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  Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-02 18:37 +0100
    Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-03-02 15:19 -0500
      Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-02 15:33 -0500
        Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-03 07:04 +0100
      Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-03 06:58 +0100
        Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-03-03 16:27 -0500
          Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-04 04:22 +0100
            Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-03-03 22:37 -0500
              Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-04 05:18 +0100
              Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-03 21:29 -0800
              Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-04 16:47 -0500
        Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-03 22:21 +0000
          Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-03-03 17:24 -0500
          Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... liquid <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-03 17:31 -0500
            Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-03 22:39 +0000
              Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... liquid <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-03 17:40 -0500
                Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-03 16:39 -0800
                  Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... liquid <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-03 22:21 -0500
                    Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-03 21:26 -0800
            Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-03-03 17:42 -0500
              Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... liquid <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-03 17:43 -0500
                Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-03 16:42 -0800
              Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-03 22:46 +0000
                Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... liquid <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-03 17:47 -0500
              Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-03 16:41 -0800
            Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-04 04:16 +0100
              Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-03-03 22:31 -0500
                Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-04 05:44 +0100
              Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... liquid <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-03 22:32 -0500
                Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-03 21:27 -0800
        Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong... "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-03-03 18:10 -0500

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#558611 — Re: Now anybody can prove fakey wrong...

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
<news:op.ydorotgetm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
into the wood chipper again on Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2016 02:13:31 -0500:

Bwahahahaa! I've got the mathematical moron bleating in the wee hours
because he's so butthurt over proving himself a mathematical moron. So
what does the mathematical moron do? He proves himself an even
*bigger* mathematical moron!

SPNAK!

> https://www.desmos.com/calculator/icvhtewrtx
> 
> \left(150*\sin (120*2*\pi *x)\right)+\left(20.25*\sin (33*2*\pi  
> *x)\right)+\left(1400*\sin (150*2*\pi *x)\right)+\left(20*\sin (5013*2*\pi  
> *x)\right)+\left(600*\sin (13*2*\pi *x)\right)+\left(360*\sin (1209*2*\pi  
> *x)\right)
> 
> figure out that max value, fakey???
> 
> http://i.imgur.com/XS9lhY4.png
> 
> hmm, looks like at t=.4014 the sum is 2461.634, according to that graph.
> 
> remember this output from snickerSinewaveStew.cpp?
> t=+4.0140000000000000498E-1 sum=+2.4616343823447615153E3
> 
> looks like vector summation only works when one knows the correct  
> application for it and you don't, dumbass.

You fecking moron, you're using the wrong equation again. 150 IQ? LOL

All you've done is taken your kooky sinewave subtraction equation and
switched the minus signs to plus signs, because you're a mathematical
moron.

On top of that, I used the sum total of the six sinewaves' maximum
amplitude as a quick acid test to determine whether or not your kooky
sinewave subtraction equation was correct. It wasn't. It isn't.

I also said you'd would have to properly graph it to determine the
result, since it's a complex periodic sinusoid. You haven't. You
can't.

Now, you've k'lamed your kooky sinewave subtraction equation tells us
that by shorting the three phases of 3-phase AC, there is a magical
doubling of voltage, and that there is zero voltage between any two
phases... you'll be getting right on explaining and mathematically
modeling exactly how your magical equation is able to violate
Kirchhoff's Voltage Law and Watt's Law (not to mention common sense),
or you'll admit you're a mathematical moron, and you have no clue how
vector *summation* works.

SPNAK!

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Obsessed Retard. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

-- 

Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey)
5907 Stanton Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA
(412) 853-6395
(412) 799-0532
(412) 665-8289
(412) 404-8757

DildoRider admits he's stoooopid:
MID: <c65504c436778934b3e8a0fb022b7618@dizum.com>
=================================================
>> it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's
>> damaged your brain, DildoRider.

> then it appears that you like shooting fish in
> barrels, intellectually lazy fuckhead that you are.

Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is
akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're
stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell.

<snicker>
=================================================

DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL
MID: <8a9faed11123abfaa1257fb33fb0c082@dizum.com>
=================================================
> so what you're saying is that your targets for attack
> have to be really stupid or else you can't manage?
=================================================

DildoRider admits much more about himself:
MID: <36c6802852caf4f712515dedb738e450@dizum.com>
=================================================
"absolutely and completely retarded, insane, gay, ugly, smelly,
toothless, dirt-poor, incontinent and possibly homeless"
=================================================

This is a libtard's method of "winning", for fuck sake.

150 IQ? LOL

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#558664

On 02/03/2016 12:37 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:

> On top of that, I used the sum total of the six sinewaves' maximum
> amplitude as a quick acid test

Backpedal denied. You said, and I quote:

Message-ID: <2c6c675d028afa4dc5d63e241045ed0b@dizum.com>
"At some point in a properly graphed resultant sinewave summation of
the following sinewaves:
A sinewave of 120 Hz frequency and 150 volt amplitude
A sinewave of 33 Hz frequency and 20.25 volt amplitude
A sinewave of 150 Hz frequency and 1400 volt amplitude
A sinewave of 5013 Hz frequency and 20 volt amplitude
A sinewave of 13 Hz and 600 volt amplitude
A sinewave of 1209 Hz and 360 volt amplitude
all of the sinewaves would constructively interfere to reach the
maximum total summed amplitude of those individual sinewaves.

