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  Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-25 08:24 +0100
    Re: Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-25 03:08 -0500
    Re: Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-02-26 00:54 +0800
      Re: Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-25 11:57 -0500
        Re: Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-02-26 01:04 +0800
      Re: Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-25 19:57 +0100
        Re: Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! El Chapo <Coca@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-25 12:20 -0700
        Re: Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-26 07:18 +0100
          Re: Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-26 01:54 -0700
            Re: Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-26 05:31 -0800
            Re: Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-26 10:36 -0500
              Re: Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-02-27 00:39 +0800
                Re: Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-26 12:44 -0800
          Re: Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-26 20:58 +0100
          Re: Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-26 21:50 +0100
      Re: Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-27 06:26 +0100

#556451 — Ultimate Sinewave SPNAK!

The ultimate graphical refutation of DildoRider's kooky sinewave
subtraction equation:

<http://i.imgur.com/qK3Xeu5.png>

Graph 1: 169.71 peak voltage, 0 degrees phase (red)

Graph 2: 169.71 peak voltage, 120 degrees phase (green)

Graph 3: 169.71 peak voltage, 240 degrees phase (black)

Graph 4: Phase A (Graph 1) - Phase B (Graph 2) - Phase C (Graph 3)
(blue) (DildoRider's kooky sinewave subtraction equation)

Graph 5: Phase A (Graph 1) + Phase B (Graph 2) + Phase C (Graph 3)
(orange) (the proper Euler sinewave summation equation)

You'll note DildoRider's kooky sinewave subtraction equation gives a
result of 339.415 volts when the phases are subtracted, in violation
of Watt's Law and Kirchoff's Voltage Law.

Conversely, the proper Euler sinewave summation equation gives the
proper 0 volts.

<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-phase>
"Since the three terms enclosed in square brackets are a three-phase
system, they add up to zero."

<http://www.electrician2.com/electa1/electa3htm.htm>
"The neutral current should be zero and sure enough, the sum of the
phase currents add up to a vector of zero magnitude."

<http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/three-phase-y-delta-configurations/>
"Indeed, if we add these three vector quantities together, they do add
up to zero."

<http://www.animations.physics.unsw.edu.au/jw/power.html>
"The sum of the three V terms is zero"

Which means DildoRider's been *wrong* about everything he's been
blathering for the past month, and by extension Chimpy *and* Shiny
Tinfoil Brain are wrong, as well.

SPNAK! SPNAK! SPNAK!

Now let's watch the mathematical morons bleat out their butthurt
because once again their Usenet Lord and Master has been proven right,
and once again they've had their stoooopid asses drop-kicked across
Usenet. Who wants to lay odds that DildoRider will backpedal and
k'lame his earnestly spamming bad sinewave after bad sinewave for more
than a month was "jus torllin', gubna"? Again.

<snicker>

-- 

Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey)
5907 Stanton Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA
(412) 853-6395
(412) 799-0532
(412) 665-8289
(412) 404-8757

DildoRider admits he's stoooopid:
MID: <c65504c436778934b3e8a0fb022b7618@dizum.com>
=================================================
>> it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's
>> damaged your brain, DildoRider.

> then it appears that you like shooting fish in
> barrels, intellectually lazy fuckhead that you are.

Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is
akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're
stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell.

<snicker>
=================================================

DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL
MID: <8a9faed11123abfaa1257fb33fb0c082@dizum.com>
=================================================
> so what you're saying is that your targets for attack
> have to be really stupid or else you can't manage?
=================================================

DildoRider admits much more about himself:
MID: <36c6802852caf4f712515dedb738e450@dizum.com>
=================================================
"absolutely and completely retarded, insane, gay, ugly, smelly,
toothless, dirt-poor, incontinent and possibly homeless"
=================================================

This is a libtard's method of "winning", for fuck sake.

