Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed

From	Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn>
Newsgroups	sci.physics, talk.politics.guns, alt.checkmate
Subject	Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed
Date	2018-12-16 00:15 -0800
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate!  In article <pv4red$qih$9@dont-email.me>, nad318b404
@gmail.invalid says...


LeBork
LeBorkTime to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
LeBorkOn Sat, 15 Dec 2018 10:10:15 -0800, Checkmate wrote:
LeBork
LeBork> [This followup was posted to alt.checkmate and a copy was sent to the
LeBork> cited author.]
LeBork> 
LeBork> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
LeBork> Checkmate!  In article <pv2k8l$1tt2$1@gioia.aioe.org>, kkensington01
LeBork> @gmail.nospam.invalid says...
LeBork> 
LeBork> 
LeBork>>>bork borkAustralian researchers recently bred Port Jackson sharks in a
LeBork>>>tank borkwarmed to a temperature likely to occur at the end of the
LeBork>>>century if borkclimate change continues:
LeBork>>>bork
LeBork>>>borkhttps://www.livescience.com/64261-global-warming-makes-sharks-right-
LeBorkhanded.html
LeBork> 
LeBork> I wonder how much this ridiculous "scientific study" cost the Australian
LeBork> taxpayers?  I'm not surprised that some of the sharks died.  Sharks tend
LeBork> to not survive well in aquarium tanks.  Whether sharks show a preference
LeBork> for swimming to the left or right... who gives a fuck?  Perhaps the
LeBork> first shark decided to go right, and the others just followed him.
LeBork> 
LeBork> I also liked this little gem:  "Sharks born in hotter waters may be
LeBork> forced to develop more quickly and may be left with physically smaller
LeBork> brains than sharks who develop under today's conditions, the team
LeBork> wrote."
LeBork> Will they be drafting a research grant proposal to try to answer this
LeBork> burning question as well?  Do "right-handed" sharks have smaller brains?
LeBork> Is being right-handed a sign of smaller braininess?  Are you going to
LeBork> stay up nights worrying about small-brained, right-handed sharks now?
LeBork> Are you right-handed?
LeBork
LeBorkThe point kensi is making is: warming the planet is going to have all 
LeBorkkinds of consequences one might not expect. Consider this: if shark 
LeBorkbehavior is affected at all, what if they also become more aggressive 
LeBorktoward humans? On the other hand, perhaps they go extinct, removing a 
LeBorkkeystone predator from marine ecosystems, with the kind of knock-on 
LeBorkconsequences that happened when wolves were removed from Yellowstone for 
LeBorkdecades before eventually being reintroduced?
LeBork
LeBorkAnd if there's weird stuff like this that we only will be able to 
LeBorkanticipate because of an unlikely experiment that was done, how much else 
LeBorkwill take us completely by surprise? And how will these surprises 
LeBork*interact* with one another?
LeBork
LeBorkWe see all these things doing something unusual. This thingy teetering 
LeBorkhere, that thing out of position over there, and so forth. And you have to 
LeBorkask yourself: is it more likely that we're in a slapstick comedy or a 
LeBorkFinal Destination movie plot?
LeBork
LeBorkI suggest you study a few real-world disaster reels. A lot of tragedies 
LeBorkstarted off with seemingly minor or innocuous warning sings, even humorous 
LeBorkones, before it suddenly stopped being funny at all. The Tacoma Narrows 
LeBorkcollapse, for one. Or:
LeBork
LeBorkhttps://youtu.be/1MFzcl-kZHo
LeBork
LeBorkhttps://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2005/01/news-animals-tsunami-
LeBorksense-coming/
LeBork
LeBorkhttp://www.rmmagazine.com/2011/05/01/early-warning-signs-of-disasters/
LeBork
LeBorkhttps://leapfrogservices.com/smartphone-acting-weird-6-signs-you-may-be-
LeBorkhacked/
LeBork
LeBorkhttps://www.deviantart.com/koshplappit/art/The-Beautiful-Warning-Signs-of-
LeBorkDisaster-324218488
LeBork
LeBorkhttps://www.history.com/news/6-bizarre-natural-disasters
LeBork
LeBorkFrom animals behaving oddly right before a major quake, to odd and 
LeBorkbeautiful signs in the sky before a severe storm, to the weirdness in the 
LeBorkelection season that culminated in the disastrous Trump presidency, to 
LeBorkgorgeous sunsets in 1815 that presaged a lethally bitter winter, to a 
LeBorkbridge wobbling and flexing strangely shortly before it fell to pieces, 
LeBorkdisasters have often been presaged by weird signs and symptoms that often 
LeBorkdidn't seem ominous at the time, and can range from amusing to just plain 
LeBorkodd.
LeBork
LeBorkWe should heed the message of the sharks: further global warming WILL have 
LeBorkunexpected consequences, and some of these WILL be unpleasant.

Except that 99.87% of what you just dragged into the conversation 
deserves non sequitur status when you try to connect it with a squad of 
ko0ks coming to some highly speculative and probably erroneous 
conclusions as to whether there really IS such a thing as "right-handed 
sharks," or whether (if there is) it has anything to do with global 
warming, or is of any consequence regardless.  This is what's commonly 
referred to as "junk science".  You simply can't draw any viable 
conclusions from such sloppy "science," if the word science even belongs 
anywhere in this conversation.

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Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-15 05:15 -0500
  Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-15 08:18 -0500
  Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-15 10:10 -0800
    Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-12-15 18:49 -0500
      Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-16 09:46 -0600
    Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:30 +0000
      Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 00:15 -0800
        Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:17 -0500
          Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:40 -0500
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 09:51 -0500
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 10:06 -0800
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-17 10:19 -0600
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-18 07:42 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-12-18 08:26 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-18 09:48 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-18 09:33 -0600
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-12-18 09:29 -0600
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-18 14:16 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-18 21:35 +0000
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-18 15:03 -0700
          Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:50 -0500
          Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:33 -0700
          Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 12:27 -0800
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 15:38 -0500
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 20:04 -0800
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2018-12-16 14:52 -0600
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 15:59 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed invalid@invalid.invalid (Ï) - 2018-12-16 21:11 +0000
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 16:29 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed tripeco.2@parody.personae.invalid (Tr!pe) - 2018-12-16 21:56 +0000
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-17 03:44 +0000
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-17 10:42 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed % <%> - 2018-12-16 14:13 -0700
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2018-12-16 16:31 -0500
                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 20:08 -0800
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2018-12-16 22:19 -0800
            Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-12-17 05:28 -0500
              Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-17 08:31 -0700
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      Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:39 -0500
        Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2018-12-16 08:34 -0700
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                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2018-12-16 08:56 -0500
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                Re: Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-12-16 06:37 +0000
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