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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
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| References | (2 earlier) <a1ce88afca1ca2149173e9ffe34638dd@dizum.com> <MPG.3184ea65f961dfa498cf2c@news.altopia.com> <e12736320322bfc8385c9e70ab3e9865@dizum.com> <MPG.31860a009d1743a598cf41@news.altopia.com> <nfi3cb$d86$1@news.albasani.net> |
| Subject | Re: What a line of bullshit |
| Message-ID | <fd56be39fa70efc614be4abc54854b7f@dizum.com> (permalink) |
| Date | 2016-04-25 07:52 +0200 |
| Newsgroups | alt.checkmate, alt.free.newsservers, alt.usenet.kooks, sci.physics |
| Organization | dizum.com - The Internet Problem Provider |
Cross-posted to 4 groups.
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Janithor, in <news:nfi3cb$d86$1@news.albasani.net> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:
> Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate
> Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling
> Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, DoW #1, in
> <news:MPG.31860a009d1743a598cf41@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
> head first into the wood chipper again:
>> In article <e12736320322bfc8385c9e70ab3e9865@dizum.com>,
>> Chimpy's Usenet Lord and Master
>> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> says...
>> <Ko0kbleating snipped>
Translation:
"<I'm a cowardly snipping kookbleating spankard. I'm hiding behind a
stack of pallets, waiting until I think it's safe enough to run out
the emergency exit, pulling the fire alarm as I go and hoping no one
notices my pissed pants>" LOL
Fixored, Chimpy.
>>> Projection. Go cold turkey from all those prescription medications you
>>> abuse and seek immediate professional psychiatric intervention. What
>>> would AUK be if we lost another kicktoy? Don't kill yourself,
>>> Chimpy... suicide is like hiding behind a stack of pallets then
>>> pulling the fire alarm as you run out the emergency door just because
>>> you see a guy with a gun... it's the coward's way out. You should "go
>>> out in a blaze of glory" like you promised. LOL
>>>
>>> Chimpy the drugged-out doomsday conspiracy theorist is going all
>>> wild-eyed hair-pulling tower-climbing conspiracy theory
>>> CRAAAaaaaaZZZzzY. Again. LOL
>>>
>>> =========================
>>> MID: <kpbjfq$klr$5@news.mixmin.net>
>>> aka "CAN'T TRUST NO ONE!!"
>>> "It's coming, and nowhere in the world will be safe for long when it
>>> does."
>>>
>>> MID: <kpce3h$lqv$1@news.mixmin.net>
>>> aka "KILL THEM ALL!!"
>>> "If I have to go out in a blaze of glory, so be it, because I'm going
>>> to take a whole bunch of motherfuckers with me."
>>>
>>> MID: <787deef9481f6b8d91eabc6211dee2ea@dizum.com>
>>> aka "THEY'RE COMING FOR MEEEEEEE!"
>>> "Bush is out of office now, but the damage done to our rights has
>>> already been done under the guise of a war on terrorism. The biggest
>>> terrorist organization in the world is the American Government, and
>>> particularly the CIA. Now that PRISM has my comments in their
>>> database, I'm sure Homeland Security will be out to round me up when
>>> the coming purge is implemented."
>>>
>>> MID: <MPG.2e5c0824203db3ad989ccd@news.alt.net>
>>> aka "DUCK! HERE IT COMES!!!!"
>>> "BTW, I have a feeling the shit is going to hit the fan real soon now.
>>> My best guess is within two years, all hell is going to break loose."
>>> =========================
>>>
>>> Chimpy's gonna shoot up a gay bar. LOL
>> Correction, Fuckweasel... I didn't "see" The Guy With The Gun. I heard
>> the gun go off when TGWTG popped a cap in the store manager's head, and
>> minutes later,
Translation:
"I hid for minutes. I pissed myself for minutes. I cried for minutes.
I was paralyzed with fear for minutes. I'm a coward." LOL
Chimpy's too cowardly to "go out in a blaze of glory"... he's gonna go
out in a blaze of fright-piss. He pissed himself in fear daily when he
was safely far from the actual fighting in Vietnam mopping latrines,
too. LOL
>> when it was obvious TGWTG hadn't stuck around to shoot
>> anyone else, saw the manager lying in a pool of blood that was running
>> out of the hole in his head.
And you did nothing to help him. Instead, being the fucking coward
that you are, you've admitted you ran out the emergency exit, despite
it being "obvious TGWTG hadn't stuck around to shoot anyone else".
You nutless gutless spineless lily-livered chicken-hearted cowering
craven yellow-streaked pantywaist wuss.
>> He died several hours later.
He died because you're a fucking coward who ran away rather than
helping him, Chimpy.
>> My survival instincts told me precisely what to do,
"hide like a fucking coward, run away first chance you got, change
into a clean pair of underwear when you get home" LOL
That's the same thing you do on Usenet. LOL
That's not "survival instincts", Chimpy. Survival instincts tell
normal people to take out the scumbag shooting people. What you
experienced is pure unadulterated cowardice.
<snicker>
>> while most of the dumb fucks
You mean the people with balls? The non-cowards? LOL
>> went running towards the gunfire instead of sheltering in place until it
>> was clear that it was safe.
>>
>> Me: Survivor
You: Coward. LOL
>> Most Other People: Dumb fucks
Most Other People: Survivors who can face themselves in the mirror.
LOL
>> You: Dumber fuck
Me: <pointing and laughing at the coward>
>> --
>> Shoot up Checky's gay bar!
>>
>> .-''''''.
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Would your "gay bar" be named 'The Nutless Namby-Pamby'? LOL!
> Holy shit, you actually saw this?
No, he heard it, and hid like a coward, then ran away while a guy lay
bleeding to death. Just remember, when the shit hits the fan, Chimpy's
got your back. Nevermind that he's scrambling asshole and elbows in
the opposite direction to that oncoming shit and fan. LOL
> What happened, was it a robbery gone bad? Did they catch TGWTG?
Chimpy doesn't know. He hid like a coward, then ran away. He's a
lily-livered pusillanimous craven little wimp who talks big on Usenet,
but in real life, he's a huge coward.
Then, to top it all off, he called in sick for the rest of the day and
went home to scrape the shit from his drawers. That domesticated
poof's never seen war, never seen strife, never seen conflict... he's
lived his life blithely swishing around with rose-colored glasses on,
while he talked like he was a real man to cover up his abject
poofterish cowardice. He's so weak he even ran away from a nagging
wife rather than stand his ground and assert himself as the head of
the household. Chimpy's no man... he's a vagina that never grew right.
<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."
In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da87b17874d123f783@dizum.com>
Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>
Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet
Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"
Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"
MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."
Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."
MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"
Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."
MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."
Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"
MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."
MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."
MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."
MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."
MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."
MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."
MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL
MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
=====================================
What a FAG!
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
<snicker>
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