150 IQ? LOL

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#556456

the fifteen million dollar ass-spanked man said:

On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 02:24:48 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler  
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

> The ultimate graphical refutation of DildoRider's kooky sinewave
> subtraction equation:
>
> <http://i.imgur.com/qK3Xeu5.png>
>
> Graph 1: 169.71 peak voltage, 0 degrees phase (red)
>
> Graph 2: 169.71 peak voltage, 120 degrees phase (green)
>
> Graph 3: 169.71 peak voltage, 240 degrees phase (black)
>
> Graph 4: Phase A (Graph 1) - Phase B (Graph 2) - Phase C (Graph 3)
> (blue) (DildoRider's kooky sinewave subtraction equation)
>
> Graph 5: Phase A (Graph 1) + Phase B (Graph 2) + Phase C (Graph 3)
> (orange) (the proper Euler sinewave summation equation)
>
> You'll note DildoRider's kooky sinewave subtraction equation gives a
> result of 339.415 volts when the phases are subtracted, in violation
> of Watt's Law and Kirchoff's Voltage Law.
>
> Conversely, the proper Euler sinewave summation equation gives the
> proper 0 volts.
>
> <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-phase>
> "Since the three terms enclosed in square brackets are a three-phase
> system, they add up to zero."
>
> <http://www.electrician2.com/electa1/electa3htm.htm>
> "The neutral current should be zero and sure enough, the sum of the
> phase currents add up to a vector of zero magnitude."
>
> <http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/three-phase-y-delta-configurations/>
> "Indeed, if we add these three vector quantities together, they do add
> up to zero."
>
> <http://www.animations.physics.unsw.edu.au/jw/power.html>
> "The sum of the three V terms is zero"
>
> Which means DildoRider's been *wrong* about everything he's been
> blathering for the past month, and by extension Chimpy *and* Shiny
> Tinfoil Brain are wrong, as well.
>
> SPNAK! SPNAK! SPNAK!
>
> Now let's watch the mathematical morons bleat out their butthurt
> because once again their Usenet Lord and Master has been proven right,
> and once again they've had their stoooopid asses drop-kicked across
> Usenet. Who wants to lay odds that DildoRider will backpedal and
> k'lame his earnestly spamming bad sinewave after bad sinewave for more
> than a month was "jus torllin', gubna"? Again.
>
> <snicker>
>


-- 
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

On Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler  
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL


on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

-

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007

 

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#556556

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
<FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

> The ultimate graphical refutation of DildoRider's kooky sinewave
> subtraction equation:
> 
> <http://i.imgur.com/qK3Xeu5.png>
> 
> Graph 1: 169.71 peak voltage, 0 degrees phase (red)
> 
> Graph 2: 169.71 peak voltage, 120 degrees phase (green)
> 
> Graph 3: 169.71 peak voltage, 240 degrees phase (black)

Woooofuckinghooooooo!  Fakey finally figgered out how to
graph a 120v sinusoid!.... but only after i spanked him a
dozen times about his wrong "sinewaves".

Wowwwwww!

> Graph 4: Phase A (Graph 1) - Phase B (Graph 2) - Phase C (Graph 3)
> (blue) (DildoRider's kooky sinewave subtraction equation)

No clue what that's supposed to be.

> Graph 5: Phase A (Graph 1) + Phase B (Graph 2) + Phase C (Graph 3)
> (orange) (the proper Euler sinewave summation equation)

There is no graph 5.

> You'll note DildoRider's kooky sinewave subtraction equation gives a
> result of 339.415 volts when the phases are subtracted, in violation
> of Watt's Law and Kirchoff's Voltage Law.

LOL!  You only just now learned how to draw a 120v sine
wave.  You don't understand Ohm's Laws, or Watt's Law (which
is just the power part of Ohm's Laws), and you have no clue
how to add voltages.  Let alone add voltages in a loop.
Kirchoff's?  LOL.  You're just throwing shit up on the wall
again, hoping someone will think you actually understand it.

Hint:  Kirchoff's is for loops.  You're still struggling
with sines.

Stay in school, kid.

> Conversely, the proper Euler sinewave summation equation gives the
> proper 0 volts.