150 + 20.25 + 1400 + 20 + 600 + 360 = 2550.25"

SPNAK!

You have only one valid move to escape the trap you now find yourself 
in. If you say you were "just trolling" when you wrote that, your knight 
escapes without being captured, but it no longer supports that pawn on 
D4 and your whole position becomes seriously weakened, particularly in 
the "credibility" department ...

*snicker*

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#558668

On Wed, 02 Mar 2016 15:19:38 -0500, kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid>  
wrote:

> On 02/03/2016 12:37 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus  
> wrote:
>
>> On top of that, I used the sum total of the six sinewaves' maximum
>> amplitude as a quick acid test
>
> Backpedal denied. You said, and I quote:
>
> Message-ID: <2c6c675d028afa4dc5d63e241045ed0b@dizum.com>
> "At some point in a properly graphed resultant sinewave summation of
> the following sinewaves:
> A sinewave of 120 Hz frequency and 150 volt amplitude
> A sinewave of 33 Hz frequency and 20.25 volt amplitude
> A sinewave of 150 Hz frequency and 1400 volt amplitude
> A sinewave of 5013 Hz frequency and 20 volt amplitude
> A sinewave of 13 Hz and 600 volt amplitude
> A sinewave of 1209 Hz and 360 volt amplitude
> all of the sinewaves would constructively interfere to reach the
> maximum total summed amplitude of those individual sinewaves.
>
> 150 + 20.25 + 1400 + 20 + 600 + 360 = 2550.25"
>
> SPNAK!
>
> You have only one valid move to escape the trap you now find yourself  
> in. If you say you were "just trolling" when you wrote that, your knight  
> escapes without being captured, but it no longer supports that pawn on  
> D4 and your whole position becomes seriously weakened, particularly in  
> the "credibility" department ...

i wonder what his daddy would think about his failure son hilariously  
trying to use vector summation on sine waves of varied frequencies.

>
> *snicker*
>

he's having trouble with the reality that he chose sine waves that never  
peak simultaneously, so of course, we see his reptilian-brain conservatard  
bleating reaction about it.

-- 
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as  
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

   //float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
   //float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

   float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
   float_precision t=float_precision(0);    // time variable
   float_precision sum=float_precision(0);  // sum of SnickerTurd's  
ridiculous sinewave mess
   float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25);  //  
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
   float_precision PI;
   PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

   // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
   while(sum < snickerPrediction){

     // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:  
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
     sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*  
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))  
+  
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

     // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh  
snickerTurds
     if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
       cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
     }
     t = t+STEP;
   }
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves  
never reaches that.  They never reach their max values at the same time.   
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and  
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when  
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't  
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while  
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has  
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages.

*/
   cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<  
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly  
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007

 

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#558831

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
<news:op.ydpspanrtm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
into the wood chipper again:

> i wonder what his daddy would think about his failure son hilariously  
> trying to use vector summation on sine waves of varied frequencies.

He says "Damn fine job, son. You're right. Again."

Whereas your father would eye-roll, face palm, mutter "ah fuck. not
again. you fucking moron." and walk away disgusted that he ever had to
spend all that time, money and effort raising such a fucking retard.
LOL

Still not able to figure out that vector summation can sum sinewaves
of any phase or frequency, eh, Spankard? LOL

That is why, after all, the Euler sinewave summation equation has been
used by scientists and engineers since 1748... unfortunately, you're
too retarded to find that equation, and far too retarded to ever use
it correctly.

SPNAK!

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Obsessed Retard. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

-- 

Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey)
5907 Stanton Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA
(412) 853-6395
(412) 799-0532
(412) 665-8289
(412) 404-8757

DildoRider admits he's stoooopid:
MID: <c65504c436778934b3e8a0fb022b7618@dizum.com>
=================================================
>> it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's
>> damaged your brain, DildoRider.

> then it appears that you like shooting fish in
> barrels, intellectually lazy fuckhead that you are.

Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is
akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're
stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell.

<snicker>
=================================================

DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL
MID: <8a9faed11123abfaa1257fb33fb0c082@dizum.com>
=================================================
> so what you're saying is that your targets for attack
> have to be really stupid or else you can't manage?
=================================================

DildoRider admits much more about himself:
MID: <36c6802852caf4f712515dedb738e450@dizum.com>
=================================================
"absolutely and completely retarded, insane, gay, ugly, smelly,
toothless, dirt-poor, incontinent and possibly homeless"
=================================================

This is a libtard's method of "winning", for fuck sake.

