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Re: What a line of bullshit Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-22 07:03 +0200
Re: What a line of bullshit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-04-22 09:11 -0400
Re: What a line of bullshit Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-23 08:54 +0200
Re: What a line of bullshit "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-04-23 03:12 -0700
Re: What a line of bullshit Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-24 08:03 +0200
Re: What a line of bullshit "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-04-23 23:39 -0700
Re: What a line of bullshit "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-04-24 02:51 -0400
Re: What a line of bullshit Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-25 07:52 +0200
Re: What a line of bullshit Skeet DoW #8 <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-04-25 01:25 -0600
Re: What a line of bullshit "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-04-25 10:26 -0400
Re: What a line of bullshit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-04-23 10:49 -0400
Re: What a line of bullshit Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-24 06:33 +0200
Re: What a line of bullshit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-04-25 12:05 -0400
Re: What a line of bullshit Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-26 07:18 +0200
Re: What a line of bullshit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-04-26 12:18 -0400
Re: What a line of bullshit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-04-26 21:19 +0000
Re: What a line of bullshit Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-27 06:47 +0200
Re: What a line of bullshit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-04-27 12:38 -0400
Re: What a line of bullshit Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-28 08:02 +0200
IRONIC? Skeet DoW #8 <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-04-28 01:22 -0600
Re: IRONIC? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-04-28 03:28 -0700
Re: What a line of bullshit Bite My Shiny Metal Ass - 2016-04-27 01:45 +0800
Re: What a line of bullshit Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-04-27 01:50 +0800
Re: What a line of bullshit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-04-26 13:50 -0400
Re: What a line of bullshit Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-27 07:53 +0200
Re: What a line of bullshit Bite My Shiny Metal Ass - 2016-04-28 17:54 +0800
Re: What a line of bullshit Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-04-29 07:26 +0200
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
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| Date | 2016-04-22 07:03 +0200 |
| Subject | Re: What a line of bullshit |
| Message-ID | <e9452ea7326398be36fdb9e6c7adb028@dizum.com> |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Nadegda, in
<news:nfb9cr$eb1$63@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head first into the
wood chipper again:
> On Thu, 21 Apr 2016 07:28:49 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood
> Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
>> Paul Derbyshire, in <news:MPG.3181444b2e3bf78f98968e@free.xsusenet.com>
>> did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:
>>> In article <nf81gu$q0j$1@gioia.aioe.org>, Paul G. Derbyshire socked up
>>> as Ko0O0oki Kensi the Lunkheaded Libtard <kkensington01@gmail.invalid>
>>> says...
>>>> On 20/04/2016 12:43 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Nadegda, in
>>>>> <news:nf5ed8$eb1$2@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head first into the
>>>>> wood chipper again:
>>>>>> On Tue, 19 Apr 2016 07:44:11 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>>>>>> Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
>>>>>>> Y<MUSHROOM CLOUD>
>>>>>> http://skepticalscience.com/what-you-need-to-know-about-
>>>>>> karl-2015.html
>>>>> <http://wattsupwiththat.com/<MUSHROOM CLOUD>
>>>> Ko0ks1t3!!
>> Cowardly snipping of the unaltered NOAA data, which proves the NOAA got
>> caught in yet another lie, noted, Paul. LOL
>>>>>> (Hey, kensi, thanks for linking to that site so much. Really useful
>>>>>> for when a climate denial post hits the 'net and you're not online.)
>>>> You're very welcome, Nadegda.
>> "Thanks, Paul."
>> "You're very welcome, Paul."
>>
>> <snicker>
>>>>> When you're online, kensi's online, Paul. LOL
>>>> Your paranoid bleatings are noted. I see from the New Order awards
>>>> status file on Google Docs that you're now facing up to *three* k0ok
>>>> awards at the end of this month, but the Loony Maroon is not among
>>>> them. Are you trying to tell your Usenet Ladies and Mistresses that
>>>> you'd like that to change?
>>>>
>>>> *snicker*
>> Translation:
>> "<backpedal> <backpedal> <backpedal> <backpedal>" LOL
>>
>> Paul's handing out 'awards from a kook' because he's so butthurt over my
>> having drop-kicked his retarded ass across Usenet. Multiple times. LOL
>>>>> They're called ERI measurements for a reason, you blundering boob...
>>>>> because ERI stands for Engine Room Intake.
>>>> There are multiple methods and measurements taken from shipboard,
>>>> which you would know if you'd bothered to actually read the article
>>>> Nadegda linked to, kOOk.
>> And ERSST is Engine Room Intake Sea Surface Temperature, you moron. The
>> use of buckets began declining in the late 1960s and is almost never
>> used nowadays. When it is used, it's not included in the ERSST
>> temperature data. Moron.
>>>>> You know, ERSST? And shipboard engine room equipment adds heat to the
>>>>> water.
>>>> You don't think they're smart enough to bring intake water in through
>>>> insulated pipes past a thermometer and only then feed it into the
>>>> engines to act as coolant? They'd have to be pretty dumb to put the
>>>> thermometer *after* that point. But to someone as dumb as you the
>>>> notion of someone being significantly smarter than you might be
>>>> literally inconceivable. It would explain much about your behavior, as
>>>> well as how easily led by the nose you are.
>> Look at that retard Paul G. Derbyshire backpedal! Bwahahahaa!
>>
>> Do you believe the ships participating in the temperature measurements
>> are going to spend the money to insulate their seawater intake pipes,
>> Paul? Do you think they'll even risk tapping into those pipes to put the
>> temperature probe in the seawater flow, risking a leak? No, they strap a
>> temperature probe on the outside of the pipe, you moron. And engine room
>> heat increases the measured sea water temperature.
>>
>> https://wattsupwiththat.com/2016/01/27/on-the-monumental-differences-in-
>> warming-rates-between-global-sea-surface-temperature-datasets-during-the-
>> noaa-picked-global-warming-hiatus-period-of-2000-to-2014/
>> "As listed, for the global oceans, researchers have found that there is
>> a ship-buoy bias of 0.12 deg C with a standard deviation of 0.85 deg
>> C... the buoys reading cooler than the ship inlets."
>>
>> SPNAK! on Paul G. Derbyshire the reality-denying Klimate Katastrophe
>> Kook.
>>
>> <snicker>
> Nice froth.
Translation:
"Nice truth I can't refute." LOL
> Now explain how the engine heat screws up measurements of
> *deep* ocean water temperature in the 2000-5000m depth range,
That's not part of the ERSST data you were talking about, Paul.
Goalpost shifting in order to try to weasel your way out of having
been proven wrong, Paul? LOL
> where they obviously aren't using engine intake pipes to sample
> the water, kook.
You mean the depth at which annual variations in temperature are
generally in the thousandths of a degree C? LOL
Here's the NODC graph of ocean temperature from 700 - 2000 meters:
<https://bobtisdale.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/fig-1-ocean-temp-changes-700-2000m.png?w=720>
The total scale of the temperature anomalies of the graph is two
one-hundredths of a degree C... and that's measuring from 1955 to
2015. Moron. LOL
> (Heh heh, this oughta be good. <evil snicker>)
<https://bobtisdale.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/figure-4-argo-hockey-stick.png>
Huh, well that graph doesn't look realistic at all... the temperature
just suddenly takes off climbing at a rate 24 times the 1950 - 2000
average... did "zOMG! Anfropoomorefluck Glowbool Waeorming!
DUUUURRRHHH!" suddenly shoot upward starting in 2002?
<https://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/07/04/rough-estimate-of-the-annual-changes-in-ocean-temperatures-from-700-to-2000-meters-based-on-nodc-data/>
The actual annual trend for ocean water at 700 - 2000 meters is 0.0025
C / decade. So it'd take ~4000 years to raise the temperature there by
1 C. And given that the upper 2000 m of seawater contains ~48% of all
the ocean's water according to the NOAA's presentation "ARGO Future
Possibilities", it'd take ~7500 years to raise the entire ocean by a
mere 1 C. And that's *with* the obviously-altered numbers the Klimate
Katastrophe Kooks are bleating about. LOL
Now let's look at some more realistic numbers:
===============================================
Message-ID: <5e778f4289635ee00a55eb165303649a@dizum.com>
The total mass of the hydrosphere is ~1.4e21 kg. Water has a specific
heat capacity of 4185.5 J/(kg K), thus the total ocean heat capacity
is ~5.8597e24 J/K.
At the average of 21.6 MJ/m^2/day solar insolation and 5.102276577e14
m^2 of surface area, that equates to 4.0226349e24 Joules / year.
Now, LunkHead, let's do that hard math that you Klimate Katastrophe
Kooks always seem unable to do.
What is 5.8597e24 J/K / 4.0226349e24 Joules / year? That's
1.456688203694 years to raise the temperature of the entire ocean by 1
C, if *ALL* of the thermal energy from the sun was being retained.
Except... what's the latest claimed energy imbalance of the planet,
LunkHead? Oh, it's 0.6 +- 0.17 W/m^2, or a maximum total of
2.6817566e+18 Joules / year.
5.8597e24 J/K / 2.6817566e+18 Joules / year? Why, that's 2,185,023
years at the currently claimed radiative imbalance of the planet just
to raise the ocean temperature by 1 C... and that's if *all* of that
energy is retained, with none of it being re-radiated out to space.
LOL
===============================================
<https://bobtisdale.wordpress.com/2013/03/11/is-ocean-heat-content-data-all-its-stacked-up-to-be/>
<http://bobtisdale.wordpress.com/2013/03/13/nodcs-pentadal-ocean-heat-content-0-to-2000m-creates-warming-that-doesnt-exist-in-the-annual-data-a-lot-of-warming/>
<http://bobtisdale.wordpress.com/2013/05/03/ocean-heat-content-0-to-2000-meters-why-arent-northern-hemisphere-oceans-warming-during-the-argo-era/>
<https://bobtisdale.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/04-argo-era-raw-v-adjusted-ohc.png?w=640&h=416>
Whoopsie... does... does that graph of the unaltered ARGO data show a
temperature *decrease* in the 0-700 m data?
<http://www.vencoreweather.com/blog/2015/03/22/1230-pm-the-atlantic-ocean-is-showing-signs-of-a-possible-significant-long-term-shift-in-temperatures-from-warm-to-cold>
Why yes, yes it does... in fact that cooling continued from 2013 into
2014 and 2015. LOL
=================================================
<http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2014/06oct_abyss/>
<http://iceagenow.info/2014/10/nasa-stumped-deep-oceans-warmed-2005/>
"When scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in
Pasadena, California, analyzed satellite and direct ocean
temperature data from 2005 to 2013, they found that "the ocean
abyss below 1.24 miles (1,995 meters) has not warmed measurably",
the space agency announced in a press release on Monday.
=================================================
Whoopsie... does... does that say that NASA JPL proved there's no
warming below 2000 meters?
So there's no warming below 2000 meters, there's *cooling* above 700
meters, and there's a 0.0025 C / decade increase from 700-2000 meters.
Chicken Little much, Klimate Katastrophe Kook? LOL
Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!
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Subject: Re: A REVIEW: How much does Keith "Murphy" McElroy suck at
this
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Date: Sat, 4 May 2013 00:58:29 +0000 (UTC)
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Adding the Injection-Info: header into an E-S post gets it rejected.
Go on, Paul, do it again, if you claim to be able to do it at will.
Make it exactly this:
Injection-Info: mx05.eternal-september.org;
posting-host="1.1.1.1";
logging-data="29843";
Well, Paul? We're waiting. <tap, tap, tap> Nothing, Paul?
<snicker>
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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>
Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.
And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.
Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!
Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>
She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.
Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.
<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>
You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL
> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>
> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited
> any good telescopes lately?
Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?
<snicker>
========================================================
========================================================
--
Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================
Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.
Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176
Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.
The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.
Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.
You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================
But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.
Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".
In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.
He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.
Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.
Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.
Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".
Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.
Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.
Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.
Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.
Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.
The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.
Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.
Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.
That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.