You don't use Euler's Theorem to add sinewaves.
And you don't know how to show us an example of doing so.
Because you're all blither-blather, and no show.

-- 
"The 120.208 volt RMS L-N sinewaves peak at 120.208 volts,
moron. LOL"
  --fakey claims RMS and peak voltage are identically equal

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#556558

On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 11:54:57 -0500, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass  
<bender@the.future> wrote:

> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>
>> The ultimate graphical refutation of DildoRider's kooky sinewave
>> subtraction equation:
>>
>> <http://i.imgur.com/qK3Xeu5.png>
>>
>> Graph 1: 169.71 peak voltage, 0 degrees phase (red)
>>
>> Graph 2: 169.71 peak voltage, 120 degrees phase (green)
>>
>> Graph 3: 169.71 peak voltage, 240 degrees phase (black)
>
> Woooofuckinghooooooo!  Fakey finally figgered out how to
> graph a 120v sinusoid!.... but only after i spanked him a
> dozen times about his wrong "sinewaves".
>
> Wowwwwww!
>
>> Graph 4: Phase A (Graph 1) - Phase B (Graph 2) - Phase C (Graph 3)
>> (blue) (DildoRider's kooky sinewave subtraction equation)
>
> No clue what that's supposed to be.

it's a good way to get fakey frothing is what it is.  ;)

>
>> Graph 5: Phase A (Graph 1) + Phase B (Graph 2) + Phase C (Graph 3)
>> (orange) (the proper Euler sinewave summation equation)
>
> There is no graph 5.
>
>> You'll note DildoRider's kooky sinewave subtraction equation gives a
>> result of 339.415 volts when the phases are subtracted, in violation
>> of Watt's Law and Kirchoff's Voltage Law.
>
> LOL!  You only just now learned how to draw a 120v sine
> wave.  You don't understand Ohm's Laws, or Watt's Law (which
> is just the power part of Ohm's Laws), and you have no clue
> how to add voltages.  Let alone add voltages in a loop.
> Kirchoff's?  LOL.  You're just throwing shit up on the wall
> again, hoping someone will think you actually understand it.
>
> Hint:  Kirchoff's is for loops.  You're still struggling
> with sines.
>
> Stay in school, kid.
>
>> Conversely, the proper Euler sinewave summation equation gives the
>> proper 0 volts.
>
> You don't use Euler's Theorem to add sinewaves.
> And you don't know how to show us an example of doing so.
> Because you're all blither-blather, and no show.
>


-- 
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

On Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler  
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL


on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

-

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
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#556560

"\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave.,
Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907
Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1>
wrote:

> On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 11:54:57 -0500, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass  
> <bender@the.future> wrote:
> 
> > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
> > <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> >
> >> The ultimate graphical refutation of DildoRider's kooky sinewave
> >> subtraction equation:
> >>
> >> <http://i.imgur.com/qK3Xeu5.png>
> >>
> >> Graph 1: 169.71 peak voltage, 0 degrees phase (red)
> >>
> >> Graph 2: 169.71 peak voltage, 120 degrees phase (green)
> >>
> >> Graph 3: 169.71 peak voltage, 240 degrees phase (black)
> >
> > Woooofuckinghooooooo!  Fakey finally figgered out how to
> > graph a 120v sinusoid!.... but only after i spanked him a
> > dozen times about his wrong "sinewaves".
> >
> > Wowwwwww!
> >
> >> Graph 4: Phase A (Graph 1) - Phase B (Graph 2) - Phase C (Graph 3)
> >> (blue) (DildoRider's kooky sinewave subtraction equation)
> >
> > No clue what that's supposed to be.
> 
> it's a good way to get fakey frothing is what it is.  ;)

It sure worked, dinnit?

I wonder how many 400-line posts he will pound out
tonight... when all the real slumlords are asleep.