150 IQ? LOL

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#558829

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Ko0O0oki kensi the LunkHeaded LibTard, in
<news:nb7ht0$1oho$1@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head first into
the wood chipper again:

> On 02/03/2016 12:37 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
> Emeritus wrote:

>> On top of that, I used the sum total of the six sinewaves' maximum
>> amplitude as a quick acid test

> Ba<SMACKAKOOK!>

Did anyone hear a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard bleating? LOL

I could have sworn I heard a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
bleating... but it sounded more nasally, mewling and ass-kicked than
usual.

<snicker>

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From: Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: A REVIEW: How much does Keith "Murphy" McElroy suck at
this Usenet thing?
Date: Sat, 4 May 2013 00:58:29 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <km1mfl$t4j$7@dont-email.me>
Injection-Info: mx05.eternal-september.org; 
posting-host="67.70.58.178";
Summary: Murphy is a kook with hundreds, if not thousands, of sock
puppets
Keywords: Murphy
X-Mailer: Forte Agent 4.2/32.1118
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Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul
Derbyshire by Ray Banana. When LunkHead learned of this, he
immediately started backpedaling and k'laming that "Nadegda" was
actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke. LOL!

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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>  

Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.

And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.

Paul Derbyshire is a life-long virgin, you see. He'll never touch
anything more feminine than his hand with a Barbie-doll wig glued to
it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's hooker-pink lipstick smeared
between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his
f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in
getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so deeply it pokes out of her
mouth!

Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>

She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.

Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.

<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>

You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL

> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>

> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited 
> any good telescopes lately?

Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?

<snicker>
========================================================
========================================================

I note you've studiously avoided answering which observatories have
time standard control capability, LunkHead... only those who actually
work at an observatory would even know about such a thing, let alone
which observatories have that capability... but then, everyone knows
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy wannabes always out their womanly socks
because they're too stoooopid to play the part of the identity they've
assumed. Perhaps for your next sock, you should play the part of a mop
jockey or a streetwalker... that'd be something you could handle,
dude.

<snicker>

-- 

Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*.

Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
slumpy dumpy frumpy lumpy loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.

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#558998

On 03/03/2016 12:58 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
x Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
x
x Ko0O0oki kensi the LunkHeaded LibTard, in
x <news:nb7ht0$1oho$1@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head first into
x the wood chipper again:
x
x> On 02/03/2016 12:37 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
x> Emeritus wrote:
x
x>> On top of that, I used the sum total of the six sinewaves' maximum
x>> amplitude as a quick acid test
x>
x> Ba<SMACKAKOOK!>

Cowardly snip denied. Restored:

x> Backpedal denied. You said, and I quote:
x>
x> Message-ID: <2c6c675d028afa4dc5d63e241045ed0b@dizum.com>
x> "At some point in a properly graphed resultant sinewave summation of
x> the following sinewaves:
x> A sinewave of 120 Hz frequency and 150 volt amplitude
x> A sinewave of 33 Hz frequency and 20.25 volt amplitude
x> A sinewave of 150 Hz frequency and 1400 volt amplitude
x> A sinewave of 5013 Hz frequency and 20 volt amplitude
x> A sinewave of 13 Hz and 600 volt amplitude
x> A sinewave of 1209 Hz and 360 volt amplitude
x> all of the sinewaves would constructively interfere to reach the
x> maximum total summed amplitude of those individual sinewaves.
x>
x> 150 + 20.25 + 1400 + 20 + 600 + 360 = 2550.25"
x>
x> SPNAK!
x>
x> You have only one valid move to escape the trap you now find
x> yourself in. If you say you were "just trolling" when you wrote
x> that, your knight escapes without being captured, but it no
x> longer supports that pawn on D4 and your whole position becomes
x> seriously weakened, particularly in the "credibility" department
x> ...
x
x Did anyone hear a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard bleating? LOL

As a general rule, auditory hallucinations are heard only by the sick 
individual experiencing the condition. So, in short, only you.

> I could have sworn I heard a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
> bleating... but it sounded more nasally, mewling and ass-kicked than
> usual.
>
> <sn<SMACKAK00K!>

I'd suggest you get that checked out by a doctor. Could be a tumor 
pressing against the auditory nerve. Could be organic brain disease. 
Could be you entering the final, rapidly declining, terminal phase of 
your ko0ky meltdown. An expert could tell which with reasonable certainty.

*snicker*

Meanwhile, you still haven't addressed the trap you find yourself in 
where your own words from your past are haunting you and proving you to 
be a spankard kOok that refuses to admit when he was factually wrong.

SPNAK!

*snicker*

Snipping everything and changing the subject by asking us to diagnose 
your neuropsychiatric symptoms is a very weak deflection tactic that 
does not even buy you much time. Though it does reveal just how far your 
meltdown is already progressing.

*snicker*

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#559131

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Ko0O0oki kensi the LunkHeaded LibTard, in
<news:nbaa7t$aur$1@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head first into the
wood chipper again:

> I<SMACKAKOOK!>

I swear I heard a whiny little lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy kooktard
bleating out his eternal butthurt...

<checks bottom of shoe>

Oh, there he is.

