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Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed

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Newsgroups sci.physics, talk.politics.guns, alt.checkmate
Subject Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed
Date 2018-12-16 08:37 -0700
Organization Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - www.altopia.com
Message-ID <br2h0i.6re.17.1@news.alt.net> (permalink)
References <pv2k8l$1tt2$1@gioia.aioe.org> <MPG.367ee363791189b9995afc@news.altopia.com> <pv4red$qih$9@dont-email.me> <MPG.367fa9663ac8a6bf995b22@news.altopia.com> <MPG.36801e051dc753975a8@news.eternal-september.org>

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On 2018-12-16 8:32 a.m., Skeeter wrote:
> In article <MPG.367fa9663ac8a6bf995b22@news.altopia.com>,
> oshay.shad@yahoo.corn says...
>>
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> Checkmate!  In article <pv4red$qih$9@dont-email.me>, nad318b404
>> @gmail.invalid says...
>>
>>
>> LeBork
>> LeBorkTime to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
>> LeBorkOn Sat, 15 Dec 2018 10:10:15 -0800, Checkmate wrote:
>> LeBork
>> LeBork> [This followup was posted to alt.checkmate and a copy was sent to the
>> LeBork> cited author.]
>> LeBork>
>> LeBork> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> LeBork> Checkmate!  In article <pv2k8l$1tt2$1@gioia.aioe.org>, kkensington01
>> LeBork> @gmail.nospam.invalid says...
>> LeBork>
>> LeBork>
>> LeBork>>>bork borkAustralian researchers recently bred Port Jackson sharks in a
>> LeBork>>>tank borkwarmed to a temperature likely to occur at the end of the
>> LeBork>>>century if borkclimate change continues:
>> LeBork>>>bork
>> LeBork>>>borkhttps://www.livescience.com/64261-global-warming-makes-sharks-right-
>> LeBorkhanded.html
>> LeBork>
>> LeBork> I wonder how much this ridiculous "scientific study" cost the Australian
>> LeBork> taxpayers?  I'm not surprised that some of the sharks died.  Sharks tend
>> LeBork> to not survive well in aquarium tanks.  Whether sharks show a preference
>> LeBork> for swimming to the left or right... who gives a fuck?  Perhaps the
>> LeBork> first shark decided to go right, and the others just followed him.
>> LeBork>
>> LeBork> I also liked this little gem:  "Sharks born in hotter waters may be
>> LeBork> forced to develop more quickly and may be left with physically smaller
>> LeBork> brains than sharks who develop under today's conditions, the team
>> LeBork> wrote."
>> LeBork> Will they be drafting a research grant proposal to try to answer this
>> LeBork> burning question as well?  Do "right-handed" sharks have smaller brains?
>> LeBork> Is being right-handed a sign of smaller braininess?  Are you going to
>> LeBork> stay up nights worrying about small-brained, right-handed sharks now?
>> LeBork> Are you right-handed?
>> LeBork
>> LeBorkThe point kensi is making is: warming the planet is going to have all
>> LeBorkkinds of consequences one might not expect. Consider this: if shark
>> LeBorkbehavior is affected at all, what if they also become more aggressive
>> LeBorktoward humans? On the other hand, perhaps they go extinct, removing a
>> LeBorkkeystone predator from marine ecosystems, with the kind of knock-on
>> LeBorkconsequences that happened when wolves were removed from Yellowstone for
>> LeBorkdecades before eventually being reintroduced?
>> LeBork
>> LeBorkAnd if there's weird stuff like this that we only will be able to
>> LeBorkanticipate because of an unlikely experiment that was done, how much else
>> LeBorkwill take us completely by surprise? And how will these surprises
>> LeBork*interact* with one another?
>> LeBork
>> LeBorkWe see all these things doing something unusual. This thingy teetering
>> LeBorkhere, that thing out of position over there, and so forth. And you have to
>> LeBorkask yourself: is it more likely that we're in a slapstick comedy or a
>> LeBorkFinal Destination movie plot?
>> LeBork
>> LeBorkI suggest you study a few real-world disaster reels. A lot of tragedies
>> LeBorkstarted off with seemingly minor or innocuous warning sings, even humorous
>> LeBorkones, before it suddenly stopped being funny at all. The Tacoma Narrows
>> LeBorkcollapse, for one. Or:
>> LeBork
>> LeBorkhttps://youtu.be/1MFzcl-kZHo
>> LeBork
>> LeBorkhttps://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2005/01/news-animals-tsunami-
>> LeBorksense-coming/
>> LeBork
>> LeBorkhttp://www.rmmagazine.com/2011/05/01/early-warning-signs-of-disasters/
>> LeBork
>> LeBorkhttps://leapfrogservices.com/smartphone-acting-weird-6-signs-you-may-be-
>> LeBorkhacked/
>> LeBork
>> LeBorkhttps://www.deviantart.com/koshplappit/art/The-Beautiful-Warning-Signs-of-
>> LeBorkDisaster-324218488
>> LeBork
>> LeBorkhttps://www.history.com/news/6-bizarre-natural-disasters
>> LeBork
>> LeBorkFrom animals behaving oddly right before a major quake, to odd and
>> LeBorkbeautiful signs in the sky before a severe storm, to the weirdness in the
>> LeBorkelection season that culminated in the disastrous Trump presidency, to
>> LeBorkgorgeous sunsets in 1815 that presaged a lethally bitter winter, to a
>> LeBorkbridge wobbling and flexing strangely shortly before it fell to pieces,
>> LeBorkdisasters have often been presaged by weird signs and symptoms that often
>> LeBorkdidn't seem ominous at the time, and can range from amusing to just plain
>> LeBorkodd.
>> LeBork
>> LeBorkWe should heed the message of the sharks: further global warming WILL have
>> LeBorkunexpected consequences, and some of these WILL be unpleasant.
>>
>> Except that 99.87% of what you just dragged into the conversation
>> deserves non sequitur status when you try to connect it with a squad of
>> ko0ks coming to some highly speculative and probably erroneous
>> conclusions as to whether there really IS such a thing as "right-handed
>> sharks," or whether (if there is) it has anything to do with global
>> warming, or is of any consequence regardless.  This is what's commonly
>> referred to as "junk science".  You simply can't draw any viable
>> conclusions from such sloppy "science," if the word science even belongs
>> anywhere in this conversation.
> 
> Sharks don't have hands.
> 
stop quoting the text it makes the posts too long , troll