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| From | kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> |
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| Date | 2016-04-22 09:11 -0400 |
| Message-ID | <nfd7ti$svd$1@gioia.aioe.org> |
| In reply to | #572304 |
On 22/04/2016 1:03 AM, Ko0ky Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Error wrote: > Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> > > Nadegda, in <news:nfb9cr$eb1$63@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head > first into the wood chipper again: > >> Now explain how the engine heat screws up measurements of >> *deep* ocean water temperature in the 2000-5000m depth range, > > That's not part of the ERSST data you were talking ab<SMACKAK00K!> Nadegda mentioned that depth range several posts ago, and so did I. The response then was <crickets>. > Goalpost shifting in order to try to weasel y<SMACKAK00K!> See above. > The actual annual trend for ocean water at 700 - 2000 met<SMACKAK00K!> She said 2000-5000m. Learn to read for comprehension. And even then: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2012GL051106/full "The 700–2000 m ocean layer accounted for approximately one-third of the warming of the 0–2000 m layer of the World Ocean." Which third of the warming therefore can't be accounted for by engine intake pipes skewing the data, ko0ky. SPNAK! *snicker* -- "To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks "I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade in here." ~Checkmate
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-04-23 08:54 +0200 |
| Message-ID | <a1ce88afca1ca2149173e9ffe34638dd@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #572344 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Ko0O0oki kensi the LunkHeaded
LibTard, in <news:nfd7ti$svd$1@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head
first into the wood chipper again:
> On 22/04/2016 1:03 AM, Ko0ky Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Error wrote:
>> Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Nadegda, in
>> <news:nfb9cr$eb1$63@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head
>> first into the wood chipper again:
>>> Now explain how the engine heat screws up measurements of
>>> *deep* ocean water temperature in the 2000-5000m depth range,
>> That's not part of the ERSST data you were talking ab<SMACKAK00K!>
> Nadegda mentioned that depth range several posts ago, and so did I. The
> response then was <crickets>.
Simply because I don't reply to your delusional blather doesn't mean
it isn't delusional blather, Paul. LOL
>> Goalpost shifting in order to try to weasel y<SMACKAK00K!>
> See above.
See above. LOL
>> The actual annual trend for ocean water at 700 - 2000 met<SMACKAK00K!>
> She said 2000-5000m. Learn to read for comprehension.
They don't measure down to 5000 meters, moron, except in a few
research project instances. The deepest the automatic probes measure
is 2000 meters.
=================================================
<http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2014/06oct_abyss/>
<http://iceagenow.info/2014/10/nasa-stumped-deep-oceans-warmed-2005/>
"When scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in
Pasadena, California, analyzed satellite and direct ocean
temperature data from 2005 to 2013, they found that "the ocean
abyss below 1.24 miles (1,995 meters) has not warmed measurably",
the space agency announced in a press release on Monday.
=================================================
Whoopsie... does... does that say that NASA JPL proved there's no
warming below 2000 meters?
> And even then:
>
> http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2012GL051106/full
>
> "The 700–2000 m ocean layer accounted for approximately one-third of the
> warming of the 0–2000 m layer of the World Ocean."
<https://bobtisdale.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/figure-4-argo-hockey-stick.png>
Huh, well that graph doesn't look realistic at all... the temperature
just suddenly takes off climbing at a rate 24 times the 1950 - 2000
average... did "zOMG! Anfropoomorefluck Glowbool Waeorming!
DUUUURRRHHH!" suddenly shoot upward starting in 2002?
<https://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/07/04/rough-estimate-of-the-annual-changes-in-ocean-temperatures-from-700-to-2000-meters-based-on-nodc-data/>
The actual annual trend for ocean water at 700 - 2000 meters is 0.0025
C / decade. So it'd take ~4000 years to raise the temperature there by
1 C. And given that the upper 2000 m of seawater contains ~48% of all
the ocean's water according to the NOAA's presentation "ARGO Future
Possibilities", it'd take ~7500 years to raise the entire ocean by a
mere 1 C. And that's *with* the obviously-altered numbers the Klimate
Katastrophe Kooks are bleating about. LOL
<https://bobtisdale.wordpress.com/2013/03/11/is-ocean-heat-content-data-all-its-stacked-up-to-be/>
<http://bobtisdale.wordpress.com/2013/03/13/nodcs-pentadal-ocean-heat-content-0-to-2000m-creates-warming-that-doesnt-exist-in-the-annual-data-a-lot-of-warming/>
<http://bobtisdale.wordpress.com/2013/05/03/ocean-heat-content-0-to-2000-meters-why-arent-northern-hemisphere-oceans-warming-during-the-argo-era/>
<https://bobtisdale.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/04-argo-era-raw-v-adjusted-ohc.png?w=640&h=416>
Whoopsie... does... does that graph of the unaltered ARGO data show a
temperature *decrease* in the 0-700 m data?
<http://www.vencoreweather.com/blog/2015/03/22/1230-pm-the-atlantic-ocean-is-showing-signs-of-a-possible-significant-long-term-shift-in-temperatures-from-warm-to-cold>
Why yes, yes it does... in fact that cooling continued from 2013 into
2014 and 2015. LOL
So there's no warming below 2000 meters, there's *cooling* above 700
meters, and there's a 0.0025 C / decade increase from 700-2000 meters.
Chicken Little much, Klimate Katastrophe Kook? LOL
> Which third of the warming therefore can't be accounted for by engine
> intake pipes skewing the data, ko0ky.
You mean the "warming" that only shows up in the altered data, that
alteration which NOAA backpedaled away from and refused to explain,
even when subpoenaed? LOL
> SPNAK!
>
> *snicker*
Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!
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Adding the Injection-Info: header into an E-S post gets it rejected.
Go on, Paul, do it again, if you claim to be able to do it at will.
Make it exactly this:
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Well, Paul? We're waiting. <tap, tap, tap> Nothing, Paul?
<snicker>
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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>
Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.
And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.
Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!
Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>
She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.
Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.
<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>
You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL
> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>
> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited
> any good telescopes lately?
Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?
<snicker>
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--
Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================
Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.
Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176
Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.
The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.
Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.
You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================
But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.
Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".
In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.
He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.
Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.
Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.
Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".
Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.
Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.
Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.
Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.
Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.
The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.
Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.
Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.
That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.
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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| Date | 2016-04-23 03:12 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.3184ea65f961dfa498cf2c@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #572637 |
In article <a1ce88afca1ca2149173e9ffe34638dd@dizum.com>, FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx says... > Simply because I don't reply to your delusional blather doesn't mean > it isn't delusional blather, Paul. LOL > I see no hope or redemption for your pathetic excuse of a life. You should probably just kill yourself. -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
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| Date | 2016-04-24 08:03 +0200 |
| Message-ID | <e12736320322bfc8385c9e70ab3e9865@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #572660 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate
Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling
Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, DoW #1, in
<news:MPG.3184ea65f961dfa498cf2c@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:
> In article <a1ce88afca1ca2149173e9ffe34638dd@dizum.com>,
> Chimpy's Usenet Lord and Master
> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> says...
>> Simply because I don't reply to your delusional blather doesn't mean
>> it isn't delusional blather, Paul. LOL
> I see no hope or redemption for your pathetic excuse of a life. You
> should probably just kill yourself.
Projection. Go cold turkey from all those prescription medications you
abuse and seek immediate professional psychiatric intervention. What
would AUK be if we lost another kicktoy? Don't kill yourself,
Chimpy... suicide is like hiding behind a stack of pallets then
pulling the fire alarm as you run out the emergency door just because
you see a guy with a gun... it's the coward's way out. You should "go
out in a blaze of glory" like you promised. LOL
Chimpy the drugged-out doomsday conspiracy theorist is going all
wild-eyed hair-pulling tower-climbing conspiracy theory
CRAAAaaaaaZZZzzY. Again. LOL
=========================
MID: <kpbjfq$klr$5@news.mixmin.net>
aka "CAN'T TRUST NO ONE!!"
"It's coming, and nowhere in the world will be safe for long when it
does."
MID: <kpce3h$lqv$1@news.mixmin.net>
aka "KILL THEM ALL!!"
"If I have to go out in a blaze of glory, so be it, because I'm going
to take a whole bunch of motherfuckers with me."
MID: <787deef9481f6b8d91eabc6211dee2ea@dizum.com>
aka "THEY'RE COMING FOR MEEEEEEE!"
"Bush is out of office now, but the damage done to our rights has
already been done under the guise of a war on terrorism. The biggest
terrorist organization in the world is the American Government, and
particularly the CIA. Now that PRISM has my comments in their
database, I'm sure Homeland Security will be out to round me up when
the coming purge is implemented."
MID: <MPG.2e5c0824203db3ad989ccd@news.alt.net>
aka "DUCK! HERE IT COMES!!!!"
"BTW, I have a feeling the shit is going to hit the fan real soon now.
My best guess is within two years, all hell is going to break loose."
=========================
Chimpy's gonna shoot up a gay bar. LOL
> --
> Mop Checky's ass!
>
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Chimpy loves the "hot wax" type of gaysecks... but his rectum is so
chapped that hot wax doesn't do it for him anymore... he uses searing
hot road tar and a mop. He's *that* gay. LOL
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."
In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da87b17874d123f783@dizum.com>
Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>
Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet
Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"
Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"
MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."
Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."
MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"
Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."
MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."
Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"
MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."
MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."
MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."
MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."
MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."
MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."
MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL
MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
=====================================
What a FAG!
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
<snicker>
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.
Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.
databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.
Message-ID: <l7m8ig$1ld$7@news.mixmin.net>
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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-04-23 23:39 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.31860a009d1743a598cf41@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #572875 |
In article <e12736320322bfc8385c9e70ab3e9865@dizum.com>, FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx says... > > Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> <Ko0kbleating snipped> > ... suicide is like hiding behind a stack of pallets then > pulling the fire alarm as you run out the emergency door just because > you see a guy with a gun... it's the coward's way out. You should "go > out in a blaze of glory" like you promised. LOL Correction, Fuckweasel... I didn't "see" The Guy With The Gun. I heard the gun go off when TGWTG popped a cap in the store manager's head, and minutes later, when it was obvious TGWTG hadn't stuck around to shoot anyone else, saw the manager lying in a pool of blood that was running out of the hole in his head. He died several hours later. My survival instincts told me precisely what to do, while most of the dumb fucks went running towards the gunfire instead of sheltering in place until it was clear that it was safe. Me: Survivor Most Other People: Dumb fucks You: Dumber fuck -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved
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| From | "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-04-24 02:51 -0400 |
| Message-ID | <op.ygevz1c5tm21m2@benson.localhost> |
| In reply to | #572877 |
On Sun, 24 Apr 2016 02:39:36 -0400, Checkmate, DoW #1
<Lunatic.Fringe@the.edge> wrote:
> In article <e12736320322bfc8385c9e70ab3e9865@dizum.com>,
> FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx says...
>
>
>>
>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> <Ko0kbleating snipped>
>
>> ... suicide is like hiding behind a stack of pallets then
>> pulling the fire alarm as you run out the emergency door just because
>> you see a guy with a gun... it's the coward's way out. You should "go
>> out in a blaze of glory" like you promised. LOL
>
> Correction, Fuckweasel... I didn't "see" The Guy With The Gun. I heard
> the gun go off when TGWTG popped a cap in the store manager's head, and
> minutes later, when it was obvious TGWTG hadn't stuck around to shoot
> anyone else, saw the manager lying in a pool of blood that was running
> out of the hole in his head. He died several hours later. My survival
> instincts told me precisely what to do, while most of the dumb fucks
> went running towards the gunfire instead of sheltering in place until it
> was clear that it was safe.
>
> Me: Survivor
> Most Other People: Dumb fucks
> You: Dumber fuck
>
fakey prob'ly CCs because he's afraid of everything. he would have been
the guy running out in front of you.
--
ga·ble
'gab?l/
noun
the part of a wall that encloses the end of a pitched roof.
a wall topped with a gable.
noun: gable end; plural noun: gable ends
a gable-shaped canopy over a window or door.
http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/photos/0,,1213138,00.html
Gable
Gabled roofs are the kind young children typically draw. They have two
sloping sides that come together at a ridge, creating end walls with a
*triangular extension*, called a gable, at the top. The house shown here
has two gable roofs and two dormers, each with gable roofs of their own.