<snicker>

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From: Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: A REVIEW: How much does Keith "Murphy" McElroy suck at
this Usenet thing?
Date: Sat, 4 May 2013 00:58:29 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <km1mfl$t4j$7@dont-email.me>
Injection-Info: mx05.eternal-september.org; 
posting-host="67.70.58.178";
Summary: Murphy is a kook with hundreds, if not thousands, of sock
puppets
Keywords: Murphy
X-Mailer: Forte Agent 4.2/32.1118
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========================================================

Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul
Derbyshire by Ray Banana. When LunkHead learned of this, he
immediately started backpedaling and k'laming that "Nadegda" was
actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke. LOL!

Message-ID: <65d0f5e1ad03d42086b4a492e0eba763@dizum.com>
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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>  

Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.

And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.

Paul Derbyshire is a life-long virgin, you see. He'll never touch
anything more feminine than his hand with a Barbie-doll wig glued to
it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's hooker-pink lipstick smeared
between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his
f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in
getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so deeply it pokes out of her
mouth!

Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>

She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.

Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.

<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>

You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL

> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>

> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited 
> any good telescopes lately?

Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?

<snicker>
========================================================
========================================================

I note you've studiously avoided answering which observatories have
time standard control capability, LunkHead... only those who actually
work at an observatory would even know about such a thing, let alone
which observatories have that capability... but then, everyone knows
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy wannabes always out their womanly socks
because they're too stoooopid to play the part of the identity they've
assumed. Perhaps for your next sock, you should play the part of a mop
jockey or a streetwalker... that'd be something you could handle,
dude.

<snicker>

-- 

Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*.

Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
slumpy dumpy frumpy lumpy loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.

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#559132

Say, has anyone noticed how a certain kOok is now terrified of actually 
addressing *anything* I write, for fear of being thoroughly spanked, but 
is simultaneously too obsessed with me to just ignore me? So now he 
posthumps everything I say only to snip everything and bleat out some 
sort of gOofy prayer to the KoOk GoD that he worships.

As a result, everyone can see clearly now his cowardice and intellectual 
bankruptcy, and at the same time, his BI has begun to climb to dangerous 
levels as his cut-and-paste responses are now all virtually identical ...

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#559138

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Ko0O0oki kensi the LunkHeaded LibTard, in
<news:nbavth$19to$1@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head first into
the wood chipper again:

> Sa<SMACKAKOOK!>

See? There it is again, that high whiny bleat, like a cowardly kook
who's been so bootfucked that all they can do is whimper.

<snicker>

<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/carleton.chat.suggestions/XxE2PVnleGs>
Subject: The Derbyshire Saga
================================================================
[ Posted on Wed, 7 Feb 1996 18:39:04 GMT ]

Ok, kids... here's the voice from the cheap seats, on the Derbyshire 
Saga (tm).

Now, having read about young Paul (the short, whiny, irritating, 
psychotic child that he is) having been dragged from a lab by "the 
man", I can only assume that this little story occurred a) yesterday, 
and b) in the Steacie building.

The coincidence of two such occurrences cropping up in the same day 
"here in the trailer park" would be just too far out to contemplate.

It would seem, then, that young Paul Derbyshire is taking first year 
chemistry. As an aside, I'll note that this isn't his first little 
"fling" with the department. Shortly before Christmas, the undergrads 
had their lab techniques exam. Paul, to whom we can add "clumsy" as 
one of his many ignoble traits, couldn't perform under pressure 
(begging the question...). Long story short:  He flipped... lost it 
completely. Started swearing first at the proctors, then at the lab 
supervisor, and lastly, after having been ejected from the lab, lashed 
out at the department Chair. (Oh, yes, cursing, swearing, threatening, 
the whole nine yards.)

Btw, this goes partly to the issue of "why didn't the TA in question 
squash Mr. Derbyshire like a bug?". Since the repercussions could've 
been significant.

In any event:  Yesterday, Paul spilled something in the lab. He 
refused to clean it up. (I believe his exact words were "I am not a 
human mop.". He kept asking other students to clean up his mess, and 
became obstinate when pushed to take care it himself. When he started 
screaming and ranting, the lab supervisor called security on him.

The fellow who responded is a human mountain named Al. Really nice 
guy. Anyway, Paul was standing at the sink with a corrosive solution 
in a flask, and refused to leave. "I'm busy, can you come back when 
I'm not so busy" is the purported comment he made. Al refused to 
apprehend him until the chemicals were secured, so, with security and 
the lab supervisor watching, Paul returned to his bench, and continued 
his experiment. This involved clamping the offending flask, at which 
time Al moved in for the kill (so to speak).

Paul struggled, and managed to punch Al in the face (knocking off his 
hat!). Al became... vexed, shall we say, and grabbed Paul by the neck 
in a sort of headlock. (If you can imagine tiny Paul hanging, feet 
kicking, whilst Al lifts him from behind with one arm around the neck 
you have the proper picture.) Al then removed him from the lab, put 
him on the ground, and proceeded to cuff him.

(Paul:  "what are you doing!?")

Al calls for backup at some point.