-- 
"The 120.208 volt RMS L-N sinewaves peak at 120.208 volts,
moron. LOL"
  --fakey claims RMS and peak voltage are identically equal

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#556592

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Bite My Shiny Metal Ass, in
<news:vkbucbdugdj8tpaceu7os8p39fcp9kmqpi@4ax.com> did thusly jump head
first into the wood chipper again:

> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>> The ultimate graphical refutation of DildoRider's kooky sinewave
>> subtraction equation:
>> 
>> <http://i.imgur.com/qK3Xeu5.png>
>> 
>> Graph 1: 169.71 peak voltage, 0 degrees phase (red)
>> 
>> Graph 2: 169.71 peak voltage, 120 degrees phase (green)
>> 
>> Graph 3: 169.71 peak voltage, 240 degrees phase (black)

> Woooofuckinghooooooo!  Fakey finally figgered out how to
> graph a 120v sinusoid!.... but only after i spanked him a
> dozen times about his wrong "sinewaves".

Moron k'lames 169.71 = 120 just like he k'lamed 4444525800 =
4400000000 = 1. Because he's a moron. LOL

In my previous graph proving you and DildoRider *wrong*, I graphed
both the 170 volt peak L-N *and* the 120.208 volt RMS L-N, Spankard.
I've been right all along.

Shiny Tinfoil Brain didn't even know the Euler equation is a subset of
equations known as the Euler-Fourier Formulas, thus that a sinewave is
a transformation of a circle (which should have been intuitive, given
that generators *rotate* to create *sinusoids*); that cross
correlation is used with Fourier transforms; that superposition is the
same as wave interference; that wave interference works the same for
standing or traveling waves; that RMS and peak-to-peak voltage are two
different things; that 170 volt peak, 120.208 volt RMS L-N 3-phase
service gives 208.207 volts RMS L-L; that 4444525800 != 4400000000 !=
1; that there's no difference between 'i' and 'j' in electrical
engineering, physics and control systems engineering; what a positive
or negative vector is; and the moron continues to demonstrate his
inability to read a graph.

SPNAK!

> Wowwwwww!

>> Graph 4: Phase A (Graph 1) - Phase B (Graph 2) - Phase C (Graph 3)
>> (blue) (DildoRider's kooky sinewave subtraction equation)

> No clue what that's supposed to be.

That's wrong, is what that is. If you weren't a moron, you'd know
that. LOL

>> Graph 5: Phase A (Graph 1) + Phase B (Graph 2) + Phase C (Graph 3)
>> (orange) (the proper Euler sinewave summation equation)

> There is no graph 5.

Yeah, there is. You're just a moron demonstrating yet again that you
can't read a graph. LOL

>> You'll note DildoRider's kooky sinewave subtraction equation gives a
>> result of 339.415 volts when the phases are subtracted, in violation
>> of Watt's Law and Kirchhoff's Voltage Law.

> LOL!  You only just now learned how to draw a 120v sine
> wave.  You don't understand Ohm's Laws, or Watt's Law (which
> is just the power part of Ohm's Laws), and you have no clue
> how to add voltages.  Let alone add voltages in a loop.
> Kirchoff's?  LOL.  You're just throwing shit up on the wall
> again, hoping someone will think you actually understand it.
> 
> Hint:  Kirchoff's is for loops.  You're still struggling
> with sines.

Moron:
<http://people.sinclair.edu/nickreeder/eet1155/mod02.htm>
"Kirchhoff's Voltage Law (KVL) says that the sum of the voltage drops
around any closed loop in a circuit equals the sum of the voltage
rises around that loop."

Now you'll be getting right on explaining how the vector sum of the
three phases of 3-phase AC *isn't* a closed loop. That is, after all,
why summing the three phases gives a result of 0, just as Kirchhoff's
Voltage Law states.

SPNAK!

> Stay in school, kid.

Moron k'lames 3-phase AC power doesn't constitute a closed loop! Of
course, moron also k'lames that 0 volts graphed isn't graphed, because
he's a moron. LOL

>> Conversely, the proper Euler sinewave summation equation gives the
>> proper 0 volts.

