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Re: Jesus rose from the dead

From Serigo <invalid@invalid.com>
Newsgroups alt.atheism, rec.arts.sf.written, sci.physics
Subject Re: Jesus rose from the dead
Date 2016-09-24 22:21 -0500
Organization Aioe.org NNTP Server
Message-ID <ns7fr9$16a0$1@gioia.aioe.org> (permalink)
References <57E6CD87.12A3@ix.netcom.com> <57E700BB.2A2A@ix.netcom.com>

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On 9/24/2016 5:39 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> The Starmaker wrote:
>>
>> Jesus rose
>> from the dead to
>> spread the word
>> to aliens on
>> other planets.

>> Jesus just goes on
>> constantly incarnating and
>> dying on different aliens planets...
>>
>> spreading the word of God
>> like a good Christian should.
>>
>> Jesus is probably right now
>> walking on water on some
>> underground ocean on another planet.
>

> You know, it's possible
> that an atheist manages to slip by
> and enter Heaven...
> but God is checking everybody out
> and if God sees an atheist tryin
> to get in..God is going to tell him,
>
> "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE??"
>

GOD dosen't say "fuck"  He says "JESUS CHRIST !!"

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Jesus rose from the dead  The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 12:01 -0700
  Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 15:39 -0700
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-24 19:23 -0700
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead Serigo <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-09-24 22:21 -0500
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2016-09-25 03:36 +0000
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-25 02:45 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-25 02:43 -0700
  Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-25 00:57 +0000
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead John Locke <johnnydemon666@demonmail.com> - 2016-09-24 18:12 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-24 19:24 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 20:55 -0700
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-25 02:46 -0700
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 18:14 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-24 19:25 -0700
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead Kevrob <kevrob@my-deja.com> - 2016-09-24 20:56 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead "a425couple" <a425couple@hotmail.com> - 2016-09-24 19:53 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-25 16:52 +0000
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-25 22:17 -0700
          Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-26 00:32 -0700
            Re: Jesus rose from the dead quarke.e2@gmail.com - 2016-09-30 14:17 -0700
              Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-30 19:07 -0700
          Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-29 23:41 -0700
            Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-29 23:58 -0700
              Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-30 00:45 -0700
          Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-30 20:48 +0000
            Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-30 15:17 -0700
              Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-10-01 00:10 +0000
              Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-30 19:09 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead Cloud Hobbit <youngblood2949@gmail.com> - 2016-09-26 00:03 -0700
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-26 12:58 +0000
  Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-24 19:20 -0700
  Re: Jesus rose from the dead Kurt <passerby31416@gmail.com> - 2016-09-24 20:05 -0700
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-25 16:53 +0000
  Re: Jesus rose from the dead HGW <hw@....> - 2016-09-27 20:27 +1000
  Re: Jesus rose from the dead Kurt <passerby31416@gmail.com> - 2016-09-30 19:22 -0700
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-10-03 19:07 -0700

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