Al: "540, this is 8, I need backup for a..." etc.

Paul:  "Talking in police code doesn't make you any better than me."

Note:  All Paul comments were in a Sam Kinison-like screech at this 
point.

Campus security backup arrives, as to the "real cops". They mention to 
Paul that he's going "downtown" where he will be their guest for "a 
long time". As he is being dragged out of the building, Paul is 
screaming "What do you mean 'a long time'? I have things to do 
tonight!"

Well... sorry if my prose isn't the greatest.  The story is much 
better with voice-over, and particularly when you know all the people 
involved. (except Paul, of course). I heard it first hand from a guy 
in my lab who witnessed the whole event, btw. He does great Sam 
Kinison impersonations.

I hear Paul is now the proud owner of a "No Trespass" restraining 
order to keep him from the premises of Carleton University.

Semper Inquirens  (thx, Corey)

mL
================================================================

Brian Publicover wrote:
<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/carleton.chat.suggestions/XxE2PVnleGs/lS73j-DcD04J>
================================================================
I remember in grade 8 Paul once threw a chair at my head because I 
suggested that he liked girls (he used to hate females when he was 
younger). This was not an isolated incident: I've seen him attack many 
people. I don't think he's dangerous (unless he is holding corrosive 
chemicals), but I'd hardly call these incidents "bizarre quirks." I'll 
shut up, because I don't want to slag Paul...I merely wished to point 
out the inaccuracies of Julie's statement....
================================================================

Awww, poor bootfucked little kooktard Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, 
Ontario, Canada has to relive his horrible past all over again... on 
top of having his stoooopid ass drop-kicked across Usenet each and 
every day. LOL

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From: Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: A REVIEW: How much does Keith "Murphy" McElroy suck at
this Usenet thing?
Date: Sat, 4 May 2013 00:58:29 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <km1mfl$t4j$7@dont-email.me>
Injection-Info: mx05.eternal-september.org; 
posting-host="67.70.58.178";
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puppets
Keywords: Murphy
X-Mailer: Forte Agent 4.2/32.1118
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Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G. 
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Canada by Ray Banana. When LunkHead learned of 
this, he immediately started backpedaling and k'laming that "Nadegda" 
was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke. LOL!

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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>  

Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.

And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.

Paul Derbyshire is a life-long virgin, you see. He'll never touch
anything more feminine than his hand with a Barbie-doll wig glued to
it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's hooker-pink lipstick smeared
between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his
f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in
getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so deeply it pokes out of her
mouth!

Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>

She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.

Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.

<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>

You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL

> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>

> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited 
> any good telescopes lately?

Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?

<snicker>
========================================================
========================================================

I note you've studiously avoided answering which observatories have
time standard control capability, LunkHead... only those who actually
work at an observatory would even know about such a thing, let alone
which observatories have that capability... but then, everyone knows
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy wannabes always out their womanly socks
because they're too stoooopid to play the part of the identity they've
assumed. Perhaps for your next sock, you should play the part of a mop
jockey or a streetwalker... that'd be something you could handle,
dude.

<snicker>

-- 

Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*.

Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
slumpy dumpy frumpy lumpy loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.

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#559151

In article <nbavth$19to$1@gioia.aioe.org>, kkensington01@gmail.invalid 
says...


> 
> Say, has anyone noticed how a certain kOok is now terrified of actually 
> addressing *anything* I write, for fear of being thoroughly spanked, but 
> is simultaneously too obsessed with me to just ignore me? So now he 
> posthumps everything I say only to snip everything and bleat out some 
> sort of gOofy prayer to the KoOk GoD that he worships.
> 
> As a result, everyone can see clearly now his cowardice and intellectual 
> bankruptcy, and at the same time, his BI has begun to climb to dangerous 
> levels as his cut-and-paste responses are now all virtually identical ...

Chernobyl-Style!

<mocking snicker>

-- 
Rick Sabian's Allstar Canadian Assworm Zydeco Band

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#559341

On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 22:37:22 -0500, kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid>  
wrote:

> Say, has anyone noticed how a certain kOok is now terrified of actually  
> addressing *anything* I write, for fear of being thoroughly spanked, but  
> is simultaneously too obsessed with me to just ignore me? So now he  
> posthumps everything I say only to snip everything and bleat out some  
> sort of gOofy prayer to the KoOk GoD that he worships.
>
> As a result, everyone can see clearly now his cowardice and intellectual  
> bankruptcy, and at the same time, his BI has begun to climb to dangerous  
> levels as his cut-and-paste responses are now all virtually identical ...

i noticed that fakey is a huge bleatfarting k0ok.

-- 
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as  
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

   //float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
   //float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

   float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
   float_precision t=float_precision(0);    // time variable
   float_precision sum=float_precision(0);  // sum of SnickerTurd's  
ridiculous sinewave mess
   float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25);  //  
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
   float_precision PI;
   PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

   // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
   while(sum < snickerPrediction){

     // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:  
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
     sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*  
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))  
+  
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

     // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh  
snickerTurds
     if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
       cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
     }
     t = t+STEP;
   }
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves  
never reaches that.  They never reach their max values at the same time.   
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and  
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when  
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't  
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while  
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has  
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages.