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Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-15 05:15 -0500
  Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-15 08:18 -0500
  Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-15 10:10 -0800
    Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-12-15 18:49 -0500
      Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-16 09:46 -0600
    Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:30 +0000
      Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 00:15 -0800
        Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:17 -0500
          Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:40 -0500
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 09:51 -0500
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 10:06 -0800
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-17 10:19 -0600
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-18 07:42 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-12-18 08:26 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-18 09:48 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-18 09:33 -0600
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-18 09:29 -0600
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-18 14:16 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-18 21:35 +0000
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-18 15:03 -0700
          Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:50 -0500
          Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:33 -0700
          Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 12:27 -0800
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 15:38 -0500
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 20:04 -0800
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2018-12-16 14:52 -0600
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 15:59 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed invalid@invalid.invalid (Ï) - 2018-12-16 21:11 +0000
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 16:29 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed tripeco.2@parody.personae.invalid (Tr!pe) - 2018-12-16 21:56 +0000
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-17 03:44 +0000
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-17 10:42 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-16 14:13 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-12-16 16:31 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 20:08 -0800
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 22:19 -0800
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-17 05:28 -0500
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-17 08:31 -0700
        Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:32 -0700
          Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-16 08:37 -0700
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:51 -0700
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-16 08:54 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:57 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-16 09:09 -0700
      Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:39 -0500
        Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:34 -0700
  Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-12-15 17:11 -0500
    Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2018-12-15 15:16 -0700
      Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-15 15:18 -0700
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          Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-15 15:25 -0700
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              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-15 17:32 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2018-12-15 15:40 -0700
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                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-15 16:06 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-15 18:07 -0500
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                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-15 18:09 -0700
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                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-15 18:22 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:52 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-16 07:27 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2018-12-15 17:09 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-15 17:55 -0800
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2018-12-15 19:05 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2018-12-15 20:08 -0600
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:34 +0000
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 00:16 -0800
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-15 15:51 -0700
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                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-15 16:07 -0700
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                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2018-12-15 16:22 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-15 16:25 -0700
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                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-15 17:38 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2018-12-15 17:43 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-15 17:45 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2018-12-15 17:54 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:56 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-16 07:28 -0700
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-12-15 19:07 -0500
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-15 17:10 -0700
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2018-12-15 17:25 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:37 +0000
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                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2018-12-16 16:34 +0000
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