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  Jesus rose from the dead  The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 12:01 -0700
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 15:39 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead john <johnsefton288@gmail.com> - 2016-09-24 16:12 -0700
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead HVAC <mr.hvac@gmail.com> - 2016-09-30 04:50 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead Serigo <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-09-24 22:21 -0500
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2016-09-25 03:36 +0000
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-25 00:57 +0000
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 18:14 -0700
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead "a425couple" <a425couple@hotmail.com> - 2016-09-24 19:53 -0700
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-25 16:52 +0000
          Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-25 22:17 -0700
            Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-29 23:41 -0700
              Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-29 23:58 -0700
            Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-30 20:48 +0000
              Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-30 15:17 -0700
                Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-10-01 00:10 +0000
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 20:55 -0700
    Jesus rose from the dead HVAC <mr.hvac@gmail.com> - 2016-09-30 04:48 -0700

#598155 — Jesus rose from the dead

Jesus rose 
from the dead to
spread the word
to aliens on
other planets.

Jesus just goes on
constantly incarnating and 
dying on different aliens planets...

spreading the word of God
like a good Christian should.


Jesus is probably right now
walking on water on some
underground ocean on another planet.

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#598182

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> Jesus rose
> from the dead to
> spread the word
> to aliens on
> other planets.
> 
> Jesus just goes on
> constantly incarnating and
> dying on different aliens planets...
> 
> spreading the word of God
> like a good Christian should.
> 
> Jesus is probably right now
> walking on water on some
> underground ocean on another planet.


You know, it's possible
that an atheist manages to slip by
and enter Heaven...
but God is checking everybody out
and if God sees an atheist tryin 
to get in..God is going to tell him,

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE??"

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#598189

You have to get by a
telepathic review of 
your entire life

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#598933

Sep 24john
You have to get by a 
telepathic review of 
your entire life 
-----------

So god is sort of like the NSA 

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#598223

On 9/24/2016 5:39 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> The Starmaker wrote:
>>
>> Jesus rose
>> from the dead to
>> spread the word
>> to aliens on
>> other planets.

>> Jesus just goes on
>> constantly incarnating and
>> dying on different aliens planets...
>>
>> spreading the word of God
>> like a good Christian should.
>>
>> Jesus is probably right now
>> walking on water on some
>> underground ocean on another planet.
>

> You know, it's possible
> that an atheist manages to slip by
> and enter Heaven...
> but God is checking everybody out
> and if God sees an atheist tryin
> to get in..God is going to tell him,
>
> "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE??"
>

GOD dosen't say "fuck"  He says "JESUS CHRIST !!"

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#598225

In article <ns7fr9$16a0$1@gioia.aioe.org>, Serigo  <invalid@invalid.com> wrote:
>On 9/24/2016 5:39 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>
>>> Jesus rose
>>> from the dead to
>>> spread the word
>>> to aliens on
>>> other planets.
>
>>> Jesus just goes on
>>> constantly incarnating and
>>> dying on different aliens planets...
>>>
>>> spreading the word of God
>>> like a good Christian should.
>>>
>>> Jesus is probably right now
>>> walking on water on some
>>> underground ocean on another planet.
>>
>
>> You know, it's possible
>> that an atheist manages to slip by
>> and enter Heaven...
>> but God is checking everybody out
>> and if God sees an atheist tryin
>> to get in..God is going to tell him,
>>
>> "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE??"
>>
>
>GOD dosen't say "fuck"  He says "JESUS CHRIST !!"

Or, "Stop that, in the name of Me."

-- 
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com

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#598209

On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:

> Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other planets.

That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.

<snip more nonsense>

-- 
Smiler, The godless one.
aa #2279
Gods are all tailored to order. They are made 
to exactly fit the prejudices of the believer.

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#598212

Smiler wrote:
> 
> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other planets.
> 
> That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
> Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.



Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it doesn't seem much)


Maybe this would help..


http://www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/historical-jesus.html


https://thepiratebay.org/search/ttc%20jesus/0/99/0


http://www.thegreatcourses.com/category/science.html?CFM=footer

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#598219

"The Starmaker" <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message ...
> Smiler wrote:
>> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
>> > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other planets.
>>
>> That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
>> Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
>
> Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it doesn't seem 
> much)
>
> Maybe this would help..
> http://www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/historical-jesus.html

Tough to argue with:
"Who was Jesus of Nazareth? What was he like? For more than 2,000 years,
people and groups of varying convictions have pondered these questions and
done their best to answer them. The significance of the subject is apparent.
From the late Roman Empire all the way to our own time, no continuously
existing institution or belief system has wielded as much influence as
Christianity, no figure as much as Jesus."

> https://thepiratebay.org/search/ttc%20jesus/0/99/0
> http://www.thegreatcourses.com/category/science.html?CFM=footer

But then, Arthur C. Clarke would not approve. 

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#598263

On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 18:14:53 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:

> Smiler wrote:
>> 
>> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
>> 
>> > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other
>> > planets.
>> 
>> That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
>> Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
> 
> Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it doesn't
> seem much)

My knowledge on that subject is the same as my knowledge on anything else 
that didn't exist.

> Maybe this would help..

<snip links to beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books, none of which are 
evidence of any sort>

-- 
Smiler, The godless one.
aa #2279
Gods are all tailored to order. They are made 
to exactly fit the prejudices of the believer.

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#598316

Smiler wrote:
> 
> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 18:14:53 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> > Smiler wrote:
> >>
> >> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> >>
> >> > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other
> >> > planets.
> >>
> >> That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
> >> Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
> >
> > Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it doesn't
> > seem much)
> 
> My knowledge on that subject is the same as my knowledge on anything else
> that didn't exist.
> 
> > Maybe this would help..
> 
> <snip links to beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books, none of which are
> evidence of any sort>


What I meant by "Maybe this would help..", I meant..maybe it will help others, certaintly not You.



Maybe this would help..


http://www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/historical-jesus.html


https://thepiratebay.org/search/ttc%20jesus/0/99/0


http://www.thegreatcourses.com/category/science.html?CFM=footer

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#598924

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> Smiler wrote:
> >
> > On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 18:14:53 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > > Smiler wrote:
> > >>
> > >> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other
> > >> > planets.
> > >>
> > >> That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
> > >> Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
> > >
> > > Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it doesn't
> > > seem much)
> >
> > My knowledge on that subject is the same as my knowledge on anything else
> > that didn't exist.
> >
> > > Maybe this would help..
> >
> > <snip links to beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books, none of which are
> > evidence of any sort>
> 
> What I meant by "Maybe this would help..", I meant..maybe it will help others, certaintly not You.
> 
> Maybe this would help..
> 
> http://www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/historical-jesus.html
> 
> https://thepiratebay.org/search/ttc%20jesus/0/99/0
> 
> http://www.thegreatcourses.com/category/science.html?CFM=footer


https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=richard+dawkins+jesus+christ

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#598926

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > Smiler wrote:
> > >
> > > On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 18:14:53 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > > Smiler wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other
> > > >> > planets.
> > > >>
> > > >> That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
> > > >> Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
> > > >
> > > > Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it doesn't
> > > > seem much)
> > >
> > > My knowledge on that subject is the same as my knowledge on anything else
> > > that didn't exist.
> > >
> > > > Maybe this would help..
> > >
> > > <snip links to beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books, none of which are
> > > evidence of any sort>
> >
> > What I meant by "Maybe this would help..", I meant..maybe it will help others, certaintly not You.
> >
> > Maybe this would help..
> >
> > http://www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/historical-jesus.html
> >
> > https://thepiratebay.org/search/ttc%20jesus/0/99/0
> >
> > http://www.thegreatcourses.com/category/science.html?CFM=footer
> 
> https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=richard+dawkins+jesus+christ


http://www.everystudent.com/features/isthere.html


Oh, btw, if you go to thepiratebay.org to learn more about Jesus Christ...don't forget The Magnificent Seven is just out.