*/
   cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<  
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly  
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007

 

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#559019

Fake Neighborhood Vote Wanker Ersatzus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> 
wrote in his best curlicued copperplate handwriting (green ink):

[...]

> Did anyone hear a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard bleating? LOL
> 
> I could have sworn I heard a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
> bleating... but it sounded more nasally, mewling and ass-kicked than
> usual.

[...]

-------------<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clanging>---------

Clanging

In psychology and psychiatry, clanging refers to a mode of speech
characterized by association of words based upon sound rather than
concepts. For example, this may include compulsive rhyming or
alliteration without apparent logical connection between words. This is
associated with the irregular thinking apparent in psychotic mental
illnesses (e.g. schizophrenia).[1]
Clanging refers specifically to behavior that is situationally
inappropriate. While a poet rhyming is not evidence of mental illness,
disorganized speech that impedes the patient's ability to communicate is
a disorder in itself, often seen in schizophrenia.[2]

See also:-
        Thought disorder
        Word salad

-----------------------<end quote>------------------------------

-- 
^Ï^.       Sn!pe       <snipeco.1@gmail.com>

My mind is made up, don't confuse me with facts.
My pet rock Gordon wants out.

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#559020

On 03/03/2016 5:21 PM, Sn!pe wrote:
s Fake Neighborhood Vote Wanker Ersatzus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx>
s wrote in his best curlicued copperplate handwriting (green ink):
s
s [...]
s
s> Did anyone hear a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard bleating? LOL
s>
s> I could have sworn I heard a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
s> bleating... but it sounded more nasally, mewling and ass-kicked than
s> usual.
s
s [...]
s
s -------------<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clanging>---------
s
s Clanging
s
s In psychology and psychiatry, clanging refers to a mode of speech
s characterized by association of words based upon sound rather than
s concepts. For example, this may include compulsive rhyming or
s alliteration without apparent logical connection between words. This is
s associated with the irregular thinking apparent in psychotic mental
s illnesses (e.g. schizophrenia).[1]
s Clanging refers specifically to behavior that is situationally
s inappropriate. While a poet rhyming is not evidence of mental illness,
s disorganized speech that impedes the patient's ability to communicate is
s a disorder in itself, often seen in schizophrenia.[2]
s
s See also:-
s          Thought disorder
s          Word salad
s
s -----------------------<end quote>------------------------------

Murphy seems to have a dose of it too.

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#559022

On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 17:21:54 -0500, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com> wrote:

> Fake Neighborhood Vote Wanker Ersatzus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx>
> wrote in his best curlicued copperplate handwriting (green ink):
>
> [...]
>
>> Did anyone hear a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard bleating? LOL
>>
>> I could have sworn I heard a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
>> bleating... but it sounded more nasally, mewling and ass-kicked than
>> usual.
>
> [...]
>
> -------------<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clanging>---------
>
> Clanging
>
> In psychology and psychiatry, clanging refers to a mode of speech
> characterized by association of words based upon sound rather than
> concepts. For example, this may include compulsive rhyming or
> alliteration without apparent logical connection between words. This is
> associated with the irregular thinking apparent in psychotic mental
> illnesses (e.g. schizophrenia).[1]
> Clanging refers specifically to behavior that is situationally
> inappropriate. While a poet rhyming is not evidence of mental illness,
> disorganized speech that impedes the patient's ability to communicate is
> a disorder in itself, often seen in schizophrenia.[2]
>
> See also:-
>         Thought disorder
>         Word salad
>
> -----------------------<end quote>------------------------------
>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

we should probably formosa fakey.

-- 
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as  
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

   //float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
   //float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

   float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
   float_precision t=float_precision(0);    // time variable
   float_precision sum=float_precision(0);  // sum of SnickerTurd's  
ridiculous sinewave mess
   float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25);  //  
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
   float_precision PI;
   PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

   // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
   while(sum < snickerPrediction){

     // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:  
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
     sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*  
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))  
+  
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

     // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh  
snickerTurds
     if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
       cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
     }
     t = t+STEP;
   }
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves  
never reaches that.  They never reach their max values at the same time.   
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and  
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when  
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't  
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while  
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has  
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages.

