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Re: So, it's 6:30 AM

From "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep>
Newsgroups alt.checkmate, alt.sixtyplus
Subject Re: So, it's 6:30 AM
Date 2019-11-29 11:22 -0600
Organization Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - www.altopia.com
Message-ID <cno9la.b8s.19.1@news.alt.net> (permalink)
References <qrog2h$4mj$1@gioia.aioe.org> <cnmsd6.280.19.1@news.alt.net> <cnnvft.c9v.19.11@news.alt.net>

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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message 
news:cnnvft.c9v.19.11@news.alt.net...
> On 2019-11-28 9:29 p.m., Marilyn Merlot wrote:
>> "mixed nuts" <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message
>> news:qrog2h$4mj$1@gioia.aioe.org...
>>> And I'm just waking up - slow.  It's raining.  It's windy - not gusty,
>>> just a good steady wind about 20-30 mph from the north driving the 
>>> snorain
>>> against the window. And it's just getting light outside (30 minutes to
>>> sunrise).
>>
>> My morning turned to shit in a hurry.  I made coffee, didn't bother to 
>> turn
>> on the computer, had to cook, then shower, makeup & hair. . .
>>
>> I made it to coffee, and was just waiting for it to cool off enough to
>> drink, then my male cat on death row, spilled it all over my desk, and if
>> that was not bad enough, my top drawer was opened an inch, so it flooded 
>> my
>> drawer, chair, floor, sigh.
>>
>> I made it only 8 minutes late.  <normally 15 min early>
>>>
>>> Then, I heard a bumpity bump noise.  It's like the noise you get when
>>> there's a branch on the roof, or a raccoon, or a bobcat chasing a 
>>> raccoon,
>>> or something.  So that woke me up because it might mean I gotta drag 
>>> some
>>> junk off the roof so it won't get wrecked, unless it already is, which
>>> means I'll be up there inspecting, and maybe patching.
>>>
>>> Well, I stumbled to the bathroom, did my morning thing, checked the
>>> thermometer (34F) and heard the noise again but this time it was a
>>> buppbupp bupp bupp buppbuppbupp noise, which can only mean that the bird
>>> guys with their camo everything and PFDs and tactical underwear and
>>> semi-automatic tactical shotguns are out there in the flooded marshes
>>> defending America from immigrant waterfowls (season opened yesterday).
>>
>> It's hunting season.  When we got back from the oil patch, I walked 
>> behind
>> the house and saw six deer, about 40 feet away.  I'm not sure who was the
>> most surprised.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
> notice no one even replied to this due to it's bovine stench

Whatever, I'll try to dumb it down for you, again.

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So, it's 6:30 AM mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2019-11-28 07:54 -0500
  Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 06:39 -0700
    Re: So, it's 6:30 AM mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2019-11-28 09:22 -0500
      Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 10:03 -0700
        Re: So, it's 6:30 AM mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2019-11-28 12:10 -0500
          Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 10:24 -0700
            Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-28 12:31 -0500
              Re: So, it's 6:30 AM snipeco.2@gmail.com (Wader of Doom) - 2019-11-28 17:49 +0000
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 11:04 -0700
          Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2019-11-28 12:54 -0800
            Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 14:02 -0700
              Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Scooter <scooter@fairplay.invalid> - 2019-11-28 21:27 +0000
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-28 16:34 -0500
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 18:05 -0800
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2019-11-28 22:59 -0500
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 15:01 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Anonymous <no_email@invalid.invalid> - 2019-11-28 22:18 +0000
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 15:42 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Persent is a Raging Faggot <persentlovesthecock@faggotry.com> - 2019-12-08 00:25 -0600
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Kernal Korn <vet@invalid.com> - 2019-12-08 10:22 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Persent is a Raging Faggot <persentlovesthecock@faggotry.com> - 2019-12-08 00:23 -0600
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Steve <steve-usenet-posts@gmx.com> - 2019-11-29 00:05 +0000
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Scooter <scooter@fairplay.invalid> - 2019-11-29 14:33 +0000
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "%" <%@percent.invalid> - 2019-12-17 16:16 +0000
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Persent is a Raging Faggot <persentlovesthecock@faggotry.com> - 2019-12-20 09:38 -0600
  Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Steve <steve-usenet-posts@gmx.com> - 2019-11-28 14:02 +0000
  Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-28 22:29 -0600
    Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 07:28 -0700
      Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-29 11:07 -0500
      Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 11:22 -0600
        Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 10:53 -0700
          Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 12:06 -0600
            Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:12 -0700
              Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 12:18 -0600
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:28 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-29 13:35 -0500
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:39 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:48 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 12:57 -0600
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 12:18 -0700
    Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-29 11:05 -0500
      Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 11:21 -0600
        Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 10:57 -0700
          Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 12:08 -0600
            Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:16 -0700
              Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 12:21 -0600
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:31 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 12:45 -0600
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:54 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 12:58 -0600
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 12:19 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-11-30 02:39 +0000
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-30 06:28 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-29 13:37 -0500
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:43 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-29 14:03 -0500
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 12:19 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-29 14:23 -0500
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 12:29 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-11-30 02:36 +0000
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-30 06:27 -0700
        Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-12-02 01:14 -0800
          Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-02 06:07 -0700
            Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-12-02 23:22 -0600
              Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 10:02 -0700
          Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-12-02 23:21 -0600
            Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-12-03 10:16 -0500
            Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 10:09 -0700
              Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-12-03 12:18 -0500
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 10:21 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-12-03 12:53 -0500
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 11:06 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 11:06 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 11:06 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 11:06 -0700
                Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 11:06 -0700
      Re: So, it's 6:30 AM vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-11-30 02:18 +0000

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