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On 9/1/2018 11:10 PM, mixed nuts wrote:
> On 9/1/2018 9:58 PM, Catalina wrote:
>> "Checkmate"  wrote:
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>> Checkmate!  In article <bhpvs5.u2u.17.1@news.alt.net>, 
>>> Catalina@beach.sun
>>> says...
>>>> I've got a math problem for you.  I thought it was very simple, but
>>>> apparently I am stupid.  This past month, my pharmacist shorted me 10
>>>> pills.
>>>> This month, I have to go early, because my 30 day script was shorted 10
>>>> pills.  How many pills do you think is in the bottle?
>>>
>>> I used to have a problem with a pharmacy that couldn't count oxys
>>> properly, but everything else was always right on the money.  They
>>> shorted me twice on the oxys, and wouldn't do shit about it.  I should
>>> have just turned them in to DEA, because someone there was obviously
>>> stealing them.
>>
>> I cannot tell if it is theft or stupidity.  I was shorted 10 last 
>> time, with
>> a sticker that reads, "partial order we owe: 10" The 10 is 
>> handwritten.  The
>> new bottle has the label for 30, with the 30 being marked out and 20 
>> written
>> next to it, with the word ovred.  When I call them, I have to explain 
>> it 3
>> times, and then they tell me they "overfilled" it for August, and I 
>> stithe help of ll
>> have September waiting, but I already picked up September's refill, 
>> when I
>> picked this up.  Amazing these idiots can graduate with a degree in
>> pharmacy, and cannot add or subtract to 30 tablets.  Same way Obama
>> graduated.
> 
> Obama isn't a pharmacist.  He graduated Magna Cum Laude from Harvard 
> Law, taught law, and became president without the help of bone spurs and 
> porn hookers and Russians.  So counting pills had nothing to do with his 
> professional training or subsequent employment.
> 
Graduated with highest honors as a professional liar.
A pill counter would have been a more respectable profession.

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  Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-08-25 11:28 -0400
    Re: Interesting math problem... % <persent@gmail.com> - 2018-08-25 08:30 -0700
      Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-08-25 12:20 -0400
        Re: Interesting math problem... "Catalina" <Catalina@beach.sun> - 2018-08-26 00:30 -0400
          Re: Interesting math problem... Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2018-08-25 21:55 -0700
            Re: Interesting math problem... turkey <turkey@invalid.none> - 2018-08-26 12:11 -0400
              Re: Interesting math problem... Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2018-08-26 10:39 -0700
            Re: Interesting math problem... "Catalina" <Catalina@beach.sun> - 2018-09-01 21:58 -0400
              Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-09-01 23:10 -0400
                Re: Interesting math problem... "Catalina" <Catalina@beach.sun> - 2018-09-02 00:10 -0400
                Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-09-02 01:04 -0400
                Re: Interesting math problem... "Catalina" <Catalina@beach.sun> - 2018-09-02 02:00 -0400
                Re: Interesting math problem... vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2018-09-02 06:54 +0000
                Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-09-02 03:36 -0400
                Re: Interesting math problem... benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-09-02 02:02 -0400
                Re: Interesting math problem... benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-09-02 02:05 -0400
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            Re: Interesting math problem... % <persent@gmail.com> - 2018-08-26 12:18 -0700
              Re: Interesting math problem... "Catalina" <Catalina@beach.sun> - 2018-09-01 22:00 -0400
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