*/
   cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<  
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly  
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007

 

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#559023

liquid <root@127.0.0.1> wrote:

> On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 17:21:54 -0500, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> > Fake Neighborhood Vote Wanker Ersatzus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx>
> > wrote in his best curlicued copperplate handwriting (green ink):
> >
> > [...]
> >
> >> Did anyone hear a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard bleating? LOL
> >>
> >> I could have sworn I heard a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
> >> bleating... but it sounded more nasally, mewling and ass-kicked than
> >> usual.
> >
> > [...]
> >
> > -------------<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clanging>---------
> >
> > Clanging
> >
> > In psychology and psychiatry, clanging refers to a mode of speech
> > characterized by association of words based upon sound rather than
> > concepts. For example, this may include compulsive rhyming or
> > alliteration without apparent logical connection between words. This is
> > associated with the irregular thinking apparent in psychotic mental
> > illnesses (e.g. schizophrenia).[1]
> > Clanging refers specifically to behavior that is situationally
> > inappropriate. While a poet rhyming is not evidence of mental illness,
> > disorganized speech that impedes the patient's ability to communicate is
> > a disorder in itself, often seen in schizophrenia.[2]
> >
> > See also:-
> >         Thought disorder
> >         Word salad
> >
> > -----------------------<end quote>------------------------------
> >
> 
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> 
> we should probably formosa fakey.
>

I've thought that for years.    'ware the clock tower!

-- 
^Ï^.       Sn!pe       <snipeco.1@gmail.com>

My mind is made up, don't confuse me with facts.
My pet rock Gordon wants out.

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#559025

On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 17:39:46 -0500, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com> wrote:

> liquid <root@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 17:21:54 -0500, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > Fake Neighborhood Vote Wanker Ersatzus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx>
>> > wrote in his best curlicued copperplate handwriting (green ink):
>> >
>> > [...]
>> >
>> >> Did anyone hear a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard bleating? LOL
>> >>
>> >> I could have sworn I heard a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
>> >> bleating... but it sounded more nasally, mewling and ass-kicked than
>> >> usual.
>> >
>> > [...]
>> >
>> > -------------<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clanging>---------
>> >
>> > Clanging
>> >
>> > In psychology and psychiatry, clanging refers to a mode of speech
>> > characterized by association of words based upon sound rather than
>> > concepts. For example, this may include compulsive rhyming or
>> > alliteration without apparent logical connection between words. This  
>> is
>> > associated with the irregular thinking apparent in psychotic mental
>> > illnesses (e.g. schizophrenia).[1]
>> > Clanging refers specifically to behavior that is situationally
>> > inappropriate. While a poet rhyming is not evidence of mental illness,
>> > disorganized speech that impedes the patient's ability to communicate  
>> is
>> > a disorder in itself, often seen in schizophrenia.[2]
>> >
>> > See also:-
>> >         Thought disorder
>> >         Word salad
>> >
>> > -----------------------<end quote>------------------------------
>> >
>>
>> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>> we should probably formosa fakey.
>>
>
> I've thought that for years.    'ware the clock tower!
>

<looks up>

-- 
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as  
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

   //float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
   //float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

   float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
   float_precision t=float_precision(0);    // time variable
   float_precision sum=float_precision(0);  // sum of SnickerTurd's  
ridiculous sinewave mess
   float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25);  //  
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
   float_precision PI;
   PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

   // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
   while(sum < snickerPrediction){

     // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:  
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
     sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*  
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))  
+  
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

     // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh  
snickerTurds
     if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
       cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
     }
     t = t+STEP;
   }
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves  
never reaches that.  They never reach their max values at the same time.   
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and  
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when  
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't  
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while  
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has  
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages.

*/
   cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<  
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly  
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007

 

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#559067

In article <op.ydrtafdjj514cl@benson.localhost>, root@127.0.0.1 says...


> 
> On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 17:39:46 -0500, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> > liquid <root@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 17:21:54 -0500, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> > Fake Neighborhood Vote Wanker Ersatzus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx>
> >> > wrote in his best curlicued copperplate handwriting (green ink):
> >> >
> >> > [...]
> >> >
> >> >> Did anyone hear a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard bleating? LOL
> >> >>
> >> >> I could have sworn I heard a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
> >> >> bleating... but it sounded more nasally, mewling and ass-kicked than
> >> >> usual.
> >> >
> >> > [...]
> >> >
> >> > -------------<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clanging>---------
> >> >
> >> > Clanging
> >> >
> >> > In psychology and psychiatry, clanging refers to a mode of speech
> >> > characterized by association of words based upon sound rather than
> >> > concepts. For example, this may include compulsive rhyming or
> >> > alliteration without apparent logical connection between words. This
> >> is
> >> > associated with the irregular thinking apparent in psychotic mental
> >> > illnesses (e.g. schizophrenia).[1]
> >> > Clanging refers specifically to behavior that is situationally
> >> > inappropriate. While a poet rhyming is not evidence of mental illness,
> >> > disorganized speech that impedes the patient's ability to communicate
> >> is
> >> > a disorder in itself, often seen in schizophrenia.[2]
> >> >
> >> > See also:-
> >> >         Thought disorder
> >> >         Word salad
> >> >
> >> > -----------------------<end quote>------------------------------
> >> >
> >>
> >> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> >>
> >> we should probably formosa fakey.
> >>
> >
> > I've thought that for years.    'ware the clock tower!
> >
> 
> <looks up>

You got a new sock too?