The slant, or pitch, of the gables varies, an inconsistency that many
builders try to avoid.
LOL
-
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'
Oohoohooh oooh
Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'
Unlucky in love, least that's what they say
He lost his head and he gabled his heart away
He still keeps posting though there's nothing left
Staked his heart and lost, now he has to pay the cost
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'
"Fag. LOL", he smiles and says
Though this RMS is driving him crazy
He don't show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you'll see it all
Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Now tell me have you heard about the lotusLoser
-
LOL
well i guess if we went to:
http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/color-summarizer/
and gave it the URL to the image THAT YOU POSTED IN POST:
<617072d3bd042b9634ebeb7c28503997@dizum.com>
<http://i.imgur.com/gchDiBs.png>
I took that on my way to eat lunch. I tried to make an index card with
backward writing so the SPANKY-SPANKY! reflection would show up with
frontward writing, but apparently I can't write backward legibly, so
you gets what you gets."
it would say "definitely not green", right???
http://i.imgur.com/1CkNIDC.png
D'OH!!!!
*SPNAKITY-SPNAKITY*
-
"People didn't cause the Great Depression, Liberal ko0kTarD. Governmental
policy did." - Fakey in MID <7880b90ad2ecebe35ba01b4557597d80%40dizum.com>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_the_Great_Depression
"The initial stock market crash triggered a "panic sell-off" that made the
stock market go even lower."
so... so the "government" panicked, snickers?
funny that a bona-fide conservative horatio alger hero type would want the
government stepping in to save the stock market.
"Current theories may be broadly classified into two main points of view
and several heterodox points of view.
First, there are demand-driven theories, from Keynesian and institutional
economists who argue that the depression was caused by a widespread loss
of confidence that led to underconsumption. The demand-driven theories
argue that the financial crisis following the 1929 crash led to a sudden
and persistent reduction in consumption and investment spending.[1] Once
panic and deflation set in, many people believed they could avoid further
losses by keeping clear of the markets. Holding money therefore became
profitable as prices dropped lower and a given amount of money bought ever
more goods, exacerbating the drop in demand.
Second, there are the monetarists, who believe that the Great Depression
started as an ordinary recession, but that significant policy mistakes by
monetary authorities (especially the Federal Reserve), caused a shrinking
of the money supply which greatly exacerbated the economic situation,
causing a recession to descend into the Great Depression. Related to this
explanation are those who point to debt deflation causing those who borrow
to owe ever more in real terms."
wait? what? no major "third" konservative k0okTheory blaming the
government for everything mentioned?
odd, that. eh, lotusLoser?
-
the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160408001051/http://i.imgur.com/e3OrQSq.png
-
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://i.imgur.com/Z4p1Z55.png
-
FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>
">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>> phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>> voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)
Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking
*moron*?
"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""
it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds. it says that you're in denial
about the inversion of your AC legs.
http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png
http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf
on page 2:
** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)
*COUGH*
SPNAK!!
-
i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>
-
snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:
- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:
http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html
place those files in a directory and save this file as
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.
compiles with:
gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++
run with:
./a.out
enjoy the LULZ ;)
*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>
using namespace std;
int main(){
//float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
//float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);
float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
float_precision t=float_precision(0); // time variable
float_precision sum=float_precision(0); // sum of SnickerTurd's
ridiculous sinewave mess
float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25); //
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
float_precision PI;
PI =_float_table(_PI,25);
// this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
while(sum < snickerPrediction){
// fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))
+
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));
// perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh
snickerTurds
if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
}
t = t+STEP;
}
/*
Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"
Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves
never reaches that. They never reach their max values at the same time.
That's how stupid you are.
Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"
Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when
summed.
the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.
*/
cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
-
Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>
-
Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
<snicker>
Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL
<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">
on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*
*hell doesn't exist. hope everybody is having a productive evening.
-
http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg
http://cafepress.com/kooktown
http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg
-
If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public. :)
if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2
-
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd
-
Coming soon! To a newsgroup near you!:
$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot> I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account? <snicker>
You> Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot> Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot> Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot> Fag!
(just as useful as the original!)
-
snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden
service. It's not rocket science.
_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._ (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a
kiddie pr0n network.)
That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."
-
Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-04-25 07:52 +0200 |
| Message-ID | <fd56be39fa70efc614be4abc54854b7f@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #572877 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Janithor, in <news:nfi3cb$d86$1@news.albasani.net> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:
> Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate
> Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling
> Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, DoW #1, in
> <news:MPG.31860a009d1743a598cf41@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
> head first into the wood chipper again:
>> In article <e12736320322bfc8385c9e70ab3e9865@dizum.com>,
>> Chimpy's Usenet Lord and Master
>> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> says...
>> <Ko0kbleating snipped>
Translation:
"<I'm a cowardly snipping kookbleating spankard. I'm hiding behind a
stack of pallets, waiting until I think it's safe enough to run out
the emergency exit, pulling the fire alarm as I go and hoping no one
notices my pissed pants>" LOL
Fixored, Chimpy.
>>> Projection. Go cold turkey from all those prescription medications you
>>> abuse and seek immediate professional psychiatric intervention. What
>>> would AUK be if we lost another kicktoy? Don't kill yourself,
>>> Chimpy... suicide is like hiding behind a stack of pallets then
>>> pulling the fire alarm as you run out the emergency door just because
>>> you see a guy with a gun... it's the coward's way out. You should "go
>>> out in a blaze of glory" like you promised. LOL
>>>
>>> Chimpy the drugged-out doomsday conspiracy theorist is going all
>>> wild-eyed hair-pulling tower-climbing conspiracy theory
>>> CRAAAaaaaaZZZzzY. Again. LOL
>>>
>>> =========================
>>> MID: <kpbjfq$klr$5@news.mixmin.net>
>>> aka "CAN'T TRUST NO ONE!!"
>>> "It's coming, and nowhere in the world will be safe for long when it
>>> does."
>>>
>>> MID: <kpce3h$lqv$1@news.mixmin.net>
>>> aka "KILL THEM ALL!!"
>>> "If I have to go out in a blaze of glory, so be it, because I'm going
>>> to take a whole bunch of motherfuckers with me."
>>>
>>> MID: <787deef9481f6b8d91eabc6211dee2ea@dizum.com>
>>> aka "THEY'RE COMING FOR MEEEEEEE!"
>>> "Bush is out of office now, but the damage done to our rights has
>>> already been done under the guise of a war on terrorism. The biggest
>>> terrorist organization in the world is the American Government, and
>>> particularly the CIA. Now that PRISM has my comments in their
>>> database, I'm sure Homeland Security will be out to round me up when
>>> the coming purge is implemented."
>>>
>>> MID: <MPG.2e5c0824203db3ad989ccd@news.alt.net>
>>> aka "DUCK! HERE IT COMES!!!!"
>>> "BTW, I have a feeling the shit is going to hit the fan real soon now.
>>> My best guess is within two years, all hell is going to break loose."
>>> =========================
>>>
>>> Chimpy's gonna shoot up a gay bar. LOL
>> Correction, Fuckweasel... I didn't "see" The Guy With The Gun. I heard
>> the gun go off when TGWTG popped a cap in the store manager's head, and
>> minutes later,
Translation:
"I hid for minutes. I pissed myself for minutes. I cried for minutes.
I was paralyzed with fear for minutes. I'm a coward." LOL
Chimpy's too cowardly to "go out in a blaze of glory"... he's gonna go
out in a blaze of fright-piss. He pissed himself in fear daily when he
was safely far from the actual fighting in Vietnam mopping latrines,
too. LOL
>> when it was obvious TGWTG hadn't stuck around to shoot
>> anyone else, saw the manager lying in a pool of blood that was running
>> out of the hole in his head.
And you did nothing to help him. Instead, being the fucking coward
that you are, you've admitted you ran out the emergency exit, despite
it being "obvious TGWTG hadn't stuck around to shoot anyone else".
You nutless gutless spineless lily-livered chicken-hearted cowering
craven yellow-streaked pantywaist wuss.
>> He died several hours later.
He died because you're a fucking coward who ran away rather than
helping him, Chimpy.
>> My survival instincts told me precisely what to do,
"hide like a fucking coward, run away first chance you got, change
into a clean pair of underwear when you get home" LOL
That's the same thing you do on Usenet. LOL
That's not "survival instincts", Chimpy. Survival instincts tell
normal people to take out the scumbag shooting people. What you
experienced is pure unadulterated cowardice.
<snicker>
>> while most of the dumb fucks
You mean the people with balls? The non-cowards? LOL
>> went running towards the gunfire instead of sheltering in place until it
>> was clear that it was safe.
>>
>> Me: Survivor
You: Coward. LOL
>> Most Other People: Dumb fucks
Most Other People: Survivors who can face themselves in the mirror.
LOL
>> You: Dumber fuck
Me: <pointing and laughing at the coward>
>> --
>> Shoot up Checky's gay bar!
>>
>> .-''''''.
>> ,''. ,,. ',
>> .0?, _? '; -,,.,,,,___
>> ( (_, , @),/',;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,,.
>> "\,"_'/ ,--- , ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
>> (_..,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
>> ';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,., ,
>> ',.-''' ;;;;;;;;;;;'' __\__ ',
>> '., ';;;;;;;;' / \ ',
>> ', ';;;;;; | | ,
>> ', \;;;; \,___,/ ,
>> ', \;;,',,,,,..........:............;
>> , ,, ,'"...:::::::::::::::::::::::::
>> '., ''', , , ¯;. ' ,-." , ¯, ' ,
>> '' ',, ,, ¯, ''' ,'
>> '., .'?--¯ ',., .",-.-.,
>> ', ; ¯ / \, ,
>> ,.'__,..?..,-.'__,..?.,,,,_\
>> (;;;;;;;;";;;;;,\¯\,;;;;;;;;;)
>> """""""""""""""" """"""""""
Would your "gay bar" be named 'The Nutless Namby-Pamby'? LOL!
> Holy shit, you actually saw this?
No, he heard it, and hid like a coward, then ran away while a guy lay
bleeding to death. Just remember, when the shit hits the fan, Chimpy's
got your back. Nevermind that he's scrambling asshole and elbows in
the opposite direction to that oncoming shit and fan. LOL
> What happened, was it a robbery gone bad? Did they catch TGWTG?
Chimpy doesn't know. He hid like a coward, then ran away. He's a
lily-livered pusillanimous craven little wimp who talks big on Usenet,
but in real life, he's a huge coward.
Then, to top it all off, he called in sick for the rest of the day and
went home to scrape the shit from his drawers. That domesticated
poof's never seen war, never seen strife, never seen conflict... he's
lived his life blithely swishing around with rose-colored glasses on,
while he talked like he was a real man to cover up his abject
poofterish cowardice. He's so weak he even ran away from a nagging
wife rather than stand his ground and assert himself as the head of
the household. Chimpy's no man... he's a vagina that never grew right.
<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."
In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da87b17874d123f783@dizum.com>
Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>
Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet
Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"
Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"
MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."
Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."
MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"
Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."
MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."
Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"
MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."
MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."
MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."
MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."
MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."
MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."
MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL
MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
=====================================
What a FAG!
