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Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite.

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In message <MPG.31391f89265b0c9998c8e7@news.altopia.com>, "Checkmate, 
DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> writes
>In article <6o6dneIEHpkp81LLnZ2dnUU7-SednZ2d@scnresearch.com>,
>pandora@peak.org says...
>
>
>>
>> On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 12:28:22 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
>>
>> > In article <skkucblv85luhrr7mio35bv3mp3tbtdoe9@4ax.com>,
>> > skeet@invalid.invalid says...
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >> On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 17:38:47 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>> >> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>> >> >
>> >> >Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
>> >> >Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler), socked up as
>> >> >Psychotic Chicken, in <news:fP5tnjAOOYzWFw4M@btinternet.com> did
>> >> >thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:
>> >> >
>> >> >> Ladies, Gentlemen ... I must make the following statement.
>> >> >> Checkmate who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional
>> >> >> instability a few months ago has been totally vindicated and proven
>> >> >> right.  I have spent the last four weeks of my life in a maximum
>> >> >> security mental hospital considered too dangerous to leave or go
>> >> >> home for the first 3 weeks. It was only when I started to respond to
>> >> >> the maximum doses of tranquillisers and electro-shock treatment that
>> >> >> up until then had been having no effect that finally the doctors
>> >> >> have decided upon granting me a little compassionate leave to go
>> >> >> home and have a shower to wash away all the drool and blood that I
>> >> >> had so misguidedly inflicted upon myself.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> After a few months more of this emergency treatment I may be
>> >> >> permitted to finally go home and continue my life under permanent
>> >> >> house arrest. The days of my liberty are past ... now I humbly
>> >> >> submit myself to your scorn and retribution.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I am so ... so ... sorry for what I did.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I'm sure people will be overjoyed to hear that I am now typing on a
>> >> >> laptop that went to the shop to be repaired and has come back with
>> >> >> problems it didn't have before.  If this laptop crashes while I'm in
>> >> >> here that will be the end of my posting.  I'm sure most of the
>> >> >> newsgroup would be more than happy if that were to occur.
>> >> >
>> >> >Awww, Chimpy's frogging Bill Jillians so he can prok'lame 'victolly!'.
>> >> >
>> >> >He's just pathetic enough to do something like that.
>> >> >
>> >> ><snicker>
>> >>
>> >> Better than trying out yourself like you did eh looser?
>> >
>> > The funny thing, is it's not me.  First Fakey can't make up his mind
>> > what my name is, and now his failed sleuthing skillz have me making
>> > posts I didn't even make.  I guess he thinks I'm the ONLY one who likes
>> > to mock him...
>> >
>> > Oh, yeah:  LOL, etc... (tm)
>>
>> The post may be genuine.  Chicken fucker over in RADW tells the same
>> story.  You were right to Formosa him; he's mentally unstable.
>
>'Ee's a feckin' lo0n!
>

Which is far preferable to whatever you might think you are.
-- 
Bill Jillians

Maybe he is not well. Infirmity doth neglect all office. Whereto our health
is bound. We are not ourselves when nature, being oppressed, commands the mind
to suffer with the body.  I'll forbear, and am fallen out with my more headier
will.
- Lear- King Lear Act 2 Scene 2 by William Shakespeare.

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Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-25 17:38 +0100
  Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-25 12:15 -0700
    Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-25 12:28 -0800
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-02-25 15:14 -0600
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-25 14:27 -0800
          Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-27 14:41 +0000
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-25 16:32 -0800
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-27 14:39 +0000
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "B00py Gurl" <B00py@gurl.yep> - 2016-02-25 18:10 -0600
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-25 19:28 -0500
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-25 16:58 -0800
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Chicken F*cker DOW #4 <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-27 11:50 +0000
    Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-26 05:59 +0100
  Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-27 14:36 +0000

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