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Checkmate!  In article <bhpvs5.u2u.17.1@news.alt.net>, Catalina@beach.sun 
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> 
> "mixed nuts" <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message 
> news:plrvkk$tmn$2@gioia.aioe.org...
> > On 8/25/2018 11:30 AM, % wrote:
> >> On 2018-08-25 8:28 AM, mixed nuts wrote:
> >>> On 8/25/2018 11:08 AM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> What is the square root of 12345678987654321?
> >>>>
> >>>> You'll probably have to do it on paper as I doubt
> >>>> calculators have a long enough entry space.
> >>>
> >>> 111111111
> >>>
> >>> Stable genius with great and very fantastic and amazing genes don't need 
> >>> paper or calculator.
> >>>
> >> i get paid to do math assignments
> >
> > I get paid to do math but it's not assignments.
> 
> I've got a math problem for you.  I thought it was very simple, but 
> apparently I am stupid.  This past month, my pharmacist shorted me 10 pills. 
> This month, I have to go early, because my 30 day script was shorted 10 
> pills.  How many pills do you think is in the bottle?

I used to have a problem with a pharmacy that couldn't count oxys 
properly, but everything else was always right on the money.  They 
shorted me twice on the oxys, and wouldn't do shit about it.  I should 
have just turned them in to DEA, because someone there was obviously 
stealing them.

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Interesting math problem... "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-08-25 11:08 -0400
  Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-08-25 11:28 -0400
    Re: Interesting math problem... % <persent@gmail.com> - 2018-08-25 08:30 -0700
      Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-08-25 12:20 -0400
        Re: Interesting math problem... "Catalina" <Catalina@beach.sun> - 2018-08-26 00:30 -0400
          Re: Interesting math problem... Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2018-08-25 21:55 -0700
            Re: Interesting math problem... turkey <turkey@invalid.none> - 2018-08-26 12:11 -0400
              Re: Interesting math problem... Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2018-08-26 10:39 -0700
            Re: Interesting math problem... "Catalina" <Catalina@beach.sun> - 2018-09-01 21:58 -0400
              Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-09-01 23:10 -0400
          Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-08-26 07:28 -0400
            Re: Interesting math problem... % <persent@gmail.com> - 2018-08-26 12:18 -0700
              Re: Interesting math problem... "Catalina" <Catalina@beach.sun> - 2018-09-01 22:00 -0400
  Re: Interesting math problem... Helmut Wabnig <hwabnig@.- --- -.dotat> - 2018-08-26 18:02 +0200
    Re: Interesting math problem... mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-08-26 13:52 -0400
      Re: Interesting math problem... Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> - 2018-08-26 14:20 -0500

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