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| From | DFS <nospam@dfs.com> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | comp.os.linux.advocacy |
| Subject | Re: Linux User Superiority |
| Date | 2016-03-27 11:18 -0400 |
| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
| Message-ID | <nd8tdk$nmo$1@dont-email.me> (permalink) |
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On 3/27/2016 9:33 AM, Fabian Russell wrote: > On Sat, 26 Mar 2016 23:32:14 -0400, DFS wrote: > >> >> It's kind of a big deal. >> > > For you it must be an extremely big deal. > > You do NOTHING with a computer but only watch what other people > do with computers. > > Only a simpleton par excellance would care about such trivial > shit. > > You are like the unattractive spinster that vicariously follows > every movement of the Hollywood crowd through various cheap tabloids. > > You are like the tattered voyeurs that frequent the "peep shows" > in the red light district. > > You couldn't even produce a set of mailing labels on a randomly > selected office suite, but you know which one is the hottest seller. > > You are not even an approximation. You are a complete and utter fail. > > Your opinions and judgments will always be worth less than a pile > of dog shit. I can tell how little they mean to you: every time I post an opinion you rant and froth and tell us how much you hate Microsoft and how great you are at every computing task under the sun. But guess what, little fella? Monday morning is coming soon, and it's Windows you'll be booting up at work. Again. Here, have some fun with my 2011 Ode To Crapware. Best when read out loud. ----------------------------------------------------------- A is for "advocate", who freeloads the code Their shameless hypocrisy we do like to goad Each Monday am it's Windows they boot Free software means nothing in the face of big loot B is for bash, they call it a shell New users are flummoxed and shout "What the hell?" Bourne Again Shell is it's formal birth name It's now 23 years old and still POSIX-tively lame C is for chown, a most geeky task Watch the NFS files or it could bite your ass If it throws an ENOMEM and you know what that means You should take a long break from your grimy green screens D is for distro, a pile of crap code They multiply like roaches and they're free to download You can try 1 a day for the rest of your life Some geeks prefer it to having a wife E is for ext4, an extended filesystem It waits to write data - it delays allocation 4 is the safest with journal checksumming If 5 has no fragments the geeks won't stop cumming F is for Fedora, a "community" distro What I want to know is why they do Spin it so? They say "Freedom. Friends. Features. First." is their slogan But the software they give me comes deep from their colon G is for GNU, a kernel-less mess The founder eats toejam, in public no less They say they want software which respects your freedom But they won't endorse Slackware - that surely is real dumb H is for Hurd, a long-delayed kernel The struggle to code it has become eternal The most inner layer of Hurd is named Mach The junk heaped around it is just GuhNoo crock I is for inode, they keep your files ordered If they run out your hard drive just might be slaughtered inodes don't store filenames, or data, in fact ls -i? find -inum? huh? What crap J is for JACK, a sound API Or is it a daemon? Pick one and say why Whatever you choose is the actual meaning The crapware is still in the middle of weaning K is for KDE, a once-proud desktop But lately here now it's reverting to slop They added plasmoids and widgets galore! And just turned it into a new open sore L is for Linux, a horrid platform If it's on your computer you're just not the norm You tinker and toy and waste all the day "Why?" is the question but no one can say M is for manpages, so-called documentation 5 minutes with them and you'll know frustration getpid and setsid will become your new friends You'll slit both wrists open before reaching the end N is for netbook, upon which Linux fails The people cried out "We want Windows for sale!" The return rates were high, and for very good reason Lunix slop always was and will be out of season O is for open source, they say you should read it But only 1 in 1 million really does need it If it looks just like pages of gobbledygook You're sane and you're normal and not some Linux kook P is for package, a collection of bytes Before you install it you must have the rights It will only install with the correct dependencies If you know what this means you have Lunix tendencies Q is for Quit, though they really mean Exit Exit means Exit so why don't they fix Quit? If Quit doesn't Quit and the app doesn't leave Click Shutdown and reboot the Windows CD R is for Reiser, a murdering man He killed, hid the body, then quickly he ran Five-O caught him squirming in Momma's downstairs He lied and he weaseled and avoided the chair S is for segfault, you will see it often One might even greet you as soon as you login A dereferenced NULL pointer is one common cause It's another of the slopware's innumerable flaws T is for text files, they config the crapware They're scattered all over, but who really knows where? .bashrc is hidden, while bashrc is not The difference is unclear - it's hidden by .dot U is for Ubuntu, an ungodly mess Its developers are crappy and need to confess The forums are filled to the brim with complaints It freezes so much it would test all the saints V is for vi, a ridiculous text editor You'll have better luck evading a creditor Some say use Vim, that it's quite an improvement Or so that's the claim from the geek in the basement W is for women, who really hate Linux They don't know and don't care how much Tux really sux They want to be treated with respect and humanity Is that too much to ask of the man-child community? X is for xargs, a CLI piece of crap I'd much rather suffer a flubbed spinal tap If xargs is "more safer and easy to use" Why is my poor Grandma so scared and confused? Y is for YUM, just another install tool 25 package managers? Lunix looks like a fool None of them gives you the options you want The hobbyist developers were just trying to flaunt Z is for zombie, a process that won't die Your crapbox may have thousands - nobody knows why Kill the parent process and the zombie could live on Kill the parent crapware and inspire this alphabet song... Copyright DFS, 2011 ----------------------------------------------------------- heh!
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Linux User Superiority Fabian Russell <fb@zen.info> - 2016-03-25 22:40 +0000
Re: Linux User Superiority Nobody <nobody@nowhere.net> - 2016-03-25 18:47 -0400
Jesse Rehmer, please don't drop this post... Jeff-Relf.Me <@.> - 2016-03-25 17:25 -0700
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Re: Linux User Superiority DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-03-26 11:39 -0400
Re: Linux User Superiority Fabian Russell <fb@zen.info> - 2016-03-26 18:20 +0000
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Re: Linux User Superiority Fabian Russell <fb@zen.info> - 2016-03-27 13:33 +0000
Re: Linux User Superiority DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-03-27 11:18 -0400
Re: Linux User Superiority Nobody <nobody@nowhere.net> - 2016-03-27 11:21 -0400
Re: Linux User Superiority Fabian Russell <fb@zen.info> - 2016-03-27 13:43 +0000
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