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
<snicker>
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| From | Skeet DoW #8 <invalid@invalid.invalid> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-04-25 01:25 -0600 |
| Message-ID | <lhhrhbtvie2lb97oe59oavg3j6lctkag7c@4ax.com> |
| In reply to | #573035 |
On Mon, 25 Apr 2016 07:52:52 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote: >Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> > >Janithor, in <news:nfi3cb$d86$1@news.albasani.net> did thusly jump >head first into the wood chipper again: > >> Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate >> Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling >> Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, DoW #1, in >> <news:MPG.31860a009d1743a598cf41@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump >> head first into the wood chipper again: > >>> In article <e12736320322bfc8385c9e70ab3e9865@dizum.com>, >>> Chimpy's Usenet Lord and Master >>> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> says... > >>> <Ko0kbleating snipped> > >Translation: >"<I'm a cowardly snipping kookbleating spankard. I'm hiding behind a >stack of pallets, waiting until I think it's safe enough to run out >the emergency exit, pulling the fire alarm as I go and hoping no one >notices my pissed pants>" LOL > >Fixored, Chimpy. > >>>> Projection. Go cold turkey from all those prescription medications you >>>> abuse and seek immediate professional psychiatric intervention. What >>>> would AUK be if we lost another kicktoy? Don't kill yourself, >>>> Chimpy... suicide is like hiding behind a stack of pallets then >>>> pulling the fire alarm as you run out the emergency door just because >>>> you see a guy with a gun... it's the coward's way out. You should "go >>>> out in a blaze of glory" like you promised. LOL >>>> >>>> Chimpy the drugged-out doomsday conspiracy theorist is going all >>>> wild-eyed hair-pulling tower-climbing conspiracy theory >>>> CRAAAaaaaaZZZzzY. Again. LOL >>>> >>>> ========================= >>>> MID: <kpbjfq$klr$5@news.mixmin.net> >>>> aka "CAN'T TRUST NO ONE!!" >>>> "It's coming, and nowhere in the world will be safe for long when it >>>> does." >>>> >>>> MID: <kpce3h$lqv$1@news.mixmin.net> >>>> aka "KILL THEM ALL!!" >>>> "If I have to go out in a blaze of glory, so be it, because I'm going >>>> to take a whole bunch of motherfuckers with me." >>>> >>>> MID: <787deef9481f6b8d91eabc6211dee2ea@dizum.com> >>>> aka "THEY'RE COMING FOR MEEEEEEE!" >>>> "Bush is out of office now, but the damage done to our rights has >>>> already been done under the guise of a war on terrorism. The biggest >>>> terrorist organization in the world is the American Government, and >>>> particularly the CIA. Now that PRISM has my comments in their >>>> database, I'm sure Homeland Security will be out to round me up when >>>> the coming purge is implemented." >>>> >>>> MID: <MPG.2e5c0824203db3ad989ccd@news.alt.net> >>>> aka "DUCK! HERE IT COMES!!!!" >>>> "BTW, I have a feeling the shit is going to hit the fan real soon now. >>>> My best guess is within two years, all hell is going to break loose." >>>> ========================= >>>> >>>> Chimpy's gonna shoot up a gay bar. LOL > >>> Correction, Fuckweasel... I didn't "see" The Guy With The Gun. I heard >>> the gun go off when TGWTG popped a cap in the store manager's head, and >>> minutes later, > >Translation: >"I hid for minutes. I pissed myself for minutes. I cried for minutes. >I was paralyzed with fear for minutes. I'm a coward." LOL > >Chimpy's too cowardly to "go out in a blaze of glory"... he's gonna go >out in a blaze of fright-piss. He pissed himself in fear daily when he >was safely far from the actual fighting in Vietnam mopping latrines, >too. LOL > >>> when it was obvious TGWTG hadn't stuck around to shoot >>> anyone else, saw the manager lying in a pool of blood that was running >>> out of the hole in his head. > >And you did nothing to help him. Instead, being the fucking coward >that you are, you've admitted you ran out the emergency exit, despite >it being "obvious TGWTG hadn't stuck around to shoot anyone else". > >You nutless gutless spineless lily-livered chicken-hearted cowering >craven yellow-streaked pantywaist wuss. > >>> He died several hours later. > >He died because you're a fucking coward who ran away rather than >helping him, Chimpy. > >>> My survival instincts told me precisely what to do, > >"hide like a fucking coward, run away first chance you got, change >into a clean pair of underwear when you get home" LOL > >That's the same thing you do on Usenet. LOL > >That's not "survival instincts", Chimpy. Survival instincts tell >normal people to take out the scumbag shooting people. What you >experienced is pure unadulterated cowardice. > ><snicker> > >>> while most of the dumb fucks > >You mean the people with balls? The non-cowards? LOL > >>> went running towards the gunfire instead of sheltering in place until it >>> was clear that it was safe. >>> >>> Me: Survivor > >You: Coward. LOL > >>> Most Other People: Dumb fucks > >Most Other People: Survivors who can face themselves in the mirror. >LOL > >>> You: Dumber fuck > >Me: <pointing and laughing at the coward> > >>> -- >>> Shoot up Checky's gay bar! >>> >>> .-''''''. >>> ,''. ,,. ', >>> .0?, _? '; -,,.,,,,___ >>> ( (_, , @),/',;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,,. >>> "\,"_'/ ,--- , ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, >>> (_..,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, >>> ';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,., , >>> ',.-''' ;;;;;;;;;;;'' __\__ ', >>> '., ';;;;;;;;' / \ ', >>> ', ';;;;;; | | , >>> ', \;;;; \,___,/ , >>> ', \;;,',,,,,..........:............; >>> , ,, ,'"...::::::::::::::::::::::::: >>> '., ''', , , ¯;. ' ,-." , ¯, ' , >>> '' ',, ,, ¯, ''' ,' >>> '., .'?--¯ ',., .",-.-., >>> ', ; ¯ / \, , >>> ,.'__,..?..,-.'__,..?.,,,,_\ >>> (;;;;;;;;";;;;;,\¯\,;;;;;;;;;) >>> """""""""""""""" """""""""" > >Would your "gay bar" be named 'The Nutless Namby-Pamby'? LOL! > >> Holy shit, you actually saw this? > >No, he heard it, and hid like a coward, then ran away while a guy lay >bleeding to death. Just remember, when the shit hits the fan, Chimpy's >got your back. Nevermind that he's scrambling asshole and elbows in >the opposite direction to that oncoming shit and fan. LOL > >> What happened, was it a robbery gone bad? Did they catch TGWTG? > >Chimpy doesn't know. He hid like a coward, then ran away. He's a >lily-livered pusillanimous craven little wimp who talks big on Usenet, >but in real life, he's a huge coward. > >Then, to top it all off, he called in sick for the rest of the day and >went home to scrape the shit from his drawers. That domesticated >poof's never seen war, never seen strife, never seen conflict... he's >lived his life blithely swishing around with rose-colored glasses on, >while he talked like he was a real man to cover up his abject >poofterish cowardice. He's so weak he even ran away from a nagging >wife rather than stand his ground and assert himself as the head of >the household. Chimpy's no man... he's a vagina that never grew right. > ><snicker> That was a tasty hook wasn't it fakey old boy?
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| From | "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> |
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| Date | 2016-04-25 10:26 -0400 |
| Message-ID | <op.yghbqtlttm21m2@benson.localhost> |
| In reply to | #573043 |
On Mon, 25 Apr 2016 03:25:04 -0400, Skeet DoW #8 <invalid@invalid.invalid>
wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Apr 2016 07:52:52 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>
>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>
>> Janithor, in <news:nfi3cb$d86$1@news.albasani.net> did thusly jump
>> head first into the wood chipper again:
>>
>>> Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate
>>> Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling
>>> Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, DoW #1, in
>>> <news:MPG.31860a009d1743a598cf41@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
>>> head first into the wood chipper again:
>>
>>>> In article <e12736320322bfc8385c9e70ab3e9865@dizum.com>,
>>>> Chimpy's Usenet Lord and Master
>>>> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> says...
>>
>>>> <Ko0kbleating snipped>
>>
>> Translation:
>> "<I'm a cowardly snipping kookbleating spankard. I'm hiding behind a
>> stack of pallets, waiting until I think it's safe enough to run out
>> the emergency exit, pulling the fire alarm as I go and hoping no one
>> notices my pissed pants>" LOL
>>
>> Fixored, Chimpy.
>>
>>>>> Projection. Go cold turkey from all those prescription medications
>>>>> you
>>>>> abuse and seek immediate professional psychiatric intervention. What
>>>>> would AUK be if we lost another kicktoy? Don't kill yourself,
>>>>> Chimpy... suicide is like hiding behind a stack of pallets then
>>>>> pulling the fire alarm as you run out the emergency door just because
>>>>> you see a guy with a gun... it's the coward's way out. You should "go
>>>>> out in a blaze of glory" like you promised. LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> Chimpy the drugged-out doomsday conspiracy theorist is going all
>>>>> wild-eyed hair-pulling tower-climbing conspiracy theory
>>>>> CRAAAaaaaaZZZzzY. Again. LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> =========================
>>>>> MID: <kpbjfq$klr$5@news.mixmin.net>
>>>>> aka "CAN'T TRUST NO ONE!!"
>>>>> "It's coming, and nowhere in the world will be safe for long when it
>>>>> does."
>>>>>
>>>>> MID: <kpce3h$lqv$1@news.mixmin.net>
>>>>> aka "KILL THEM ALL!!"
>>>>> "If I have to go out in a blaze of glory, so be it, because I'm going
>>>>> to take a whole bunch of motherfuckers with me."
>>>>>
>>>>> MID: <787deef9481f6b8d91eabc6211dee2ea@dizum.com>
>>>>> aka "THEY'RE COMING FOR MEEEEEEE!"
>>>>> "Bush is out of office now, but the damage done to our rights has
>>>>> already been done under the guise of a war on terrorism. The biggest
>>>>> terrorist organization in the world is the American Government, and
>>>>> particularly the CIA. Now that PRISM has my comments in their
>>>>> database, I'm sure Homeland Security will be out to round me up when
>>>>> the coming purge is implemented."
>>>>>
>>>>> MID: <MPG.2e5c0824203db3ad989ccd@news.alt.net>
>>>>> aka "DUCK! HERE IT COMES!!!!"
>>>>> "BTW, I have a feeling the shit is going to hit the fan real soon
>>>>> now.
>>>>> My best guess is within two years, all hell is going to break loose."
>>>>> =========================
>>>>>
>>>>> Chimpy's gonna shoot up a gay bar. LOL
>>
>>>> Correction, Fuckweasel... I didn't "see" The Guy With The Gun. I
>>>> heard
>>>> the gun go off when TGWTG popped a cap in the store manager's head,
>>>> and
>>>> minutes later,
>>
>> Translation:
>> "I hid for minutes. I pissed myself for minutes. I cried for minutes.
>> I was paralyzed with fear for minutes. I'm a coward." LOL
>>
>> Chimpy's too cowardly to "go out in a blaze of glory"... he's gonna go
>> out in a blaze of fright-piss. He pissed himself in fear daily when he
>> was safely far from the actual fighting in Vietnam mopping latrines,
>> too. LOL
>>
>>>> when it was obvious TGWTG hadn't stuck around to shoot
>>>> anyone else, saw the manager lying in a pool of blood that was running
>>>> out of the hole in his head.
>>
>> And you did nothing to help him. Instead, being the fucking coward
>> that you are, you've admitted you ran out the emergency exit, despite
>> it being "obvious TGWTG hadn't stuck around to shoot anyone else".
>>
>> You nutless gutless spineless lily-livered chicken-hearted cowering
>> craven yellow-streaked pantywaist wuss.
>>
>>>> He died several hours later.
>>
>> He died because you're a fucking coward who ran away rather than
>> helping him, Chimpy.
>>
>>>> My survival instincts told me precisely what to do,
>>
>> "hide like a fucking coward, run away first chance you got, change
>> into a clean pair of underwear when you get home" LOL
>>
>> That's the same thing you do on Usenet. LOL
>>
>> That's not "survival instincts", Chimpy. Survival instincts tell
>> normal people to take out the scumbag shooting people. What you
>> experienced is pure unadulterated cowardice.
>>
>> <snicker>
>>
>>>> while most of the dumb fucks
>>
>> You mean the people with balls? The non-cowards? LOL
>>
>>>> went running towards the gunfire instead of sheltering in place until
>>>> it
>>>> was clear that it was safe.
>>>>
>>>> Me: Survivor
>>
>> You: Coward. LOL
>>
>>>> Most Other People: Dumb fucks
>>
>> Most Other People: Survivors who can face themselves in the mirror.
>> LOL
>>
>>>> You: Dumber fuck
>>
>> Me: <pointing and laughing at the coward>
>>
>>>> --
>>>> Shoot up Checky's gay bar!
>>>>
>>>> .-''''''.
>>>> ,''. ,,. ',
>>>> .0?, _? '; -,,.,,,,___
>>>> ( (_, , @),/',;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,,.