> You don't use Euler's Theorem to add sinewaves.

Yeah, you do. You're just a moron. LOL

> And you don't know how to show us an example of doing so.

I already have. You're just a moron. LOL

> Because you're all blither-blather, and no show.

Already shown. You're just a moron. LOL

SPNAK!

-- 

Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*.

Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
slumpy dumpy frumpy lumpy loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.

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#556597

On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 19:57:33 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>> No clue what that's supposed to be.
>
>That's wrong, is what that is. If you weren't a moron, you'd know
>that. LOL

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#556794

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Bite My Shiny Metal Ass, in
<news:q8lucb1v9ls6qk4br2mn9igbpmclapc1rj@4ax.com> did thusly jump head
first into the wood chipper again:

Froups desnecked, Coward.

> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

> <cry whine snivel scream>

Translation:
"I'll k'lame it's 'cry whine snivel scream' and snip it out so I can
run away from that which SPNAK!s me so hard I cry, whine snivel and
scream."

<snicker>

>> In my previous graph proving you and DildoRider *wrong*, I graphed

Cowardly snipping restored:
>> In my previous graph proving you and DildoRider *wrong*, I graphed
>> both the 170 volt peak L-N *and* the 120.208 volt RMS L-N, Spankard.
>> I've been right all along.

> The only thing you proved is that you're uneducable.

You're projecting, Moron. LOL

> You'd rather be ignorant than admit you're wrong from the
> gitgo.

Except I'm right. You're just a cowardly snipping moron.

<snicker>

>>> There is no graph 5.

>> Yeah, there is.

> Nope.  Draw it again.

Moron yet again demonstrates his inability to read a graph. LOL

>>>> result of 339.415 volts when the phases are subtracted, in violation
>>>> of Watt's Law and Kirchhoff's Voltage Law.

>>> LOL!  You only just now learned how to draw a 120v sine
>>> wave.  You don't understand Ohm's Laws, or Watt's Law (which
>>> is just the power part of Ohm's Laws), and you have no clue
>>> how to add voltages.  Let alone add voltages in a loop.
>>> Kirchoff's?  LOL.  You're just throwing shit up on the wall
>>> again, hoping someone will think you actually understand it.
>>> 
>>> Hint:  Kirchoff's is for loops.  You're still struggling
>>> with sines.

>> Moron:
>> <http://people.sinclair.edu/nickreeder/eet1155/mod02.htm>
>> "Kirchhoff's Voltage Law (KVL) says that the sum of the voltage drops
>> around any closed loop in a circuit equals the sum of the voltage
>> rises around that loop."

> Voltage rises... heheh!
> 
> In clearer words, the sum of all the voltages in a closed
> loop is zero.
> 
> But you can't add sin(this) + sin(that) with a calculator,
> let alone figure out voltage drops.

That's not how you do sinewave summation, Moron. If you knew how to
use the Euler sinewave summation, you'd realize that. But you don't,
because you're a moron.

SPNAK!

>> Now you'll be getting right on explaining how the vector sum of the
>> three phases of 3-phase AC *isn't* a closed loop.

> Bwahahahahaaaa!!
> Closed loop!  Kasnjork!
> 
> That's not even close to what a closed loop means, dweebus.
> Keep poring over Google.  This is getting better.

Says the moron Google-raping at all hours, only to frustratedly prove
himself a bigger and bigger moron. LOL

> Show us how euler's theorem is used to add up sines, and

Already done, graphed and explained. You're just too big a moron to
understand it.

> maybe i'll think about explaining something.

Translation:
"I'll continue k'laming you've provided no proof so I don't have to
provide any proof... because I can't. Because I'm a moron."

<snicker>

> Then again, you don't know how to listen or understand
> anything.
> 
> Fakey, can i quote you as saying "3-phase AC power
> constitutes a closed loop!" ?  That's .siggy-grade shit.

