.sun
>>>> says...
>>>>> I've got a math problem for you.  I thought it was very simple, but
>>>>> apparently I am stupid.  This past month, my pharmacist shorted me 10
>>>>> pills.
>>>>> This month, I have to go early, because my 30 day script was 
>>>>> shorted 10
>>>>> pills.  How many pills do you think is in the bottle?
>>>>
>>>> I used to have a problem with a pharmacy that couldn't count oxys
>>>> properly, but everything else was always right on the money.  They
>>>> shorted me twice on the oxys, and wouldn't do shit about it.  I should
>>>> have just turned them in to DEA, because someone there was obviously
>>>> stealing them.
>>>
>>> I cannot tell if it is theft or stupidity.  I was shorted 10 last 
>>> time, with
>>> a sticker that reads, "partial order we owe: 10" The 10 is 
>>> handwritten.  The
>>> new bottle has the label for 30, with the 30 being marked out and 20 
>>> written
>>> next to it, with the word ovred.  When I call them, I have to explain 
>>> it 3
>>> times, and then they tell me they "overfilled" it for August, and I 
>>> stithe help of ll
>>> have September waiting, but I already picked up September's refill, 
>>> when I
>>> picked this up.  Amazing these idiots can graduate with a degree in
>>> pharmacy, and cannot add or subtract to 30 tablets.  Same way Obama
>>> graduated.
>>
>> Obama isn't a pharmacist.  He graduated Magna Cum Laude from Harvard 
>> Law, taught law, and became president without the help of bone spurs 
>> and porn hookers and Russians.  So counting pills had nothing to do 
>> with his professional training or subsequent employment.
>>
> Graduated with highest honors as a professional liar.
> A pill counter would have been a more respectable profession.

Go Benjie, go.  Order that pizza.

-- 
Grizzly H.

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  Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-08-25 11:28 -0400
    Re: Interesting math problem... % <persent@gmail.com> - 2018-08-25 08:30 -0700
      Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-08-25 12:20 -0400
        Re: Interesting math problem... "Catalina" <Catalina@beach.sun> - 2018-08-26 00:30 -0400
          Re: Interesting math problem... Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2018-08-25 21:55 -0700
            Re: Interesting math problem... turkey <turkey@invalid.none> - 2018-08-26 12:11 -0400
              Re: Interesting math problem... Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2018-08-26 10:39 -0700
            Re: Interesting math problem... "Catalina" <Catalina@beach.sun> - 2018-09-01 21:58 -0400
              Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-09-01 23:10 -0400
                Re: Interesting math problem... "Catalina" <Catalina@beach.sun> - 2018-09-02 00:10 -0400
                Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-09-02 01:04 -0400
                Re: Interesting math problem... "Catalina" <Catalina@beach.sun> - 2018-09-02 02:00 -0400
                Re: Interesting math problem... vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2018-09-02 06:54 +0000
                Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-09-02 03:36 -0400
                Re: Interesting math problem... benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-09-02 02:02 -0400
                Re: Interesting math problem... benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-09-02 02:05 -0400
                Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-09-02 03:42 -0400
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            Re: Interesting math problem... % <persent@gmail.com> - 2018-08-26 12:18 -0700
              Re: Interesting math problem... "Catalina" <Catalina@beach.sun> - 2018-09-01 22:00 -0400
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    Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-08-26 13:52 -0400
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