>>>> "\,"_'/ ,--- , ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
>>>> (_..,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
>>>> ';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,., ,
>>>> ',.-''' ;;;;;;;;;;;'' __\__ ',
>>>> '., ';;;;;;;;' / \ ',
>>>> ', ';;;;;; | | ,
>>>> ', \;;;; \,___,/ ,
>>>> ', \;;,',,,,,..........:............;
>>>> , ,, ,'"...:::::::::::::::::::::::::
>>>> '., ''', , , ¯;. ' ,-." , ¯, ' ,
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>>>> '., .'?--¯ ',., .",-.-.,
>>>> ', ; ¯ / \, ,
>>>> ,.'__,..?..,-.'__,..?.,,,,_\
>>>> (;;;;;;;;";;;;;,\¯\,;;;;;;;;;)
>>>> """""""""""""""" """"""""""
>>
>> Would your "gay bar" be named 'The Nutless Namby-Pamby'? LOL!
>>
>>> Holy shit, you actually saw this?
>>
>> No, he heard it, and hid like a coward, then ran away while a guy lay
>> bleeding to death. Just remember, when the shit hits the fan, Chimpy's
>> got your back. Nevermind that he's scrambling asshole and elbows in
>> the opposite direction to that oncoming shit and fan. LOL
>>
>>> What happened, was it a robbery gone bad? Did they catch TGWTG?
>>
>> Chimpy doesn't know. He hid like a coward, then ran away. He's a
>> lily-livered pusillanimous craven little wimp who talks big on Usenet,
>> but in real life, he's a huge coward.
>>
>> Then, to top it all off, he called in sick for the rest of the day and
>> went home to scrape the shit from his drawers. That domesticated
>> poof's never seen war, never seen strife, never seen conflict... he's
>> lived his life blithely swishing around with rose-colored glasses on,
>> while he talked like he was a real man to cover up his abject
>> poofterish cowardice. He's so weak he even ran away from a nagging
>> wife rather than stand his ground and assert himself as the head of
>> the household. Chimpy's no man... he's a vagina that never grew right.
>>
>> <snicker>
>
>
> That was a tasty hook wasn't it fakey old boy?
i heard that fish hooks are a good condiment for cannibal sammitches.
--
ga·ble
'gab?l/
noun
the part of a wall that encloses the end of a pitched roof.
a wall topped with a gable.
noun: gable end; plural noun: gable ends
a gable-shaped canopy over a window or door.
http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/photos/0,,1213138,00.html
Gable
Gabled roofs are the kind young children typically draw. They have two
sloping sides that come together at a ridge, creating end walls with a
*triangular extension*, called a gable, at the top. The house shown here
has two gable roofs and two dormers, each with gable roofs of their own.
The slant, or pitch, of the gables varies, an inconsistency that many
builders try to avoid.
LOL
-
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'
Oohoohooh oooh
Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'
Unlucky in love, least that's what they say
He lost his head and he gabled his heart away
He still keeps posting though there's nothing left
Staked his heart and lost, now he has to pay the cost
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'
"Fag. LOL", he smiles and says
Though this RMS is driving him crazy
He don't show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you'll see it all
Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Now tell me have you heard about the lotusLoser
-
LOL
well i guess if we went to:
http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/color-summarizer/
and gave it the URL to the image THAT YOU POSTED IN POST:
<617072d3bd042b9634ebeb7c28503997@dizum.com>
<http://i.imgur.com/gchDiBs.png>
I took that on my way to eat lunch. I tried to make an index card with
backward writing so the SPANKY-SPANKY! reflection would show up with
frontward writing, but apparently I can't write backward legibly, so
you gets what you gets."
it would say "definitely not green", right???
http://i.imgur.com/1CkNIDC.png
D'OH!!!!
*SPNAKITY-SPNAKITY*
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"People didn't cause the Great Depression, Liberal ko0kTarD. Governmental
policy did." - Fakey in MID <7880b90ad2ecebe35ba01b4557597d80%40dizum.com>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_the_Great_Depression
"The initial stock market crash triggered a "panic sell-off" that made the
stock market go even lower."
so... so the "government" panicked, snickers?
funny that a bona-fide conservative horatio alger hero type would want the
government stepping in to save the stock market.
"Current theories may be broadly classified into two main points of view
and several heterodox points of view.
First, there are demand-driven theories, from Keynesian and institutional
economists who argue that the depression was caused by a widespread loss
of confidence that led to underconsumption. The demand-driven theories
argue that the financial crisis following the 1929 crash led to a sudden
and persistent reduction in consumption and investment spending.[1] Once
panic and deflation set in, many people believed they could avoid further
losses by keeping clear of the markets. Holding money therefore became
profitable as prices dropped lower and a given amount of money bought ever
more goods, exacerbating the drop in demand.
Second, there are the monetarists, who believe that the Great Depression
started as an ordinary recession, but that significant policy mistakes by
monetary authorities (especially the Federal Reserve), caused a shrinking
of the money supply which greatly exacerbated the economic situation,
causing a recession to descend into the Great Depression. Related to this
explanation are those who point to debt deflation causing those who borrow
to owe ever more in real terms."
wait? what? no major "third" konservative k0okTheory blaming the
government for everything mentioned?
odd, that. eh, lotusLoser?
-
the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160408001051/http://i.imgur.com/e3OrQSq.png
-
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://i.imgur.com/Z4p1Z55.png
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FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>
">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>> phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>> voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)
Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking
*moron*?
"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""
it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds. it says that you're in denial
about the inversion of your AC legs.
http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png
http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf
on page 2:
** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)
*COUGH*
SPNAK!!
-
i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>
-
snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:
- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:
http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html
place those files in a directory and save this file as
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.
compiles with:
gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++
run with:
./a.out
enjoy the LULZ ;)
*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>
using namespace std;
int main(){
//float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
//float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);
float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
float_precision t=float_precision(0); // time variable
float_precision sum=float_precision(0); // sum of SnickerTurd's
ridiculous sinewave mess
float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25); //
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
float_precision PI;
PI =_float_table(_PI,25);
// this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
while(sum < snickerPrediction){
// fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))
+
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));
// perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh
snickerTurds
if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
}
t = t+STEP;
}
/*
Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"
Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves
never reaches that. They never reach their max values at the same time.
That's how stupid you are.
Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"
Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when
summed.
the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.
*/
cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
-
Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>
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Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
<snicker>
Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL
<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">
on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*
*hell doesn't exist. hope everybody is having a productive evening.
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http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg
http://cafepress.com/kooktown
http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg
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If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public. :)
if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2
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http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd
-
Coming soon! To a newsgroup near you!:
$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot> I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account? <snicker>
You> Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot> Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot> Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot> Fag!
(just as useful as the original!)
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snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden
service. It's not rocket science.
_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._ (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a
kiddie pr0n network.)
That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."
-
Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
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| From | kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-04-23 10:49 -0400 |
| Message-ID | <nfg22e$10g5$1@gioia.aioe.org> |
| In reply to | #572637 |
On 23/04/2016 2:54 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote: >> http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2012GL051106/full >> >> "The 700–2000 m ocean layer accounted for approximately one-third of the >> warming of the 0–2000 m layer of the World Ocean." > > <https://bobtisdale.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/figure-4-argo-hockey-stick.png> > > Huh, well that graph doesn't look realistic at all... the temperature > just suddenly takes off climbing at a rate 24 times the 1950 - 2000 > average... did "zOMG! Anfropoomorefluck Glowbool Waeorming! > DUUUURRRHHH!" suddenly shoot upward starting in 2002? What a transparent straw man argument. Rather than attack the article I linked to (because you can't), you instead link to some completely different page and then attack *that* as if doing so somehow proves the Wiley article wrong. KoOk. *snicker* > <https://wattsupw<SMACKAK00K!> Known kOoksite. Try again. Skipping ahead to the next part that quotes me and responds. > <FOOM!> > >> Which third of the warming therefore can't be accounted for by engine >> intake pipes skewing the data, ko0ky. > > You mean the "warming" that only shows up in the altered data, that > alteration which NOAA backpedaled away from and refused to explain, > even when subpoenaed? L<MUSHROOM CLOUD> You'll be posting proof of those allegations, which means citations that are *not* to denier k00kshites like wattsupwiththat or notrickszone. Peer reviewed articles in trusted scientific journals preferred, or official documents of legal proceedings in the case of the alleged subpoena. -- "To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks "I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade in here." ~Checkmate
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-04-24 06:33 +0200 |
| Message-ID | <089ec2538a6d98ee9a650e9f29dcddf1@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #572709 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Ko0oki kensi the LunkHeaded LibTard,
in <news:nfg22e$10g5$1@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head first into
the wood chipper again:
> On 23/04/2016 2:54 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
You cowardly snipped out a bit, Paul Derbyshire. I restored it for
you. You're welcome, Paul Derbyshire.
Fixored so you can take another crack at refuting reality, Paul G.
Derbyshire:
======================================================
They don't measure down to 5000 meters, moron, except in a few
research project instances. The deepest the automatic probes measure
is 2000 meters.
<http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2014/06oct_abyss/>
<http://iceagenow.info/2014/10/nasa-stumped-deep-oceans-warmed-2005/>
"When scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in
Pasadena, California, analyzed satellite and direct ocean
temperature data from 2005 to 2013, they found that "the ocean
abyss below 1.24 miles (1,995 meters) has not warmed measurably",
the space agency announced in a press release on Monday.
Whoopsie... does... does that say that NASA JPL proved there's no
warming below 2000 meters?
======================================================
Don't go running away from that NASA JPL article, now, Paul
Derbyshire... it proves you're a Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
>>> http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2012GL051106/full
>>>
>>> "The 700-2000 m ocean layer accounted for approximately one-third of the
>>> warming of the 2000 m layer of the World Ocean."
>> <https://bobtisdale.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/figure-4-argo-hockey-stick.png>
>>
>> Huh, well that graph doesn't look realistic at all... the temperature
>> just suddenly takes off climbing at a rate 24 times the 1950 - 2000
>> average... did "zOMG! Anfropoomorefluck Glowbool Waeorming!
>> DUUUURRRHHH!" suddenly shoot upward starting in 2002?
> What a transparent straw man argument. Rather than attack the article I,
> Paul Derbyshire, linked to (because you can't), you instead link to some
> completely different page and then attack *that* as if doing so somehow
> proves the Wiley article wrong.
It does prove the Wiley article wrong, Paul Derbyshire. Your article
is from 2012 and only refers to ocean heat content up to 2010, the
article I linked to is more recent. The article I referenced graphs
the underlying unmanipulated NODC and NOAA data to prove your article
wrong.
> KoOk.
Moron. LOL
> *sn<SMACKAMORON!>
>> <https://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/07/04/rough-estimate-of-the-annual-changes-in-ocean-temperatures-from-700-to-2000-meters-based-on-nodc-data/>
> Known kOoksite. Try again. Skipping ahead to the next part that quotes
> me and responds.
Awww, you cowardly snipped out a lot more than just one site, Paul G.
Derbyshire. You snipped out the proof that you, Paul G. Derbyshire,
are a Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Fixored so you can take another crack at refuting reality, Paul
Derbyshire:
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<https://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/07/04/rough-estimate-of-the-annual-changes-in-ocean-temperatures-from-700-to-2000-meters-based-on-nodc-data/>
The actual annual trend for ocean water at 700 - 2000 meters is 0.0025
C / decade. So it'd take ~4000 years to raise the temperature there by
1 C. And given that the upper 2000 m of seawater contains ~48% of all
the ocean's water according to the NOAA's presentation "ARGO Future
Possibilities", it'd take ~7500 years to raise the entire ocean by a
mere 1 C. And that's *with* the obviously-altered numbers the Klimate
Katastrophe Kooks are bleating about, Derbyshire. LOL
<https://bobtisdale.wordpress.com/2013/03/11/is-ocean-heat-content-data-all-its-stacked-up-to-be/>
<http://bobtisdale.wordpress.com/2013/03/13/nodcs-pentadal-ocean-heat-content-0-to-2000m-creates-warming-that-doesnt-exist-in-the-annual-data-a-lot-of-warming/>
<http://bobtisdale.wordpress.com/2013/05/03/ocean-heat-content-0-to-2000-meters-why-arent-northern-hemisphere-oceans-warming-during-the-argo-era/>
<https://bobtisdale.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/04-argo-era-raw-v-adjusted-ohc.png?w=640&h=416>
Whoopsie... does... does that graph of the unaltered ARGO data show a
temperature *decrease* in the 0-700 m data, Paul Derbyshire?
