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| Newsgroups | alt.atheism, rec.arts.sf.written, sci.physics |
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| From | djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) |
| Subject | Re: Jesus rose from the dead |
| Message-ID | <oE1JD7.5vx@kithrup.com> (permalink) |
| Date | 2016-09-25 03:36 +0000 |
| References | <57E6CD87.12A3@ix.netcom.com> <57E700BB.2A2A@ix.netcom.com> <ns7fr9$16a0$1@gioia.aioe.org> |
| Organization | Kithrup Enterprises, Ld. |
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In article <ns7fr9$16a0$1@gioia.aioe.org>, Serigo <invalid@invalid.com> wrote: >On 9/24/2016 5:39 PM, The Starmaker wrote: >> The Starmaker wrote: >>> >>> Jesus rose >>> from the dead to >>> spread the word >>> to aliens on >>> other planets. > >>> Jesus just goes on >>> constantly incarnating and >>> dying on different aliens planets... >>> >>> spreading the word of God >>> like a good Christian should. >>> >>> Jesus is probably right now >>> walking on water on some >>> underground ocean on another planet. >> > >> You know, it's possible >> that an atheist manages to slip by >> and enter Heaven... >> but God is checking everybody out >> and if God sees an atheist tryin >> to get in..God is going to tell him, >> >> "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE??" >> > >GOD dosen't say "fuck" He says "JESUS CHRIST !!" Or, "Stop that, in the name of Me." -- Dorothy J. Heydt Vallejo, California djheydt at gmail dot com
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Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 12:01 -0700
Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 15:39 -0700
Re: Jesus rose from the dead john <johnsefton288@gmail.com> - 2016-09-24 16:12 -0700
Re: Jesus rose from the dead HVAC <mr.hvac@gmail.com> - 2016-09-30 04:50 -0700
Re: Jesus rose from the dead Serigo <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-09-24 22:21 -0500
Re: Jesus rose from the dead djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2016-09-25 03:36 +0000
Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-25 00:57 +0000
Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 18:14 -0700
Re: Jesus rose from the dead "a425couple" <a425couple@hotmail.com> - 2016-09-24 19:53 -0700
Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-25 16:52 +0000
Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-25 22:17 -0700
Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-29 23:41 -0700
Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-29 23:58 -0700
Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-30 20:48 +0000
Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-30 15:17 -0700
Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-10-01 00:10 +0000
Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 20:55 -0700
Jesus rose from the dead HVAC <mr.hvac@gmail.com> - 2016-09-30 04:48 -0700
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