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#598986

On Sun, 25 Sep 2016 22:17:48 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:

> Smiler wrote:
>> 
>> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 18:14:53 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
>> 
>> > Smiler wrote:
>> >>
>> >> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other
>> >> > planets.
>> >>
>> >> That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
>> >> Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
>> >
>> > Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it doesn't
>> > seem much)
>> 
>> My knowledge on that subject is the same as my knowledge on anything
>> else that didn't exist.
>> 
>> > Maybe this would help..
>> 
>> <snip links to beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books, none of which are
>> evidence of any sort>
> 
> What I meant by "Maybe this would help..", I meant..maybe it will help
> others, certaintly not You.

It won't help anyone sane.

-- 
Smiler, The godless one.
aa #2279
Gods are all tailored to order. They are made 
to exactly fit the prejudices of the believer.

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#598992

Smiler wrote:
> 
> On Sun, 25 Sep 2016 22:17:48 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> > Smiler wrote:
> >>
> >> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 18:14:53 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> >>
> >> > Smiler wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other
> >> >> > planets.
> >> >>
> >> >> That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
> >> >> Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
> >> >
> >> > Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it doesn't
> >> > seem much)
> >>
> >> My knowledge on that subject is the same as my knowledge on anything
> >> else that didn't exist.
> >>
> >> > Maybe this would help..
> >>
> >> <snip links to beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books, none of which are
> >> evidence of any sort>
> >
> > What I meant by "Maybe this would help..", I meant..maybe it will help
> > others, certaintly not You.
> 
> It won't help anyone sane.


Do you know anyone...sane??? i bet you got a crazy mom! i like to meet
your crazy sister, is she hot?





>What I meant by "Maybe this would help..", I meant..maybe it will help others, certaintly not You.



>Maybe this would help..


>http://www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/historical-jesus.html


>https://thepiratebay.org/search/ttc%20jesus/0/99/0


>http://www.thegreatcourses.com/category/science.html?CFM=footer

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#599002

On Fri, 30 Sep 2016 15:17:55 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:

> Smiler wrote:
>> 
>> On Sun, 25 Sep 2016 22:17:48 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
>> 
>> > Smiler wrote:
>> >>
>> >> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 18:14:53 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Smiler wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other
>> >> >> > planets.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
>> >> >> Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
>> >> >
>> >> > Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it
>> >> > doesn't seem much)
>> >>
>> >> My knowledge on that subject is the same as my knowledge on anything
>> >> else that didn't exist.
>> >>
>> >> > Maybe this would help..
>> >>
>> >> <snip links to beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books, none of which are
>> >> evidence of any sort>
>> >
>> > What I meant by "Maybe this would help..", I meant..maybe it will
>> > help others, certaintly not You.
>> 
>> It won't help anyone sane.
> 
> Do you know anyone...sane???

Yep. Most of the atheists here are sane.
They don't believe in unevidenced super-beings, unlike you.

> i bet you got a crazy mom! i like to meet
> your crazy sister, is she hot?

You lose your bet.

-- 
Smiler, The godless one.
aa #2279
Gods are all tailored to order. They are made 
to exactly fit the prejudices of the believer.

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#598227

John Locke wrote:
> 
> On Sun, 25 Sep 2016 00:57:53 +0000 (UTC), Smiler <smiler@jo.king>
> wrote:
> 
> >On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> >> Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other planets.
> >
> >That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
> >Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
> >
> ..this troll is really bonkers. He's got his imaginary Jesus preaching
> to sinful microbes on alien planets. I don't think even Androol or
> Hemoriod have stretched the Jesus nonsense that far.


What are you tryin to say, aliens from other planets are all atheist??
There are certaintly not all atheist on Earth.

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#598932

Jesus rose 
from the dead
--------

That's pretty creepy. Like a horror story. Zombies. Vampires. Oh my

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