<http://www.vencoreweather.com/blog/2015/03/22/1230-pm-the-atlantic-ocean-is-showing-signs-of-a-possible-significant-long-term-shift-in-temperatures-from-warm-to-cold>
Why yes, yes it does... in fact that cooling continued from 2013 into
2014 and 2015, Paul Derbyshire. LOL
So there's no warming below 2000 meters, there's *cooling* above 700
meters, and there's a 0.0025 C / decade increase from 700-2000 meters.
Chicken Little much, Klimate Katastrophe Kook Paul Derbyshire? LOL
======================================================
Don't go running away again from that proof, Paul Derbyshire... it
proves you're a Klimate Katastrophe Kook. Your inability to refute it
stands as your tacit admission to being a Klimate Katastrophe Kook,
Paul G. Derbyshire. LOL
>> <FOOM!>
That's the sound of Paul G. Derbyshire explosively evacuating his
bowels when he sees the truth and can't refute it. LOL
>>> Which third of the warming therefore can't be accounted for by engine
>>> intake pipes skewing the data, ko0ky.
>> You mean the "warming" that only shows up in the altered data, that
>> alteration which NOAA backpedaled away from and refused to explain,
>> even when subpoenaed, Paul Derbyshire? LOL
> You'll be posting proof of those allegations, which means citations that
> are *not* to denier k00kshites like wattsupwiththat or notrickszone.
> Peer reviewed articles in trusted scientific journals preferred, or
I did post proof above, Paul Derbyshire, using the unaltered NOAA and
NODC data. You cowardly snipped it out and ran away from it while
continuing to blather out your Klimate Katastrophe Kook moronity, Paul
Derbyshire. Why are you such a coward and kook, Paul G. Derbyshire?
LOL
> official documents of legal proceedings in the case of the alleged subpoena.
"alleged supboena" LOL
You keep denying reality to the bitter end, eh, Paul Derbyshire?
<http://arstechnica.com/science/2015/12/noaa-hands-over-some-e-mails-for-congressmans-subpoena/>
NOAA hands over some e-mails for Congressman’s subpoena
E-mails were between non-scientific staff — scientists still being
protected.
<https://science.house.gov/news/press-releases/smith-responds-noaa-delivery-documents-and-communications>
========================================================
In June, NOAA widely publicized a study as refuting the nearly
two-decade pause in climate change. After three letters requesting all
communications from the agency surrounding the role of political
appointees in the agency’s scientific process, Chairman Smith issued a
subpoena for the information. Smith subsequently sent a letter on
December 1st offering to accept documents and communications from NOAA
political, policy and non-scientific staff as a first step in
satisfying the subpoena requirements.
Information provided to the Committee by whistleblowers appears to
show that the study was rushed to publication despite the concerns and
objections of a number of NOAA employees.
========================================================
<https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2488946-10-13-15-subpoena-from-house-science-committee.html>
Whoopsie... is... is that the "alleged" subpoena, Paul Derbyshire? LOL
Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!
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Subject: Re: A REVIEW: How much does Keith "Murphy" McElroy suck at
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Adding the Injection-Info: header into an E-S post gets it rejected.
Go on, Paul, do it again, if you claim to be able to do it at will.
Make it exactly this:
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Well, Paul? We're waiting. <tap, tap, tap> Nothing, Paul?
<snicker>
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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>
Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.
And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.
Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!
Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>
She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.
Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.
<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>
You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL
> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>
> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited
> any good telescopes lately?
Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?
<snicker>
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--
Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================
Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.
Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176
Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.
The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.
Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.
You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================
But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.
Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".
In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.
He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.
Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.
Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.
Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".
Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.
Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.
Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.
Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.
Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.
The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.
Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.
Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.
That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.
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| From | kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> |
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| Date | 2016-04-25 12:05 -0400 |
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On 24/04/2016 12:33 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote: >>>> http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2012GL051106/full >>>> >>>> "The 700-2000 m ocean layer accounted for approximately one-third of the >>>> warming of the 2000 m layer of the World Ocean." > >>> <https://bobtisdale.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/figure-4-argo-hockey-stick.png> >>> >>> Huh, well that graph doesn't look realistic at all... > >> What a transparent straw man argument. Rather than attack the article I >> linked to (because you can't), you instead link to some completely >> different page and then attack *that* as if doing so somehow proves the >> Wiley article wrong. > > It does prove the Wiley article wrong Except it doesn't. Some other article caricaturing the Wiley article is not the Wiley article, kOok. On the other hand, almost 400 lines of froth this time. You're getting there! -- "To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks "I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade in here." ~Checkmate
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
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| Date | 2016-04-26 07:18 +0200 |
| Message-ID | <4914e4dba202268213e1d2c25126b0d3@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #573113 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Ko0oki kensi the LunkHeaded LibTard,
in <news:nflf94$uqg$1@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head first into
the wood chipper again:
> On 24/04/2016 12:33 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
You cowardly snipped out a bit again, Paul Derbyshire. I restored it
for you. You're welcome, Paul Derbyshire.
Fixored so you can take another crack at refuting reality, Paul G.
Derbyshire:
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They don't measure down to 5000 meters, moron, except in a few
research project instances. The deepest the automatic probes measure
is 2000 meters.
<http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2014/06oct_abyss/>
<http://iceagenow.info/2014/10/nasa-stumped-deep-oceans-warmed-2005/>
"When scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in
Pasadena, California, analyzed satellite and direct ocean temperature
data from 2005 to 2013, they found that "the ocean abyss below 1.24
miles (1,995 meters) has not warmed measurably", the space agency
announced in a press release on Monday.
Whoopsie... does... does that say that NASA JPL proved there's no
warming below 2000 meters?
======================================================
Don't go running away from that NASA JPL article again, Paul
Derbyshire... it proves you're a Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
>>>>> http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2012GL051106/full
>>>>>
>>>>> "The 700-2000 m ocean layer accounted for approximately one-third of the
>>>>> warming of the 2000 m layer of the World Ocean."
>>>> <https://bobtisdale.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/figure-4-argo-hockey-stick.png>
>>>>
>>>> Huh, well that graph doesn't look realistic at all...
>>> What a transparent straw man argument. Rather than attack the article I
>>> linked to (because you can't), you instead link to some completely
>>> different page and then attack *that* as if doing so somehow proves the
>>> Wiley article wrong.
>> It does prove the Wiley article wrong
> Except it doesn't.
Except it does. I note you're not providing any proof of your moronic
contention that an older article somehow trumps several newer studies
*and* newer, unaltered data. LOL
> Some other article caricaturing the Wiley article is
> not the Wiley article, kOok.
I note you snipped out all the proof that you're a bleatfarting
Klimate Katastrophe Kook, Paul Derbyshire. Again. What makes you
libtards so butthurt? Is it reality that does that, or is it your
inability to refute reality that does that? LOL
> On the other hand, almost 400 lines of froth this time. You're getting
> there!
Awww, you cowardly snipped out a lot more than just one site, Paul G.
Derbyshire. You snipped out the proof that you, Paul G. Derbyshire,
are a Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Fixored so you can take another crack at refuting reality, Paul
Derbyshire:
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<https://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/07/04/rough-estimate-of-the-annual-changes-in-ocean-temperatures-from-700-to-2000-meters-based-on-nodc-data/>
The actual annual trend for ocean water at 700 - 2000 meters is 0.0025
C / decade. So it'd take ~4000 years to raise the temperature there by
1 C. And given that the upper 2000 m of seawater contains ~48% of all
the ocean's water according to the NOAA's presentation "ARGO Future
Possibilities", it'd take ~7500 years to raise the entire ocean by a
mere 1 C. And that's *with* the obviously-altered numbers the Klimate
Katastrophe Kooks are bleating about, Derbyshire. LOL
<https://bobtisdale.wordpress.com/2013/03/11/is-ocean-heat-content-data-all-its-stacked-up-to-be/>
<http://bobtisdale.wordpress.com/2013/03/13/nodcs-pentadal-ocean-heat-content-0-to-2000m-creates-warming-that-doesnt-exist-in-the-annual-data-a-lot-of-warming/>
<http://bobtisdale.wordpress.com/2013/05/03/ocean-heat-content-0-to-2000-meters-why-arent-northern-hemisphere-oceans-warming-during-the-argo-era/>
<https://bobtisdale.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/04-argo-era-raw-v-adjusted-ohc.png?w=640&h=416>
Whoopsie... does... does that graph of the unaltered ARGO data show a
temperature *decrease* in the 0-700 m data, Paul Derbyshire?
<http://www.vencoreweather.com/blog/2015/03/22/1230-pm-the-atlantic-ocean-is-showing-signs-of-a-possible-significant-long-term-shift-in-temperatures-from-warm-to-cold>
Why yes, yes it does... in fact that cooling continued from 2013 into
2014 and 2015, Paul Derbyshire. LOL
So there's no warming below 2000 meters, there's *cooling* above 700
meters, and there's a 0.0025 C / decade increase from 700-2000 meters.
Chicken Little much, Klimate Katastrophe Kook Paul Derbyshire? LOL
======================================================
Don't go running away again from that proof, Paul Derbyshire... it
proves you're a Klimate Katastrophe Kook. Your inability to refute it
stands as your tacit admission to being a Klimate Katastrophe Kook,
Paul G. Derbyshire. LOL
You keep denying reality to the bitter end, eh, Paul Derbyshire?
<http://arstechnica.com/science/2015/12/noaa-hands-over-some-e-mails-for-congressmans-subpoena/>
NOAA hands over some e-mails for Congressman’s subpoena
E-mails were between non-scientific staff — scientists still being
protected.
<https://science.house.gov/news/press-releases/smith-responds-noaa-delivery-documents-and-communications>
========================================================
In June, NOAA widely publicized a study as refuting the nearly
two-decade pause in climate change. After three letters requesting all
communications from the agency surrounding the role of political
appointees in the agency’s scientific process, Chairman Smith issued a
subpoena for the information. Smith subsequently sent a letter on
December 1st offering to accept documents and communications from NOAA
political, policy and non-scientific staff as a first step in
satisfying the subpoena requirements.
Information provided to the Committee by whistleblowers appears to
show that the study was rushed to publication despite the concerns and
objections of a number of NOAA employees.
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<https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2488946-10-13-15-subpoena-from-house-science-committee.html>
Whoopsie... is... is that the "alleged" subpoena, Paul Derbyshire? LOL
Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!
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From: Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: A REVIEW: How much does Keith "Murphy" McElroy suck at
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Adding the Injection-Info: header into an E-S post gets it rejected.
Go on, Paul, do it again, if you claim to be able to do it at will.
Make it exactly this:
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Well, Derbyshire? We're waiting. <tap, tap, tap> Nothing, Paul?
<snicker>
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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>
Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.
And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.
Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!
Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>
She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.
Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.
<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>
You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL
> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>
> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited
> any good telescopes lately?
Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?
<snicker>
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--
Kensi the moron wrote:
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The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================
Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.
Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176
Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.
The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.
Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.
You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================
But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.
Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".
In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.
He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.
Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.
Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.
Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".
Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.
Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.
Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.
Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.
Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.
The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.
Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.
Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.
That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.
