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| From | "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | alt.checkmate, alt.sixtyplus |
| Subject | Re: So, it's 6:30 AM |
| Date | 2019-11-28 22:29 -0600 |
| Organization | Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - www.altopia.com |
| Message-ID | <cnmsd6.280.19.1@news.alt.net> (permalink) |
| References | <qrog2h$4mj$1@gioia.aioe.org> |
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"mixed nuts" <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message news:qrog2h$4mj$1@gioia.aioe.org... > And I'm just waking up - slow. It's raining. It's windy - not gusty, > just a good steady wind about 20-30 mph from the north driving the snorain > against the window. And it's just getting light outside (30 minutes to > sunrise). My morning turned to shit in a hurry. I made coffee, didn't bother to turn on the computer, had to cook, then shower, makeup & hair. . . I made it to coffee, and was just waiting for it to cool off enough to drink, then my male cat on death row, spilled it all over my desk, and if that was not bad enough, my top drawer was opened an inch, so it flooded my drawer, chair, floor, sigh. I made it only 8 minutes late. <normally 15 min early> > > Then, I heard a bumpity bump noise. It's like the noise you get when > there's a branch on the roof, or a raccoon, or a bobcat chasing a raccoon, > or something. So that woke me up because it might mean I gotta drag some > junk off the roof so it won't get wrecked, unless it already is, which > means I'll be up there inspecting, and maybe patching. > > Well, I stumbled to the bathroom, did my morning thing, checked the > thermometer (34F) and heard the noise again but this time it was a > buppbupp bupp bupp buppbuppbupp noise, which can only mean that the bird > guys with their camo everything and PFDs and tactical underwear and > semi-automatic tactical shotguns are out there in the flooded marshes > defending America from immigrant waterfowls (season opened yesterday). It's hunting season. When we got back from the oil patch, I walked behind the house and saw six deer, about 40 feet away. I'm not sure who was the most surprised.
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So, it's 6:30 AM mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2019-11-28 07:54 -0500
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 06:39 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2019-11-28 09:22 -0500
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 10:03 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2019-11-28 12:10 -0500
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 10:24 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-28 12:31 -0500
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM snipeco.2@gmail.com (Wader of Doom) - 2019-11-28 17:49 +0000
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 11:04 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2019-11-28 12:54 -0800
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 14:02 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Scooter <scooter@fairplay.invalid> - 2019-11-28 21:27 +0000
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-28 16:34 -0500
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 18:05 -0800
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2019-11-28 22:59 -0500
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 15:01 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Anonymous <no_email@invalid.invalid> - 2019-11-28 22:18 +0000
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-28 15:42 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Persent is a Raging Faggot <persentlovesthecock@faggotry.com> - 2019-12-08 00:25 -0600
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Kernal Korn <vet@invalid.com> - 2019-12-08 10:22 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Persent is a Raging Faggot <persentlovesthecock@faggotry.com> - 2019-12-08 00:23 -0600
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Steve <steve-usenet-posts@gmx.com> - 2019-11-29 00:05 +0000
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Scooter <scooter@fairplay.invalid> - 2019-11-29 14:33 +0000
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "%" <%@percent.invalid> - 2019-12-17 16:16 +0000
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Persent is a Raging Faggot <persentlovesthecock@faggotry.com> - 2019-12-20 09:38 -0600
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Steve <steve-usenet-posts@gmx.com> - 2019-11-28 14:02 +0000
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-28 22:29 -0600
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 07:28 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-29 11:07 -0500
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 11:22 -0600
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 10:53 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 12:06 -0600
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:12 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 12:18 -0600
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:28 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-29 13:35 -0500
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:39 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:48 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 12:57 -0600
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 12:18 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-29 11:05 -0500
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 11:21 -0600
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 10:57 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 12:08 -0600
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:16 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 12:21 -0600
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:31 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 12:45 -0600
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:54 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-11-29 12:58 -0600
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 12:19 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-11-30 02:39 +0000
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-30 06:28 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-29 13:37 -0500
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 11:43 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-29 14:03 -0500
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 12:19 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-11-29 14:23 -0500
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-29 12:29 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-11-30 02:36 +0000
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-11-30 06:27 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-12-02 01:14 -0800
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-02 06:07 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-12-02 23:22 -0600
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 10:02 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Marilyn Merlot" <Marilyn@Melot.yep> - 2019-12-02 23:21 -0600
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-12-03 10:16 -0500
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 10:09 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-12-03 12:18 -0500
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 10:21 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2019-12-03 12:53 -0500
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 11:06 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 11:06 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 11:06 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 11:06 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-03 11:06 -0700
Re: So, it's 6:30 AM vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-11-30 02:18 +0000
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