Sure, in fact, you can even quote me mathematically:
sinewave 1 + sinewave 2 + sinewave 3 = 0
In accordance with Kirchhoff's Voltage Law.

And this:
<http://www.tina.com/course/31three/three>
"The delta or D-connection of three phases is achieved by connecting
the three loads in series forming a closed loop."

Does... does that say three phases connected in series forms a closed
loop... gee, that's how a delta transformer or 3-phase motor works,
isn't it?

<http://www.tpub.com/neets/book5/17c.htm>
"The primary windings, for example, are connected to each other to
form a closed loop."

Does... does that say three phases connected in series forms a closed
loop... gee, that's how an alternator works, isn't it?

<http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/three-phase-y-delta-configurations/>
"One quick check of this is to use Kirchhoff’s Voltage Law to see if
the three voltages around the loop add up to zero."

Does... does that prove you *wrong* on two fronts... that Kirchhoff's
Voltage Law *is* used for 3-phase AC, *and* that 3-phase AC
constitutes a closed loop across all three phases? Yeah... yeah it
does.

SPNAK! on the know-nothing moron.

<snicker>

-- 

Shiny Tinfoil Brain (aka Bite My Shiny Metal Ass) didn't know:
=====================================
The Euler equation is a subset of equations known as the Euler-Fourier
Formulas, thus that a sinewave is a transformation of a circle (which
should have been intuitive, given that generators *rotate* to create
*sinusoids*);

That cross correlation is used with Fourier transforms;

That superposition is the same as wave interference;

That wave interference works the same for standing or traveling waves;

That RMS and peak-to-peak voltage are two different things;

That RMS isn't a DC voltage;

That 170 volt peak, 120.208 volt RMS L-N 3-phase service gives 208.207
volts RMS L-L;

That 4444525800 != 4400000000 != 1;

The difference between frequency and period of a sinewave;

That there's no difference between 'i' and 'j' in electrical
engineering, physics and control systems engineering;

What a positive or negative vector is;

That the vector sum of 3-phase AC constitutes a closed loop per
Kirchhoff's Voltage Law, thus that the three phases sum to zero;

And the moron continues to demonstrate his inability to read a graph.
=====================================

SPNAK!

<snicker>

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#556802

On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 07:18:55 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>> Show us how euler's theorem is used to add up sines, and
>
>Already done,

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#556833

In article <mm40dblkiebv8fsp5eh4l20bp0vfcbpr5a@4ax.com>, 
skeet@invalid.invalid says...


> 
> On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 07:18:55 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> 
> >> Show us how euler's theorem is used to add up sines, and
> >
> >Already done,

The dog ate his homework.  LOL

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

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#556864

On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 03:54:53 -0500, Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> wrote:

> On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 07:18:55 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>
>>> Show us how euler's theorem is used to add up sines, and
>>
>> Already done,

where'zit?

-- 
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

On Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler  
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL


on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

-

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007

 

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#556874

"\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave.,
Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907
Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1>
wrote:

> On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 03:54:53 -0500, Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> 
> > On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 07:18:55 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> > Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> >
> >>> Show us how euler's theorem is used to add up sines, and
> >>
> >> Already done,
> 
> where'zit?

Don't you know fakey's a Top Souper Sekrit stealth drone
pilot with the NSA.  If he showed you his Oily Transformers,
he'd have to kill you.  And kill Usenet.

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#556996

In article <rpv0dbpq62hrs5glomrcrr6fd6upoufg5k@4ax.com>, 
bender@the.future says...


> 
> "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave.,
> Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907
> Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1>
> wrote:
> 
> > On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 03:54:53 -0500, Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> > 
> > > On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 07:18:55 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> > > Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> > >
> > >>> Show us how euler's theorem is used to add up sines, and
> > >>
> > >> Already done,
> > 
> > where'zit?
> 
> Don't you know fakey's a Top Souper Sekrit stealth drone
> pilot with the NSA.  If he showed you his Oily Transformers,
> he'd have to kill you.  And kill Usenet.

Does he have PCB-laced oily transformers?  Maybe he's been licking them 
or something.