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| From | kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> |
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| Date | 2016-04-26 12:18 -0400 |
| Message-ID | <nfo4di$13uv$1@gioia.aioe.org> |
| In reply to | #573335 |
On 26/04/2016 1:18 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote: > Except it does. I note you're not providing any proof of your moronic > contention that an older article somehow trumps several newer studies > *and* newer, unaltered data. LOL An older article in a peer reviewed journal certainly trumps several newer "studies" that only appear on a climate denier ko0kbl0g and newer, "unaltered" (= raw, unfiltered, uncalibrated) data. (Bob Tisdale exposed: https://tamino.wordpress.com/2015/07/20/fundamental-differences-between-bob-tisdale-and-reality/) > wattsupwiththat<SMACKAKo0K!> > bobtisdale<SMACKAK0OK!> > bobtisdale<SMACKAKO0K!> > bobtisdale<SMACKAK00K!> > bobtisdale<SMACKAK0oK!> Denialist ko0ksites. > NOAA hands over some e-mails for Congressman’s subpoena Ah, so not a normal subpoena from a real lawyer in a real legal dispute after all. Just some political fishing expedition by a bunch of Republican congresscritters wielding *Congressional* subpoenas at the whims of their oil-company paymasters. As I thought. > Information provided to the Committee by whistleblowers aka paid denialist flacks. Funny how every one of your climate denialist screeds turns to smoke upon closer inspection, isn't it, ko0ky? *snicker* -- "To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks "I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade in here." ~Checkmate
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| From | Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-04-26 21:19 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <nfom0v$b34$58@dont-email.me> |
| In reply to | #573439 |
On Tue, 26 Apr 2016 12:18:54 -0400, kensi wrote: > On 26/04/2016 1:18 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus > wrote: > >> Except it does. I note you're not providing any proof of your moronic >> contention that an older article somehow trumps several newer studies >> *and* newer, unaltered data. LOL > > An older article in a peer reviewed journal certainly trumps several > newer "studies" that only appear on a climate denier ko0kbl0g and newer, > "unaltered" (= raw, unfiltered, uncalibrated) data. > > (Bob Tisdale exposed: > https://tamino.wordpress.com/2015/07/20/fundamental-differences-between- bob-tisdale-and-reality/) > >> wattsupwiththat<SMACKAKo0K!> >> bobtisdale<SMACKAK0OK!> >> bobtisdale<SMACKAKO0K!> >> bobtisdale<SMACKAK00K!> >> bobtisdale<SMACKAK0oK!> > > Denialist ko0ksites. > >> NOAA hands over some e-mails for Congressman’s subpoena > > Ah, so not a normal subpoena from a real lawyer in a real legal dispute > after all. Just some political fishing expedition by a bunch of > Republican congresscritters wielding *Congressional* subpoenas at the > whims of their oil-company paymasters. As I thought. > >> Information provided to the Committee by whistleblowers > > aka paid denialist flacks. > > Funny how every one of your climate denialist screeds turns to smoke > upon closer inspection, isn't it, ko0ky? > > *snicker* And with this latest spanking from kensi, I'd say fakey pretty much has this month's Weird Science all sewn up. Sorry, Jeff Relf -- better luck next month. <snicker>
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
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| Date | 2016-04-27 06:47 +0200 |
| Message-ID | <db379cdc9e7064f10b5248c5c83009c4@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #573439 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Ko0oki kensi the LunkHeaded LibTard,
in <news:nfo4di$13uv$1@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head first into
the wood chipper again:
> On 26/04/2016 1:18 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
>> Except it does. I note you're not providing any proof of your moronic
>> contention that an older article somehow trumps several newer studies
>> *and* newer, unaltered data. LOL
> An older article in a peer reviewed journal certainly trumps several
> newer "studies" that only appear on a climate denier ko0kbl0g and newer,
> "unaltered" (= raw, unfiltered, uncalibrated) data.
You mean all those website references you yet again cowardly snipped
out? LOL
You mean the altered data that NOAA adjusted upward to match the ship
intake temperatures (said ship intakes adding 0.12 C to the water
temperature), rather than adjusting it downward to match the
more-calibrated buoys, then refused to explain why, even when
subpoenaed? LOL
Whoopsie... NOAA released a report stating that they were at a loss to
explain why the entire Atlantic ocean was *cooling*:
<http://www.climatechangedispatch.com/the-entire-atlantic-ocean-is-cooling-contrary-to-media-reports.html>
Does... does that Climate Katastrophe Kook author *admit* the Southern
Ocean is *cooling*, while still trying to toe the "zOMG!
Anfripumoodrick Gloebeel Waoerming! DDUUUURRRHH!" line? LOL
<http://oceans.mit.edu/news/featured-stories/southern-ocean-cooling-in-a-warming-world>
"persistent cooling in the Southern Ocean and sea ice expansion"
Whoopsie again... do those peer-reviewed papers state that the Pacific
ocean *cooled*? Gee... that giant El Nino wasn't so much a heat
buildup as it was a cooling of the rest of the ocean. LOL
<http://www.nature.com/ncomms/2015/151113/ncomms9854/full/ncomms9854.html?WT.ec_id=NCOMMS-20151118&spMailingID=50043462&spUserID=ODkwMTM2NjQyNgS2&spJobID=802458284&spReportId=ODAyNDU4Mjg0S0>
<http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/2015GL064456/full>
Huh... NODC/NOAA's own data shows the cooling, too:
<https://bobtisdale.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/figure-5.png?w=720>
Hey, the eastern Bering Sea cooled recently, as well:
<http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0967063714001903>
Huh... the South China Sea is cooling, too:
<http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0967063715001454>
Gee... seems like the only place that's been warming is the Indian
Ocean. Or not:
<http://adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2015EGUGA..17.7167U>
"Assessment of Indian Ocean heat content since the 1950s suggests
extensive (subsurface) cooling for much of the tropical Indian Ocean."
Perhaps because you're a Klimate Katastrophe Kook, you don't realize
that the planet is temperature-stable and has been for millions upon
millions of years... if it were not so, it would have gone into
temperature runaway mode long ago.
<https://stream.org/new-ocean-cooling-process-implies-climate-stable-knew/>
> (Bob Tisdale exposed:
> https://tamino.wordpress.com/2015/07/20/fundamental-differences-between-bob-tisdale-and-reality/)
>> wattsupwiththat<SMACKAKo0K!>
>> bobtisdale<SMACKAK0OK!>
>> bobtisdale<SMACKAKO0K!>
>> bobtisdale<SMACKAK00K!>
>> bobtisdale<SMACKAK0oK!>
Awww, you snipped out the NASA JPL data, too, Paul... why is that?
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<http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2014/06oct_abyss/>
<http://iceagenow.info/2014/10/nasa-stumped-deep-oceans-warmed-2005/>
"When scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in
Pasadena, California, analyzed satellite and direct ocean temperature
data from 2005 to 2013, they found that "the ocean abyss below 1.24
miles (1,995 meters) has not warmed measurably", the space agency
announced in a press release on Monday.
Whoopsie... does... does that say that NASA JPL proved there's no
warming below 2000 meters?
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Oh, that's why... because you k'lame all that "zOMG! Anthripoomurphy
Globail Waoerming! DUUURRRRHH!" is hiding deep in the ocean, and NASA
JPL proves you wrong. LOL
And you snipped out all that NOAA data that was de-altered to show the
lie that NOAA is trying to foist onto the public.
Whoopsie... does that CMC Environmental Canada graphic show cooler
than normal SST anomalies along the equatorial Pacific, indicating
that a La Nina is building? IOW, the cooling as the El Nino rains out
is accelerating. Maybe that's why both BOM and NOAA have issued La
Nina advisories. LOL
<https://weather.gc.ca/data/saisons/images/2016042200_054_G6_global_I_SEASON_tm@lg@sd_000.png>
SPNAK!
> Denialist ko0ksites.
You're bleating out your Chicken Little Klimate Katastrophe Kook
blather about 0.065 C over 45 years, Paul. And that's using the
altered data from NOAA... the very *best* they could come up with was
a 0.065 C increase from 0 to 2000 meters, which equates to a 0.2 C /
century increase in the 0 to 700 meter ocean layer. That gives a
forcing of less than 0.5 W/m^2, which, if you'll remember, I've
already calculated the time necessary to increase ocean temperature by
1 C for a forcing of the currently claimed level of 0.6 W/m^2.
Message-ID: <e9452ea7326398be36fdb9e6c7adb028@dizum.com>
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Except... what's the latest claimed energy imbalance of the planet,
LunkHead? Oh, it's 0.6 +- 0.17 W/m^2, or a maximum total of
2.6817566e+18 Joules / year.
5.8597e24 J/K / 2.6817566e+18 Joules / year? Why, that's 2,185,023
years at the currently claimed radiative imbalance of the planet just
to raise the ocean temperature by 1 C... and that's if *all* of that
energy is retained, with none of it being re-radiated out to space.
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<http://motls.blogspot.com/2013/09/ocean-heat-content-relentless-but.html>
SPNAK!
>> NOAA hands over some e-mails for Congressman's subpoena
> Ah, so not a normal subpoena from a real lawyer in a real legal dispute
> after all. Just some political fishing expedition by a bunch of
> Republican congresscritters wielding *Congressional* subpoenas at the
> whims of their oil-company paymasters. As I thought.
Awww, being Canuckistanian, Paul Derbyshire didn't know that the
constitutionally-mandated Congressional subpoena trumps the courts
unless there's a blatant violation of a citizen's rights by Congress.
A Congressional subpoena is the highest form of subpoena there is. LOL
<https://www.mayerbrown.com/files/Publication/ec1203b2-a787-44ac-8344-5d5fab374ffa/Presentation/PublicationAttachment/11509b8b-df81-4db6-9e89-1d1b16c20856/White-Paper-Congressional-Subpoena.pdf>
==========================================================
Most Americans understand that the United States Congress is
constitutionally vested with the power to make laws. What is often
less well understood - but may be just as important to those who are
subject to its jurisdiction - is Congress's power to investigate
matters through the issuance of subpoenas and other compulsory
processes.
The Scope of Congress's Subpoena Power
Congress has long been held to possess plenary authority to
investigate any matter that is or might be the subject of legislation
or oversight. And as the Supreme Court observed over 35 years ago,
this authority includes the power to use compulsory processes, such as
the issuance of subpoenas. See Eastland v. U.S. Serviceman's Fund, 421
U.S. 491, 504 (1975). The scope of Congress's power "is as penetrating
and far-reaching as the potential power to enact and appropriate under
the Constitution." Id. at 504 n.15 (quoting Barenblatt v. U.S., 360
U.S. 109, 111 (1959)). Put another way, although Congress ought not to
delve needlessly into the "private affairs" of the citizenry, it has
the power to inquire about and investigate any issue "on which
legislation could be had". Id. (quoting McGrain v. Daugherty, 273 U.S.
135, 177 (1927)). So long as Congress stays within this "necessarily
broad" grant of constitutional authority, courts have little power to
restrain its action. See Id. at 508 ("The wisdom of congressional
approach or methodology is not open to judicial veto."). As a
practical matter, this means that courts generally will not interfere
with a congressional subpoena absent a truly opprobrious violation of
an individual's constitutional rights
==========================================================
SPNAK!
>> Information provided to the Committee by whistleblowers
> aka paid denialist flacks.
Wrong. NOAA employees. "The global warming study was rushed to
publication over the objections of numerous scientists at the National
Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration."
<http://www.climatedepot.com/2015/11/19/whistleblowers-claim-noaa-rushed-contentious-pause-buster-study-despite-reservations/>
Why is NOAA hiding the evidence of this supposed "no global warming
pause", Paul? If they were so sure of their data, they'd have released
it and the explanations as to why they adjusted highly-calibrated buoy
data upward to match the less-highly calibrated ship intake
temperature (said shipboard machinery adding 0.12 C to the temperature
of the sea water), rather than adjusting ship intake temperature down
to match the buoys. Right? No subpoena needed, no obfuscation, no
backpedaling on NOAA's part... if what they did was on the up-and-up,
they'd have released that data right away. But they didn't, Paul.
Of course, this isn't the first time NOAA has tried this tactic...
they k'lamed the "global warming" pause was a result of all that heat
hiding in the oceans prior to the year 2000, too. And they got proven
wrong. LOL
<http://www.21stcenturysciencetech.com/articles/ocean.html>
SPNAK!
> Funny how every one of your climate denialist screeds turns to smoke
> upon closer inspection, isn't it, ko0ky?
