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Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite.

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In message <MPG.313903be803695e398c8e2@news.altopia.com>, "Checkmate, 
DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> writes
>In article <skkucblv85luhrr7mio35bv3mp3tbtdoe9@4ax.com>,
>skeet@invalid.invalid says...
>
>
>>
>> On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 17:38:47 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>>
>> >Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>> >
>> >Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
>> >Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler), socked up as
>> >Psychotic Chicken, in <news:fP5tnjAOOYzWFw4M@btinternet.com> did
>> >thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:
>> >
>> >> Ladies, Gentlemen ... I must make the following statement.  Checkmate
>> >> who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional instability a few
>> >> months ago has been totally vindicated and proven right.  I have spent
>> >> the last four weeks of my life in a maximum security mental hospital
>> >> considered too dangerous to leave or go home for the first 3 weeks. It
>> >> was only when I started to respond to the maximum doses of
>> >> tranquillisers and electro-shock treatment that up until then had been
>> >> having no effect that finally the doctors have decided upon granting me
>> >> a little compassionate leave to go home and have a shower to wash away
>> >> all the drool and blood that I had so misguidedly inflicted upon myself.
>> >>
>> >> After a few months more of this emergency treatment I may be permitted
>> >> to finally go home and continue my life under permanent house arrest.
>> >> The days of my liberty are past ... now I humbly submit myself to your
>> >> scorn and retribution.
>> >>
>> >> I am so ... so ... sorry for what I did.
>> >>
>> >> I'm sure people will be overjoyed to hear that I am now typing on a
>> >> laptop that went to the shop to be repaired and has come back with
>> >> problems it didn't have before.  If this laptop crashes while I'm in
>> >> here that will be the end of my posting.  I'm sure most of the newsgroup
>> >> would be more than happy if that were to occur.
>> >
>> >Awww, Chimpy's frogging Bill Jillians so he can prok'lame 'victolly!'.
>> >
>> >He's just pathetic enough to do something like that.
>> >
>> ><snicker>
>>
>> Better than trying out yourself like you did eh looser?
>
>The funny thing, is it's not me.  First Fakey can't make up his mind
>what my name is, and now his failed sleuthing skillz have me making
>posts I didn't even make.  I guess he thinks I'm the ONLY one who likes
>to mock him...
>
>Oh, yeah:  LOL, etc... (tm)
>

Still unable to reply to me yourself then?

Shame on you laddie.

-- 
Bill Jillians (Formosa'd by Checkmate)

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Compassion - Christopher Germer)

Most Boring poster ever (along with Fakey)

"Better quality than Sw, MM, MSp, idlehands and Doctor WTF combined." Dave
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Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-25 17:38 +0100
  Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-25 12:15 -0700
    Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-25 12:28 -0800
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-25 15:14 -0600
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-25 14:27 -0800
          Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-27 14:41 +0000
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-25 16:32 -0800
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-27 14:39 +0000
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "B00py Gurl" <B00py@gurl.yep> - 2016-02-25 18:10 -0600
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-25 19:28 -0500
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-25 16:58 -0800
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Chicken F*cker DOW #4 <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-27 11:50 +0000
    Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-26 05:59 +0100
  Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-27 14:36 +0000

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