-- 
Rick Sabian's Allstar Canadian Assworm Zydeco Band

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#559124

On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 19:39:29 -0500, Checkmate, DoW #1  
<Lunatic.Fringe@the.edge> wrote:

> In article <op.ydrtafdjj514cl@benson.localhost>, root@127.0.0.1 says...
>
>
>>
>> On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 17:39:46 -0500, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > liquid <root@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 17:21:54 -0500, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com>  
>> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Fake Neighborhood Vote Wanker Ersatzus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx>
>> >> > wrote in his best curlicued copperplate handwriting (green ink):
>> >> >
>> >> > [...]
>> >> >
>> >> >> Did anyone hear a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard bleating?  
>> LOL
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I could have sworn I heard a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
>> >> >> bleating... but it sounded more nasally, mewling and ass-kicked  
>> than
>> >> >> usual.
>> >> >
>> >> > [...]
>> >> >
>> >> > -------------<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clanging>---------
>> >> >
>> >> > Clanging
>> >> >
>> >> > In psychology and psychiatry, clanging refers to a mode of speech
>> >> > characterized by association of words based upon sound rather than
>> >> > concepts. For example, this may include compulsive rhyming or
>> >> > alliteration without apparent logical connection between words.  
>> This
>> >> is
>> >> > associated with the irregular thinking apparent in psychotic mental
>> >> > illnesses (e.g. schizophrenia).[1]
>> >> > Clanging refers specifically to behavior that is situationally
>> >> > inappropriate. While a poet rhyming is not evidence of mental  
>> illness,
>> >> > disorganized speech that impedes the patient's ability to  
>> communicate
>> >> is
>> >> > a disorder in itself, often seen in schizophrenia.[2]
>> >> >
>> >> > See also:-
>> >> >         Thought disorder
>> >> >         Word salad
>> >> >
>> >> > -----------------------<end quote>------------------------------
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> >>
>> >> we should probably formosa fakey.
>> >>
>> >
>> > I've thought that for years.    'ware the clock tower!
>> >
>>
>> <looks up>
>
> You got a new sock too?
>

looks like all the cool kids are doing it.

-- 
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as  
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

   //float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
   //float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

   float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
   float_precision t=float_precision(0);    // time variable
   float_precision sum=float_precision(0);  // sum of SnickerTurd's  
ridiculous sinewave mess
   float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25);  //  
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
   float_precision PI;
   PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

   // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
   while(sum < snickerPrediction){

     // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:  
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
     sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*  
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))  
+  
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

     // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh  
snickerTurds
     if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
       cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
     }
     t = t+STEP;
   }
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves  
never reaches that.  They never reach their max values at the same time.   
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and  
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when  
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't  
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while  
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has  
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages.

*/
   cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<  
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly  
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007

 

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#559148

In article <op.ydr6aiz3j514cl@benson.localhost>, root@127.0.0.1 says...


> 
> On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 19:39:29 -0500, Checkmate, DoW #1
> <Lunatic.Fringe@the.edge> wrote:
> 
> > In article <op.ydrtafdjj514cl@benson.localhost>, root@127.0.0.1 says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 17:39:46 -0500, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> > liquid <root@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 17:21:54 -0500, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com>
> >> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Fake Neighborhood Vote Wanker Ersatzus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx>
> >> >> > wrote in his best curlicued copperplate handwriting (green ink):
> >> >> >
> >> >> > [...]
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Did anyone hear a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard bleating?
> >> LOL
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I could have sworn I heard a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
> >> >> >> bleating... but it sounded more nasally, mewling and ass-kicked
> >> than
> >> >> >> usual.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > [...]
> >> >> >
> >> >> > -------------<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clanging>---------
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Clanging
> >> >> >
> >> >> > In psychology and psychiatry, clanging refers to a mode of speech
> >> >> > characterized by association of words based upon sound rather than
> >> >> > concepts. For example, this may include compulsive rhyming or
> >> >> > alliteration without apparent logical connection between words.
> >> This
> >> >> is
> >> >> > associated with the irregular thinking apparent in psychotic mental
> >> >> > illnesses (e.g. schizophrenia).[1]
> >> >> > Clanging refers specifically to behavior that is situationally
> >> >> > inappropriate. While a poet rhyming is not evidence of mental
> >> illness,
> >> >> > disorganized speech that impedes the patient's ability to
> >> communicate
> >> >> is
> >> >> > a disorder in itself, often seen in schizophrenia.[2]
> >> >> >
> >> >> > See also:-
> >> >> >         Thought disorder
> >> >> >         Word salad
> >> >> >
> >> >> > -----------------------<end quote>------------------------------
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> >> >>
> >> >> we should probably formosa fakey.
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > I've thought that for years.    'ware the clock tower!
> >> >
> >>
> >> <looks up>
> >
> > You got a new sock too?
> >
> 
> looks like all the cool kids are doing it.

They were on sale.  I rather like this one... for now.

-- 
Rick Sabian's Allstar Canadian Assworm Zydeco Band

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#559026

On 03/03/2016 5:31 PM, liquid wrote:

> we should probably formosa fakey.

But he seems to *like* it. Isn't Formosa for the ones we'd only be hurting?

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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