Funny how you cowardly snipped them all out because you can't refute
them... especially the NASA JPL study. LOL
> *sn<SMACKAMORON!>
SPNAK!
Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!
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Go on, Paul, do it again, if you claim to be able to do it at will.
Make it exactly this:
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Well, Paul? We're waiting. <tap, tap, tap> Nothing, Paul?
<snicker>
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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>
Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.
And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.
Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!
Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>
She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.
Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.
<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>
You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL
> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>
> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited
> any good telescopes lately?
Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?
<snicker>
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Kensi the moron wrote:
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The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================
Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.
Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176
Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.
The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.
Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.
You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================
But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.
Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".
In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.
He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.
Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.
Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.
Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".
Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.
Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.
Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.
Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.
Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.
The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.
Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.
Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.
That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.
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| From | kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> |
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| Date | 2016-04-27 12:38 -0400 |
| Message-ID | <nfqpu5$1t8d$1@gioia.aioe.org> |
| In reply to | #573626 |
On 27/04/2016 12:47 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote: >>> wattsupwiththat<SMACKAKo0K!> >>> bobtisdale<SMACKAK0OK!> >>> bobtisdale<SMACKAKO0K!> >>> bobtisdale<SMACKAK00K!> >>> bobtisdale<SMACKAK0oK!> > > Awww, you snipped out the NASA JPL data No, I snipped out links to known kOOkshit3s. If you want to link to NASA JPL data, try nasa.gov, though I'll also take a peer-reviewed climate journal link. > <http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2014/06oct_abyss/> Ah, there's a nasa.gov link, though it doesn't support your k'lames at all. > <http://iceagenow.<SMACKAK00K!> And you're straight back to the denier k0oksh1tes. How disappointing. > Whoopsie... does... does that say that NASA JPL proved there's no > warming below 2000 meters? No. > And you snipped out all that NOAA data that was de-altered IOW, doctored by the denialist cult. >> Ah, so not a normal subpoena from a real lawyer in a real legal dispute >> after all. Just some political fishing expedition by a bunch of >> Republican congresscritters wielding *Congressional* subpoenas at the >> whims of their oil-company paymasters. As I thought. > > Awww, being Canuckistanian, Paul Delusional much? > constitutionally-mandated Congressional subpoena trumps the courts > unless there's a blatant violation of a citizen's rights by Congress. > A Congressional subpoena is the highest form of subpoena th<SMACKAK00K!> Way to miss the point. The point being, nobody actually sued NOAA claiming misrepresentations or damages; rather, a bunch of Republicans abused process to go on a politically-motivated fishing expedition looking for dirt or anything they could spin as "dirt" in the right wing echo chamber, all bought and paid for by big oil no doubt. >>> Information provided to the Committee by whistleblowers >> aka paid denialist flacks. > > Wrong. NOAA employees. Who were offered how much under the table money from some Texas magnate's oily palm if they'd "come out" with some sort of "evidence" against climate change? -- "To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks "I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade in here." ~Checkmate
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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
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| Date | 2016-04-28 08:02 +0200 |
| Message-ID | <6f9e40b8c3078764c1ca44f3481aa043@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #573716 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as ko0oki kensi the LunkHeaded LibTard,
in <news:nfqpu5$1t8d$1@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head first into
the wood chipper again:
Your desperate out-of-context snipping throughout the whole post is
noted, Paul... that's what a coward does when he knows he's beaten.
Your tacit admission of defeat is accepted, Paul Derbyshire. LOL
> On 27/04/2016 12:47 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
>> Awww, you snipped out the NASA JPL data
You snipped out the NASA JPL data again, Lunkhead. And you snipped out
all that additional information proving you wrong. LOL
Here it is again. Do try your very best to refute reality, Paul. LOL
Message-ID: <db379cdc9e7064f10b5248c5c83009c4@dizum.com>
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You mean all those website references you yet again cowardly snipped
out? LOL
You mean the altered data that NOAA adjusted upward to match the ship
intake temperatures (said ship intakes adding 0.12 C to the water
temperature), rather than adjusting it downward to match the
more-calibrated buoys, then refused to explain why, even when
subpoenaed? LOL
Whoopsie... NOAA released a report stating that they were at a loss to
explain why the entire Atlantic ocean was *cooling*:
<http://www.climatechangedispatch.com/the-entire-atlantic-ocean-is-cooling-contrary-to-media-reports.html>
Does... does that Climate Katastrophe Kook author *admit* the Southern
Ocean is *cooling*, while still trying to toe the "zOMG!
Anfripumoodrick Gloebeel Waoerming! DDUUUURRRHH!" line? LOL
<http://oceans.mit.edu/news/featured-stories/southern-ocean-cooling-in-a-warming-world>
"persistent cooling in the Southern Ocean and sea ice expansion"
Whoopsie again... do those peer-reviewed papers state that the Pacific
ocean *cooled*? Gee... that giant El Nino wasn't so much a heat
buildup as it was a cooling of the rest of the ocean. LOL
<http://www.nature.com/ncomms/2015/151113/ncomms9854/full/ncomms9854.html?WT.ec_id=NCOMMS-20151118&spMailingID=50043462&spUserID=ODkwMTM2NjQyNgS2&spJobID=802458284&spReportId=ODAyNDU4Mjg0S0>
<http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/2015GL064456/full>
Huh... NODC/NOAA's own data shows the cooling, too:
<https://bobtisdale.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/figure-5.png?w=720>
Hey, the eastern Bering Sea cooled recently, as well:
<http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0967063714001903>
Huh... the South China Sea is cooling, too:
<http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0967063715001454>
Gee... seems like the only place that's been warming is the Indian
Ocean. Or not:
<http://adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2015EGUGA..17.7167U>
"Assessment of Indian Ocean heat content since the 1950s suggests
extensive (subsurface) cooling for much of the tropical Indian Ocean."
Perhaps because you're a Klimate Katastrophe Kook, you don't realize
that the planet is temperature-stable and has been for millions upon
millions of years... if it were not so, it would have gone into
temperature runaway mode long ago.
<https://stream.org/new-ocean-cooling-process-implies-climate-stable-knew/>
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SPNAK!
> No, I snipped out links to known kOOkshit3s. If you want to link to NASA
> JPL data, try nasa.gov, though I'll also take a peer-reviewed climate
> journal link.
I did provide links to peer-reviewed studies, Moron. You cowardly
snipped them all out. They're above. Take another crack at refuting
them, Paul Derbyshire. LOL
======================================================
<http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2014/06oct_abyss/>
<http://iceagenow.info/2014/10/nasa-stumped-deep-oceans-warmed-2005/>
"When scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in
Pasadena, California, analyzed satellite and direct ocean temperature
data from 2005 to 2013, they found that "the ocean abyss below 1.24
miles (1,995 meters) has not warmed measurably", the space agency
announced in a press release on Monday.
Whoopsie... does... does that say that NASA JPL proved there's no
warming below 2000 meters?
======================================================
SPNAK!
>> <http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2014/06oct_abyss/>
> Ah, there's a nasa.gov link, though it doesn't support your k'lames at all.
The title: Study Find Earth's Ocean Abyss Has Not Warmed
It supports my claim that NASA JPL did a study that proved there was
no warming below 2000 meters, LunkHead. Do you think lying will get
you anywhere? LOL
And that, combined with the fact that the warming above 2000 meters
comes to 0.065 C over the past 45 years means you Klimate Katastrophe
Kooks are bleating about a non-event, most certainly within natural
variability, therefore not "zOMG! Anfrapogeneric Glaowbool Waermyng!
DUUURRRHHH!". LOL
SPNAK!
>> <http://iceagenow.info/2014/10/nasa-stumped-deep-oceans-warmed-2005/>
> And you're straight back to the derbyshire k0oksh1tes. How disappointing.
You mean the websites telling the truth? Why'd you snip out all that
data above proving you wrong, Paul Derbyshire? LOL
>> Whoopsie... does... does that say that NASA JPL proved there's no
>> warming below 2000 meters?
> No.
The title: Study Find Earth's Ocean Abyss Has Not Warmed
SPNAK!
>> And you snipped out all that NOAA data that was de-altered
> IOW, doctored by the derbyshire cult.
IOW, undoctored after NOAA altered it by shifting the more-calibrated
buoy data upward to match the less-calibrated ship intake
temperatures, despite the fact that it's now known the shipboard
machinery added 0.12 C to the seawater temperature. They should have
shifted the ship intake temperatures down by 0.12 C to match the buoy
data... they chose to be lying shitbags to further their political
agenda, and got caught at it. Then they backpedaled, lied, refused to
disclose how they'd arrived at their numbers, got subpoenaed, and
violated that congressional subpoena.
SPNAK!
>>> Ah, so not a normal subpoena from a real lawyer in a real legal dispute
>>> after all. Just some political fishing expedition by a bunch of
>>> Republican congresscritters wielding *Congressional* subpoenas at the
>>> whims of their oil-company paymasters. As I, Paul Derbyshire, thought.
>> Awww, being Canuckistanian, Paul Derbyshire didn't know that the
> Delusional much?
Paul Derbyshire much? LOL
>> constitutionally-mandated Congressional subpoena trumps the courts
>> unless there's a blatant violation of a citizen's rights by Congress.
>> A Congressional subpoena is the highest form of subpoena there is. LOL
> Way to miss the point.
Says the moron Paul G. Derbyshire, evading the point. LOL
> The point being, nobody actually sued NOAA
Bwahahahaa! Paul Derbyshire doesn't know the difference between a
subpoena and a summons. A subpoena is a court order. You use a
subpoena to require a person to come to court, go to a deposition, or
give documents or evidence to you. A summons is an official notice of
a lawsuit. LOL
NOAA was subject to a legal congressional subpoena. They violated that
subpoena in attempting to keep hidden the reasoning behind their
raising buoy temperatures to match ship intake temperature, rather
than shifting ship intake temperature down to match the
more-calibrated buoy data, especially in light of the fact that it's
now known that the shipboard machinery adds 0.12 C to the measured
temperature. NOAA got caught at their dishonest shitbaggery, and they
circled the wagons and refused to explain, even with a congressional
subpoena staring them in the face.
> claiming misrepresentations or damages; rather, a bunch of Republicans
> abused process to go on a politically-motivated fishing expedition
> looking for dirt or anything they could spin as "dirt" in the right wing
> echo chamber, all bought and paid for by big oil no doubt.
You're backpedaling and in denial, Paul. The subpoena was in response
to numerous scientists at NOAA whistleblowing. "The global warming
study was rushed to publication over the objections of numerous
scientists at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration."
Remember? Those you delusionally called "paid denialist flacks." LOL
SPNAK!
>>>> Information provided to the Committee by whistleblowers
>>> aka paid denialist flacks.
>> Wrong. NOAA employees.
> Who were offered how much under the table money from some Texas
> magnate's oily palm if they'd "come out" with some sort of "evidence"
> against climate change?
Bwahahahaa! Your paranoid delusions know no bounds, do they Paul? Now
you k'lame there's a grand conspiracy involving all of Congress *and*
scientists at NOAA being bribed by "some Texas oil magnate"... but
NOAA didn't alter the temperature data of the buoys upward to match
ship intake temperatures rather than adjust ship intake temperatures
down to account for the heat added by shipboard machinery... despite
it being proven that that's exactly what they did. Does that about sum
up your delusion, Paul Derbyshire?
SPNAK!
Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!
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Adding the Injection-Info: header into an E-S post gets it rejected.
Go on, Paul, do it again, if you claim to be able to do it at will.
Make it exactly this:
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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>
Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.
And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.
Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!
Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>
She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.
Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.
<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>
You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL
> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>
> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited
> any good telescopes lately?
Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?
<snicker>
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--
Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================
Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.
Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176
Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.
The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.
Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.
You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================
But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.
Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".
In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.
He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.
Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.
Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.
Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".
Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.
Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.
Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.
Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.
Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.
The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.
Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.
Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.
That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.
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| Date | 2016-04-28 01:22 -0600 |
| Subject | IRONIC? |
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On Thu, 28 Apr 2016 08:02:57 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote: >Your desperate out-of-context snipping throughout the whole post is >noted, Paul... that's what a coward does when he knows he's beaten.
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