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

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#556971

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler), in
<news:MPG.31399c3bcf12276898c914@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

> Fakeytard's played out.  Nothing left but "I'm right, and all of you are 
> wrong, therefore I WIN!"
> 
> No way this guy is actually functional in the RL with his massive 
> personality disorders.  He's one of the most mentally fucked-up people 
> I've ever seen on Usenet, and I've seen plenty.  He's going to fuck up 
> good one day, and it's going to rock his world.

Translation:
"BBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTT! WHHHHAAAAAAAAWWAAAWAWAWAWAAAAA!
Our Usenet Lord and Master was *right*, we're all *morons*! He spanked
us so hard all we have left is tearful blubbering and fanfic! He won!
WHHHHAAAAAAAAWWAAAWAWAWAWAAAAA! BBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTT!"

SPNAK!

<snicker>

-- 

FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da87b17874d123f783@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"

MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

/\                  Properly known as Bill
  \    /\      The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
   \  /  \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
    \/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

Message-ID: <l7m8ig$1ld$7@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8jh$1le$8@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8lh$1le$9@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8ne$1ld$8@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8pc$1le$10@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8rb$1ld$9@news.mixmin.net>

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#557005

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Bite My Shiny Metal Ass, in
<news:uftvcb9304kuch2bsauq6ru0cjfmfvuat2@4ax.com> did thusly jump head
first into the wood chipper again:

Froups desnecked, Coward.

> Shiny Tinfoil Brain's Usenet Lord and Master
> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> stomped flat a retard's skull:

> <yawn>...
> BTDT.  Next.....

Translation:
"Ho Lee Phuk! *Another* post which is jam-packed with truthiness I
can't address without proving myself an even bigger moron! If my
Usenet Lord and Master keeps this up, I'll be forced to... to... well,
I'll be forced to snip it all out and cowardly run away from it. It's
all a drooling dunderheaded dullard like me can do. I'm a moron."

SPNAK!

<snicker>

-- 

Shiny Tinfoil Brain (aka Bite My Shiny Metal Ass) didn't know:
=====================================
The Euler equation is a subset of equations known as the Euler-Fourier
Formulas, thus that a sinewave is a transformation of a circle (which
should have been intuitive, given that generators *rotate* to create
*sinusoids*);

That cross correlation is used with Fourier transforms;

That superposition is the same as wave interference;

That wave interference works the same for standing or traveling waves;

That RMS and peak-to-peak voltage are two different things;

That RMS isn't a DC voltage;

That 170 volt peak, 120.208 volt RMS L-N 3-phase service gives 208.207
volts RMS L-L;

That 4444525800 != 4400000000 != 1;

The difference between frequency and period of a sinewave;

That there's no difference between 'i' and 'j' in electrical
engineering, physics and control systems engineering;

What a positive or negative vector is;

That the vector sum of 3-phase AC constitutes a closed loop per
Kirchhoff's Voltage Law, thus that the three phases sum to zero;

That "mnemonic" is not spelled "mneumonic";

And the moron continues to demonstrate his inability to read a graph.
=====================================

SPNAK!

<snicker>

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#557143

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler), in
<news:MPG.313a4570745f708198c91e@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

> Here's how to calculate the relative score of a "Win" on Usenet: 
> 
> W = sqrt (-B) 
> 
> Where W is the measure of the alleged "Win", and B is the number of 
> times the alleged "winner" bleats about the alleged "win".  Notice that 
> the result is an imaginary number.
> 
> -The Checkmate equation for scoring Usenet "Wins".

So... what you're saying is that the measure of a "Win" is a real
number, with a vector quantity to denote the trend of winningness,
which would, when converted to standard vector notation, denote a
periodic sinusoidal trend, which can be transformed to a circle,
meaning the one who won has you morons running around in little
tard-circles like Rainman.

SPNAK!

I win. Again.

<snicker>

-- 

FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da87b17874d123f783@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"

MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

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